Roll To Seize: A Warhammer 40k Podcast

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Synopsis

This podcast is about celebrating everything truly crazy and ridiculously awesome about the Warhammer 40k universe. If you like roleplaying games, listen to us try to survive our inquisitor's missions in Dark Heresy. If you enjoy wargaming, we recap our biggest and often hilarious missteps from the miniature wargame, Warhammer 40,000. And of course, if you ever wanted to attend a Wych Arena in Commorragh, we've got you covered with 40k Arena. No matter what, if you love the grim dark, this is the podcast for you.

Episodes

  • Ep 24 - Def Jam Vendetta

    29/06/2016 Duration: 45min

    Jay and Andrew discuss the rumors surrounding the Deathwatch and Genestealer Cult codexes and what we expect. Afterwards, we think back on our tournament mistakes from this past month before diving deep into the Brown Library searching for the Greenskins' ultimate assholes.   Seizes of the Month: Jay: If you've got a beta strike army...maybe go second. Andrew: Sometimes Kairos isn't always the best target. Brown Library: We uncover the secret strengths of Ork Lootas and the power of the Stompa.  Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com  Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc

  • Ep 23 - Special Forces

    25/05/2016 Duration: 41min

    Jay and Andrew discuss the almighty FAQ and welcome back GW to the Warhammer community. Of course we reminisce on our glorious mistakes from this past month's tournament, before diving into the Brown Library to discuss the Grim Dark's ultimate Predators.  Seizes of the Month: Jay: Sometimes it helps to hide and it turns out, objective placement is actually strategic. Andrew: Castling can really help with defense...probably why it's called castling.  Brown Library:  We investigate the redacted files of the Tau's most sneaky soldiers, the Stealth Battlesuits.  Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com  Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc

  • Ep 22 - Heavenly Host

    27/04/2016 Duration: 42min

    Jay and Andrew discuss the new psychic powers that have hit the Grim Dark and think on their mistakes from this last month's tournament. In this month's Brown Library, we look at the angelic side of our friendly neighborhood Daemons.  Seizes of the Month: Jay: That Void Shield may not be as close as you think it is.  Andrew: Keep your Culexus safe!  Brown Library: We break down the mighty and smite-happy Daemon Princes of the new Tetrad. Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com  Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc

  • Ep 21 - String Theory

    30/03/2016 Duration: 38min

    Jay and Andrew discuss the exiting new releases rolling out for longtime Warhammer fans and examine some of their poor choices from this last month's tournament. In this month's Brown Library, we take a close look at Tyranid's patient zero. Seizes of the Month:Andrew: If it's kill points and your army's flimsy, maybe don't deploy it.Jay: Charge the wolves, don't let the wolves charge you. Brown Library:We examine the many stages and upgrades of Tyranid's forgotten first soldier, the Warrior.  Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc

  • Ep 20 - Zombacalypse

    24/02/2016 Duration: 32min

    Jay and Andrew are licking their wounds after a fun but crazy Las Vegas Open. They discuss their biggest mistakes, both involving some poor deployment choices. In this month's Brown Library, we examine the perpetually disgusting warriors of Nurgle. Seizes of the Month:Jay: If your Scat Bikes are soft an squishy, maybe don't start them on the board against a Drop Pod army!Andrew: Worried about Thunderwolves? Maybe give them less targets? Brown Library: We crack open some ancient tomes from 5th edition and wonder where our Plague Marines have gone. Also we talk about Mutilators cause why not? Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc

  • Ep 19 - Ice Ice Baby

    28/01/2016 Duration: 36min

    Jay and Andrew are readying themselves to travel to Terra for the Las Vegas Open coming in early February! To prepare, they discuss Daemons, Daemons, and more Daemons and why you should always go for those big bad psykers. In this month's Brown Library, we examine those really cool (pun intended) ninjas of the Dark Eldar.Seizes of the Month:Andrew: If you've got range, and they've got Daemons, stay far far away.Jay: Shoot the big bad psyker when you can you idiot!Brown Library: We explore the Cthulhu-esque part of the webway and take a closer look at the cold-hearted (more puns!) mandrakes. Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc

  • Ep 18 - The Last Chancers

    30/12/2015 Duration: 42min

    Jay and Andrew have survived the holidays another year in the Brown Library. They discuss the dangers of subterranean space-bugs and why it's important to keep an eye on the clock. In this month's Brown Library, we bring back the original Expendables of the Grim Dark, Colonel Schaeffer's Last Chancers.Seizes of the Month:Jay: Turns out Tyranid Mawlocs Ignore Cover...that would have been nice to know.Andrew: In a tournament, your threats aren't just the models on the table...  Brown Library:We crack open some ancient texts and walk through the crazy criminal line-up that makes up the Last Chancers and the insane army they've been saddled with. Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc

  • Ep 17 - Thanksgiving Feast

    25/11/2015 Duration: 33min

    Jay, Andrew, and some Harlequins settle in to celebrate Thanksgiving Grim Dark style. They discuss the benefits of re-reading your rules and knowing when a model is scarier than its statline. In this month's Brown Library, a few Chaotic family members set aside their differences to come together for one big battle and a LOT of flying turkeys. Seizes of the Month:Jay: Just because a model looks intimidating, doesn't mean it is.Andrew: A lot of rules have changed since 6th edition and it's worth re-reading a few. Brown Library:Kharn, Typhus, Lucius, and Ahriman put their pasts behind them, fire up the Helldrakes and make this Thanksgiving battle one for the ages.Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarcThanksgiving Feast List: CADs HQ Lucius the Eternal 165 Typhus 230 HQ D2 Kharn the Betrayer 160 Ahriman 230 Troops x20 cultists, champion, mark of nurgle 92 x20 cultists, champion, mark of khorne 92 Troops D2 x20 cultists, champio

  • Ep 16 - The Outcasts

    26/10/2015 Duration: 40min

    Jay, Andrew, and the Brown Library are under siege in this Halloween spooktacular. They discuss the negatives of shooting first and choosing your targets carefully. In this month's Brown Library, we dig deep to find two factions that just might be a match made in grim dark heaven. Seizes of the Month:Jay: Space Marines hate shuriken pistols...A LOTAndrew: Always punch demons before robots. Always. Brown Library:Sisters Repentia with their giant chainsaw eviscerators join forces with the Ogryns to take on the galaxy.Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc

  • Ep 15 - The Burninator

    30/09/2015 Duration: 36min

    Jay and Andrew receive a strange package after spending yet another month without the guidance of the Brown Library's caretaker, Greg. This episode they discuss the benefits of anti-tank and why its important to double-check if you actually got tabled or not. In this month's Brown Library, we turn to those cuddly space bugs and a unit that is widely considered the worst in all of Warhammer 40K. Seizes of the Month:Andrew: Infantry can be scary, but you know what's scarier? Unkillable tanks. Jay: Maybe don't accidentally surrender. Probably a bad idea.  Brown Library:The Pyrovores have stepped out of ambiguity and plan to take back the meta. Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarcThe Burninator List: HQ Hive Tyrant, wings, x2 twin linked devourers, thorax swarm:electroshock grubs, fighter ace 275 Troops Micetic spore 15 Micetic spore 15 Elites x3 pyrovores 120 x3 pyrovores 120 x3 pyrovores 120 HQ Tervigon 195

  • Ep 14 - Reverse Exorcism

    26/08/2015 Duration: 37min

    Jay and Andrew navigate the Brown library with their guide, Greg, nowhere to be found. This episode we discuss the pros and cons of professional assassins and the benefits of playing it safe. In this month's Brown Library, another two-way tie leads to an unlikely duo that may have what it takes to win it all.  Seizes of the Month:  Jay: If you've got the lead, take it. Andrew: Maybe you don't hire 4 guys to do the job of many.    Brown Library: The Chaos Space Marines band together to form the most unlikely team.     Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com  Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc

  • Ep 13 - One Year Anniversary! Top Gun

    29/07/2015 Duration: 36min

    Jay and Andrew celebrate their one year anniversary episode by doing what they do best, talking about their terrible failures and celebrating the weird wonders of the Brown Library. This episode we're reminded to never ever charge a Necron multi-character deathstar and to always protect your ninjas. In this month's Brown Library, the community has decided that we're on a highway to the danger zone with Ork flyers.    Seizes of the Month: Jay: Is it a Necron Deathstar? Does it have Orikan the Diviner? Don't assault it.  Andrew: Keep those ninjas in the shadows, not on the frontlines.    Brown Library:  The Top Gun of Ork culture is just as ridiculous and amazing as you'd think it is.    Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com  Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc

  • Ep 12 - Space Pope

    24/06/2015 Duration: 38min

    Jay and Andrew discuss the power of 10,000 year-old tech and the danger of following bright lights. In this month's Brown Library, the community has declared the Tau to take center stage as we discuss one of their stranger leaders.   Seize of the Month: Jay: The big nasty Deathstar may be a red herring after all Andrew: If you're indestructible, maybe stand at the front   Brown Library: The space pope is here and he possesses a powerful relic   The Dakka of Dakkas: We revel in the unbeatable space pope

  • Ep 11 - I Can Do Better

    29/05/2015 Duration: 37min

    Jay and Andrew discuss the indestructible nature of Necrons and how Chaos death machines are worth researching. In this month's Brown Library, the community has landed another tie as we dive into the weird and maddening world of Chaos Space Marines.    Seize of the Month: Jay: Trust unkillable murder robots to be unkillable  Andrew: Maulerfiends be crazy    Brown Library: The thousand sons partner with everyone's favorite reality ripping bird-men.   The Dakka of Dakkas: We put the nail in the coffin of a particular unit. 

  • Ep 10 - Sneaky Lowdy

    24/04/2015 Duration: 37min

    Jay and Andrew examine the ramifications of exploding Orc Trukks and how even Gargantuan robots may still have an enemy in old space veterans in their Seizes of the Month. Then they dive into the yin and yang of the Orc armies in this edition of the Brown Library.   Seize of the Month: Jay: Dust clouds don't always protect Wraithknights like they should Andrew: Shoot the scary Orcs first!   Brown Library: Jay and Andrew discuss the snazzy and the sneaky of the Orc community   The Dakka of Dakkas:  Andrew leaves you with a homework assignment that would brighten even Nurgle's day

  • Ep 9 - Kan of Kans

    27/03/2015 Duration: 35min

    Jay and Andrew discuss the crippling fear of space elves and trusting the badass warlord traits of special characters. In this month's Brown Library, the polls have requested a little less Imperium and a lot more skirt as we revel in the mighty murder cans of Orks.    Seizes of the Month:  Jay: Leadership 8 is just the worst you guys.  Andrew: Taking the obviously awesome warlord trait is often the best plan.    Brown Library:  Jay and Andrew discuss the mighty Killa Kans and their love of smashing almost everything in sight.    The Dakka of Dakkas: Surprisingly, fluff doesn't always help a unit.

  • Ep 8 - Ultimate Corporal Punishment

    28/02/2015 Duration: 37min

    Jay and Andrew discuss the lack of invincibility with flyers and how change doesn't have to be the scariest thing in the grim dark. In this month's Brown Library, the polls have shown that space nuns have been forgotten and we're bringing em back!   Seizes of the Month:  Jay: Drastic codex changes may not be the worst thing ever. Andrew: Putting your flying warlord in front of multiple units that kill flyers....not so good.   Brown Library:  Jay and Andrew review the sad sad practices of Sisters of Battle and how their Penitent Engines are pretty terrifying.    The Dakka of Dakkas: Sometimes the best idea is an outrageous idea. 

  • Ep 7 - Runnin with the Devil

    31/01/2015 Duration: 31min

    Jay and Andrew discuss the dangers of robot spiders and the strange fashion sense of murder clowns. In this episode of the Brown Library, the community has spoken and we pay tribute to the true rock gods of the grim dark.    Seize of the Month: Jay: If you want to use Harlequins, actually use Harlequins. Andrew: Never judge an enemy by its size, especially if there's a lot of them.   Brown Library: Jay and Andrew explore the world of Noise Marines and their awesome rock battles.   The Dakka of Dakkas: So as it turns out, not everyone likes Noise Marines. 

  • Ep 6 - DMX Rough Riders

    26/12/2014 Duration: 36min

    Jay and Andrew discuss the ups and downs of skyscraper robots and how you really really need to take chances sometimes. In this month's Brown Library, the community has spoken and we revel in 40K's War Horse loving badasses.    Seize of the Month: Jay: Lot's of horde murdering does not a good list make.  Andrew: A warlord trait continues to haunt Andrew. Does he heed the call?   Brown Library:  Jay and Andrew dive in to the Imperial Guard's Rough Riders and are delightfully surprised.   The Dakka of Dakkas: A man whose name is of myth and legend throws out this month's memorable quote. 

  • Ep 5 - Training Day

    28/11/2014 Duration: 37min

    Jay and Andrew discuss the importance of warlord traits and properly reading an army list in their Seizes of the Month. In Greg's post-thanksgiving Brown Library, they reveal the dark secrets of a powerful insect race rarely seen on the battlefield and cap things off with a more positive comment from the community.    Seize of the Month: Jay: Land Speeder's can do WHAT? Andrew: Tau can be sneaky too if you pay attention.   Brown Library:  Jay and Andrew discuss the mysterious vespid and their unmatched movement capabilities.    The Dakka of Dakkas: A community member stands up for our bug friends and brings some new ideas to light. 

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