Monday Morning Podcast

Bill rambles with comic legend Steven Wright about the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, making people laugh as a kid, and his new book 'HAROLD', available May 16th everywhere books are sold. From the outside, Harold is an average seven-year-old third grader growing up in the 1960s. Bored by school. Crushing on a girl. Likes movies and baseball—especially the hometown Boston Red Sox. Enjoys spending time with his grandfather. But inside Harold’s mind, things are a lot more complex and unusual. His thoughts come to him as birds flying through a small rectangle in the middle of his brain. He visits an outdoor cafe on the moon and is invited aboard a spaceship by famed astronomer Carl Sagan. He envisions his own funeral procession and wonders if the driver of the hearse has even been born yet.Harold documents the meandering, surreal, often hilarious, and always thought-provoking stream-of-consciousness ruminations of the title character during a single day in class. Saturated with the witticisms and profundities

Bill rambles about phone addiction, Ivy League schools, and Africa. Indochino:  Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more Zip Recruiter:  Try ZipRecruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR

Bill rambles about Clinton's cigar, Harvard, and staricases.

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Bill rambles about watching sports, his truck, and taking back the money supply.

Bill rambles about broken car windows, the Dalai Lama, and umbrella girls. Butcher Box: Sign up at www.ButcherBox.com/BURR and get free Chicken Thighs for a Year and $20 off your first box when you sign up today. Zip Recruiter:  Try Zip Recruiter right now by going to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR  

Bill rambles about the Hollywood Bowl, storage units, and strip malls. Digital Experience Tickets for the Monday Morning Podcast Live 4/23 Helix: Helix is offering up to 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR

Bill rambles about the Comedy Mothership, MotoGP Austin, and jumping fences.   Digital Experience Tickets for the Monday Morning Podcast Live 4/23 SimpliSafe:  Claim a free indoor security camera plus 20% off your order with Interactive Monitoring at www.simplisafe.com/burr Freeze Pipe: Shop pipes, bubblers, bongs and more at www.thefreezepipe.com and use code BURR for 10% off your entire order. ZipRecruiter:. Try Zip Recruiter for free by going to www.ZipRecruiter.com/burr

Bill rambles about salesman, '48 Hours', and Los Angeles arenas. Digital Experience Tickets for the Monday Morning Podcast Live 4/23

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Bill rambles about the Patrice O'Neal benefit, boots, and idiots who need helicopter rescues. Digital Experience Tickets for the Monday Morning Podcast Live 4/23 Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Yussef Dayes ft. Rocco Palladino & Charlie Stacey ~ Yesterday Princess (Stanley Clarke X Curren$y) https://youtu.be/O_IZI7YQLsU Stamps.com:   Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts.  

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Bill rambles about gaskets, doors opening for no reason, and the news. Thursday Afternoon Throwback: (3-30-15) Bill rambles about take out food, broad jobs, and red headed seals. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Night Moves - Denise Policy Genius:  Head to www.policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.

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Bill rambles about how to sit, the evil genius of insurance companies, and eating out of a bucket. Helix: Helix is offering up to 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR

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