Savage Lovecast

Is impotence a silent epidemic afflicting our nation's menfolk? Why would anybody want to be friends with an ex? What on earth is that brown fluid? These and other questions you never knew you had are answered by America's Sweetheart: Dan Savage. Ask away: 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

A couple weeks ago, "Macho" asked the question on many chagrined straight men's minds: Why do so many fem lesbians prefer butch dykes over men? The lesbians called in by the dozens to answer this question. Their answers just might shock you.   Shock us. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

Happy New Year to our perverted listeners. Be the first to call in 2009: 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

The birth of Christ doesn't stop us from dishing out a show chock-full of topics like toe-sucking, sexual loss of bowel control, and sticking metal rods up the penis. Happy holidays, perverts. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

A 70-year-old man finds himself addicted to the expensive charms of a "financial dominatrix." A woman's husband can't be bothered to use the vibrator that sends her over the moon. A kinky couple can't be bothered to take the time to do the BDSM that gets them both off. Hmmm. The gift of ho: The sister of a disabled man wonders how to go about buying him a sex worker for the holidays. Dan brings in guest expert Cory Silverberg, author of The Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability, to help her along. And a question for the lesbians of the world: Why don't you want to date a "real man" instead of a "fake man"? Let us know, ladies: 206-302-2064  This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage

Drunken hookups—they're so wonderful when you're drunk. How can you keep up the casual sex sans alcohol? Mother, here's my wife... now meet our girlfriend. Please pass the turkey. A young man recalls a bad party one year ago, when his friend had sex with an unconscious woman. Was it rape? Can they still be friends? A foot fetishist isn't satisfied with just his girlfriend's feet. He needs more and more toes. Call us up! 206-302-2064 This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage

On this week's Savage Lovecast: A man is jealous of his wife's wild past (things like having sex in the back of a police car). A woman discovers that her father is gay. Should she let him know she knows? Over Christmas? And: Is pee-hole fucking real? Is it safe? Is it fun? And more, more, more. Call us with your concise questions at 206-302-2064. Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

Pubes removal. What's a girl who dislikes shaving, Nair, plucking, and waxing--and can’t afford laser--to do? Latex and latkes. A young man was attracted to his raincoat as a child; now he likes latex on ladies. As for the latkes, you'll have to listen to find out how this relates. A very GGG lady knows her boyfriend wants to pee in her mouth. She's willing to oblige, but he only asks when he's drunk. And, the homo Miss Manners edifies our listeners on the proper etiquette for what to do if one vomits after performing oral sex. And more. Call us up! 206-302-2064 This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage

Jesus had two daddies.… Get ready for a very ranty, very political, very gay-marriage-obsessed show. Need a pep talk? Listen in. Also: smelly dick piercings, orgasmus interruptus, and spunk overload. You can add to this sweltering brew. 206-302-2064. Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

A woman's Brazilian boyfriend tells her that if she got fat it would be a deal breaker. Should his deal breaker be a deal breaker for her? A father frets that the rainbow "keep on truckin'" bear his wife bought for their daughter might be rife with gay meaning. How do you talk to your 13-year-old son about the porn he's beginning to surf? And, for the record, the college student dating a 17-year-old is "not creepy." And more! Call us up with your question: 206-302-2064 This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage

A very hot personal trainer can't understand why he keeps getting objectified. His girlfriend says she doesn't like getting licked off. What up? A Texan man gushes like an oil field when he comes. How can he reduce his volume? Last night his girlfriend went off with another man at a party. Is it wise to blame the booze? And more! 206-302-2064 This episode was brought to you by LivePerson.com. Get advice from the world of experts.

Cantaloupes: orb of pleasure or deadly danger? A 21-year-old college student is dating a 17-year-old. But she is SO IMMATURE. A GGG gal is dating a virgin man who dreams of getting shrunk and squished like a bug. And so much more. Call 206-302-2064 with your question. And vote for Obama, K? This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage

What's a good, giving, and game gal to do when her anal-loving hubby's dick is too thick? A formerly single lady now finds herself feeling clingy and wracked with abandonment issues. A bisexual man just came out to his boyfriend and faces a world of trouble. A woman dating an engaged, bisexual, cross-dressing father needs a little sorting out. A 17-year-old wonders (among other mind-boggling things) if she can get pregnant during her period. And more. Always, there's more. Are you a couple that decided to have children? Give us a call and let us know what the kid has done to your relationship. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

A serial monogamist wonders if he's addicted to girls. A young lady's mother HATES her boyfriend. But she's paying the BILLS! Is it a bad sign when you and your fiancé are already in couples counseling? If you have nothing but dumb friends, can your dumb friends say the same about you? A charming bisexual man can't stop his many boyfriends from falling in love with him. What's a charming bisexual to do? And more! 206-302-2064 This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage

In the weepiest call ever, a woman breaks up with her boyfriend rather than let him leave his children for her. But he also sounds like a creep. What is the ethically correct thing to do when your friend with benefits falls in love with you? When a man refers to his friends as "buddies," does that make him gay? A lesbian is impatiently waiting for her gay brother to take the leap she took long ago--come out to the parents already. And more. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com

A whole lot of S&M in this one, folks. We've got a piss rapist, a reluctant rape fetishist, a bottom learning how to become a top (by popping balloons?), and some discussion of legal issues with S&M. Also, an update from the woman whose boyfriend proposed to her on the podcast--did she accept? Listen up and find out. 206-302-2064 This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage

Dan welcomes back his old Savage Love Live radio-show cohost and college sweetheart Mary Martone for a very special guest appearance. Topics covered: lesbian porn, vibrator dependence, country crotches, friendship drama, and lesbians "of size." 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com

In this very special 100th episode, America's favorite homo Dan Savage attempts to save the marriages of six straight couples. 206-302-2064 This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage

A horndog keeps dating ladies who don't want to have sex. Now he's bugging out. A nonorgasmic woman is making a lot of noise during sex, but she's not closing the deal. How can she talk about it with her boyfriend? A gay man with a cute voice freaks out and clams up when faced with smart hotties. Dan urges a young woman dating a self-absorbed creep to fuck some sense into him. And more. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com

A boyfriend who wants to be kicked in the balls, an exhibitionist neighbor, a stalker, and a cheating uncle all await you on Dan Savage's beloved call-in sex advice podcast. Won't you join in? 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com