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Michael & Logan return to recap the seventh episode of Amazing Race 29 and its visit to Venice, Italy! In this episode: • We talk about extracurricular activities. • Has Michael ever mentioned going to Venice? • Why is the entire cast full of bullies? • We talk about Scott’s podcast. • Logan raps. • Why was this detour not as bad as it may have appeared? • Who emulates Jeff Probst? • Someone gets to be a f-ing superhero! • A reign comes to an end. • Who are the villains really? • Michael calls a winners’ edit. • The one remix a season rule is invoked. • What is our pub quiz team name? • Logan sings songs from Grease badly. • Redmond exaggerates. • We talk the bags that people packed. • Someone goes Italian. • Can Logan remember his Christmas present? • Should you swim in the Grand Canal? • Stairs are never good in Venice. • Has Pokémon made it to Canada? • Michael fake laughs. • Who is the new Courtney Yates? • Logan’s Joey impression gets even worse (someho

Michael, Logan & Michelle return to recap the sixth episode of Amazing Race 29 and its visit to Lake Como, Italy. In this episode: • Who is the Vanck & Ashton of the podcast? • What should we do for Podcast #200? • What is the state of play halfway through the season? • Logan tries to do maths quickly. • We suggest a YouTube how-to that one Racer can create. • There’s a twist brought back from Season 26. • There’s some more CBS fakery! • Sara gets a friend. • The Fast Forward goes Canadian. • What is the Australian for “jackass”? • No-one can identify Logan’s impressions. • Why is there so much U-Turn vitriol? • Michael has been watching secret scenes. • Michelle is really mean. • We pull apart someone’s bio again. • Logan’s Europe trip didn’t go a bit Mole 2. • Why is the US drinking age 21? • Where is the world’s longest tram line? • Where should TAR 30 go? • What could be Tara & Joey’s downfall? • Who is the real villain of the season? • We give a sho

Michael, Logan & Michelle return to recap the fourth and fifth episodes of Amazing Race 29. In this episode: • Michelle forgot it was two episodes. • Scheduling is weird. • Phil seems to think he’s Jeff Probst. • When was the last Blind Double U-Turn? • One of the Route Markers was significant. • Logan spots a massive clue. • Phil is influenced by a Racer. • A Harry Potter conversation becomes a challenger for the stupidest tangent ever. • Michelle contradicts herself. • Would we have given away the spare key? • What is “side eye” code for? • How would Michelle get on with Shamir? • We learn about a rival to Deputy Minister Patana’s crown. • Did Ice T make a cameo? • Logan’s imagination gets a bit dark. • Why did one team’s exit nearly become even more humiliating? • Shamir gets blanked. • Next Time comes a lot quicker than normal. • We hate the episode titles. • Logan tells a dad joke. • How many U-Turns will there be? • We talk surströmming. • Why is Oslo li

Michael & Logan return to recap the third episode of Amazing Race 29. In this episode: • Logan gets blindsided. • Why don’t all-female teams work in the US? • Who is the anti-Buster? • Logan is the new Brad Culpepper. • Why does this season feel old school? • What does Shamir bring to the season? • We celebrate two successful campaigns. • Phil gets fact checked. • The US finally looks North. • Where does the word “quiche” come from? • Someone’s gone invisible. • There’s a little bit of HaMerotz discussion. • One Racer wasn’t found at a taco stand. • We create a new game to play with one Racer. • Why was there a pre-detour U-Turn? • What is the most vomit-friendly season? • One Racer makes it awkward. • Logan is predictable. • What are the three words or phrases of Swahili that Michael knows? • Is education a priority? • A brand new impression goes a bit Terminator. • We brainstorm the replacement for our Amazing Race Canada coverage this year. • Michael steals

Michael, Anthony & Michelle return again to recap the second episode of Amazing Race 29. In this episode: • Why were there gifs of Michelle on Twitter on Friday? • We finally dissect the intro. • How are production improving things? • Should you play nice on Leg 2? • Someone needs the awkward conch. • Which detour should you pick? • Michelle teaches us how to play a drum. • We talk about Redmond’s hat. • We right a wrong. • Michelle laughs at people falling over. • One team goes a bit Dutch Mole. • Michael makes a contrast. • Matt goes a bit stereotypical. • Who were the MVPs of the episode? • Two Racers earn new nicknames. • Left-handed people finally get the credit that they deserve. • Michelle goes on a royal tangent. • Three words may hint at next week’s result. • Why do CBS hashtag everything? • We show a rare bit of sympathy. • Should there have been a Non-Elimination leg this week? • We give a lesson on anatomy. • Why was Shamir in pain? • Is it good

Michael & Michelle return and are joined by special guest Anthony to recap the first episode of The Amazing Race 29. In this episode: • Why do we mock Italy? • Anthony & Michelle are casuals. • Michael doesn’t pay attention. • Michelle gets a bit too excited. • There’s some bragging. • How does Michael know the Panamanian flag? • There’s some more terrible Boston impressions. • Someone challenges Phil. • Are you an Alpha Male? • How terrible are the hashtags? • Anthony proves not to be very trusting. • Someone lives in a TV show. • We can actually talk rugby with an expert. • Michelle learns a new word. • What was the biggest secret that was revealed this episode? • We talk manual cars. • What is the appropriate way to tell a lady to calm down? • Which detour would we have picked? • Should it have been a non-elimination leg? • Tara Basro reappears (or does she?) • Did someone make a bad choice at the schoolyard pick? • There’s a new addition to the MH Rules.

Michael & Logan return to preview the upcoming season of The Amazing Race. In this episode: • Why is the podcast delayed? • Everyone has odd hobbies. • CBS get criticised. • Why would Shamir hate Ted from Survivor: Thailand? • What is the new Wonderful Indonesia? • Will TAR get Season 30? • Logan is obsessed with the Balkans. • A klaxon goes off. • We talk weightlifting. • Someone breaks the MH rules. • What type of partner should you actually want? • Who is the new Hayley? • The world hide & seek champion re-emerges. • What big change has happened with the casting this season? • Why is the cast so young? • There’s some terrible Boston accents. • Michael has a new favourite. • Logan raps. • Someone wants to meet Phil’s dad. • We learn about wrestling. • Kim Possible is somehow relevant. • How big is Missouri? • We get annoyed at how good someone’s biography is. • Someone needs to learn about bottled water. • Does London play video games? • Logan refus

Michael, Anthony & Michelle return for the final time this season to talk to everyone's favourite team from the US season of Hunted - Lee & Hilmar (with added Beth!). In this episode: • Where is Griff right now? • We talk about our mutual love of Flat Cap Charlie and eulogise his bunny. • Is Hunted really slanted for the Hunters? • Why was Buck being punished? • How close were the Hunters behind Lee & Hilmar? • Was the Old Woman at the airport a spy? • What food would Lee & Hilmar have been caught because of? • What lesson did Dr Ricky Allen teach them? • How has Hilmar got a pilot friend? • Is the camera a hinderance? • Just how much of a social game is Hunted? • What other Craigslist ads didn't make it? • Griff is old and leathery. • Where did the contents of Hilmar's apartment go? • Is there a different attitude to the Hunters in the US than in the UK? • Are Lee & Hilmar bad influences on kids? • Would Michelle be good at Hunted? • Were they required to contact friends

Michael, Anthony & Michelle return for the final time this season to recap Hunted US' first season finale. In this episode: Michelle gets tired of a joke. Why do vegetarians eat bank notes? What moment shocked us the most? Why were Alpha overused? Anthony wants a spin-off. Why did Meredith sell out Henry VIII? Michelle doesn't understand rules. Anthony reveals the results of our sweepstake. Michelle is looking at bacon. We actually predicted something. Michael rants. What is the major difference between the UK & US series? Why did Pennywise & Henry VIII disappear? Is Hunted fake? We have an off-season project. What is Michael's superpower? Michelle has been on the radio. Anthony has an observation. The edit gets spun. Did Pennywise & Henry VIII save Lee & Hilmar? Why did we see so few Hunter teams? What is this finale's biggest disappointment? The intro held some clues. What should the next extraction point be? Why did the teams have to go to different places? Ant

Michael, Michelle & Anthony return to recap the sixth episode of Hunted US' first season. In this episode: Michelle is on the receiving end of a fan favourite joke. Are Production listening to us? We discuss Ant & Dec. How will the Finale actually work next week? We make a bet. Some more rules get revealed. We talk a little bit about Survivor. What was the worst night of Michelle's life? Michael has a brain wave about Australian Hunted. Where do the captured teams go? The editors backpedal. Michelle hates American terms. Where do you buy beer in Sweden? We explain our friends' nicknames. Anthony explains doxxing. How will Lee & Hilmar actually get away with the Craigslist stunt? A surprising team meets a gang. Should you ever contact someone after fifteen years? We have a sponsor! We call out some creative editing. Someone earns themselves a brand new award. Anthony shows his nerdiness. We get to the bottom of the mystery number from Lee's notebook. Michael talks about Fall

Michael, Michelle & Anthony are back to recap the fifth episode of Hunted US' first season. In this episode: Why have our podcast recordings this season been so long? Michelle needs an address book. Michael makes an apology. What were the unaired ways to overwhelm David & Emiley's senses? We compare edits. Dexter Morgan appears. Michelle falls asleep. What if the Hunters find David & Emiley's burner phone? Anthony finally warms up to one team. It all gets very convenient. Michelle still disagrees with Theresa. There's a lot of UK connections. We pick apart the most ridiculously cocky move in Hunted history. One team gets the most blatant winners' edit ever. What are the rules on teams flying somewhere? Michelle never barters and then gets angry. Why did we see Aarif & Immad be nice? How will Pennywise & Henry VIII get caught? Sherlock skypes Amber. We steal Logan's Funniest Complaints blog for one week only. IT'S A TV SHOW. Someone is worse at lying than Photographer

Michael, Michelle & Anthony are back once more to recap the fourth episode of CBS' new smash hit - Hunted. In this episode: Does Australia have Taco Bell? Did the advert actually spoil anything? Anthony spots patterns. Michael has a theory. Reddit teaches us things. Someone didn't read the rules. Are all psychics gypsies? One team is very stupid. Gold Command is finally proven. We ask for a rule clarification. Which team will be the final ones caught? We spitball a tactic for future fugitives. The unsung heroes of production finally get mentioned. One Hunter is fast becoming everyone's favourite. Who is the real hero? Sherlock is up to his old tricks. We ask for an exchange programme. What would happen if a team was too good? Michelle doesn't understand maiden names. One fugitive gets a new nickname. One Hunter team makes everything very confusing. Did the captured team get Thu cocky? Who takes a selfie with a DSLR? How do you pronounce Vidalia? One team's tactic sounds a little b

Michael, Michelle & Anthony return once more to recap the third episode of Hunted US' first season! In this episode: Michelle is still heartless. Ry-Phi gets a new nickname. We've had some rare good feedback! Just how much influence did the British series have? We discuss spoilery trailers. There's some creative editing. Will anyone actually win? Why are the Hunters being portrayed sympathetically? Stop ringing & texting everyone! The Hunters are multiplying. There's an apology to Twitter. What is the British Florida? Michelle hates someone's mother. Michael has a thing against door-to-door salesmen. Someone starts a feud. Our MVP is the least-surprising choice ever. Michael & Anthony find something in common. Michelle knows the plot of Deliverance. One team gets two CBS pilots. The timeline theory from last week returns. Michelle makes an assumption and Michael has a theory. We all get a bit confused about the mechanics of a butt dial. Griff tries not to swear. We lock in

Michael, Michelle & Anthony return to recap the second episode of Hunted US' first season. In this episode: Why was there a one-hour premiere then a double-episode? We've had some awkward cast interactions. CBS Cliffhangers. There's a deeply predictable couple of references. Why are so many people from Atlanta? It all goes a bit French Mole. How many TAR recruits are there? Is Buck a real name? Does the UK have home invasions? Production have no timeline etiquette. How is the edit spoiling us? Michael asks for a job. Michelle is heartless. Should you get a burner phone? Michael was a huge baby. Who is the George Foreman of Hunted? What do you do with a liability? Can fugitives separate? One fugitive gets a new nickname. How do you tell a kayak & a canoe apart? Why are the US public so helpful? Was there a risk of a crocodile or alligator attack? One team use a tactic that we advocated. How does Mail Monitoring work in the US? Michael gloats. We talk filenames. Michelle shoul

Michael & Anthony return to recap the first episode of CBS' new smash-hit programme, Hunted! In this episode: What sort of parent lets their children listen to us? Why is Lex Luthor involved in Hunted? Contortionist Cameramen. The pre-titles went a little bit Mole. Why do we already love Lee & Hilmar? Does Matt play basketball? Anthony asks a stupid question. Have one team of hunters been cloned? We talk about Wonderful Georgia. Is the Extraction Point getting creative already? Why was the first team caught channelling a forgotten UK team? We ask for more Bleks. Who is the new Intern Simon? What are the Gladiators up to? Michael reveals hypothetical tactics. Why should one Hunter change their Twitter name? What is Gold Command? We start a book club. What is the Golden Rule? We discuss some euphemistic names for relationships. How do we see the episodes panning out? A British fugitive returns. We actually learn something. Where is Michelle? What should the episode title actuall

Michael & Anthony return for the final podcast of the year and to recap The Apprentice UK's twelfth finale with a special guest! In this episode: What were our immediate reactions to the finale? Our texts get read out. Anthony's favourite candidate returns. Why did Courtney make the finale? We create some more inappropriate alcohol names. Anthony hates fancy dress. A new BBC1 Saturday Night TV show is created. The golden rule of The Apprentice is broken. One team goes a bit Yellow Pages. Who is Borat and who is George Foreman? We get a bit panicky. And what do we want for Series 13?

Michael & Logan return for the final time this season to recap the final episode of Amazing Race Asia 5 and its visit to Bali, Wonderful Indonesia. In this episode: Why is Logan so damn excited? It gets a bit gloaty. Michael springs a surprise. When is an Auntie not a Big Sister? Should we do a Re-Wunion show? Deputy Minister Patana is back! Did the Finish Line make history? The finale was filthy. Why do Balinese taxis drive slow? Logan wonders about Boko Haram. Is TARA rigged? Michael regrets that a running joke is unavailable. One team gets a seal of appWuval. The Canadian Kayak Hockey guy returns for one last appearance. We talk about the "300th" leg of the US seasons. Christmas isn't right in a hot climate. Michael prepares Logan for Christmas. Why was the Finish Line location chosen? How Australian is Eric? Why was there no safety judge for paddling? Travis Touchdown is mentioned. Michael misses one eliminated team for the first time ever. There's one final outing for an impres

Michael & Anthony are back to recap the infamous interview episode of The Apprentice UK's twelfth series. In this episode: What is the benefit of Courtney making the finale? Michael plans some revenge. Why are production using the same locations again? How did Alana win the MVP award stupidly quickly? What is the cardinal sin of brownies? Michael goes for a wedding joke. How do you get on The Apprentice? One listener has a theory. Two candidates should team up. How would Alana's erotic bakeware be marketed? Claude Littner gets his own CBS show. Anthony goes a bit Clarkson. Why does Sugar suck? Why does Michael hate Instagram models? Screw you, Mike Soutar. Why holding money back is usually a good idea. Is Alana good at pitching? Where will Alana go when she wins? Why does Sugar like Courtney's business plan? Why do we love Jessica? What is Michael's official podcast title? Why was Frances fired? Why did Courtney get to the final? We play everyone's favourite game with Anthony - can

Michael & Anthony return to recap the tenth episode of the twelfth series of The Apprentice UK and its Gin task. In this episode: Why have we never seen an alcohol-themed task before? Why did Grainne not get fired? Courtney is so boring. What is "branding"? Who is the David Beckham of the Apprentice? Titans get a name change. The podcast goes under threat. What are the rules around alcohol? Daphne & Celeste make an appearance. Anthony educates Michael on alcohol shops. Jokes are set up. What is the point of Market Research? A new BBC Christmas Special is announced. Trishna sticks by her gin. What are the candidates' favourite cocktails? We rebrand Colony Gin. Anthony asks for more gloating. Why did Trishna give off winner vibes? Why wasn't it another double firing? Michael is proud of a pun. And which three candidates will be fired?

Michael & Logan are back to recap Amazing Race Asia 5's ninth episode and visit to Banyuwangi, Wonderful Indonesia. In this episode: We breakdown a breakdown of last week's podcast. Logan interrupts the intro. Again. We underestimated Lisa & Nicole. What is Logan's favourite Canadian film? Eric & Rona face another "special brew". How much money did teams get? One team tries to pander to sponsors. An alliance is formed at a gig. Who are the new Jess & Lani? Why did Parul cover her shirt up? Does the Philippines have the letter "o"? We sympathise with the lonely coffee guy. Logan has learnt something about Mormons. What were the secret ingredients in the "special brew"? Why was the hike up Kawah Ijen really mean? Michael refuses to do an impression. Cruella deVil channels Eric. Some Racers become aware of their own mortalities. How international is Amazing Race Asia? Is this the final U-Turn of the season? There's another wonderful editing joke. Michael defends production.