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Send us a textWe discuss yet another bizarre new trend among teenagers who are too cool to get high the old fashioned way, and the alleged hate crime against actor Jussie Smollett that has (probably) turned out to be a scam. Fun times!

Send us a textWe discuss the AAF kickoff and how it differs from the NFL, the idiotic Green New Deal proposed by Democrats that includes getting rid of planes, cars and farting cows, and a new movie with a mind bogglingly awful twist you have to see to believe.

Send us a textThis week we're all about the Super Bowl, from the awful Tom Brady to the awful halftime show, and everything in between.

Send us a textWe've got a whole smorgasbord of topics this week, including community scooters, weird sports you can find on ESPN2, a really creepy bug in FaceTime, the government reopening (for now), New York's crazy new abortion law, DNA tests, and M. Night Shyamalan's trilogy capper Glass.

Send us a textWe discuss the stupid people doing the Bird Box challenge, the Gillette ad tackling toxic masculinity that has taken the nation by storm, how the government shutdown is affecting the Coast Guard and TSA, and Catholic school teenagers who had a run-in with a Native American man that has apparently been distorted by the media.

Send us a textWe follow up on our story about Go Fund Me-ing the wall and the government shutdown, discuss the possibility of Trump being re-elected and who might run against him, a human vegetable having a baby, and the leading candidate for worst movie of the decade.

Send us a textHappy New Year! We're back from break talking about another unhinged person with Trump Derangement Syndrome, the government shutting down for the second time this year, the Go Fund Me started to raise money to build The Wall and could it possibly be a giant scam? Plus some great new movies to watch to kick off the new year.

Send us a textWe discuss the latest victims of the 2018 Twitter Witch Hunt, creepy social media ads, some really dumb advice from PETA and why they don't treat animals as well as they like to make you think, and what may be our biggest dumbass yet.

Send us a textWe discuss the dumbest name ever, Tumblr banning porn and all other adult content, and a bunch of stuff from our childhood that 2018 has deemed offensive.

Send us a textWe discuss some new memes that have taken the internet by storm, the news we've all been waiting for that salad is bad for you, Pornhub's bizarre new fashion line, and whether policy or character should have more effect on who we vote for.

Send us a textWe discuss a really dumb 911 call, why Florida always sucks so bad at counting votes, why Jim Acosta sucks, and why him being banned from the White House means nothing for the Freedom of the Press.

Send us a textWe get into all the nitty gritty details of the midterms, what the next two years might have in store, and why Freddie Mercury might be the greatest frontman of all time.

Send us a textWe're back! We discuss the "MAGA Bomber" who has allegedly terrorized high profile Democrats, why Trump might actually be more honest than we think, Megyn Kelly's comments on blackface and whether or not it should be considered offensive, the new Halloween sequel, and the controversy around the role of the flag in First Man.

Send us a textWe discuss things you shouldn't put up your body crevices, the Red Sox being a bunch of cheaters, Elizabeth Warren's hilariously backfiring DNA test "proving" she's Native American, Kanye West pissing off all the liberals by going to the White House, and how Lady Gaga is actually a pretty good actress.

Send us a textWe're back! This episode we're talking about a really explosive gender reveal party, why those are kind of stupid in general, how bad we're currently sucking at fantasy football, updates on the Brett Kavanaugh Supreme Court circus, the new "surprisingly doesn't suck" Venom movie and how much of a badass Tom Hardy is, and learn that one of us is much (much) better at spelling than the other.

Send us a textWe discuss the circus surrounding Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh and how the #metoo movement has become a political weapon, whether or not all women with sexual assault allegations can be believed, and why can't you ever find a flashlight when you need one?

Send us a textWe discuss some hurricane related fake news, the state of the DC Universe and why we might not see Superman for a while, and the controversial decision to remove Helen Keller and Hillary Clinton from the history curriculum in Texas.

Send us a textWe discuss the return of football and how our fantasy teams are starting out, Nike making the controversial decision to make Colin Kaepernick the face of their new ad campaign, and celebrities are dropping like flies.

Send us a textWe finish our discussion on door-to-door salespeople, discuss the passing of John McCain, and the best way to lose your NASA internship.

Send us a textWe're drinking heavily this episode and discussing Nate turning 30, final parting words for MoviePass, how to deal with door-to-door salespeople and why people get into those jobs in the first place, and some drunken facts about the megalodon shark.