The Tom Barnard Show

Did you know there was a Playmobil movie?  Neither did we.  Neither did the rest of the country.  Our western European audience will probably be surprised.  Maybe not that surprised, given how Frozen II is dominating the box office so thoroughly it borders on a war crime.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Might as well call start calling these clips America's team because they do a better job at it. Featuring: Sean Patton, Jackie Fabulous, Sheila Weller, Theo VonSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Every so often, we happen to get two comedians who know each other in the same room at the same time.  It tends to go pretty well.  Today is no exception.  All we need now is some good pizza and we've taken care of everything a human needs to thrive.  Well, "thrive" might not be the word for what pizza does to you, but it tastes good so who cares?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What's in a name?  If you're a performer, a lot.  Hence Jackie changing her last name to Fabulous.  We know something about name changes.  We were going to change it again, but our copyright lawyers advised us against becoming The Fabulous Family.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Almost everyone had a first car, at least in America where 50 miles away is "close".  And almost everyone north of the equator who ever had a car has skidded on ice.  It's a lesson you have to learn by doing, but there are some things you can keep in mind to make your first (or thirtieth) skid slightly less damaging.  Doug knows all of them.  He majored in it.  Maybe.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The new Diesel Brothers season starts this Monday at 7 PM central on Discovery.  This may present a problem for you, because that means between then and the end of this show at 1 you'll have nothing to watch.  Never fear, because you can always go as far back as you want to the days when this show had the first of its three names.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's not often you have a captain and a doctor giving you advice in one hour, but even that amount of prestige won't stop us from getting back onto the topic of throwing up.  We hear it's relatable.  And what's more relatable than political infighting during holiday gatherings?  Maybe experiencing turbulence on the flight to the gathering. How to Overcome Fear of Flying  Book: amzn.to/2qjwg8rSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We don't believe in trigger warnings, so this isn't one.  It's...something else.  If you don't like hearing about vomit, diarrhea, dog crap, and other such related topics, you may want to take a Dramamine before listening.  If you do like hearing about those things, see a psychologist.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Carrie Fisher.  It's a name synonymous with both the good and bad of Hollywood.  Well, above all else it's a name synonymous with Princess Leia.  There was a lot more that went into her life than Star Wars, however, and it's all in A Life on the Edge. Carrie Fisher: A Life on the EdgeBook-amzn.to/2DCS2abSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Network television continues its slow, involuntarily ride into the sunset.  We don't care, because we've got Criss Cross.  Also applesauce.  The nice thing about books is that you don't need to be subscribed to 7 different streaming services to get them.  Yet.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Company parties.  You either love them or hate them.  You also either leave them with your reputation intact or you don't.  We've got some tips to avoid the latter that seem pretty obvious.  Judging by the fact that a third of people have at least one company party they regret, people sometimes have a different definition of "obvious".See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Irishman is making waves, both among people who love it and people who hate movies that are long as hell.  They're not necessarily two distinct groups.  It's what intermissions are for.  Billy Dee Williams is also making waves by becoming genderfluid at 82, which is convenient for him because at that age nobody expects him to prove it.  Aren't most people in their 80s functionally asexual?  Actually, don't answer that.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Have some laughs while doing a little Black Friday shopping or lounging in a comatose state, recovering from all the Thanksgiving Day festivities. You deserve a good laugh! We are so thankful for all you listeners. Hope you enjoyed the holiday and we will be back Monday!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dave sits down with Myq Kaplan and come to find out that comedy and paranormal mix! Then Dave goes down the conspiratorial road with Tom which blends perfectly with Patrick Deneen on why Liberalism Failed  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Today we rehash the woes of Scientology with Nicole then head right into more apocalyptic fun with Dahlia discussing zombie viruses, bio-engineered plagues, and disease-ravaged bands of survivors! Hey, we are hear to spread the knowledge.... #TheMoreYouKnowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The BEST OF today, we revisit with the Sklar Brothers talking sports and more! Just reminisce back when Keenum was traded for Cousins. Now that you look back, was it a good decision? Either way, you can't argue that drummers are a pivotal part of a really good band. Jake brings the holy grail for rock and metal drummers of any generationSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

No need for hours and hours of inquiries, these clips are 100% giving you a quid pro quo. You download the episode they will give you enjoyment. No pressure though. Featuring: Betty Maxwell, Chris DiStefano, Sergio Chicon, Emily Galati, Tim Slagle, Mike Lukas, Tim HarmstonSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dana Gould is a big name in comedy.  So is Eddie Murphy.  And Don Knotts.  You'll hear a few more as the show goes along, because Dana has met everyone.  Sometimes it's a six (or two) degrees of separation thing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Your tribe is at war with many other tribes, even if you don't know it.  It's human nature.  At least things have improved by virtue of these wars being fought almost entirely on Twitter instead of an actual battlefield.  Mostly.  You can read all about it in Chris's favorite book, whose name I won't bother writing down because he says it plenty of times.  Also because we don't get royalties from it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The age old battle in the upper midwest is police vs Minneapolis.  Literally Minneapolis, not the people living there.  Word on the street is that the tangled mess of bureaucracy that runs it might not be the most efficient or benevolent.  What does this have to do with cars, you ask?  We have no answer.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.