The Tom Barnard Show

They say prohibition doesn't work.  That's why Minneapolis has recently decided that making crime illegal is a waste of time.  Or maybe it's because they're lazy and/or in denial.  Either way we're sure that things will turn out fine.  I mean, there's only so much crime a city can fit in a day, right?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Scott is American and he's also unearthed.  That's not why his show is named American Unearthed though.  He's unearthing America, you see.  Specifically on May 28th at 9PM CST.  And speaking of the past, remember Hitler?  Stan's mother certainly does, and he wrote a book about it. Left to the Mercy of a Rude Stream: The Bargain That Broke Adolf Hitler and Saved My MotherBook Link- amzn.to/2WUsfCrSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Michele Tafoya won an Emmy, but she doesn't believe what she's supposed to believe so we're not allowed to talk about it.  Instead we talk about 9/11 with Scott Wolter.  It's a much less controversial topic somehow.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Apparently Minnesotans really hate leukemia, because they sure donated a lot of money to eradicating it.  What they don't hate is David, actor and now writer of All Creatures Here Below.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

John Wick has killed a few people.  Always in self defense, of course.  Or because they deserved it.  Wait, he's a good guy, right?  And speaking of moral grey areas, apparently you should think twice before you offer any strangers a cough drop.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Twins are still winning and so is The Best Of. Clips Featuring: Anthony DeVito, Ms. Pat, Tone BellSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In the end, everything comes back to family.  Anthony's Italian, so he's aware of this fact.  Even Louis Farrakhan has 9 kids, and if he can give love a chance, what's your excuse?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's True Crime Friday, between talk about random serial killers and the various criminals we know.  It takes some experience before you learn who not to hang out with.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Three guests in one day, two of them who have the word "shit" in the title of their book.  We didn't plan this.  If we had, Bernard would have sworn a lot more. Stop Doing That Sh*t: End Self-Sabotage and Demand Your Life BackBook Link- amzn.to/30mANUXSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Is art inherently valuable?  The Family doesn't cost you anything.  Meanwhile a two foot tall metal rabbit is "worth" $91,000,000.  We may not have gone to art school, but that disparity seems a little wider than can be explained by a four year degree.  Norm's book is more valuable than this show and dispenses significantly more wisdom than a metal sculpture, so we can say with certainty that it is in fact art. The Art of Making Sh!t Up: Using the Principles of Improv to Become an Unstoppable PowerhouseBook Link- amzn.to/2HtrGcvSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

When All in the Family came out, Glenn Miller was as contemporary as Madonna, Prince, and the B-52s are today.  Just to put things into perspective.  Perspective is something a lot of people lack, especially the young.  Adulting101 seeks to deliver what modern tweens should know, but don't. Adulting 101: #Wisdom4LifeBook Link- amzn.to/2GYJ5cESee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

America's a big place.  Each region has its own unique wildlife.  The west coast has parrots, Minnesota has turkeys, and Florida has people born before the civil war.  There's also a new invasive species called the Hollywood Phony that's quickly growing out of control.  Please, don't feed the phonies.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Celebrities are crazy.  Surprise.  Poor Kristyn has to live right next to all of them.  Plus all the plastic bags bubbling up from the Mariana Trench make life on the coast a constant fight for survival.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

There are two kinds of movie: superhero and dog.  Sometimes a movie is both, like Bolt.  Except Bolt wasn't actually a supehero.  Perhaps we've just discovered an opportunity.  Whichever movie company wants to sell us a slice of the royalties, let us know.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I have the measles and the mumps.  A gash, a rash, and purple bumps.  And that's despite all the vaccines.  Whether or not they work isn't for me to decide, but what I can tell you is to stay away from herpes-infested gym mats.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

There's not much more serious than cancer.  There's not much less serious than the iHOP twitter account.  Both make people very upset, but only one of them is warranted.  Can you guess which one? THE LEUKEMIA & LYMPHOMA SOCIETY GALA May 18th from 6-9 pmSaint Paul RiverCentre175 Kellogg Blvd W, Saint Paul, Minnesota 55102 Hosted by www.2019hopehustlers.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Finally the weather is starting to keep up with the heat of The Best Of! Featuring: Adrian Washington, John Heffron, Mark StutrudSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Minnesota loves its race quotas despite the issues they've been causing with increasing frequency.  Meanwhile a black man - technically cablinasian, but you know - gets a medal for being the best at something and people are very upset about it.  The guilt-o-sphere can be difficult to navigate without a guide.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Being a stand-up means a lot of talking.  As such, it's probably a bad thing when your face suddenly stops working.  He's better now.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adrian's vying for the title of Most Frequent Guest, regulars notwithstanding.  It's the most prestigious award you can receive from our show.  It's also the only award.  Also it isn't real.  We're all talk.  Literally.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.