Synopsis
Zero Blog Thirty is a military podcast presented by Barstool Sports that's listenable for the most crusty of veterans, the bootest of boots, or people who have never touched a weapon in their life. Through the eyes of enlisted Marines and a West Point trained officer, Zero Blog Thirty is like sitting at the online-bar of the VFW and having a virtual cold one with your buddies.
Episodes
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Iranian Helicopter Chicken
19/11/2021 Duration: 01h39minRound 1: There was some news about Wormholes this week. Time travel is possible, bitches. So we are gonna time travel in round 1. Round 2: One colonel was new shoes goofin in Kuwait, but it turns out he stole the shoes from the PX. SAY IT AINT SO! Round 3: Iran was playin a little helicopter chicken and ended up just 25 yards away from a ship’s deck. Round 4: If you’re on a ship, it ships for free! Parents are able to mail their milk/tit milk to their babies on the government dime. Neat! Round 5: Toby harnden wrote a book called 1st Casualty and Chaps interviewed him. SAVED ROUNDS!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30
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Old Senators, Stupid Boys & Lousy Bastards
16/11/2021 Duration: 01h26minRound 1: Update the safety brief: A pilot crashed his plane a couple of times and people are freaking out about it. It was only 7 crashes in a week. Whats the big deal? Round 2: Our friends at Task and Purpose think they have the enlisted drinking culture nailed down… We’ll be the judge about that. Last I checked, 23 year old Kate doesn't work at Task and Purpose. Round 3: In a NOT shocking report that SHOULD be shocking, food insecurity is running wild in the military community. There’s a growing number of military families that are struggling to put food on the table. Round 4: Bad Ass of the Week returns with the story of a former Polish soldier, 94-year-old Wanda Traczyk-Stawska who stunned the crowd at a pro-EU rally when she thundered "Be quiet, stupid boy! You lousy bastard" at a member of a far-right group attempting to disrupt the gathering over a loudspeaker. Round 5: In other news with the Olds, we regret to inform you that they are back at it again …. And by that we mean getting elected.You c
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Katie Night Live!
12/11/2021 Duration: 01h21minWe've got 5 rounds in the magazine! ROUND 1: Channing Tatum is doing a movie about the AFghan withdrawal and people are saying “too soon!” ROUND 2: If you’ve ever been to the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier you know how moving it is, and we’ve got a story about DNA advances. ROUND 3: Michigan’s attorney general is facing a public hangover after boozing a little too much at a tailgate ROUND 4: Chaps interview with a POW from the Iran Contra affair, remarkable story ROUND 5: Saved RoundsYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30
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Free Podcast For Veterans Day
09/11/2021 Duration: 01h30min5 Rounds in the magazine! ROUND 1: Head on a swivel when you're traveling. OPSEC is incredibly important. You never know what youre gonna find even in the bathroom of a vegan restaurant. Could be a sex cult in there. You just never know ROUND 2: We’re getting word that there are now Chili’s in space! Veggie or Restaurant? ROUND 3: Theres some trouble in space. It’s a real shitty situation. ROUND 4: Toxic exposures & high rates of cancer among military members - Kate interviews folks from HunterSeven Foundation & has some very important info for you! ROUND 5: Kate breaks down the Veterans Day Freebies and sales with a lil rap songYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30
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Reenlisting with Jack Murphy
05/11/2021 Duration: 01h36min5 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Marines getting their ass kicked by Royale Marines? (spoiler ... not true) Round 2: What should we do to keep our best and brightest? Round 3: Having Trouble Sleeping? The VA will give you money to do a sleep study! Round 4: Interview with Jack Murphy Round 5: Grounding of air crafts ... SNAKES ON A PLANE!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30
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How We'll Lose The Biggest War To China
02/11/2021 Duration: 01h45minRound 1: Huge news out of Philly that Chaps could not agree with more! Round 2: OPSEC: Chaps saw an interview last night that has my radar on my highest alert. We are getting farmed silly! Round 3: The Army doesnt want your body to hurt. I wish the Marine Corps felt that way because my (Chaps') body is an absolute wreck. Round 4: Generals are admitting that advances in China have caught them off guard. Round 5: Cons sat down with Dr Amishi Jha to discuss a different approach to mental health focus to understand that Attention is the one driving our mental carsYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30
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Jon Gruden and Clouds of Emails and Booze
29/10/2021 Duration: 01h07minIT'S FREAKY FRIDAY ROUND 1: Is it another Rocky movie or did a boxer fight a bear in Russia & live to tell the tale? ROUND 2: We need the Space Force now more than ever - a giant cloud of alcohol has been found floating outside our solar system ROUND 3: The Gruden Effect - WATCH WHAT YOU PUT IN Emails ROUND 4: Military/Veteran benefits you might not have known about! ROUND 5: Update the safety brief. A fella decided he would have revenge on a pit viper. Not a good ideaYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30
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Spanish King Slings Dingaling
26/10/2021 Duration: 01h08minSix Rounds In The Magazine! Round 1: Update the safety brief: a man was hit with some FOD while in his backyard. What kinda FOD? Well, it comes from someone else’s backyard. Round 2: Are hippos people? Actually, yes. Round 3: The Baldwin Situation Round 4: I wish a mother fucker would moment of the week goes to a former Marine who stopped a would-be armed robber Round 5: New consequences dropped like a shoe release. The Marine Corps is ready to slap them dicks OR FLAPS for refusing to vaccine goof. Round 6: The King of Spain is fucking hornyYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30
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Scramble The Jets / Unscramble The Porn
22/10/2021 Duration: 01h13minRound 1: A video of a woman SCREAMING in a Sam’s Club has gone viral all over the internet and, you guessed it, she is indeed military. Round 2: The US should do whatever we need to in order to hire a Japanese man who figured out how to unscramble and unblur porn. Round 3: Some old ass Air Force bubbas are spilling the beans about how aliens messed with nuclear weapons Round 4: Poland’s Military continues to be a bunch of poor boys who cant even afford religion. Sad. Round 5: An episode of Shark Tank, but for fixing problems in the military? Welcome to Dragon’s Lair 2021You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30
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Russia/America Alien Treaty
19/10/2021 Duration: 59minRound 1: A cougar went into the barracks and caused a big ole stir. We aint talkin about Jill Biden either, folks. Round 2: Last week we talked about gate guards and all the terrible things they have to do on a daily basis. I think they took it too far because some Air Force MPs destroyed a car by deploying the emergency barriers which seems like a really fun time. Round 3: It’s strange when we hear senior leaders making sense especially when that sense involves making junior folks train less. Round 4: Australia is putting the United States to shame as far as vaccines go. The latest news from Australia’s medical frontlines will be a real bear for everyone involved. Round 5: A Russian President and American President once set aside their differences and agreed to be allies if needed against a common enemy. Aliens. - This podcast is sponsored by BetterHelp and our listeners get 10% off their first month at betterhelp.com/zero - Go to BlackRifleCoffee.com/ZERO and use code ZERO today and get the freshe
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Don't Hack My CAC
15/10/2021 Duration: 01h10minWe've got 5 rounds in the Magazine! ROUND 1: Honey, North Korea is having a WEEK. Viral videos, a guy in a human canon ball suit, and chirping at the US. ROUND 2: A Lesson in how not to take accountability comes to us from the governor of Missouri ROUND 3: Unacceptable: An errant U.S. drone strike killed 10 members of their family. They’re still awaiting compensation ROUND 4: MP interactions ROUND 5: I’m not ashamed to say it, I once had a very small, thin CAC. In fact a lot of us did. Even Kate. But the military might finally be getting rid of them.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30
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The Chaps and Kate Show
12/10/2021 Duration: 50minRound 1: Couple tries to sell some nuclear secrets to a "foreign agent" Round 2: Attack Submarine, USS Connecticut suffers underwater collision with a mystery object Round 3: Mailbag with ZBT! Round 4: General Ray Odierno passes away.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30
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Court Martial Urban Meyer
08/10/2021 Duration: 55minThe squad kicks off the show with a little Urban Meyer talk! Then we've got 4 Rounds in the magazine! ROUND 1: The US Navy has lost control of one of its warships well, actually they lost control of the FB page for one of its warships thanks to an internet game ROUND 2: Mother left the UK with her kids to join ISIS would like to come home now while giving assurance that shes never seen a beheading which is cool. ROUND 3: Marines have reversed an old decision about allowing religious headwear while in uniform. ROUND 4: The term military grade is all over the place. But, what does it mean? We asked and you answered.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30
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Facebook Compromised OPSEC
05/10/2021 Duration: 01h02minROUND 1: A wanna-be ninja with a sword attacked an Army special ops unit in California in the middle of the night, hopefully he didn’t know MCMAP ROUND 2: Inside the office of a one-star Army general that 100% of soldiers rated ‘hostile’ ROUND 3: Are you over the age of 50 and get a majority of your news from Facebook? Stop that and listen up because the house that Zuckerberg built is in disarray ROUND 4: Fat Leaonard is going to give us the skinny in an upcoming tell-all podcast. Sex, drugs, bribery? Spill those beans, fattie. ROUND 5: Welp, we’re going broke (again). Could MINTING A TRILLION DOLLAR COIN save us?? ROUND 6: NERD ALERT! The British Army has extinguished the smoking lampYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30
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Lt Col Stuart Scheller
01/10/2021 Duration: 55minWe've got 4 Rounds in the Magazine! Round 1: Update the safety brief: longtime stoolie Shakira was involved in a wild boar attack. Head on a swivel, folks. Round 2: In a story fit for Netflix, a former Army Ranger faces extradition to the Netherlands where he is wanted for being a hitman that killed a German businessman. Round 3: The Taliban is sick and tired of their boots acting like nasty little turds. Round 4: The Chairman of the joint chiefs went before both houses of congress this week, it was an absolute shitshow.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30
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The Ocean's Apex Predator
28/09/2021 Duration: 01h09minRound 1: Killer whales man. They’ll get ya. Chaps goes down an insane rabbit hole on these wild creatures. Big respect. Plus Kate went down a rabbit hole & has a whale of a tale about TJ Maxx Ceramics Round 2: Marines Row across the entire atlantic ocean. HARDDDOOOOOOO Round 3: The CIA reportedly was ready to do a little assassination goofin by taking out the Wikileaks founder Round 4: The person who shot Reagan gets an unconditional releaseYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30
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Dishonorable Discharge Is A Double Entendre
24/09/2021 Duration: 01h01minROUND 1: A former guerrilla fighter, convicted drug trafficker & biological father of at least 50 kids also became the world’s oldest professional soccer player this week. The real kicker? He’s the Vice President of Suriname. ROUND 2: Ahh the Bactrian Treasure… Ancient artifacts of gold & gems considered Afghanistan’s most important & valuable… but where is it now?! ROUND 3: Remember fallen tech superstar Elizabeth Holmes & her fake deep voice & her Steve Jobs all black outfits & her fraudulent startup, Theranos? That was weird. Remember how Former Defense Secretary James Mattis was on the company’s board? That was weird, too. This week he’s testifying in court & sharing how he was duped! ROUND 4: Biden opposes honorable discharges for troops who refuse vaccine ROUND 5: Siiiick Calllllllll! Man ejaculates from anus but waits 2 years for medical helpYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. F
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Oh Sh*t It's DADT Boi Waddup
21/09/2021 Duration: 01h12minROUND 1: Marines go viral for gettin’ wet in their whites ... while returning from funeral duty. ROUND 2: Homeless veterans are making a statement as they grow a tent city called ‘veterans row’ outside of the Los Angeles VA, complete with a resident rank structure ROUND 3: About damn time - LGBT vets with other than honorable discharges will get VA benefits under new a plan dropping on the 10th anniversary of the repeal of DADT ROUND 4: China’s military has a morale problem, which is shocking because gee it sure seems fun to be them Interview with Patrick Murphy (36:22:00) ROUND 5: Afghanistan UpdatesYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30
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Milley Commits Treason?
17/09/2021 Duration: 01h49minRound 1: Would you fuck a robot? Round 2: Good. Great. Grand. Wonderful. No yelling on the bus even when The National Guard are the drivers like they are in Massachusetts Round 3: General Milley is back in the news again and you gotta think that the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs is fucking sick of that. Round 4: I got to sit down with the author of the Afghanistan Papers. We talked about everything from the withdrawal to the lack of accountability. Round 5: In an incredible turn of events, turns out you can potty train a cow!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30
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New Coup Goofin'!
14/09/2021 Duration: 57minRound 1: Propaganda is my favorite. Round 2: Acrobatic squirrels may hold the key to better jumping robots in Army-funded research Round 3: Update the safety brief. The Latvian military conducted some realistic training out in town over the weekend … the problem is that they didnt tell the town they were doing an exercise Round 4: New coup goofin in Guinea after some Green Berets accidentally helped oust a presidentYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30