Mr Caulkhead's Isle Of Wight Colloquialisms

Today's word is becall. LEFT, LEFT, LEFT-RIGHT-LEFT! ATTENTION! Follow @MrCaulkhead on Twitter.

Today's word is godzend. Steady as she goes Captain!

Today's word is linkister. More colourful than the sands at Alum Bay. Follow @MrCaulkhead on Twitter.

Today's word is druss. Life's little ups and downs. Follow @MrCaulkhead on Twitter.

Today's word is flustration. The most haunted island in the World! Wooooo! Follow @MrCaulkhead on Twitter.

Today's word is bugle. A true tale full of bull. For more follow @MrCaulkhead on Twitter.

Today's word is slappy. Wipe your feet!

Today's word is vizgig. I forget the rest...anyhows, follow @MrCaulkhead on Twitter.

Today's word is cri-me-gemminy! Go on, slip a cri-me-gemminy in today.

Today's word is downarg. It was a lot like Twitter but with more fascial hair and flared trousers.

Today's word is carky. The future isn't what it's all cracked up to be! Follow @MrCaulkhead on Twitter.

Today's word is vull butt. Four nuns in a car...

Today's word is shrammed. Brrrrrrr!

Today's word is batter. Thick isn't the word for it. Follow @MrCaulkhead on Twitter!

Today's word is cagmag. Just when you thought it was safe to open the fridge...! Follow @MrCaulkhead on Twitter!

Today's word is zoonderkins. Mr Caulkhead is taking a short break but will be back in 2010 with more yopplins and other delights for you!

Today's word is furl. When did you last see it?

Today's word is pinchfart. She once dropped a penny and it hit her on the back of the head as she went to pick it up!

Today's word is finney. Oh what an atmosphere! I love a party with a happy atmosphere...

Life's a beach.