Synopsis
This podcast is about celebrating everything truly crazy and ridiculously awesome about the Warhammer 40k universe. If you like roleplaying games, listen to us try to survive our inquisitor's missions in Dark Heresy. If you enjoy wargaming, we recap our biggest and often hilarious missteps from the miniature wargame, Warhammer 40,000. And of course, if you ever wanted to attend a Wych Arena in Commorragh, we've got you covered with 40k Arena. No matter what, if you love the grim dark, this is the podcast for you.
Episodes
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Ep 42 - Pre LVO 2018
27/12/2017 Duration: 55min2017 has come and gone and we look back on the way things were and what's still to come in 2018, but one thing that never changes is our poor performance at the local tournament scene. In the Brown Library, we look to the upcoming Las Vegas Open (LVO) and discuss what lists we'll be bringing and how we built them. Seizes of the Month: Jay: Did I really need to commit my entire army to killing one Primarch....probably not Andrew: Remembering your wargear is almost as important as remembering your units... Brown Library: Jay and Andrew pull back the curtain and discuss their list building process and what their army will look like going into LVO 2018!
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Ep 41 - Duck and Pucker
29/11/2017 Duration: 48minThe big bugs have arrived and the chapter has been all kinds of approved, but most importantly, we still drop the ball at the local tournament scene. In the Brown Library, we pay tribute to the sneakiest vehicle in the Space Marine arsenal. Seizes of the Month: Jay: A Culexus assassin? What's to worry about? Three of them? No big deal right?....right? Andrew: Sometimes the bloodlust gets the best of us all....at least that's what Khorne says Brown Library: Jay and Andrew take a fan request to make the unseen Whirlwind the badass of the ball, but do we succeed? Is G Man probably in this list? Yes.....to both!
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Roll to Seize 2018!
15/11/2017 Duration: 02minWith 40k Arena being pushed to next week due to us being trapped in Commorragh customs, we decided to record this short episode. We share some exciting news and discuss some of our plans for Roll to Seize in the coming year!! Per the episode, please send any feedback or comments to rolltoseize@gmail.com Mortals: Descent of the Gods Kickstarter
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Ep 40 - Alaitoc is the New Black
25/10/2017 Duration: 50minJay and Andrew have heard the screams of conscripts and fear the coming of the Craftworlders, but still consistently forget how strategy works at their local tournament scene. In the Brown Library, we prepare our cookies for the great space keeblers as the Eldar have arrived with some brand new tricks and incredible Craftworld traits. Seizes of the Month: Jay: Charging hasn't changed since the beginning of 8th Edition...and Jay's still bad at it Andrew: The fog of 7th Edition still lingers on a few rules, even when it comes to giant robots Brown Library: Jay and Andrew build their first 8th Edition Eldar list with some brand new strategems and Craftworld traits to back them up!
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Special Announcement
17/10/2017 Duration: 04minJay and Andrew make an exciting announcement... Uncover the secret here: http://kck.st/2i7QnC4
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Ep 39 - Heavy Metal
27/09/2017 Duration: 47minJay and Andrew have seen the power of Papa Nurgle and the great Omnissiah, but unsurprisingly, they still continue to drop the ball at their local tournament scene. In the Brown Library, we prepare our greatest air guitar for an army that is all about the heavy metal. Seizes of the Month: Jay: Speed bumps are annoying...but just like real life, they can be necessary Andrew: If you can cause an Adeptus Sororitas traffic jam, go for it! Brown Library: Jay and Andrew discuss the infamous Iron Warriors and how the new and improved Obliterators certainly deserve a second look. **Upcoming board game from Partial Arc: https://www.partialarc.com/mortals/ Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc
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Ep 38 - My Watch Begins
30/08/2017 Duration: 57minJay and Andrew have returned from their trip to Gen Con and still managed to make plenty of mistakes at this month's tournament. In the Brown Library, we dive deep into a faction that rarely gets the credit it deserves. Let's see what these Xenos hunters have up their sleeve in 8th Edition. Seizes of the Month: Jay: Drones...they're f*&$#ing sneaky! Andrew: If you've got the range, maybe let the enemy come to you? Brown Library: Jay and Andrew discuss 8th Edition Deathwatch and take some time to admire the avalanche of toys they have at their disposal. Upcoming board game from Partial Arc: https://www.partialarc.com/mortals/ Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc
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Ep 37 - Wormageddon
26/07/2017 Duration: 44minJay and Andrew have waded through the waters of 8th Edition and find them to be much more fluid than expected and yet they still manage to make plenty of mistakes. In the Brown Library, we deliver our first army list of 8th Edition and as expected, it's not only fluffy, but absolutely ridiculous. Seizes of the Month: Jay: Heroic intervention is a thing...learn it Andrew: Bubble wrapping is not just for humans, but for bugs as well Brown Library: Jay and Andrew discuss the creepiest of crawlies 8th Edition has to offer and how we may need an entirely new Space Marine chapter to take them down. Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc
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Ep 36 - 8th Edition Impressions
28/06/2017 Duration: 36minJay and Andrew dive headfirst into 8th Edition and as expected, they've made some mistakes along the way. In the Brown Library, we step away from list-building for an episode and soak in the full breadth and changes of this new edition. Seizes of the Month: Jay: Charging is important in 8th Edition, but countercharging just might save your army Andrew: Crushing a Solitaire can be fun, but proper target priority may be more valuable Brown Library: Jay and Andrew go phase by phase of the new edition and talk about the biggest impacts they've seen so far. Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc
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Ep 35 - Murder Death Kill
31/05/2017 Duration: 42minJay and Andrew say farewell to 7th Edition and get excited for what's to come. To tide them over, they dig into some of the biggest mistakes they made in this month's tournament. In the Brown Library, we give 7th its due with a SUPER formation and some pretty ridiculous entries. Seizes of the Month: Jay: If you're not mobile and your enemy is, maybe don't deploy so very far away... Andrew: If you've got a juicy target for flamers, you probably shouldn't bunch up Brown Library: Nothing says 7th quite like wacky formations and with the Castellans of the Imperium, we take this to a whole new level. Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc
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Ep 34 - Fear the Reaper
26/04/2017 Duration: 47minJay and Andrew's world is in flux, in more ways than one, and they distract themselves by painfully recalling their mistakes of the past month. In the Brown Library, the new Ynnari show off their love of death metal with a tribute worthy of Ynnead himself. Seizes of the Month: Jay: If you can no scatter deep strike, maybe plan it better Andrew: If you've gotta sacrifice an FMC to win, you could do a lot worse than a Harpy Brown Library: The Ynnari are here to rock and they've brought some unlikely aspects along for the ride. Will the swooping hawks and dark reapers prove their metal? Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc
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Ep 33 - The Flood
29/03/2017 Duration: 55minJay and Andrew discuss GW's announcements from AdeptiCon and what they mean for 8th Edition. Afterwards, they try to learn some lessons while discussing their biggest mistakes from this month's tournament. In the Brown Library, everyone's favorite space bugs may have developed some secret biotech when you weren't looking and it just might get them back in the game. Seizes of the Month: Jay: Comdemnor boltguns + Yncarne = a bad time for Ynnari Andrew: When outflanking, be sure to know which table edges are which Brown Library: With an FAQ from GW, the big bad Tyranid momma, the Tervigon, is back and her numbers are giving "green tide" a run for their money...or teeth. Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc
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Ep 32 - Zahndrekh's Bait and Switch
22/02/2017 Duration: 44minJay and Andrew have returned from the great battle that was the Las Vegas Open 2017. They have a many crazy story to tell with plenty of mistakes to go along with them. Hopefully the new Ynnari can help distract. In the Brown Library, the Necrons take center stage as we unpack the dark secrets of their most elusive assassins. Seizes of the Month: Jay: Please...please stop sending your Warlord into death. Andrew: Sometimes it helps to know some of the basic rules of the game. Brown Library: We study the mechanized movements of the hunters from hyperspace and decide if these ethereal Deathmarks are as dangerous as they appear. Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc
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Ep 31 - The Armoured Company
25/01/2017 Duration: 37minJay and Andrew take in the craziness of the Fall of Cadia and look to what might be coming next. All these alliances should help distract from the many mistakes they made at this month's LVO prep. In the Brown Library, we dust off some old Tau technology and see if these blue badasses can compete without their robots. Seizes of the Month: Jay: Even though you can, you shouldn't always infiltrate Andrew: Sometimes "Red Rover" is the greatest weapon in your army Brown Library: We take a long look at the many Tau tanks and bring some new life back to your dusty Devilfishes. Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc
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Ep 30 - The Sharks and The Jets
28/12/2016 Duration: 44minJay and Andrew feel a chaotic presence growing within them, which should help distract from the poor decisions they've made this past month. In the Brown Library, we take a look at a rarely seen Cult Mechanicus unit and try to find a way to get the most out of their Motive Force. Seizes of the Month: Jay: If you've got the relic, don't drop it for no reason. Andrew: If you're not sure about a model's rule, just ask Brown Library: We look to the classic rivalry of the Corpuscarii and the Fulgurite to find a winning combination and some really cool fluff. Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc
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Ep 29 - The First Company
30/11/2016 Duration: 53minJay and Andrew encounter an unexpected visitor to the Black Library, while trying to forget this past month's mistakes. In the Brown Library, we examine an ancient Space Marine unit lost to time, Grav, and far too many points. Surprise Guest: Reece Robbins from Frontlinegaming.org and the ITC dropped into the webway to tell us about the Las Vegas Open. Seizes of the Month: Jay: If something seems too good to be true, it probably is, or it's a Wraithknight Andrew: Sometimes you gotta plan for the Seize, especially if you're Genestealer Cult Brown Library: We look back through time and remember the great Battle of Macragge and how the Khan of Khans might be able to save a forgotten Space Marine unit. Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc
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Ep 28 - Hellraiser
26/10/2016 Duration: 45minJay and Andrew are enjoying the festive holiday of Hulaween (we're positive that's what it's called) while trying to avoid the terrible memories and mistakes they made this past month. In the Brown Library, we look to an old data-slate for some Hulaween inspiration and find that the ancient race, the cenobites, may still be alive and well. Seizes of the Month: Jay: Stop throwing your Warlord into death! Andrew: Sometimes a Riptide Wing isn't the biggest threat Brown Library: It's that spooky time of year and we celebrate by remembering an ancient data-slate called, Hellraiser. Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc
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Ep 27 - Chorus of Screams
28/09/2016 Duration: 40minJay and Andrew discuss the amazing models and new weapons coming out of the Genestealer Cult, while slamming their heads against the wall for some pretty big missteps from this last month. In the Brown Library, we face our greatest challenge yet. Not everything Eldar is created equal, but we do our best to give it a fighting chance. Seizes of the Month: Jay: Just don't shoot at Kastelan Robots...just don't Andrew: Fire Dragons are not always your greatest threat Brown Library: Folks, we've got banshees, an Avatar, and yes, a Phoenix Lord, but do we make it work? You might be surprised. Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc
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Ep 26 - The Ancient
31/08/2016 Duration: 41minJay and Andrew discuss the release of Deathwatch and that dastardly frag cannon, while sharing their biggest missteps from this month's tournament. In the Brown Library, we dust off an old Imperium classic and learn to love the hull point. Seizes of the Month: Jay: If you can counter-deepstrike a deepstriking army....do it! Andrew: Sometimes you just need to hit em with everything you've got Brown Library: We bring back the Dreadnought with a little help from the Iron Hands. Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc
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Ep 25 - The Arena
27/07/2016 Duration: 43minJay and Andrew think on the much rumored 8th edition, while trying to forget their terrible mistakes in this past month's tournament. In the Brown Library, we bring the arenas of Commorragh to your tabletop and examine its deadliest gladiators. Seizes of the Month: Jay: Don't try to "Out-Battle Company" a Battle Company. You're gonna have a bad time. Andrew: When your army has first turn assault after infiltrate, maybe go first. Brown Library: We unleash the many beasts of the webway and bring Wyches back to the tabletop. Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc