Synopsis
Social media fights, awkward holiday gatherings, sports, no matter where you go, politics has permeated every aspect of our lives. Join Matt, Pete and Mario as they try to recondition their brains in order to "check out" from politics and get back to what's enjoyable about life. Often irreverent, sometimes insightful, but always funny. Join the guys and make light of this heavy handed world.
Episodes
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Checked Out In Jersey Episode 702-Part 1- The Banter- New Sounds on The Soundboard, Pete's Local Celebrity Status and "Our Wonderful Town of Denville"
19/01/2018 Duration: 32minWe've adopted a new system of uploads. From now on (until it proves to be more work than its worth) we will upload the three major segments of the show seperately for ease of use on the listener's end and statistical purposes. Those segments are Banter, Interview/Game Show and News and Commentary. In this segment, Matt introduces some new sound drops to the board, Pete tells how he became a local celebrity and ex symbol with the females over 65 crowd and how Facebook groups for towns and neighbors remind us of just how awful social media can be. The road to Hell is paved with good intentions and these groups prove it. LINKS www.bigboxofmagic.com Promo BOX4DAD www.thepatriotmilitia.com promo CHECKED OUT www.admiralairtech.com mention the show for discounts!! www.facebook.com/checkedoutnj Twitter and Insta @CheckedOutNJ COIJ is produced by the New Jersey Podcast Guys (www.njpodcastguys.com) Opening theme "Tilt-a-Whirl" by Jimmie Vaughn & the Tilt-a-Whirl Band
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Checked Out In Jersey Episode 701- The Worst Show Ever
12/01/2018 Duration: 01h24minThe title says it all. Matt received tragic news the night before this Facebook Live broadcast. LINKS www.bigboxofmagic.com Promo BOX4DAD www.thepatriotmilitia.com promo CHECKED OUT www.admiralairtech.com mention the show for discounts!! www.facebook.com/checkedoutnj COIJ is produced by the New Jersey Podcast Guys (www.njpodcastguys.com) Opening theme "Tilt-a-Whirl" by Jimmie Vaughn & the Tilt-a-Whirl Band
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Checked Out's B.O.- Lady Gaga Reminds Us That We're Fat-Asses
09/01/2018 Duration: 12minWhen Lady Gaga did the Superbowl...sorry, "Big Game"... douchebags made fun of her barely noticeable Muffin Top which puts her on par with most women under 40. That got us talking about how genuinely fat we are. COIJ is produced by the New jersey Podcast Guys www.njpodcastguys.com
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Checked Out's B.O.- The Gilbert Gottfried Show
09/01/2018 Duration: 53minFull analysis with real audio of Matt, Pete and Daddio Sugar's night on the town to see and meet Gilbert Gottfried. This wasn't just your run-of-the-mill trip to a stand up show. COIJ is produced by the New Jersey Podcast Guys www.njpodcastguys.com
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Checked Outs B.O.- The Kevin Interdonato Interview
03/01/2018 Duration: 26min"One of the finest actors since Olivier"- Rex Reed "Interdonato makes John Wayne look like a pussy"- President Donald J. Trump "I can't believe those two bozos on Checked Out got an interview with Kevin Interdonato and I didn't!"- Barbara Walters "I feel comfortable knowing that when I retire, Matt Josephs will be able to be the man known for the most interesting interviews around."- Howard Stern We'll just let these quotes stand on their own. COIJ is produced by the New Jersey Podcast Guys www.njpodcastguys.com @KevinIntro www.badfrankmovie.com
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Checked Out In Jersey BONUS Episode- Top 5 Pet Peeves
03/01/2018 Duration: 21minYou have pet peeves. We all have them. Do yours match up with ours? Take a listen COIJ is produced by the New Jersey Podcast Guys www.njpodcastguys.com
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Checked Out's B.O.- Jason Patrick Fills In For Zain's World
03/01/2018 Duration: 59minJason Patrick is our "go-to" guy when we need someone to fill in for Zain. Before this episode he asked if Matt wanted him to find a few articles for the Zain's World portion of the show. He picked some winners. COIJ is produced by the New Jersey Podcast Guys www.njpodcastguys.com
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Checked Out's B.O.- Country Jeff Calls In Before the Show
03/01/2018 Duration: 16minEvery once in a while something odd happens right before showtime. On this particular occasion, Tony Germinario was with us and had tweeted the phone number about 20 minutes before we went on. A fella by the name of "Country Jeff", from the Kid Chris Show, called in...drunk...as a skunk...and didn't know who he was talking to. COIJ is produced by the New Jersey Podcast Guys www.njpodcastguys.com
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Checked Out's B.O.- Superfan Lyndon Wells's Favorite Moments From 2017
31/12/2017 Duration: 35minFamed British movie critic and new third-wheel on Down the Hall Podcast, Lyndon Wells, is a Superfan of the show. His commute to work is made just a tick easier because of our dulcet tones of our voice...or was it "dull tones"? Regardless, he sent us a list of his favorite moments on the show. Here are the three that translate best into a "best of". Enjoy COIJ is produced by the New Jersey Podcast Guys www.njpodcastguys.com
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Checked Out's B.O.- The Teachers' Convention is BS
31/12/2017 Duration: 14minIn this listener requested B.O., we discuss the major fraud that is the teachers' convention. It's controversial because it's true. ;-) COIJ is produced by the New Jersey Podcast Guys
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Checked Out's B.O.- Chet and Rodney's Favorite Moments
27/12/2017 Duration: 20minChet and Rodney from Down the Hall Podcast joined us last Spring. Each week they come on and tell us about the movie they're recommending for us all on that week's episode of their show. As time went on we talked less and less about the movie of the week and more with Chet and Rodney to get to know them as people. Not only have we discovered that they're great guys, but we also learned that they giggle like 12 year old boys when Matt burps like a 12 year old boy. Some things never go away with age. We asked Chet and Rodney to compile a list of their favorite appearances on the show and this is what we got. What's your favorite moment from them? Tell us in an email checkedoutnj@gmail.com @downthehallguys www.downthehallpodcast.com COIJ is produced by the New Jersey Podcast Guys www.njpodcastguys.com
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Checked Out's B.O.- Zain and Lea's First Time On The Show and Yoko Ono
27/12/2017 Duration: 24minEverybody loves the new addition of Zain and Lea to the show. But do you remember when they were guests first? They were and they were good. This is when we ask Lea if she is the Yoko Ono of Zain's band, "Whateverwise". But, seeing as how "Whateverwise" is just Zain, that fell short. But Yoko didn't... COIJ is produced by the New jersey Podcast Guys www.njpodcastguys.com
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Checked Out's B.O- Conspiracy Theories with EJ Koelsch
27/12/2017 Duration: 23minFrom episode 613: EJ Koelsch joins us to talk about 9-11 conspiracy theories. This is a listener submitted best of moment. Enjoy. COIJ is produced by the New jersey Podcast Guys www.njpodcastguys.com
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Checked Out's Best Of (BO)- Billy Webster Performs "Its Hard To Be A Lib Cuck On Christmas" Live On Checked Out In Jersey
16/12/2017 Duration: 04minOn the 2017 finale, Billy Webster took a joke about having a song prepared called "It's Hard To Be A Libcuck On Christmas" to actually dreaming it up the night before the show (Listen to episode 624 to hear the full story). With no rehearsal and only a bunch of lyrics on his page, he performed a song that would make any Proud Boy laugh and any libcuck cry. Enjoy this heart-warming modern-day Christmas Carol that will knock Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You" out of the record books as most successful non-traditional Christmas song ever written.
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Checked Out In Jersey Episode 624- 2017 Finale Happy Christmas From Decomposition Podcast, Daddio Claus, Billy Webster
16/12/2017 Duration: 02h43minWell, 2017 has come to a close for us and it’s been quite a year. We’ve met interesting guests, had some funny, sad, serious and gassy moments, ambushed celebrities in brewery parking lots and bar lobbies with Daddio Sugar and debuted what will soon be a classic Christmas song by Billy Webster, “It’s Hard To Be A Lib-Cuck On Christmas”. Remember that, folks. You heard it here FIRST. Literally here. In this episode. Whats most exciting for us is how our audience grew thrice times over since starting up again early this year. Many reasons have been suggested for that and, believe us, if we knew what the actual reason is we’d do more of it. But we’re happy that you are with us for whatever reason that may be and we truthfully hope you’re happy hanging out with us each week. So, in this finale for 2017/Christmas Spectacular, the show opens with Daddio Claus taking phones calls from some of the listeners children. Lo and behold, they all want a Big Box of Magic; a perfect gift for that magical person in your lif
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Checked Out In Jersey Episode 623- John David Booter from Done Disappeared, Gilbert Gottfried, Tony Germinario, Daddio Sugar and the Kielbasa Queen
09/12/2017 Duration: 02h24minOh what a wonderful show we have for you again! All we need to say is John David Booter from "Done Disappeared", the haunting true crime podcast that is taking the world by storm, Gilbert Gottfried and Daddio Sugar do schtick along with The Screamer and Zain and Lea are back! Plus! Tony Germinario sits in and does a great Gilbert Gottfried impression. All this and more! LINKS www.bigboxofmagic.com Promo BOX4DAD www.thepatriotmilitia.com promo CHECKED OUT www.admiralairtech.com mention Checked Out In Jersey for discounts!! Like us then watch us LIVE Thursdays at 8 eastern www.facebook.com/checkedoutnj WATCH "Bad Frank " ALREADY! www.badfrankmovie.com COIJ is produced by the New Jersey Podcast Guys (www.njpodcastguys.com) Opening theme "Tilt-a-Whirl" by Jimmie Vaughn & the Tilt-a-Whirl Band
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Checked Out In Jersey Episode 622- Heart Attacks, Thanksgiving Gas, Matt Finishes Jackie Martling's Book and Crazy News
28/11/2017 Duration: 02h06minWe've gotten over the first hurdle of the dreaded Holiday Season. This year's was a real "gas". In this rare (kinda) Monday night live show, Matt and Pete welcome Jason Patrick as he fills in for Zain. Matt laments Zain and Lea's absence, yet again. Matt and Pete talk about going to see Gilbert Gottfried who will be at the Stanhope House with friend-of-the-show and stand-up comedian, Francesco Paladino. Also: -Matt finishes Jackie Martling's book - Jason takes the reins on "Zain's World" - The NFL allows dancing in the endzone again in order to win back viewers (as if THAT'S the reason why people have been tuning out) Y MAS! There's still time to get a ticket to see Francesco and Gilbert at the Stanhope House this Thursday, November 30. Click here LINKS www.bigboxofmagic.com Promo BOX4DAD www.thepatriotmilitia.com promo CHECKED OUT www.admiralairtech.com mention the show for discounts!! www.facebook.com/checkedoutnj COIJ is produced by the New Jersey Podcast Guys (www.njpodcastguys.com) Opening theme "T
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Checked out In Jersey Episode 621- Jackie the Jokeman Martling and Collective Lot
18/11/2017 Duration: 02h01minMatt has been in contact with Jackie "the Joke Man" Martling for a few weeks now. He's trying to get him on the show. Well, in this episode, Matt sends Daddio Sugar and his cousin Seamus down to Buck Hill Brewery and Restaurant in Blairstown, where Jackie had a show on November 16, to deliver a tub of meatballs and a ig Box of Magic. Why? LISTEN Our guest in this episode is Tae from the Collective Lot, a group of creative individuals who remind us all that "to be human is to be creative". Also, Zain is pissing out his ass from Dengue Fever or something and couldn't make it and, instead, spent the evening listening to our Facebook Live broadcast while torturing Lea by making her stay with him as he stinks the house up. LINKS www.collectivelot.com INSTAGRAM @CollectiveLot www.buckhillbrewery.com www.bigboxofmagic.com Promo BOX4DAD www.thepatriotmilitia.com promo CHECKED OUT www.admiralairtech.com mention the show for discounts!! www.facebook.com/checkedoutnj COIJ is produced by the New Jersey Podcast Gu
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Checked Out In Jersey Episode 620- Millennial Dating Terms Texas Shooting The Fraudulent Teachers Convention
08/11/2017 Duration: 02h11minThis week's show is all screwed up because Peter forgot his anniversary. You'll just have to listen to learn how that works. So that means we did our Facebook Live show on Tuesday instead of Thursday. If you listen to this on iTunes or another podcast app, that doesn't matter to your except that you get two uploaded this week. Hooray for you. Also, it means that Zain and Lea couldn't make it but they call in anyway. In this epsiode, Matt and Pete discuss Millennial dating terms which, if we're being honest, just makes us hate them even more, the church shooting in Texas, and, finally, teachers conventions. Here in Jersey (maybe you have them in other states as well) our teachers union has a convention in the beginning of November. Everyone has a long weekend. Few teachers attend. Yet one brave teacher had the audacity to criticize parents for taking an extra day or two to pull their children out of school this week for a family vacation. This teacher is brave an audacious because he, like 99% of teachers he
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Checked Out In Jersey- Episode 619- Another Game of Busey or Bullshit with Bad Frank Director Tony Germinario Daddio Sugars Box and Kevin Spacey's Frank Underwood-like Attempt to Gay-Deflect Fails
03/11/2017 Duration: 02h55minThe great filmmaker, Tony Germinario, sits in with us to discuss his latest film, Matt's amazing performance in his last one, to play our hit game show "Busey or Bullshit" and to comment on the news of the day while in Zain's World. But not before we discuss a strange call we received from a Kidd Chris whackpacker-type named Country Jeff Dust, introduce our new sponsor, Admiral Air Tech, and receive a phone call from Daddio Sugar as he shares a gift he left at the studio for Tony. This is a longer show than normal because we were just having too much fun. We hope you do too! LINKS www.bigboxofmagic.com Promo BOX4DAD www.thepatriotmilitia.com promo CHECKED OUT www.admiralairtech.com mention the show for discounts!! www.facebook.com/checkedoutnj COIJ is produced by the New Jersey Podcast Guys (www.njpodcastguys.com) Opening theme "Tilt-a-Whirl" by Jimmie Vaughn & the Tilt-a-Whirl Band Zain's World Articles Once a loon always a loon https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4817491/john-lennon-death-mark-cha