Monday Morning Podcast

Bill rambles about how playing golf is stupid, farmers, and biting squirrels. Quo: Calls, texts, voicemails, transcripts, and contact details all live in one clean view. Try Quo for free and get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to http://www.Quo.com/BURR Policy Genius: Get free quote on life insurance by going to http://www.PolicyGenius.com/BURR SimpliSafe: Right now, you can get 50% off your new system by visiting http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Truewek: Upgrade to the T2 WerkPant and stay comfortable no matter what the day brings. Get 15% off your first order at http://www.TRUEWERK.com code BURRNormal: A double-barreled shotgun blast of pure mayhem. Starring Bob Odenkirk, Henry Winkler, and Lena Headey. See it only in theaters starting April 17.TOUR DATES ▶ http://www.billburr.com/tour MERCH ▶ https://billburrmerch.com/ INSTAGRAM ▶ https://www.instagram.com/wilfredburr/ APPLE ▶ https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/monday-morning-podcast/id480486345 SPOTIFY ▶ https://open.spotify.com/show/5SFiQlOQ3

Bill rambles about North Carolina, remember jokes, and a bankrupt country.(00:00 - Thursday Afternoon Podcast(44:09) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 4-9-18 - Bill rambles about Rough N Rowdy, Billy 'no Vice', and lunatic Sheela.Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Flea - A PleaseNORMAL: From the creator of JOHN WICK and NOBODY comes the new movie NORMAL: a double-barreled shotgun blast of pure mayhem. Starring Bob Odenkirk, Henry Winkler, and Lena Headey. See it only in theaters starting April 17.Fast Growing Trees: Listeners get 20% off their first purchase when using the code BURR at checkout at http://www.FastGrowingTrees.com SimpliSafe: Right now, you can get 50% off your new system by visiting http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR ZipRecruiter: Try for free at http://www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Squarespace: Check out http://squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/pri

Bill rambles about going to a 'rager', Easter candy, and getting scanned.Hims: To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit http://www.Hims.com/BURRZip Recruiter: Try Zip Recruiter for free at http://www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURRSquarespace: Go to http://www.squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.FastGrowingTrees: Listeners to our show get 20% off their order when they got http://www.FastGrowingTrees.com and use code BURR SimpliSafe: Get 50% off your new system by visiting http://www.SimpliSafe.com/burr See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about novelty bikes, A.I. relationship advice, and animals in the dryer. Recorded in front of a live audience for the SXSW Festival on March 13th at Esther's Follies in Austin, TX.WATCH: https://youtu.be/JznnnXU_qo0Presented by Ship Station ShipStation: Try ShipStation free for sixty days with full access to all features at www.ShipStation.com code: BURRMeUndies: Get to get 20% off your first order, plus free shipping. www.meUndies.com/BURR code: BURRZipRecruiter: Try fro free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Utah, getting I.D.'d for coffee, and climbing the ladder.(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast(36:47) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 3-26-18 - Bill rambles about instagram, stewardesses, and F1.Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Mikis Theodorakis - The Fire InsideFast Growing Trees: Get great deals on spring planting essentials, up to half off on select plants. Listeners get 20% off their first purchase when using the code BURR at checkout at http://www.FastGrowingTrees.com/BURR Squarespace: Go to http://www.squarespace.com/BURR with code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.Quo: Try Quo for free and get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to http://www.Quo.com/BURRMomentous: Momentous is offering our listeners up to 35% off your first order with promo code BURR at http://www.livemomentous.com Helix: Go to http://www.HelixSleep.com/BURR for 20% off site wideSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and C

Bill rambled about the Euro step, address abuse, and a puppet act.Fast Growing Trees: Get great deals on spring planting essentials, up to half off on select plants. Listeners get 20% off their first purchase when using the code BURR at checkout at http://www.FastGrowingTrees.com/BURR Squarespace: Go to http://www.squarespace.com/BURR with code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.Quo: Try Quo for free and get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to http://www.Quo.com/BURRMomentous:  Momentous is offering our listeners up to 35% off your first order with promo code BURR at http://www.livemomentous.com Helix: Go to http://www.HelixSleep.com/BURR for 20% off site wideSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about gutted rooms, asteroidal impacts and getting along.-----------------------------------------(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast(32:37) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 3-19-26 - Bill rambles about the Easter Bunny, bowling alleys, and Takes From The Tour Bus.Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Mitch Murder - Intertia-----------------------------------------SimpliSafe:  Right now, my listeners can get 50% off a new system by visiting http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Policy Genius: Protect the life you’ve built. With Policygenius, you can see if you can find 20-year life insurance policies starting at just $276 a year for $1 million in coverage. Head to http://www.policygenius.com/BILLBURR TRUEWERK:  Don't let cheap gear slow you down this winter. Upgrade your day with workwear built like it matters. Get 15% off your first order at http://www.TRUEWERK.com/BURR Fast Growing Trees:  Right now, they have great deals on spring planting essentials, up to half

Bill rambles about the 'What It's All About, a few days in Texas, and 'Plantmand & Blondie'.SimpliSafe: Right now, my listeners can get 50% off a new system by visiting http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Policy Genius: Protect the life you’ve built. With Policygenius, you can see if you can find 20-year life insurance policies starting at just $276 a year for $1 million in coverage. Head to http://www.policygenius.com/BILLBURR TRUEWERK:  Don't let cheap gear slow you down this winter. Upgrade your day with workwear built like it matters. Get 15% off your first order at http://www.TRUEWERK.com/BURR Fast Growing Trees: Right now, they have great deals on spring planting essentials, up to half off on select plants. Get 20% off your first purchase when using the code BURR at checkout. http://www.FastGrowingTrees.com and use the code BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-in

Bill rambles about being sick, Why A.I.?, and H.O.A.’s.(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast(39:42) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-12-18- Bill rambles about nuclear proliferation, two team cities and eating meat.Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Elvis Presley - Frankfort Special Quo: Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to http://www.Quo.com/BURR Hims: To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit http://www.Hims.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about school photos, religion, and the phrase 'I Will Say'. Quo: Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to http://www.Quo.com/BURR  Hims:  To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit http://www.Hims.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with hockey legend Rick Middleton about his time with the Bruins and his new documentary 'ICE GOLD'. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (48:42) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-5-18 - Bill sits down with musician Al Jourgensen. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Pink Floyd - Coming Back to Life (Pulse) Zip Recruiter:  Try for free at http://www.ZipReCruiter.com/BURR  SimpliSafe:  My listeners can get 50% off a new system by visiting http://www.Simplisafe.com/BURR  Squarespace:  Head to http://www.squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: BURR Fast Growing Trees:  Right now, they have great deals on spring planting essentials, up to half off on select plants. And listeners to our show get TWENTY PERCENT OFF their first purchase when using the code BURR at checkout at http://www.FastGrowingTrees.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about war, reaction videos, and dog advice. Zip Recruiter:  Try for free at http://www.ZipReCruiter.com/BURR  SimpliSafe:  My listeners can get 50% off a new system by visiting http://www.Simplisafe.com/BURR  Squarespace:  Head to http://www.squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: BURR Fast Growing Trees:  Right now, they have great deals on spring planting essentials, up to half off on select plants. And listeners to our show get TWENTY PERCENT OFF their first purchase when using the code BURR at checkout at http://www.FastGrowingTrees.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about being a Disney dad, hockey, and flying. Helix: A study they ran found that 82% of those involved saw an increase in their deep sleep cycle while sleeping on a Helix mattress.  Go to http://www.helixsleep.com/BURR for  27% Off Sitewide. Truewerk:  Don't let cheap gear slow you down this winter. Upgrade your day with workwear built like it matters.   Get 15% off your first order at http://www.TRUEWERK.com/BURR (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (34:09) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-26-18 - Bill rambles about the Bruins, inspirational speakers, and guns. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Mitch Murder - Breaking WavesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Team USA, turmoil, and Italy v. France. Helix: A study they ran found that 82% of those involved saw an increase in their deep sleep cycle while sleeping on a Helix mattress.  Go to http://www.helixsleep.com/BURR for  27% Off Sitewide. Truewerk:  Don't let cheap gear slow you down this winter. Upgrade your day with workwear built like it matters.   Get 15% off your first order at http://www.TRUEWERK.com/BURR  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Olympic hockey, A.I. Self-Help Videos, and reading a book. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (36:36) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-19-26 - Bill rambles about Lent, Titties, and Ben Franklin. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Night Moves - State Sponsored Psychosis See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the Files, L.A. Rain, and Hurling. Butcher Box:  As an exclusive offer, new listeners can get their choice between organic ground beef, chicken breast or ground turkey in every box for a year, plus $20 off when you go to http://www.ButcherBox.com/BURR Policy Genius:  Head to http://policygenius.com/BILLBURR to compare life insurance quotes from top companies and see how much you could save. SimpliSafe:  Protect your home today and enjoy 50% off a new SimpliSafe system with professional monitoring at http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR  Hims:  Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Weight Loss, and more, at http://www.Hims.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about island level politics, the meaning of life, and gibberish. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast(33:18) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-12-18 -  Bill rambles with comedian Kevin Shea. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Dave Matthews Band - Lie in Our Graves (Portugal 5-25-07) Momentous:  Right now, Momentous is offering our listeners up to 35% off your first order with promo code BURR at  http://www.livemomentous.com and use promo code BURR for up to 35% off your first orderSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the Super Bowl, the Bay Area, and birds. Coast:  No contracts, no commitments, just a smarter, simpler way to keep your operations tight and your crews moving.  Coast Pay is offering our listeners free gas for a day when you get started at http://www.coastpay.com/BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about not going to the game, drumming at Dean's Birthday Show, and the Seahawks stadium beer scam. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (29:28) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-5-18 - Bill rambles about Eagles historic win, man titted c-notes, and F1. (01:37:48) - Anything Better Podcast Super Bowl Preview - The Super Bowl is here!  Bill and Paul make their picks and wrap up the season. Zip Recruiter:  Try for free at http://www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR  Kalshi:  Kalshi is where you put your money where your prediction is.  Download the Kalshi app and get $10 when you deposit with code BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about spiritual whores, his top five birds, and Cleo's legay. Kalshi:  Download the Kalshi app and get $10 when you deposit with code BURR SimpliSafe:  Protect your home today and enjoy 50% off a new SimpliSafe system with professional monitoring at http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Squarespace:  Go to http://www.Squarespace.com for a free trial, with code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.