The Tom Barnard Show

They say that if you repeat something enough, the news will stop lying about it.  Whatever the necessary number is, we're hoping Tom gets there one day.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Are you an addict?  Of course you are.  You're addicted to this podcast.  It's not because we carefully engineer our show to exploit your limbic system, like many companies.  We did it by accident.  We can't help you with that, but Dr. Smith can help you if your problem is Oreo Thins, the snack with the ironic name.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

AOC is pretending not to know what small, inexpensive appliances are because that's what she thinks the proletariat is like.  It's the closest thing we're getting to good news in 2019.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Are you a bridezilla?  Or a groomzilla, the term that apparently exists?  You may need a getaway.  Why not head up to the famous Central Lakes Region, another thing that apparently exists?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Many girls dream of being able to become world famous by playing dress-up.  That dream can come true as long as you have enough nepotism in your family.  You can also get the medal of freedom if you're super good at golf.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If anyone knows the exact right amount of drugs to take without dying, it's an anesthesiologist.  Unsurprisingly, she recommends the average street fentanyl user take significantly less than they currently do.  Zero is a good amount.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adrian's going to - wait, hold on.  Can you hear us?  What if I do this?  Okay, good.  Adrian's going to be at the Red Carpet Nightclub this weekend for mother's day. Tickets- bit.ly/2V2yNwYSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This episode is just trying to keep up with the sprint that the Minnesota Twins have gone off on. Hopefully they remember it is a marathon. Featuring: Brian Solis, Dahlia Schweitzer, Tim Laudner, Kent HrbekSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're gonna win, Twins.  Just not every time.  We're still #1 in our league, and it'll probably stay that way forever.  Probably.  We're trying to stay positive.  It's a Lifescale thing. Lifescale: How to Live a More Creative, Productive, and Happy LifeBook Link- amzn.to/2IRslHESee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nobody wants things foisted on them.  Certain kinds of pictures.  Unqualified cops.  The rapid decline of a major metropolitan area.  Unfortunately we live in a world of foisting.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Who investigates the investigator?  Dahlia.  She's not investigating anyone in particular.  It's more of a thematic thing.  Also, what's the deal with these politicians? L.A. Private Eyes (Quick Takes: Movies and Popular Culture)Book Link- bit.ly/LAPrivateEyesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What's wrong with the world?  Why does everyone hate each other?  And what about these politicians?  All that has been revealed will be revealed again just in case you missed it earlier.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You know what's stupid?  Trying to rename a lake without actually going through proper channels.  You know what else is stupid?  Pretty much everything else.  Including pets.  But they don't know any better.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Celebrities are well known for being mentally ill narcissists.  It's why we love them, apparently.  Sometimes, however, the crazy goes past quirky and into scary territory.  You know, like Jim Carrey, Charlie Sheen, and Lindsay Lohan.  Charlize is very close to that line.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If we all leave Minnesota at the same time, Murphy's law it won't snow here anymore, so just sit back and try to relax on this episode of The Best Of! Featuring: Darrell Thompson, Becky Lomax, Mike EvansSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kids like alliteration.  What they don't like is reading, at least as long as someone else can do it for them.  As a children's author, Tracey is aware of both of these things.  Hence the Chestnut Challenge.  And speaking of alliteration, here's some for you: Rich Coachella urchins are exchanging itchy chin patches.  Gross. The Chestnut ChallengeBook Link-amzn.to/2VhBsHFSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Darrell is a Midwest institution, between playing college football in Minnesota, being drafted by the Green Bay Packers, and being born in Saint Louis.  Yes, Missouri is part of the midwest.  His latest venture is Bolder Options, a mentoring program that even includes a gala. bolderoptions.org/2019galaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Here at The Family we're all about nature.  Usually from afar.  Today is no exception, namely because illness thwarted a rare attempt to visit a national park.  But that's okay, because Becky has a book to keep us occupied until all this disease clears out of the air. Moon USA National Parks: The Complete Guide to All 59 Parks (Travel Guide)Book Link- amzn.to/2W4RmlMSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

They say the world will end not with a bang, but with a whimper.  The same kind of holds true for the latest Avengers series; three hours isn't exactly a bang.  More like a loud rumbling.  Still, it apparently doesn't suck.  Can you believe it?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Been hoping for a more positive episode? Well here it is. Arthur hates hate and Isaac loves laughter. It's like dualism but for clowns. THE PURSUIT is in theaters on APRIL 29th The Laughing Guides (a trilogy) www.thelaughingguide.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.