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Michael & Anthony return to recap the ninth episode of The Apprentice UK's twelfth series and its virtual reality task. In this episode: Anthony steals a joke. Michael discusses his plans for the interview episode. The cameramen get creepy. Why did we not see cosplayers? Sassy Hipster Lady Brady has some sweet eye rolls. We talk about puzzle games. There's some new euphemisms. Sofiane has a diva fit. Anthony is ungrateful. Michael takes umbrage with the phrase "Wii Game". There's some winner pick waverings. Alana breaks her streak. What is Michael's motto? We talk about Grainne's fatal error. Why did Nebulous get support? What on earth was that reward about? We look forward to Claude losing his rag. Why did Sofiane dither? Anthony locks in a prediction. There's an odd team swap. And who will be fired next?

Michael & Logan return to recap Amazing Race Asia 5's eighth leg and visit to Yogyakarta, Indonesia and to celebrate Michael's 150th podcast on RTV Warriors! In this episode: How is Michael celebrating 150 podcasts? We discuss the latest Amazing Race Canada news. Just what *was* in the bitter concoction? Logan ruins a joke. Are we running out of material? One Racer goes a bit Jillian Maclaughlin. It all goes a bit Lewis Carroll. Everyone becomes a Pokémon. Not the comfy chairs! How would HaMerotz have done this Speed Bump? What did JK call Treasuri? Logan breaks another promise. We try to sell out again. There's a review of Indonesian music. Asia's Fairy-type legendary attacks. Michael gets some movie education. Logan learns more about ferries. Did JK & Mike have a gameplan for the lounge? Where does the Speed Bump rank? The Roadblock gets a lot of praise. Who is the most ill-suited Racer ever? Tara Basro adds another wrinkle to a task. Michael's rock-paper-scissors rant returns

Michael & Anthony return to recap the eighth episode of The Apprentice UK and its party planning task. In this episode: There’s an update on the retweets. Anthony starts defending our favourite. The task introduction is a bit tenuous. Why was Dillon not sent to Tussaud’s? What does this task boil down to? What is the name of Karthik’s autobiography? Anthony premieres a pretty good impression. Why did Nebulous lose? Why was the reward so ridiculous? Anthony (sort of) defends Courtney. Why did Nebulous choose a casino? Who was responsible for the hot food debacle? In what respect do our final two have a similar edit? Who will be back for the finale? Why was Karthik’s firing not mentioned in the Previously segment? Who is a useless chugger? When is a sailor costume ever useful? Who was a backdoor PM? One person becomes Adam Ant with a lawnmower collection. Karren Brady channels her inner Confucius. Just how far did Nebulous’ cost-cutting go? Why is Courtney still being allowed to pitch?

Michael & Logan return to recap the seventh episode of Amazing Race Asia's fifth season, and its visit to Singapore! In this episode: We suggest a Comedy Central Roast for the end of the season Why shouldn’t we be allowed to be criticised? What is Dengue Fever? Why did we see another Sentosa visit? Producers need to get more charitable. Logan can finally tell Asian people apart. We ask one Racer to create an impression of their own. There’s some more praise for the production values. Which city is named after a singer? Why did Tara Basro cross the wrong people? How do you spot a harlequin filefish? Why has Singapore banned chewing gum? What is the Australian rite of passage during puberty? Two characters from Winnie the Pooh are affected by a restraining order. Two teammates threaten to fall out over fish. Is Pennybags from Monopoly Singaporean? Logan makes us all lose The Game. Who the hell is Devilfish? One Racer goes a bit Disney. Michael talks far too much about going to Singapore.

Michael & Anthony are back once more to recap the seventh episode of the twelfth series of Apprentice UK. In this episode: Is après-wakeboarding a thing? Why is it difficult to live tweet? How do we know that Poole is cold? There's some terrible Irish accents. Michael defends Karthik for not letting Samuel go high-end. Lord Sugar, Karren & Claude were all miserable. Frances gets some credit for being a good Project Manager...and then a whole lot of criticism. Would Jessica have chosen the pen? Nemo is a trout. It all goes a bit Bullseye. Do people buy speedboats on a whim? A surprising MVP is crowned. There's some awkward Twitter behaviour. Who will go next time their team loses? One team's terrible choices finally come back to bite them. Why did Samuel get fired? We tell Lady Brady to simmer down a touch. How could Dillon have reacted better after he was stood up by a customer? Who is a terrible stereotype? Apprentice gets a sponsor. Sugar needs to up his pun game. Karthik gets

Michael & Logan return to recap the sixth episode of Amazing Race Asia 5 and its visit to Manila & Vigan, Philippines. In this episode: We defend our beloved Vietnamese lesbians after yet another cruel elimination. Why does Tara Basro have short hair? Does Wu hate Alex & Will? What would Wu's finishing move in wrestling be? Obviously, we talk about Pokémon, Phoenix Wright & Pullblox. Will Logan get jet lag? Production get lots of credit for the Active Route Info. Logan makes our discussion on the Philippines really dark. Where will Amazing Race Canada 5 go to? We ask Monty & Wu to be friends. What is the one thing we both want for Christmas? Who are the Anton & Armand of the season? Two of the final five get ruled out. Michael becomes the US. Logan confuses his Filipino markets. There's some surprising questions. Logan is still slightly racist. Why is Michael's voice so bad? We advocate Amazing Race Asia: All-Stars. What went unaired in the Active Route Info? How c

Michael & Anthony return again to recap the sixth episode of The Apprentice UK's twelfth series. In this episode: We talk about how iconic the exit was this week. What are the reasons why we watch The Apprentice? Michael was too busy to live tweet. Why did they add new scenes to the intro? Anthony plays the Generation Game. Hunter Ben gets an apprentice of his own. Karthik makes some new friends. Lord Sugar is a hypocrite. We are officially on the Karthik train. We mount a defence of Hunter Rebecca. Should Hunter Rebecca have volunteered? Lady Brady needs to lighten up. It's surprisingly not that grim up North. Which supermarkets cannot be trusted? Why did Nebulous lose? Which candidate got the real punishment this week? Which candidates was Hunter Rebecca really talking about? And who will be fired next?

Michael & Logan return once more to recap Amazing Race Asia 5's fifth episode and visit to Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam! In this episode: Logan requests a harsher introduction. We describe the Roadblock as horrific. We add a sixth course, which is quickly made sinister thanks to Logan. Why did we see the Fast Forward? A former Survivor contestant joins us. Logan's coworkers have finally seen an episode of The Amazing Race. We talk about classic Fast Forwards. How did Tom & Anita screw over Alex & Will? Our roles reverse when it comes to telling Alex & Will apart. We avoid Dong jokes for once. Amazing Race Asia sets a new precedent. Logan tests Michael's colourblindness. We learn about Logan's family. We finally mention the unused and unaired Yield from last week. What will Michael's Amazing Race t-shirt say? What do you leave out for Vietnamese Santa Claus? Michael creates a detour. Why would it have been a good thing for everyone to attempt the Fast Forward? Logan has never se

Better late than never, Michael & Anthony return to recap the fifth episode of The Apprentice UK's twelfth series. In this episode: We left Anthony in charge of timekeeping, hence the delay. Early morning wake-up calls confuse us. Are you a YAMIL? Michael reveals a weird connection to one candidate. How would we describe the three product choices? Michael gets a bit OCD. What is the gilet lady's husband's story? Anthony explains the Autumn-Winter sartorial essentials. People who choose not to wear helmets are helmets. Supermarket euphemisms. Do we pledge? We take umbrage with Sassy Hipster Lady Brady. Who is a newly-qualified drama teacher? One Racer from Amazing Race Canada stops by. Who is the Apprentice Weird Al? Where was JD hiding this week? What technical terms does Dillon know? A whiplash-themed MVP is selected. Why did Sofiane have to be on a bike? Claude threatens to burst a blood vessel. Why was Alana assigned to keep time? Nick Hewer finally gets a successor. Production h

Michael & Logan are - for the first time this season - joined by Ben to recap the fourth episode of Amazing Race Asia 5. In this episode: We start a war with one team. Ben is confused by the word "detour". What is the honeymoon that Eric & Rona asked for? Michael explains the current trend for non-elimination penalties. One Racer gives their team a time penalty. Wu avoids a pun for the first time in his life. What clues did Vicky & Rachel *actually* receive? What was on JK's brochure? One sponsor takes on a very inappropriate side-business. Why do people come to the podcast? How would Louisa & Treasuri fare if the Race ended now? Ben & Logan talk about The Simpsons. Eric & Rona spoil everything. Jorts or Meggings? Two Racers compete to be mean to elephants. Logan actually does a good impression. Gladiators or Age of Empires? Logan makes a pitch on behalf of Elias Theodorou again. Who is the Elizabeth Taylor of The Amazing Race Asia? Where was Tara Basro this week?

Michael & Logan return to recap the third episode of Amazing Race Asia 5. In this episode: We tease a guest-star from a YouTube superstar next week. Sneaky Instagram Follows. One team gets a penalty for abseiling home. Logan still can't tell teams apart. Someone gets a downgrade. Who is living up to their pre-season reputation? We get surprised that a wedding wasn't delayed. Where was Tara Basro? Allan Wu launches a YouTube channel. One sponsor slowly takes over. One Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild dungeon is exclusively revealed. Does God work in insurance? Michael is a partial jerk. Who is the MVP of the episode? Logan is Marked for Elimination. One Racer is compared to Will Smith songs. What is a superleg? Logan makes a vile comparison. Chinese Doppelgangers. What is detour theory? Doggy fitness classes. What did Tom do to the pedal? Were the trishaws sabotaged? One team gets an unaired penalty. We reveal a clause in Zabrina & Joe Jer's contracts. What is the motivatio

Michael, Michelle & Anthony return for the final time to recap the last episode of Hunted's second series. In this episode: Ayo is far more humble than you think. Whose opinion of themselves has changed? Anthony displays a new impression. For the last time, Hunted isn't fixed! How do rigged phone-ins relate to Hunted? What doomed Anna & Elizabeth? Bleks looks for an acting role. Michelle finds out that the UK has only just got polymer money. We ask for more pre-arranged stuff. Someone's early wardrobe returns. We give too many tips. Why would you lie to people? The drone scene finally appears! Hunted Will is finally given something to do. Caravan says no. How does Michelle know what a Vauxhall is? Why did the fugitives have to meet up for information? Exactly what were the Hunters told? Anthony gets corrected. One Hunter gets replaced. Michelle learns about harbours. Why did we only see boats? What should the extraction be next year? How did Toddington narrow it down? What is

Michael & Anthony return to recap the fourth episode of Apprentice UK's twelfth series. In this episode: Why did Aleksandra wait till the task was announced before quitting? Who wakes up early in the shared house? Who is our unironic win pick? Two candidates copy former runner-ups' business plans. Could the editors have sugar-coated Aleksandra's quit? How would this cast be categorised? Why did we see Samuel last week for the first time? Is this the first time that we've not seen a client's decision of who to represent them? What bags do we associate with Minorca? Our Little Louis Walsh takes it to deadlock. One team finally learns when unisex means. Why did Jessica sing "Cool for Cats" in a weird tune? Who should have raided the James & Solomon collection? Why has our MVP from last week gone downhill? Exasperated Claude Littner. Karthik finally finds a role. Why did we not see Claude defend Karthik? Incidental Characters get their time in the spotlight. Who is our MVP? Production

Michael & Logan return to recap the second episode of Amazing Race Asia 5. In this episode: Logan tries to give himself a new nickname. Michael gets distracted by ondel-ondels again. We talk about Pokemon Sun & Moon. We celebrate the wonderful return of pwuns. TARA producers get a petition of their very own. We judge people who do stupid things. Logan tries to get us some sponsorship. We hear the dirtiest joke that Logan has told in 125 podcasts. Who is the new Joey "Fitness" & Danny? What is Indonesia famous for? We manage not to be mean about a task for once. Hunter Ben gets some Asian recruits. Another Detour rule is christened. Logan thinks that all Tongans are related. Michael solves the mystery of why JK has an elbow brace. How much is Logan's forehead worth? We talk about Fear Factor (and not even Wu's appearance!) Anita gets braggy. Who wouldn't have done the Roadblock? Logan throws in the towel on impressions before become slightly racist. Tara Basro gets slighted. W

Michael & Anthony return to recap the third episode of Apprentice UK's twelfth series. In this episode: How should Willy Wonka be described? Someone earns a spot on Hunted. Dad puns. Why was Mukai saved? Maple Bacon Fudge. How do you win this challenge? Why does Anthony watch this show? Exasperated Lady Brady. Purple Samuel. Americans try British sweets. Is £32 worth it? The episodes need an advisory warning. Hanging up on your PM. Anthony is basically a famewhore. Jessica forgets to breathe. Sugar is subtle. Rewards are odd. Bad omens. Why bringing an alliance back may be very stupid. Did Sugar make the wrong decision? Barely disguised contempt. Why did we see Grainne this week? And what constitutes Under the Radar for Karthik?

Michelle & Ben finally return to recap the ninth week of Australian Survivor's third season. In this episode: Michelle talks Play School. Ben takes umbrage with some self-righteousness. Someone enjoys writing in the sand. One contestant needs to sunbathe a bit more. Ben starts getting annoyed with people. Who is an underdog? Is there such a thing as a cold Sydney? What is the most important reason why people win? Michelle loves the smell of clean hair. There's always a worse option. Kristie is terrible at putting liquid in Flick's mouth. Ben teaches us a hangover cure. There's nothing wrong with telling people they're going home. Who were the control freak tribe? We celebrate the annual "Stand like you're taking a dump challenge". Michelle says the word "different" far too many times. What is a stupid move? Who is the Purple Kelly of the jury? Probst is still ridiculous. Who is the Woo of the season? Ben really misses the castaway who was eliminated. Michelle is going to a Survivor v

Michael, Michelle & Anthony return to recap the fifth episode of Hunted's second series. In this episode: When will we finally see Anna & Elizabeth get chased by a drone? Why did we not see Hamish & Mikaela crash a truck? Anthony leaves his options open. Someone gets a personal helicopter. Anna & Elizabeth take a leaf out of the Amazing Race playbook. Michelle gets pressured into doing Australian Survivor. Yorkshire gets a new nickname. We look ahead to series three and what Hunters won't be able to get away with. Why would Anthony lend his car out? Have Channel 4 acknowledged us again? Nick has great tactics. Someone is basically Canadian. How one fugitive's intelligence led to their downfall. How do you win Hunted? Michael explains predictable edits. Michelle nearly took Donald Trump's bait. Who keeps 116,000 messages?! Anthony tries to get phished. What are the three Ponderosa essentials? Michelle learns about Outdoor Adventure centres. Who was the last person to be lea

Michael & Logan return to recap the first episode of The Amazing Race Asia 5: Guess Wu's Back! In this episode: Logan takes advantage of the lack of censorship. Wu-pologies are made. Someone brings back the early noughties. One US favourite drops by. Logan talks about a sport that Great Britain is good at. Context clues tell us that Eric is Kiwi. RTV Warriors finally gets a slogan. Who is the Indonesian Fonzie? We have a connection to Allan Wu! Who has a customised t-shirt? China Rush did a Mole clue. Monty has been on the Triple Doubles again. Why was the Start Line Elimination particularly disappointing? Someone gets a touching farewell montage. There's some sloppy edits. Who is Purple Tara? Can Muscle Bros even lift? Puppets are creepy. Kids get neglected. Slapstick comedy is always appreciated. Was the Start Line Elimination rigged? What would HaMerotz LaMillion have done with this leg? The Malaysian Michael Jordan returns. Logan shows off his knowledge of Singapore. And Wu wi

Michael, Michelle & Anthony return to recap the fourth episode of Hunted's second series. In this episode: Michael corrects Bleks' map. We explain how certain parts of the episode are filmed. What exactly happens when a team splits? What are the rules on smoking? One fugitive gets a special message. Michelle talks about omelettes. Have the editors been watching classic TV & Film in the gap between series? Do flowers hide clues? What is a polite way to say someone is lying? Who laps up the OTTP edgic? How could the Hunters clamp down on hitch hiking? Someone displays CSI-style hacking. Does Leeds have alpacas? Hunter Ben records multiple takes. Who has the worst Dragons' Den pitch ever? Illegal license plates! Hunted goes a bit GTA, leading to an uncomfortable response by Fathers 4 Justice. Bleks has a stunt double. Do all the fugitives have a connection? Michelle is insensitive again. Why has Nick been so successful? The intern is finally named. Anthony stalks the Hunters. Nick

Michael & Anthony return to recap the second episode of the twelfth series of Apprentice UK. In this episode: Anthony is out for blood. Michael speaks Italian. The Duping Game is brought to you, in association with Nebulous. Is one person the secret lovechild of two of the stars from another show The podcast becomes a dog mask-free zone. Unisex...jeans? Should you ever stop for market research? What would Anthony's Mastermind topic be? Dillon moves to X Factor. The Boys' team gets an extra member. We look ahead to who the standouts from the interviews could be. The long-lost Mitchell brother appears. Why did Maggie Mountford quit? Who is the MVP of the episode? Is it worse to be invisible or useless? Michael shows his age. Why was Jessica better at pitching than in the boardroom? Which team actually deserved to lose? #boolshat Why was the fired candidate actually fired? Who is on the crazy team next week? Someone gets a new nickname. Who is the most likely person to lie on their CV?