Mr Caulkhead's Isle Of Wight Colloquialisms

Today's word is maggotty. Lessons that go with a BANG! Follow @MrCaulkhead on Twitter.

Today's word is zwingel. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Follow @MrCaulkhead on Twitter.

Isle of Wight colloquialisms to be taught as a second language.

Today's word is harpun. On and on and on...when will it ever end!? Follow @MrCaulkhead on Twitter.

Today's word is squitters. How to avoid a pat on the back. Follow @MrCaulkhead on Twitter.

Today's word is bizzum. A squirt of oil and it'll be as good as new! Follow @MrCaulkhead on Twitter.

Today's word is shouto. A donkey can make you a little hoarse. Follow @MrCaulkhead on Twitter.

Today's word is rongs. Wise words Granny, wise words. Follow @MrCaulkhead on Twitter.

Today's word is crumpbacked. Don't say cheese!

Today's word is skitterways. Destroy It Youself.

Today's word is gooatish. The dirty stop out! Follow @MrCaulkhead on Twitter.

Today's word is hugger-mugger. Don't you just hate it when that happens!?

Today's word is dismolish. Crash bang wallop!

Today's word is drap in. They put horses' heads in people's beds 'cos they are the Mob! Follow @MrCaulkhead on Twitter.

Today's word is snawf. Such thoughts would surely send him to hell! Follow @MrCaulkhead on Twitter.

Today's word is slouchun. It's a lot bigger than most folk think. Follow @MrCaulkhead on Twitter.

Today's word is nunchun. As far as Old Fred was concerned less was less and more was more! Follow @MrCaulkhead on Twitter.

Today's word is trickle. Mother had a bash at driving. Follow @MrCaulkhead on Twitter.

Today's word is taffetty. Food glorious food! Hot sausage and mustard! While we're in the mood - cold jelly and custard! Follow @MrCaulkhead on Twitter.

Today's word is midgemadge. The face was sort of familiar, but the name didn't ring any bells. Follow @MrCaulkhead on Twitter.