Synopsis
Zero Blog Thirty is a military podcast presented by Barstool Sports that's listenable for the most crusty of veterans, the bootest of boots, or people who have never touched a weapon in their life. Through the eyes of enlisted Marines and a West Point trained officer, Zero Blog Thirty is like sitting at the online-bar of the VFW and having a virtual cold one with your buddies.
Episodes
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Hunter Biden Pays For Hookers Using Cash App
01/07/2022 Duration: 01h26minOn today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine and they are brought to you by WHISTLE PIG! Round #1: Hooker chat! Hunter Biden was banging some strange in Russia. Was Sleepy Joe paying for…. Pussy? Kinda? Round #2: Warrior Monk AKA Chaos AKA Mad Dog General Mattis AKA…. Hubby??? That’s right, the former 4 star & defense secretary got married this past week & he did it in the most Marine Corps way possible Round #3: Kate goes down a rabbit hole following a terrible chlorine gas explosion in Jordan Round #4: Losing your weapon? Embarrassing. Losing your weapon at a butterfly sanctuary? Beautiful, yes, but even more embarrassing. Round #5: The 4th of July is upon us, and did you know one of the top fireworks makers in the world is a big time military contractor??You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30
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What The F', America?!
28/06/2022 Duration: 01h12minOn today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Good initiative, bad judgement. Woman paid would-be car thief to steal her own car from a repair shop. It didnt go well. In fact, it went bad. Round 2: Adapt. Improvise. Overcome via mummified cats. Round 3: The world is falling apart. One Swiss hotel has the remedy and it involves a zero star hotel. Round 4: A new device has entered the military space. We’re gonna tell you if you can see people naked with it. Round 5:. We are gonna find out which branch of the military Kate should join if she were to do it right now. SUPPORT THE SHOW! SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! WHISTLE PIG - Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WhistlePigBSS or at a local retailer. BETTER HELP - Go to https://barstool.link/BetterHelpZBT for 10% off your first month ROCKY BOOTS - Go to https://barstool.link/RockyBootsBSS and enter the code ZBT at check out for 25% off your next pair of boots.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube.
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West Point Grad Bombs Military History Quiz
24/06/2022 Duration: 01h04minOn today's show we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Update the safety brief: a man contracted a new antibiotic-resistant 'super gonorrhea' strain after having sex on an international trip Round 2: 23-year-old Kate is at a bar down the shore and Bob Lemmons walks in. What do you do? Round 3: 10th Mountain Commander Says Leaders Need to Leave Soldiers Alone After Hours Round 4: In maybe the most smoke-pit inspired conversation of all time, we’re gonna talk about how Amazon wants your dead relatives to be able to speak to you. Is that an OPSEC issue? Round 5: ZBT JeopardyYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30
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Biden's Bike Blunder Is Cannon-Fodder For Our Enemies ... Right?
21/06/2022 Duration: 01h05minOn today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Good initiative/ bad judgment. A company decided to have its employees walk on coals at a party. 12 ambulances were involved. Round 2: You all know we love science, but do we love science enough to start breathing out of our butts? Or into our butts. We’ll find out in round 2. Round 3: Tactical toilets: they are a thing and they are glorious. Round 4: China was supposed to do a joint training event with Russia. China backed out because Russia was trying to be too fetch and flashy. Classic Russia Round 5: A police officer in Wales who touched his colleague's penis and shouted 'it’s a small one' has been sacked. - ZBT is presented by Whistle Pig Rye! Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WPZBT or at a local retailer. - Roman - Go to https://barstool.link/RomanZBT to get your first month of Swipes for just $5 when you chose a monthly plan - SimpliSafe - Customize the perfect system for your home at https://barstool.link/SimplisafeZBT
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Cop Finds A Gun In A Woman's Yaknow
17/06/2022 Duration: 01h16minOn today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: A good guy with a fork lift thwarts a would-be robber proving that we do not need fork lift control. Round 2: It’s time we remind you that every person you search must be searched thoroughly because if you dont, there is no tellin whats inside one of them coochies. Round 3: Update the safety brief: while it’s important to clean up our areas when camping, we must pay attention to the warning signs or else you could cause a state-wide fire simply because you wiped your own ass. Round 4: China might have discovered the communication from aliens. The US also ups the budget for UFO research. Curiouser and curisouser. Round 5: Wanna buy an artillery round that will end up going up the russian military’s assholes? Well, we will tell ya how.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30
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Joe Biden Commits Stolen Valor | Zero Blog Thirty
14/06/2022 Duration: 01h04minOn today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Station beautification has arrived in Sweden. Throwing away trash is likely to end up with someone feelin very very horny. Round 2: Lots of people swear by military-grade things. Military-grade gummy bears could leave you in a world of hurt. Round 3: Stolen Valor Joe Biden? I mean, yeah. Kinda. If youre gonna clown Madison Cawthorn about it, Joe deserves the same thing. Round 4: It is with a heavy heart that we announce that Johnny Kim is back at it again. Round 5: JD Vance deserves to be called an Ex Marine if what being reported is trueYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30
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The Stories Of A (EOD) Bomb Tech Legend
10/06/2022 Duration: 01h05minOn today's ZBT we've got 4 Rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: We talked about weird barracks pets last week, and this week we bring you the fascinating tale of Ming the NYC Tiger who lived in a small apartment in Harlem ROUND 2: An Army chief warrant officer and his wife are accused of stealing over $2MILLION dollars worth of military gear which only confirms my suspicians that we nevvvver really know what cheif warrant officers are up to… ROUND 3: Our beloved CWO Bobby Yarbrough, basically the Parris Island PR guy who roasts dickheads like a grill master, well he’s at it again as folks lose their minds over Pride Month. ROUND 4: Badass of the week - A legend of the EOD (bomb tech) world retired last month and we’re going to share a few of his stories because my God, what an impressive person. You’ll be feeling ready to run through a brick wall into the weekend when we’re doneYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. F
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Wedding Season Integrity Violations
07/06/2022 Duration: 01h10minOn today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: A civilian brethren in the dick drawing game hath been taken down by Arizona police, let’s pour one out for the city’s infamous ‘Penis Man’ ROUND 2: Yes, we’re talking about Top Gun again, but hear us out!!! The only thing high this time are recruiting numbers! Got some cool stats for ya. ROUND 3: If you ever deployed to the middle east you know that dust storms could be a major problem… well they are getting worse & really throwing a kink in daily life there ROUND 4: We are smack dab in the middle of wedding season which begs the question - do you need to feed your guests? We have an AITA that tests that very issue ROUND 5: Troops are driving buses, substitute teaching, and now… some think it’s them who should be in control of attempting to stop school shootings…You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30
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ZBT Spills Their Seed All Over The Internet
03/06/2022 Duration: 01h16minOn today's show we've got 5 rounds in the magazine .. Round 1: The squad is getting old. But, we were young at the greatest time to be young. Pre-internet, pre-cell phones, and smack dab in the middle of the N64 era. Round 2: Katie Fun Bar Facts leads you into the weekend, ending with THEE hottest weed before weed in Roman times… A magical, all-encompassing plant that was part condiment, part condom, put on coins, smuggled & stolen, sold on the black market & has mysteriously vanished… OoOoOooO Round 3: If you have hate in your heart, let it out. Round 4: As longtime listeners know, I loved my time in Japan. Because of that, I wanna tell you about my favorite Sumo wrestler fact! Round 5: Our bodies are wild. WhistlePig Whiskey - Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WhistlePigBSS or at a local retailer. Barstool Store - Shop the Father's Day collection at https://store.barstoolsports.com/collections/barstool-sports-fathers-dayYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spot
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23 Things Every Veteran MUST Have In Common
01/06/2022 Duration: 01h19minOn today's ZBT we've got 4 Rounds in the magazine ... WARNING: There are SOME TOP GUN SPOILERS! Recap of Top Gun that does not include how high Kate was ... Round 1: After a long weekend, we need to do some barracks inspections to make sure there isnt a duck in your room doing quack. Round 2: Are we washed veterans? The military times released a list that has 23 things every veteran has for life. Do we fit in still? We’ll find out I guess. Im worried about Kate though. Round 3: Adapt, improvise, and overcome. One Airman did that with his uniform and we salute him. Round 4: 75000 afghan refugees need help. We are gonna talk about what we can all do to be that help. - Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WhistlePigBSS or at a local retailer. - Go to https://barstool.link/RockyBootsBSS and enter the code ZBT at check out for 25% off your next pair of boots. - Go to https://barstool.link/TaylormadeBSS and use promo code BARSTOOL to create your own Spider GT. - Shop the Father's Day collection at htt
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No Spoilers! Top Gun Premiere Reactions
27/05/2022 Duration: 01h45minOn today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Easily one of the best parts about joining the military is the friends you met a long the way which leads us to the obvious question: can you identify a friend simply by tasting their piss? Round 2: Sound the lunk alarm. A bodybuilder in Florida is set to do his sets in federal prison after reporting he could only squat 10lbs at the VA and then bragging about his 500lb squats at Planet Fitness. Round 3: update the safety brief: Kate sat down with some puddle hoppers to talk about what the coast guard really does during this national boat safety week. Round 4: Russian Maverick comes out of retirement in his 60s to fly again. Spoiler Alert: he gets shot down. Round 5: With memorial day weekend here, it was a fitting time for the names of the bases named after confederate traitors to be replaced with honorable men and women or… concepts. Support our sponsors! WhistlePig Whiskey - Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WhistlePigBSS or at
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15 Days Without Sexual Harassment = Casual Fridays
24/05/2022 Duration: 01h13minOn today's ZBT we've got 4 rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: People in Delaware were calling the cops this past weekend for a noise complaint… and the party they were trying to break up? An air show ROUND 2: When the Bank of Zambia got hacked they responded swiftly in the most Marine Corps way possible - by trolling the hackers with dicks ROUND 3: Going on leave? Don’t forget to send your higher ups all your bank account details! ROUND 4: Kate interviews Christian Borys of Saint JavelinYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30
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It's Hard To Ruin Motorboatin, But One Captain Certainly Did Just That
20/05/2022 Duration: 01h41minOn today's ZBT we've got 4 rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: We’d be remiss if we didn’t address this immediately… Motor-boat-gate is making major waves across the Army right now.. Will anything change in its wake? Probably not! ROUND 2: George Bush had a big time SNAFU moment this week which brings up the topic of Freudian slips ROUND 3: Terrible news, Congress is losing their right to exercise… on Peleton bikes for free. ROUND 4: Will Hurd InterviewYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30
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Kate's Jordan Flu Game (But Diarrhea)
17/05/2022 Duration: 51minOn today's show we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... ZBT May 16 Round 1: Calling a man bald is the same level of sexual harrassment as saying “let me see that dick, big boy” according to a tribunal ruling. Round 2: If you could turn a natural disaster into a weapon, what type of disaster would you choose and why is it a hurricane gun? Round 3: Russians are being tracked and hunted by their cell phone usage. Will memes cause them to lose the war? Hopefully. Round 4: We do a little “Thank You For Your Service Goofin” from time to time but sometimes it doesnt go smoothly and you get super embarrassed at an IKEA. Round 5: Could you eat an entire rattlesnake? Probably not, you pussy.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30
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Leader Makes Subordinate Drink His Phlegm: Fair or Foul?
13/05/2022 Duration: 01h29minOn today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: Police in Thailand have arrested a self-touted holy man whose band of followers were said to have consumed his urine and phlegm as a cure for illnesses. As a result, we will be updating the safety brief. ROUND 2: The baby formula shortage is so bad right now that politicians are getting involved, and commissaries on military bases around the globe are feeling the pinch ROUND 3: 6 Year Old Runs marathon and that might not be the best idea. ROUND 4: Alex Horton of the Washington Post recently returned from Ukraine. We’ll get an update from him about all the events on the ground. ROUND 5: A soldier sadly died after being attacked by a bear on base and we looked into some of the situations soldiers in Alaska found themselves in. It’s a wild place to be stationed for sure.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30
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BETRAYAL
10/05/2022 Duration: 01h09minOn today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Betrayal Round 2: #NotMyBarstool and #NotMyArmy. The Army has announced Drill Sergeants will no longer be screaming in the faces of the new recruits. Sad. Round 3: Curiouser and curiouser. More Russian energy heads are waking up dead. Some of them with toad toxins running through their veins at a rate that has never been seen. Round 4: Mark Esper is releasing a book and it talks about the craziest shit youve heard so far this week. Round 5: Your internet history might be your most protected information. What would you hate to see released the most?You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30
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How Roe vs. Wade Impacts Military Members
06/05/2022 Duration: 45minOn today's show there's only 1 Round in the magazine. 1. Roe vs. Wade Discussion We have a special guest who talks about her experience. Also, Kate and Chaps dive into how this decision impacts Military members.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30
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Barstool Employees Reveal Their Porn History
03/05/2022 Duration: 01h08minOn today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Accountability matters. A British MP, and not the kind that Kate and I were, resigns in disgrace because he’s a tractor-loving integrity violator. Round 2: Braver than the US Marines. A gentleman has stepped up and done the unthinkable. Selflessness isnt a strong enough word. Round 3: A little bit of a military Am I The Asshole Round 4: A future Air Force Academy cadet had a lovely news article written about him after he was accepted to all five service academies. That’s not something he’ll regret, right? Round 5: Florida Man decides to steal some valor from his brother for a few years and ends up going to do a tiny bid in the federal prison system. That, plus more twin facts!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30
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Trump Is Afraid Of Tomatoes And Biden Is A Zombie
29/04/2022 Duration: 01h23minOn today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... LIBERTY IS SECURED THIS WEEKEND ROUND 1: update the safety brief: if you’re going to political rallies, look alive. There might be dangerous fruits being tossed and that shit could kill you. ROUND 2: Remember when Ukraine shot down that Russian transport plane killing hundreds of soldiers in the early days of the invasion? Turns out U.S. intel paved the way for that, along with much more ROUND 3: Navy Chief tells ship full of demoralized, traumatized Sailors, “At least you’re not in the trenches like Marines!” ROUND 4: Two oddball fellas were living in D.C.’s Navy Yard, impersonating federal agents, & buying friendships by paying the rent and gifting high tech toys to several Secret Service & Homeland Security folks… who somehow did not find that weird in any way… ROUND 5: Liberty is secured. Everybody say thanks, Madison Cawthron.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-fr
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Elon Musk The Commander In Chief Of Twitter
26/04/2022 Duration: 01h06minOn today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine .... ROUND 1: A delightful tale of beautiful head. No, we aint talkin Blow Jibbers… A Luxury Bathroom curated by the troops @ Joint Base Lewis McChord will make you wanna flush every other latrine youve ever been to. ROUND 2: Attention to detail remains important. A couple of inspectors at the Mexico= US Border discovered that some strawberry puree would leave you tweaking if you were to add it to your morning smoothie. ROUND 3: Heroes among us. National forest fighter fighters (no word if they were volunteers or not) help rescue a woman who was in a precarious situation deep inside the woods. ROUND 4: Some virtual fisticuffs happened this weekend. A Mil spouse battle took place on facebook and it’s an even more intense rivalry than Army/Navy games. Round 5: Elon Musk chat because we work on the internet and we have to or else it would be dereliction of duty.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members