Zero Blog Thirty

On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... But before that, ½ of ZBT’s nipples went up online yesterday. Nick & Cons need to step up. ROUND 1: School circle on the mayor. He’s about to do a hip pocket class on how ice fishing can lead to a little old fashioned hookin. Talkin prostitutes, folks. Round 2: A museum guard went full blown junior enlisted and colored eyes on a million dollar painting because he was bored. ROUND 3: Dan Lamothe has been knee deep in documents over the last few weeks. He’s pieced all the puzzle parts together and has found out what really happened in the last few days in Afghanistan. ROUND 4: The situation on the border is long, largely needless, and causing the death of far too many troops. The Army Times has blown the story wide open led by Davis Winkie who will join us for this round. ROUND 5: Terrell Starr, a forgein policy reporter and resident of Ukraine, joins us to break the Ukraine/Russia conflict down Barney Style.You can find every episode of this

Today is an EXTRA handsome episode of ZBT and we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Sailors made a big ole stink about Walter Reid and why medical staff are saying it’s where “corpsmen go to die.” Round 2: Kate’s beloved Furry community is back in the news and this time, it isnt because a michigan school board thought that children were using litter boxes in the bathroom. Round 3: In a classic tale of “fuck around and find out” a woman from kansas was denied bail. Why? Well, because she led a squad of women ISIS fighters. Round 4: We are gonna Channing Your Tatum. The star of the new movie Dog joins us to talk about working with Army Rangers and the stress that came with it Round 5: Military bugs!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

On today's show we have 5 Rounds in the Magazine ... ROUND 1: If the gondola is rockin’ don’t come a knockin’ cause it might be a story ‘bout Marines that’s shockin’! (Marines got crazy at the San Diego Zoo.) ROUND 2: Of course the big story this week…3,000 troops are off to Eastern Europe as tensions between Russia & Ukraine continue to rise ROUND 3: President Biden ordered a strike that killed ISIS’ leader in Syria. We’re gonna look at the operation and what we know now. ROUND 4: Military working chicken captured at the pentagon after trying to steal government secrets/stray chips. ROUND 5: A bill was signed honoring WWII “Ghost Soldiers” and all we can say is that these guys would be a hit at pool partiesYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

On today's ZBT we've got AUDITIONS for ZBT + 5 Rounds in the Magazine! ROUND 1: Kate got tricked by a SToLeN VaLoR Marine this past week.. It’s a wild story of a woman pretending to be a highly decorated veteran DYING OF CANCER. Turns out, she never served & she was making BANK. ROUND 2: An F-35 crashed into the South China sea last week. Thankfully the pilot is alright but it has gotta be a rough feeling crashing something worth a cool $100M ROUND 3: Another update on what’s happening in the Ukraine ROUND 4: Move aside Mary Kate & Ashley - FLORIDA MAN poses as Twin Brother to get payout. ROUND 5: Owl Poop // Donny SEALYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine! Round 1: Hey there, kitchen gloves. Give me 600 crows right damn now for a working party. Round 2: Someone update our old producer kyle because that cyber nerd would cum if he heard this one. Apple’s airtags have uncovered a secret german intel agency. Round 3: The war drums continue to beat in Ukraine. We are gonna try our best to give you an update. Round 4: Give em one. Fishermen and FISHERWOMEN are thwarting Russia’s wargames with nets, rods, and big ole sets of brass balls and flaps. Round 5: President Biden signed into law a new statute of the UCMJ. Finally, sexual harrassment is it’s own charge and with it, comes long overdue sweeping changes. Jeopardy DecorumYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

On today's episode of ZBT we've got 4 rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: A british soldier trying to huff shoe polish started a fire in his barracks instead which lead Kate down a non-traditional drugs rabbit hole where she learned you can get high off poop. ROUND 2: Oh, ya know, just monkeying around on this round ha ha! We’ve got monkeys going AWOL on a PA highway & the Queen of maqauces waging war & kicking ass ROUND 3: A Michigan school district responds to parent’s concerns that the school is making students have sit down head calls in litter boxes. ROUND 4: Interview with Jen Burch - re: Madison Cawthron is a douche le boosh - we promise we won’t be cleaning our rifles during our interview with herYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

On today's Episode we've got 5 Rounds in the magazine! ROUND 1: What in the hell is Havana Syndrome and why are so many US diplomats coming down with this illness? ROUND 2: Bus drivers, snow shovelers & now… New Mexico National Guard = substitute teachers ROUND 3: Russia getting squirrely again, we have the latest from those nuts PLUS, your tax dollars at work outside the USA - where is the most US military aid going beyond our borders? ROUND 4: A motivated warrior came up with a meme that will help every fruit-salad carrying troop get a job that even Connor would be proud of. ROUND 5: Rollover accident in North CarolinaYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

On this week's show we've got 5 Rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: A massive volcanic eruption happened over the weekend that sent shockwaves & tsunamis around the world so of course we have a science round for you! ROUND 2: Have we found the horniest grave of all time? ROUND 3: There’s a shitstorm brewing on military tikTok & men on Twitter are up in Arms over Army women dancing, so SNAFU. ROUND 4: We have a prime example of thinking outside the box in a military manner. ROUND 5: Charles McGee, One of the last surviving Tuskeegee Airman passed away this weekend at 102. We wanna take a moment to recognize his lifeYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

On this week's show we have 4 rounds in the magazine! Round 1: Kate still has Covid and is out today but it could be worse. She could be like a Chinese woman who was stuck in a hasty lockdown with a guy she went on a blind date with. Round 2: The army has upped their bonuses for some new recruits to 50k. Round 3: One person the Army should target for an enlistment is a brilliant military spouse who did some good ole fashioned espionage during a PCS move. Round 4: Go to jail or join? The old tit for tat appears to be back and in a very gross way.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

On this episode of ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Katie Covid joins the show to talk about her bout with the viral devil. Her illness gives us all a chance to complain a little bit. I love complaining! Round 2: How on earth did we start shaving our flaps and balls? Excellent question. You asked. We answered. Round 3: Norway is making their soldiers share… wait for it… wait for it… UNDERWEAR! Round 4: When I found this out, my jaw dropped. Larry David was in the Army. Round 5: Chaps surprise round! Check out Barstool Sports for more: http://www.barstoolsports.com Follow Zero Blog Thirty here: Facebook: https://facebook.com/zeroblog30/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/zeroblog30 Instagram: http://instagram.com/zeroblog30You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Round 1: A mass beheading by the Taliban in Afghanistan (but don’t worry, no fatalities) Round 2: Brussels Airlines takes a page out of the US Military playbook by spending money so they have more money to spend next year. Round 3: Good initiative/bad judgment or a story of one man who is blooming where he was planted? We’ll let you decide when you hear the tale of a fella who is now the chief of a fire department despite having an arson conviction. Round 4: What in the world is happening in Kazakhstan? (Also quick note on what just happened w/ US troops in Syria) Round 5:Slits. What's the deal with em? A Marine is going viral for his car to car breakfast delivery during a huge snow storm traffic jamYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

The Squad is BACK from break and they've got 6 ROUNDS in the MAGAZINE! Round 1: This was the longest break the squad has ever taken. We just need to catch up! Round 2: It’s tough going back to work so we have some good ole fashion boot motivation for ya. Round 3: Heads up to our friends in the Space Force, new research shows that Space Force members are likely to become cannibals. That’s right. Eating people. Round 4: Huge shoutout to the teacher from Michigan by showing an instant willing obedience to orders while on a flight! Round 5: Good initiative and bad judgment. A South Korean defects to North Korea in what many would call a huge mistake. Round 6: Update the safety brief. It’s a new year so it would behoove you to listen up.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

We've got 5 Rounds in the Magazine! ROUND 1: Negligent Discharge goofin’ Round 2: Fuck around and find out moment of the week comes to us from some monkeys in India. ROUND 3: Rusty ass ships head ass / tattle tale ship watchers ROUND 4: For all our logistics bubbas out there, some facts & stats about holiday package delivery, Christmas tree sales & last minute shopping ROUND 5: Fort McCoy Nutcracker good vibes storyYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

5 Rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: 5 FBI agents were caught receiving some good ole fashioned carolina squeezers while on an overseas trip. We dont prostitute shame but the Department of Justice does. Round 2: Lessons in leadership courtesy of Urban Meyer. Round 3: Great news for the podcast, we are officially smarter than rocket scientists. Round 4: The Taliban have been on a media blitz and what the fuck are we doing???? Round 5: Jimmy Carter is our bad ass of the week because of an event that left him with radioactive piss for 6 months.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

5 Rounds in the Magazine! ROUND 1: Christmas present mania is upon us in these final couple weeks before the holiday. Make sure none of your gifts are a national security threat, like the Furby ROUND 2: Military families are doing laundry in buckets with big ol sticks in their driveways & worrying about sick pets as more info comes out about tainted water in Hawaii ROUND 3: It’s beyond time that America takes a page out of Brazil’s political playbook. Rough and Rowdy for governmental officials. ROUND 4: The National Guard has deployed in Kentucky following a catastrophic tornado outbreak over the weekend ROUND 5: Grinch Vibez: A thief has been caught on camera stealing Christmas decorations from homes in a military areaYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

ROUND 1: Whats up, primals. Every year new fitness and lifestyle trends pop up. This has been the year of the Liver King. Should we all start living like our primal ancestors? ROUND 2: The Marine Corps is adding “foraging” as a course in The Basic School and this couldn’t come soon enough since Chaps is obsessed with Round 1 ROUND 3: An Air Force Major was relieved of command and her actions were so shameful we might even give her firewatch ROUND 4: How bad are things for the National Guard unit deployed to the US/Mexico border? Well one troop wrote a manifest & slid it under his boss’s door begging to “wave the white flag and send us all home”. ROUND 5: President Biden put on his big boy pants with Putin this week as the beating of the war drums starts to pick up the pace.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

5 Rounds In The Magazine! Round 1: Update the safety brief. If you see a WW2 era munition, DO NOT SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS. Round 2: Good initiative, bad judgment. Man gets caught using a fake arm to get the vaccine in Italy. Sadly, his lack of integrity will earn both Nonnas an extra shift of fire watch. Round 3: British troops apparently dont complain all the time. If that’s the case, we should not be allies with the British. It’s as simple as that. Round 4: Interview Round 5: Just to caveat off the safety brief in round 1, we'd like to remind you that burning the snakes that have infested your home, might just result in you burning your own house down. Be advised.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

ROUND 1: Would you trust enlisted leadership that never went through boot camp like you did? That might be the case soon enough ROUND 2: Where does poop go? ROUND 3: Fuel in the water supply of an elementary school? NOT GREAT. Joint Base Pearl Harbor-Hickam is the latest in an endless string of bases to deal with toxic exposures ROUND 4: Growing concern that Russia is about to do something real squirrely with Ukraine ROUND 5: You'll have to tune in to find out!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

We've got 5 Rounds in the magazine: Round 1: Good initiative; Bad judgment. High school student rigs the election!... for Home Coming Queen?! Round 2: Watching Squid Game in the US? You might stay up too late from binge watching. Watch that show in North Korea and you might wake up dead. Round 3: Earlier this week, NASA used a movie-type approach in a first-ever test to protect the human race from asteroids — the Double Asteroid Redirection Test! Round 4: We need to clear the air about a national headline that many people are saying is Kate ... Round 5: Update the safety brief. A group of olds at a nursing home demonstrate why junior troops cant have toasters in the barracks.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

We've got 5 rounds in the magazine! ROUND 1: A Texas man conned the Air Force into buying body armor from China that failed ballistics tests ROUND 2: Oooooooklahoma where the National Guard won’t get vaccinesss ROUND 3: On this episode of The Great British Crashing Show we’ve got 2 veterans plowing a tank into a cemetery during a very inopportune time ROUND 4: Interview: MSgt Chris Copper / Sgt Maj Matt Parrish of the active duty special forces podcasts, SOFCAST and The Indigenous Approach ROUND 5: Thanksgiving!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30