Zero Blog Thirty

On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Oftentimes, military stories can end up like a dick measuring contest. If that contest happened, Canada would beat the pants off of the United States. Round 2: PFT commenter is the ghost of barstool HQ3 and we have him on the show to get some advice from a real Top Gun. Round 3: The Golden Knights had a little accident that triggered the Capitol Police locking down the Capitol building. Round 4: In a story that might be the most PFC story of all time, an Army PFC decides to go to basic training bases in order to sell vape cartridges. Round 5: Kate’s interviewYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

On today's ZBT we've got 4 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: We’re tanning our testicles now. Round 2: To all the battalion XOs out there, be advised. Throwing a party for someone at work could end up costing you 450k in fines. Round 3: Update the safety brief. Ladies, if you gotta fart, let it rip. Otherwise, youll be taking a trip to see the corpsman. Round 4: Russia had a ship sink this week, but so did we, and in Buffalo NY of all places… let’s dive to the bottom of it…You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

On today's ZBT we've got 5 Rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Brazilian soldiers are in hot water as word gets around that they do not fuck at all. In fact, the whole squad is softer than an earthworm in fresh flooded mud. Round 2: BCP members will be sad to learn that they wont be able to dine naked anymore because it makes others want to puke. Round 3:With military recruitment becoming harder and harder, the Air Force is offering 50k bonuses for retention. Perhaps they should think outside of the box like a company in Cyrpus. Round 4: Attack in NY (more travel via subway every day than air travel in entire usa, yet no security measures, people applying tourniquets, the attacker looking like subway worker, history of threatening violence online, guy who caught him/$50k reward) Round 5: Chaps surprise roundYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

On today's ZBT we've got 5 Rounds in the magazine and they are brought to your by Whistle Pig Rye Whiskey ROUND 1: Would you spend $12,000 for a 75 hour military role playing camp that’s supposed to make you A REAL MAN? Deep dive into the world of military culture in the self help realm… ROUND 2: Radioactive Russians - what will happen to the soldiers who spent a month sleeping & digging around in Chernobyl’s radioactive forest? ROUND 3: The wife of a sailor who feels he’s been wronged has taken to FB to spill the tea & hop right over the chain of command with some simple tags ROUND 4: The Taliban in Afghanistan don’t have to deal with US troops anymore, but they’re up against a ruthless, formidable foe who it seems will be a much bigger problem than we ever were ROUND 5: We all know the VA Hold Music by now… but do you know the origin story??You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool

On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine! Round 1: Some are saying a man’s constitutional rights were violated after he was stopped from masturbating a fifth time on a flight from Seattle to phoenix. Round 2: Update the safety brief: Amongst hundreds of thousands of muddy spuds a World War II era grenade was picked up on a conveyor belt at an Auckland potato factory Round 3: National Guard member gets in trouble for trying to go on the worst kind of beer run. Round 4: Kate interviews former ATF agent Ken Croke who went undercover for TWO YEARS with the notorious Pagan Motorcycle gang. His tales of biker gang hazing, murder, and a few near death experiences will really… rev your engines. Round 5: There was a red fox on Capitol Hill that bit 9 people this week.. In fact Some are saying she’s a hero ha ha… but sad news on that front. *spoiler alert, she had rabies & they put her down. Happy Friday!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members ca

On today's show we're got 5 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: In a rare turn of events, a soldier put their struggles on the internet and the military community gassed them the fuck up! Round 2: A person who we assume is a Chinese Lance Corporal has been living in an airport for 14 years. We are gonna do a virtual field day of his room. Round 3: The Russians are going to need to update their safety briefs after some breakfast buns and booze leave many of the occupiers dead. Round 4: War crimes are becoming more and more common in Ukraine. We’ll give you some information on what's happening there. Round 5: While committing those war crimes, Russia tried to do a sleight of hand by having a beauty competition for their women soldiers. Kate is gonna love this round.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

On today's ZBT we've got 5 Rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: Pilots are finding out they cant just do whatever the hell they want and it is delicious. ROUND 2: Orgies, cocaine, & wild parties? Oh my… A major OPSEC violation gives Washington politicians a shocker. ROUND 3: Mexico is going to rent out their presidential jet for parties. If you could throw a fuckin’ rager on any governemtn installation with any military equipment, what would that look like. ROUND 4: A flamingo that’s been AWOL from a Kansas zoo for 17 years has been spotted in Texas ROUND 5: Don’t split yet! We’ve got TV host Johnny Bananas joining us to talk about his trip to UkraineYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

On today's ZBT we've got 5 Rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Will Smith needs to stand six and center after his inappropriate actions at the Oscars might just end up with him being busted down. Round 2: Lessons in leadership. Do not ask your people to do what you arent willing to do yourself. Round 3: ASVAB waiver required? A woman went viral for her outdoorsy vibe. Should she be allowed to join the military? Round 4: I texted Connor on Saturday night after I read an article about the NCO corps failing miserably for Russia. It’s time to take a look at just how invaluable NCOs are. Round 5: A Florida Man tried to steal bulletproof vest worn by a SEAL Team 6 Member in the Bin Laden raid, but fortunately he didn’t have the stealth to pull it offYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

n today's show we've got 5 Rounds in the magazine ... 1. Young men who wear thin, gray sweatpants to Hooters 2. A person who poops in the apartment of the person they just started dating the first time they spend the night 3. People who don’t wear their underwear when they’re trying on bathing suits in Old Navy 4. Women who finally poop a couple days after giving birth 5. The lady who waxed my pubes the other week, even though she stunk at it. She was a young whippersnapper full of life facing a terrible situation ALSO: Russia Ukraine UpdateYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

On today's ZBT we've got 5 Rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: Crime in Antarctica ROUND 2: Leadership breakdown. Urban Meyer was a disaster. Lets learn from it. ROUND 3:The VA is removing caretaker support to the families of thousands of veterans and the ball of red tape is more tangled than ever ROUND 4: We’ve been seeing a lot of stories about Russia’s “The Wagner Group” in Ukraine but they’re also causing trouble in Africa now ROUND 5: The BBC did a deep dive on Russia’s military mistakes so far plus a few other updates from UkraineYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Captain Cons Is Getting Married and we've got 4 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Update the safety brief. A woman had to go to the doctor in order to remove a glass from her anus. The glass was up there long enough to technically need new pros and cons. Round 2: Ladies & gentlemen, Major Dick Bong (quick) Round 3: Worst wedding advice from each decade/ surprise for Connor’s fiance Round 4: 4 Russian Generals killed Round 5: Zelenskyy didn’t dress up enough for speechYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

On today's show we have 5 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Capt. Sir Mansfield Cumming suggested that British intelligence agents use semen as invisible ink during World War I, but later put a stop to it due to the smell. Round 2: An update from a wild stolen valor case from a few weeks ago. Justice is getting served. Round 3: Is Tulsi Gabbard a traitor? Round 4: Iran reportedly bombs sites in Iraq that house US service members which for fuck sake, Iran. Not right now. Round 5: Ukraine updateYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: Loose lips might sink ships, but what about really plump ones full of botox? ROUND 2: Speaking of! Explorer Ernest Henry Shackleton's 144-foot long ship, Endurance, has finally been discovered off the coast of Antarctica beneath the icy Weddell Sea. ROUND 3: A plane carrying former president Donald Trump was forced to make an emergency landing after experiencing engine failure on Saturday, & his PAC immediately began fundraising money for a new private plane, Trump Force One ROUND 4: Spiders as big as your palm are dropping in from the sky all over the East coast this summer & we’d like to know what 82nd Airborne is going to do about it ROUND 5: Iron curtain descends on Russia + more updates on the latest in UkraineYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Ukraine Beating Russia Like A Bunch Of Turkeys Round 1: ZBT Mast. A Mail carrier is accused of beating a wild turkey to death on his mail route. We’ll decide if the mail carrier needs to be court martialed or not. Round 2: ZBT Mast part 2- Florida man ticketed for going 50 in a 30… BUT, there’s some evidence on his side. He says that he just got the dodge charger, didnt know how to get it out of sports mode, AND he had just found out about Putin’s nuclear war. Pretty good excuse. Round 3: Burn pit legislation gets approval in the house but insiders arent sure if it will even see a vote in the Senate. Pretty damn typical if you ask us. Round 4: Russian pows give stirring speech. Many veterans in the western world have asked people to not share the video. We’ll give you the reasons why but also get into whether or not we agree with that stance. Round 5: Interview with Jennifer Cafarella, the Chief of Staff @TheStudyofWar & Visiting Fellow @MasonNatSec joins us to break down the Whats Next in Ukrain

Rob O'Neill, ISIS Brides, Tell Soldier Fetishes, and War Updates - On today's ZBT we've got 5 Rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: A United States Congressman from Texas decided to drop his reelection campaign right as the primary races were headed to the polls. Why? Because he was balls deep in the former wife of the ISIS leader. YIKES ROUND 2: Kate wants to tell us about the Pottsdam Giants, one of the most bizarre military units - who were absolute units - of all time. ROUND 3: While the world focuses on Ukraine, things in Afganistan are going completely off the rails. Between mass famine and hunger to women being required to have chaperones again and finally to organ harvesting. The new taliban, it turns out, is the same as the old taliban. ROUND 4: Navy Seal Rob ONeill returns to the show to talk to kate about his new book with Dakokta Meyer. Rob also expresses his love for Dave Portnoy. ROUND 5: War in Ukraine rages on. We give you updates regarding the types of weapons the Russians are using an

On today's ZBT we've got only 3 ROUNDS IN THE MAGAZINE as we spend a lot of time recapping Ukraine/Russia. ROUND 1: Although the war is still is the focus of the entirety of the world, we are gonna talk about some other stuff too because our brains need a break as well. So, we will start with……should we kill every mosquito on planet earth? ROUND 2: Heat waves have caused our beloved honey bees to ejaculate themselves to death. ROUND 3: Of course we are gonna give you an update from Ukraine.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

On today's episode ZBT reacts to the events in the Ukraine as Russian forces invade. There's one round, but a lot to unpack. This is our reaction to what's going on. Presented by WhistlePig Whiskey! -Visit piggybackcraftcocktail.com for more info and make sure you grab a box in select stores! - Go to rockyboots.com enter the code ZBT at check out for 25% off your next pair of boots. Check out Barstool Sports for more: http://www.barstoolsports.com Follow Zero Blog Thirty here: Facebook: https://facebook.com/zeroblog30/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/zeroblog30 Instagram: http://instagram.com/zeroblog30You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

On today's show we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: Classic case of good initiative, bad judgment. A former Georgia state employee now faces criminal charges after she allegedly faked multiple pregnancies for paid time off. ROUND 2: Who among us has not gone to a sleepover for teens, gotten hammered drunk & called them “acne fuckers”? Well, I certainly haven’t but now at least Kate has something in common with a U.S. House candidate. ROUND 3: An elementary school kid should be a 5 star recruit for all military recruiters in about 10 years. He wishes a mother fuckin zombie would. ROUND 4: “We’re all going to decide the fate of Ukraine today.” Newest Netflix drama or is it just Putin deciding on war via a bizarre, scripted meeting broadcast to all? ROUND 5: There are reports coming out about a Tank wreaking havoc in CaliforniaYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBl

On today's show we've got 4 Rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Update the safety brief: The Army is making soldiers light themselves on fire. Round 2: The National Guard in Texas is trying to unionize. Whoa Round 3: If you do get stuck on a long deployment or activation, you might need a side hustle. We’ve got some great ideas for you that arent all sexual favors. Lets be honest though. Over the pants HJs still pay the bills. Round 4: Our guy Kyle came up with a list of the dumbest rules in the military. We are gonna judge them.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

On today's show it's a Valentine's Day Edition and we've got 5 Rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Many people are saying that the Department of Defense should spend billions of dollars on cows. Seems stupid, right? It should only seem stupid if youre an idiot. Round 2: Woman showed remarkable situational awareness over the weekend. As a result, her wordle loving mama isnt dead. Round 3: Finally all of you nasty little worms who love having your dick skinners all toasty can achieve your hand warmth via a new technology that makes me sick. Round 4: More reporting on the exit from Afghanistan reveals just how dire the situation really was. Round 5: An update about Ukraine from the real expertsYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30