Reality Tv Warriors

Michael & Anthony return and are joined by Michelle to recap episode 2 of Hunted's third series in the UK. In this episode: Why is Michelle responsible for "the gif that keeps on giving"? Why do people continually say that Hunted is rigged? At what point can you swear on British TV? Who is in the pre-titles van? What is actually the timeframe of the premiere? Who in their right mind has ever done over a thousand phone calls? Why was Majid still in Manchester? Michael spots some wonky chronology. We love Jamie's wife. Michelle tries to redefine "fine". Will Jamie make it to the birth? Are we responsible for a Hunted trope? Was the patio door really unlocked? Lee & Hilmar get a new drunk friend. Has Michelle ever camped? Why did they pan around Robert's scruffy flat? Should you avoid being namechecked? Michael learns about the miracle of childbirth. Do they deliberately cast people with significant dates in a certain timeframe? Everyone learns a bit too much about Michael's feet. We

Michael & Logan return to recap the first episode of Amazing Race 30 and its visit to Iceland! In this episode: Logan shows off his knowledge of Icelandic strongmen. Someone puts their foot down. Are we already expecting season 31? Of course, we trot out a classic impression thanks to someone's Instagram. Why did people like this premiere? We commend Phil's beard-growing abilities. Where have they got left to go in LA? Puns get critiqued. Conor gets a new lookalike. Which other Race alumni went to the Start Line? We confront the claims of Vanck & Ashton 2.0. There's some classic Phil Keoghan dick moments. Logan speaking Spanish is hella racist. We recall previous proposals. Did some people on Season 29 know each other? Logan gives us an exclusive preview of the star of the next Funniest Complaints blog. Canadian Netflix sucks. We display our knowledge of Belgium. We call up our cartography expert to settle a dispute. Logan gets a fit of the giggles. People have been hating the wro

Michael & Anthony return to recap the premiere of Hunted UK's third series. In this episode: Just when did we last discuss Hunted? Premiere Week has taken us by surprise. We obviously discuss the imminent return of two Moles. Why is Michael particularly annoyed about the start? Do we now have casting archetypes in Hunted? Did anyone watch the American series before filming? Why is the show only 25 days now? How would the Manchester Arena attack have affected filming? Do we have any regrets about not covering the Celebrity series? How does Michael watch the episodes? Why hasn't Joe & Dan's hobby been mentioned anywhere? We already have some clips to play in a few weeks. What shows have been filmed near our respective workplaces? Who would be the most likely fugitives to get caught in a Taco Bell car park? One pair gives us serious Nick flashbacks. Who is the most likely pair to split? Should you escape by taxi? There's a lecture in pedantry. We call out some armchair fugitives. Wher

Michael & Logan return for the first time in what feels like forever to preview the upcoming Amazing Race season which begins on January 3rd. In this feature-length preview: We date the podcast slightly by discussing Logan's love life. CBS have been up to their old tricks of ruining everything for us. Will we get TAR 31 in 2018? CTV continue to shock us. Which team is a less useless version of Shahla & Nabeela? Some Racers get sent back to maths lessons. Someone finally breaks the Italy curse. We try to get a return for Mika & Canaan. One team spoils our fun. What may sink April & Sarah? Team names make Michael nauseous. We try not to spoil any unannounced locations. Logan brings up 24. We skirt around The Good Place spoilers. Teams get new ridiculous fears. Which team is most likely to get Trapped in the Drive Thru? What is our issue with a "Champions" season? Tim Horton's has finally come to the UK and Michael is excited. We both have the same first boots in mind. What is

Logan & Michael return for the final time to recap Amazing Race Canada 5’s final episode. In this episode: Is this our final Amazing Race Canada episode ever? Just how bad was this season? We break down the After the Race special. Logan gets corrected. Why did this leg remind us of Cat & Jesse? What is Michael’s reputation at work? We roll out the Greatest Hits. Why should every argument end with the word “over”? How can anyone hate Sam & Paul? There’s the final Give’r update. CTV have been up to their old tricks. We finally find something that we have in common. We extol the virtues of chocolate eggs. Why are Logan’s impressions not like Ghostbusters? Michael shows off his superhero knowledge. One team gets their own university. Michael is smug. Why have production been watching Family Edition? How did the Final Memory challenge make this season look worse? Logan drops some cold hard stat bombs. What should Production be proud of? Why did Ebonie not show up for After the Rac

Logan & Michael are back for their 150th podcast together, and to recap Amazing Race Canada 5’s penultimate leg and visit to Sault-Ste-Marie, Ontario. In this episode: Did the press pictures actually spoil anything? Logan barks. We learn of someone with a very intriguing nickname. Race Play is still hilariously bad. Who gets first billing? Have we actually heard of the Group of Seven? We find a Canadian location we’d actually like them to go to. It all goes a little bit Egyptian. We find a new job for an Amazing Race Canada alumnus. There’s the obligatory update on Give’rs. One team breaks a classic Amazing Race rule. How do they decide whose wishes air each week? When have we mentioned S Club before? We celebrate like Canada. There’s a disastrous R Kelly remix. Who is Michael’s most famous Twitter follower? What does it cost to sponsor a curling rink? One part of the episode borders on child abuse. How did we end up with children chanting Give’r? Have Sam & Paul played shuffleboar

Logan & Michael return to recap the ninth episode of Amazing Race Canada 5 and its visit to Saskatchewan. In this episode: What would Michael’s BMO wish be? Have the Press Pictures spoiled the final three? Why hasn’t this season worked? What did Production learn from our retrospective last year? Production loves Ontario! What is the one bit of Product Placement that has ever worked? Is fruit a good breakfast? One team advocates a hairstyle. Could there have been some actors this week? We finally find an impression that Logan can do. Why is Michael like Kevin & Ryan? Logan is the anti-Zev. When is a superfan not a superfan? In the absence of reason, we speculate wildly on one team’s relationship. What should the Race Play questions be? We give some wedding shoutouts. A record is broken. Was this the weakest detour ever? Is there a theme to the last two legs? We set superfan Alex a challenge. Even puns have become tedious. Has anyone heard of the Snowbirds? And we look forward to

Logan & Michael return to recap the eighth episode of Amazing Race Canada 5 and its visit to Panama. In this episode: Logan bumbles his way through a chat about Hunted. When did we do a fractional podcast before? Two records get broken. When do teams have to give their money back? When has Canada ever been an influence? What would the teams do with a million dollars? Has one team become charitable? How would the flag challenge work with Canada? Logan tells a story about his friend from school and a bear. What else can you kayak in? We have some more terrible accents. Does gravy actually contain meat? Shockingly, we actually praise something about this season. How often do riot police appear in Manchester? One racer is followed by a man named Bill. Why would Logan have picked boxing? Why hasn’t Monty been demonstrating any tasks? What is the tactic for the beer detour? Who actually has a winners’ edit? Korey is forgetful again. We promise to be on our best behaviour next week. We take

Logan & Michael return slightly later than planned to recap the seventh episode of Amazing Race Canada 5 and its visit to Newfoundland. In this episode: We’ve reached breaking point. We confirm a permanent change. We discuss an Amazing Race season that we actually are still interested in. There’s some discussion about Canadian dentistry. Why did the Race return to Newfoundland? There’s way too many Ks. Michael hates messages from home. Why wasn’t Sam’s medical school named? Someone comes forward with some behind-the-scenes information, but is it actually true? The Double-Battle still proves to be a bit crap. There’s an update on the Give’rs. Someone gets a swearing parrot. Where can Amazing Race Canada actually go anymore? Why do people hate the Globetrotters? Should we introduce audio description? What is an oar? Logan gets hair envy. There’s a basketball diversion. When will the face cream clip return? We’re over 150 challenges. When is a sibling not a sibling? Which team is most l

Logan & Michael return once more to recap Amazing Race Canada 5’s sixth episode and return to Canada (not that they should ever leave). In this episode: We’re both still slightly perplexed by the episode. Was it really a coincidence that Johnny Mustard appeared? It gets a bit fired up when we talk about Production leaks. Logan got some hate mail. We both took the citizenship test, and the results may surprise you! Monty needs some jazz hands. Our relationship with one team threatens to alter dramatically. Why was there a U-Turn on a Non-Elimination Leg? All of Michael’s pre-season predictions are coming true. There’s so many arseholes. We discuss mayors and deputy ministers. What is the Hong Kong of Canada? It all goes a little Big Brother Canada 3. There’s more hilarity courtesy of RacePlay. What should Logan’s next birthday photoshop be? We learn about Canadian kids’ TV. How does Logan spend his days off? How could this leg have been even more Canadian? Who would be on a celebrity edi

Logan & Michael return for another Amazing Race Canada 5 recap – this week for its visit to Shanghai and Bangkok! In this episode: Will we see another international leg soon? Michael has a gripe. Why did they briefly visit Shanghai? How did Production ensure no-one ran out of money this week? What was the biggest error that producers made? What record does the first Asia season hold? When will the next non-elimination leg appear? Should the clues in the cat café have been better-hidden? Donald Trump and Pikachu both make an appearance. Michael gloats. Will we ever see a double-battle again? Why was the Fast Forward a bit disappointing? Is Bangkok really the “City of Life?” We obviously discuss the American Dad parody of Amazing Race. Logan tries to pronounce a Thai location. There’s more terrible accent work. There’s a small amount of praise for our least-favourite team. Does South-East Asia really love these teams? Just how old is Shabbir? What is Amazing Race Canada responsible for?

Logan & Michael return to recap the fourth episode of Amazing Race Canada 5 and its return visit to Vancouver and trip to Beijing! In this episode: • We rank N’Sync. • Production actually surprised us for once. • What will the structure of the next episode be? • Michael teases a task that wasn’t included in the preview. • Are Monty’s recaps hinting at the winners? • Should we hatewatch other Amazing Race Canada recaps? • We talk Parks & Recreation. • We (correctly) predict the Fast Forward. • Will there be a reserve team for Amazing Race Canada 6? • How did Andrea & Ebonie burn through so much money? • What does “panda” actually mean? • How much luck went into the Roadblock? • Did Kevin & Ryan get a time credit? • Logan knows all the episode titles with the word “butt” in them. • What was the fourth language for the Great Wall challenge? • Why did they really visit the Canadian Embassy? • Logan gives some Chinese travel advice. • It all goes a bit Disney or

Logan & Michael return to recap the third episode of Amazing Race Canada 5 and celebrate Michelle & Logan’s birthdays! In this episode: • Logan has a surprising intro. • Is the Express Pass still relevant? • One of our impressions gets some praise for once. • The Podcast gets a tagline. • There’s a surprising Canada 150 challenge. • It all gets a bit filthy. • What’s the best way to hand out an Express Pass? • Which team is actually the most dominant this season? • Someone needs some new glasses. • What is Logan’s Amazing Race Canada destiny? • What was wrong with the press pictures for this episode? • Michael has been talking about Amazing Race at work. • We try and predict the theming for Big Brother Canada 6. • Who really wants to hang with Bob? • Has Michael’s strategy for the podcast been rumbled? • What is our biggest complaint this season? • Why has the Big Brother Canada resurrection dashed all our hopes? • The Give’r count gets updated. • Everyone’s favou

Logan & Michael return for a perfectly sensible and not-at-all sleep-deprived recap of the second episode of Amazing Race Canada 5. In this episode: • Michael predicts the intro again. • Logan loves cheesecake. • What is the mission for the Summer? • Has Monty been watching other franchises? • We discuss basement sports. • We’ve finally found a bit of the podcast that Production have listened to. • Did this episode get a last minute edit? • Why are we seeing so many Express Passes? • How can we make the Express Pass actually interesting? • Logan switches up the format. • What’s our history with high ropes courses? • Why didn’t we see a bonus task for the Express Passes? • We discuss Amazing Race Philippines 1. • Why didn’t Andrea & Ebonie take a penalty on the maths challenge? • Is Monty a show-off? • We’re doing a rankdown, but has Logan told all his stories on the podcast? • Was the detour insensitive? • Michael overestimates his weight. • We bring back our favo

Michael & Logan return to recap the first episode of Amazing Race Canada 5 and its visit to Signal Hill, NL & Vancouver, BC. In this episode: • What is the most natural reaction to the season so far? • We’ve had some listener feedback for once. • Does anyone care about Canada 150? • Someone takes fashion tips from a Survivor. • One team stole our joke. • How is Amazing Race Canada anyone’s favourite summertime adventure? • How do you get Amazing Race Canada to visit your town? • What prize should have been offered this year? • Which Racers are most likely to know morse code? • Is taking a penalty ever a good idea? • Why did they brag about the underwhelming level of travel? • Logan can’t read his handwriting. • We discuss covert sponsors. • Michael makes a bold memory challenge prediction. • One team was watching too much Belgian Mole in sequester. • We talk about the episode titles. • Will the VoldeMussolinis get superseded? • How would we troll our partner on the

Logan & Michael (reluctantly) return to preview the upcoming Amazing Race Canada Season and celebrate TWO HUNDRED PODCASTS! In this very special episode: • We switch things up for the 200th episode. • We spitball some alternative intros. • Why are we podcasting this season? • What is the current state of play for Amazing Race Canada? • There’s a yacht story! • Why are we apprehensive about the season? • We discuss our varied history with YouTubers. • Why is everyone so young? • Why is targeting millennials stupid? • Logan has been watching videos. • Michael calls out whoever edits the website. • Someone breaks the MH rules. • We forgot to do something very important. • Will the Quebec legacy continue? • Logan talks basketball. • One sponsor is a bit creepy. • What sort of things should you bring on the Race? • Why are there so many Congolese racers? • Michael has no idea about sport. • Who is the new Mel White? • Pizza Pizza gets a shoutout. • Why are some first

Michael & Michelle return to recap the finale of Amazing Race 29 and its visit to Chicago. In this episode: • Did we approve of the winners? • Michelle plays Top Trumps. • Someone’s been hacked. • Why did Production try to spoil the ending? • What is Michael’s biggest complaint about the season? • What is Premium Economy? • We compare our quick driving skills. • Michael pilfers a feature from another podcast. • Is checking bags in cheating? • Did one Racer edit their bio to hint at their partner? • Michelle wants a hot dog. • Has Amazing Race ever not been a social game? • Why have people gone so crazy? • We ask for suggestions for Podcast #200. • We reveal a slight prank that was played on Logan. • Michelle mentions her Sydney races a few times. • A Superfan card gets revoked. • We both hate running. • Why was this season filming for so long? • Why was part of the hot dog task unaired? • Are hot dogs like McDonalds? • Why are there stands on rooftops? • Miche

Michael & Logan return to recap the penultimate episode of Amazing Race 29 and its visit to Seoul, South Korea! In this episode: • Logan loves Street Fighter. • Who is most Heisenberg? • What will Logan’s future hobby be? • When can Scott’s secret Express Pass be used until? • We talk about K-Pop rehearsals. • How could London & Logan get less of an edit? • How should Korean boxers train? • We confirm a location for Amazing Race 30. • Where do the most endangered species in the world live? • Logan gets hair envy. • Where in Canada is most likely to partake in cup stacking? • Brooke is Oprah. • What did Joey think the first Roadblock was about? • We suggest a gift for one Racer. • How could All-Stars get worse? • What is our most frequently joked-about topic? • Logan takes us through the unaired handicaps. • Is age a barrier for video games? • We pick apart some of the unfortunate quotes from the Street Fighter task. • Sisters play video games too! • We invoke

Michael, Logan & Michelle return to recap the ninth & tenth episodes of Amazing Race 29 and its Vietnam legs! In this episode: • Will we actually be podcasting about Amazing Race Canada? • What are Michelle & Logan’s greatest fears? • Did the U-Turn actually have an effect last week? • Is Joey a liar? • Scott swears. • Why do people say that Brooke is worse than Flo? • Michelle is gullible. • Michael gives a Netflix recommendation. • Who is the biggest poser in this cast? • Someone commits a cardinal sin. • We delve into an alternate universe. • Who was the first Communist action hero? • Logan makes jokes about Dong. • Lil Bow Wow gets jealous. • We get all the stories from the pharmacy. • Would the fun meter have survived a bungee jump? • We go a bit Robin Williams. • We have a new theme song courtesy of one Racer. • Michael asks for a klaxon. • How do you decide between a truck, a roadrunner and a Motorboating Nixon? • Michelle struggles to keep up. •

Michael & Logan return to recap the eighth episode of Amazing Race 29 and its visit to Greece! In this episode: • We discuss the NHS hack. • Logan premieres a new impression. • There’s some terrible editing. • We discuss the world’s worst song lyrics. • Does Scott have an Express Pass? • There’s a tangent about weird Canadian board games. • CBS get congratulated. • What will happen if there is a season 30? (Spoilers: there is) • Brooke gets a frankenedit. • The intro music might be getting remixed. • Internal flights are the worst. • Who is a Super Punch-Out!! character? • Logan makes more insensitive jokes about Colorado. • How did Michael watch the episode? • Why was one task particularly offensive? • We discuss TLC’s programming. • Logan knows old people. • The U-Turn placement was actually not terrible. • Was Phil in heat? • We suggest another cameo. • Why is Logan being so slow with the TARstorian project? • A secret scene sheds light on one argument from t