Tales From The Tinny

Even just one less diabolical stuff up would’ve been nice.

Less soothing - more heckling.

How to target build up barra on the flats

This is that show...

The doof doof gets the boof boof.

“It’s like a unicorn fish to me.”

All ya need is a hook and a chunk of backstrap!

"He said 'It can't get any worse'. It got worse."

"My life will never be the same again."

'Twas a relationship problem that only more fishing could solve

"It's a bit like Jumanji this thing."

"I'm trying to catch something decent, and instead I keep landing the world's most venomous fish."

A tide 18.6 years in the making!

“Embarrassed. Humiliated. Deflated.”

“If ya wanna catch a big barra, that’s what ya use.”

“I just went to my shed, whipped this up and caught fish straight away.”

Because...well...YOLO.

"Lure, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."

Go big or go home.

Holy saratoga!