Tales From The Tinny

“It’s man on fish. Doesn’t get much more exhilarating.”

Go on. Get one up ya.

"I was completely upside down for a bit there."

"Your life as you know it is now over."

Is the Tinny's revered brag mat actually on the piss?

"If your choice is dinner in the desert or the RSL buffet, what are you gonna choose?"

"In all my years, nothing's come close to that feeling."

How accurate is accurate enough?

“It’s a bit like listening to porn on the radio”

"You can go out fishing for barra and come home pissing blood. It's worse than rugby."

"I've only come close to losing digits a couple of times."

“All in all a pretty devastating trip.”

"I'm just using every single cent I have on fuel and just SENDING it!"

Bagging out on metre jewies and leaving 'em biting.

"It's just the best tasting pie you can get."

"Like pulling up a bag of concrete on your line."

"My new partner thought I was some kind of fishing psychopath."

"Is there anywhere else where this cowboy can pull their trigger?"

"I'm not stranded. I'm meditating!"

When they're too big to even jump.