Monday Morning Podcast

Bill rambles about commercials, cops & protesters, and getting pulled over. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:21) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-27-25 Bill rambles about malls, Formula 1 and his shit-ass house. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Ben Wendel - March

Bill rambles about Victoria's Secret secrets, rainforest runways, and pre-qualifications. SimpliSafe:  Visit www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and get your first month free. Squarespace:  Check out www.Squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.

Bill rambles about the View, tables in Times Square, and learning guitar. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (29:50) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-20-17 - Bill rambles about Dunkin' Donuts, old cars, and losing his shit. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Steve Vai - Answers (G3: Live In Concert)

Bill rambles about laundry rooms, electronic stores, and F1. SquareSpace:  Check out squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Fast Growing Trees:  This Spring, get up to half off on select plants and other deals. Listeners of our show get 15% off their first purchase when using the code BURR at checkout.

Bill rambles about New York, L.A. Airspace, and Shakespeare. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:51) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast 3-13-25 - Bill rambles about do-wop, heaven, and half-a-dude wrasslin. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Roy Ayers - Liquid Love

Bill rambles about Glengarry previews, the NBA horror show, and neighbor issues. Hims:  Go to www.Hims.com/BURR for your personalized ED treatment options. SimpliSafe: Visit www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR  to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and get your first month free.

Bill rambles about men of yesteryear, pervs of yesteryear, and elastic waist jeans. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:12) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-6-17 - Bill rambles about the Kobe 11’s, country music, and baloney sandwiches. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  GZA - Liquid Swords Squarespace:  Head to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.squarespace.com/BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Helix:  Go to www.helixsleep.com/BURR for 20% off sitewide.

Bill rambles about F1, American artists, and car insurance. Zip Recruiter:  Try for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Open Phone:  OpenPhone is offering 20% off of your first 6 months when you go to www.OpenPhone.com/BURR 

Bill rambles about the NHL, going to shows, and model cars. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:59) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-27-25 - Bill rambles about Daytona, texting, and taking back roads.

Bill rambles about dreams, filming a disaster, and divorce laws. Squarespace:  Head to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.squarespace.com/(BURR) to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. SimpliSafe:  Go to www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and your first month free.

Bill rambles about speed bags, tabloids, and lonely Bill. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (29:27) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-20-17 - Bill rambles about old babies, heroes, and first degree cuntiness. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Silverchair - Abuse Me

Bill rambles about the SNL 50 concert, organic food, and shorts in the winter. SimpliSafe:  Go to www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and your first month free. Hims:  Hims can help you find the ED option that works for you. Start your free online visit today at www.Hims.com/BURR 

Bill rambles about 'Becoming Led Zeppelin', seeing Paul McCartney, and steam rooms. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (24:00) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 2-13-17 - Bill rambles about Friday the 13th, Coach K, and changing diapers. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: The Beatles - Fixing A Hole

Bill rambles about not watching the Super Bowl, drones at the beach, and the Valentine's Day grift. Open Phone:  Right now, OpenPhone is offering 20% off of your first 6 months when you go to www.OpenPhone.com/BURR Magic Spoon:  Get 5 dollars off your next order at www.MagicSpoon.com/BURR  

Bill rambles about the golden age of sports, being isolated, and evil research records. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast  (37:20) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-6-17 - A stunned Bill Burr rambles about the Patriots Super Bowl win, coaching your kid's team and brushing your teeth.  (01:42:20) - Anything Better Preview & Picks - Super Bowl SimpliSafe:  Head to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.squarespace.com/(BURR) to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Helix:  And Helix is so confident in their products, they want you to experience it for yourself.  Go to helixsleep.com/BURR for 20% off sitewide + 2 free dream pillows with mattress purchase. Zip Recruiter:  See for yourself! Just go to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR right now to try it for free.

Bill rambles about children's theater, the Luka trade, and women's cricket. Hims:  With hundreds of thousands of trusted subscribers, Hims can help you find the ED option that works for you at www.Hims.com/BURR  SimpliSafe:  Start the year with greater peace of mind. Visit www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and your first month free. 

Bill rambles about getting over a cold, a surprise gathering, and the news. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (27:57) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-30-17 - Bill rambles about all star games, not sleeping, and chicken little. Thursday Afternoon Interlude - Wayne Shorter - Black Orpheus 

Bill rambles about Johnny Mathis, the Chiefs, and Japanese Motorcycles. Hims:  With hundreds of thousands of trusted subscribers, Hims can help you find the ED option that works for you at www.Hims.com/BURR  SimpliSafe:  Start the year with greater peace of mind. Visit www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and your first month free. 

Bill rambles about the 90's, reincarnation, and the beauty of a brake light. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (28:24) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-24-25 - Bill rambles about Madonna, NFL Football, and writing poetry. (01:21:58) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks - Championship Games Squarespace:  Head to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.squarespace.com/BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Policy Genius:  Secure your family’s tomorrow so you have peace of mind today. Head to www.policygenius.com/BILLBURR 

Bill rambles about kids birthday cakes, playoffs, and the American Presidency. Open Phone:  Right now, OpenPhone is offering 20% off of your first 6 months when you go to www.OpenPhone.com/BURR  Magic Spoon:  Get 5 dollars off your next order at www.MagicSpoon.com/BURR