Synopsis
Social media fights, awkward holiday gatherings, sports, no matter where you go, politics has permeated every aspect of our lives. Join Matt, Pete and Mario as they try to recondition their brains in order to "check out" from politics and get back to what's enjoyable about life. Often irreverent, sometimes insightful, but always funny. Join the guys and make light of this heavy handed world.
Episodes
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Checked Out In Jersey Episode 618- JFK Doc Dump, Trunk or Treat is Lame and Governor Christie's Belly Sits In On The News
29/10/2017 Duration: 02h11minNew Jersey governor Chris Christie is wrappig up his last term in office and Governor Christie's Belly spends the whole last hour with us for the last time as the Belly of a sitting governor. We are truly honored. Other topics covered in this exciting episode are the release of more documents related to the JFK Assassination that will tell us nothing about anyone but Oswald being the assassin, Harvey Weinstein and his Red Wings, this stupid and lame new tradition known as "trunk or treat" and more! Zain's World Articles http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/10/22/x-rated-classroom-party-gets-teacher-fired-from-florida-school.html https://www.advocate.com/transgender/2017/10/23/jenna-jameson-slams-playboys-first-trans-model-series-transphobic-tweets http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/corey-feldman-hollywood-paedophile-ring-campaign-launched-sexual-abuse-assault-harassment-harvey-a8020396.html https://www.theguardian.com/film/2017/oct/26/ashley-judd-bargained-escape-harvey-weinstein-
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Checked Out In Jersey Episode 617-Parks and Rec is Real A Listener Asks About Polyamory and Movie Trivia
20/10/2017 Duration: 02h30min** Please forgive the lower-quality audio. "Someone" (Peter) forgot to record the audio so we pulled it from the Facebook live video.** Of course crazy news comes out the week we take off. There's so much ground covered in this episode. We begin with talking about just how close the NBC show "Parks and Recreation" was to nailing local government. Then we move on to a question sent to us by a listener about including a third person in a relationship. We take a short break from the heavy stuff to play "Yippee Ki-yay, Matt and Pete", a movie-trivia game created by our buddy Chet, from Down the Hall Podcast. Then we dig into the news. From Alex Jones throwing a chair because of demonic tranny story time to "The Bearded Shrek", Harvey Weinstein, we leave no stone unturned. Also, we coin the phrase "Shreking", which is defined as: a sexual fetish in which good looking people seek out bad looking people because that turns them on somehow. LINKS www.bigboxofmagic.com Promo BOX4DAD www.thepatriotmilitia.com
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Checked Out In Jersey Episode 616- The Las Vegas Shooting and "D" on Adam Corolla
07/10/2017 Duration: 02h18minThe #VegasShooting by Stephen Paddock has rocked the nation and the information that has been coming out since only adds confusion and uncertainty to the mix. In the first segment of the show, it's business as usual. After the break, we open the phones and read comments from the live feed on Facebook as we discuss the shooting. LINKS www.bigboxofmagic.com Promo BOX4DAD www.thepatriotmilitia.com promo CHECKED OUT www.facebook.com/checkedoutnj COIJ is produced by the New Jersey Podcast Guys (www.njpodcastguys.com) Opening theme "Tilt-a-Whirl" by Jimmie Vaughn & the Tilt-a-Whirl Band
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Checked Out In Jersey Episode 615- Billy Webster, Daddio Sugar, #TakeTheKnee, Jackie The Jokemans Tell-All and more
02/10/2017 Duration: 01h11minWe continue with Billy Webster when a special guest pops in. That's right, Daddio Sugar surprises us with a visit and a gift. Zain continues to wax philosophical as we try to get through the news. The stroies we cover are the #Taketheknee controversy, Jackie "The Jokeman" Martiling's tell-all book and Megyn Kelly's tanking career since she left Fox News (here's a hint, Meg, they showed your legs on Fox and old farts like them. Feminists and cucks who watch NBC don't appreciate your looks.) And more! LINKS www.bigboxofmagic.com Promo BOX4DAD www.thepatriotmilitia.com promo CHECKED OUT www.facebook.com/checkedoutnj Produced by the New Jersey Podcast Guys www.njpodcastguys.com
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Checked Out In Jersey Episode 614- Singer-Songwriter Billy Webster
29/09/2017 Duration: 01h29minThe Great Billy Webster stops by to talk his music. But first, Chet and Rodney from Down The Hall Podcast share this week's movie, "Night Owls". LINKS www.bigboxofmagic.com Promo BOX4DAD www.thepatriotmilitia.com promo CHECKED OUT www.facebook.com/checkedoutnj www.downthehallpodcast.com Produced by the New Jersey Podcast Guys www.njpodcastguys.com
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Checked Out In Jersey Episode 613- EJ Koelsch Talks 9-11 Conspiracy Theories
25/09/2017 Duration: 01h50minEJ Koelsch (pronounced "kelsh". I know, right?) of The Revolution Radio Show, had a Facebook debate with Matt a few days ago about 9-11 Conspiracy Theories and leprechauns. EJ suggested Matt have him on the show to discuss it rather than write it. So here he is. 9-11 was a major event for the United States and the people who lived through it, especially in the New York/New Jersey area-- just cuz we're better than the rest of the country and, therefore our pain and grief and struggles are just better than that which is felt anywhere else (just kidding). From that day, almost immediately, as usual, conspiracy theories started. Alex Jones and the amateurish "documentary" Loose Change, really did their part to get the ball rolling. All we know is that there's so much to know about the event that we don't know what the hell happned or who the hell to believe. This isn't a boring, academic-type conversation. It's very real and not always serious. That's the closest thing to a warning you're going to get. We do
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Checked Out In Jersey Episode 612- Zain and Lea Take Their Seats and Pete Converts to Judaism
25/09/2017 Duration: 01h16minZain and Lea Ono join us for their first dry-run show in their new roles as third input and producer. PLUS! Pete doesn't only share a name and waistline with cartoon megastar, Peter Griffin. He also shares the insane belief that if he converts to Judaism, success will just fall on him like mutton on rye. We explore this idea and a caller weighs in. LINKS www.bigboxofmagic.com Promo BOX4DAD www.thepatriotmilitia.com promo CHECKED OUT www.facebook.com/checkedoutnj Produced by the New Jersey Podcast Guys www.njpodcastguys.com
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Checked Out In Jersey Episode 611- Colin from Guilty- A True Crime Podcast and Gay Star Wars Characters
18/09/2017 Duration: 01h21minColin from the new #truecrime #podcast, "Guilty: A True Crime Podcast" is on the phone for an interview about his new show, the true crime podcast genre and how great our show is as well as his love for Daddio Sugar. Then Matt and Pete explore the question "Do gay people give a flying fuck about JJ Abrams adding a gay character to Star Wars?" We think they have more important things to worry and rejoice over in their lives, but, call us "old-fashioned", we think people are fully formed human beings and not one dimensional, shallow members of a group. COIJ is produced by www.njpodcastguys.com
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Checked Out In Jersey Episode 610- Chet Jobert's Manservant Rodney and "Movie or Band"
17/09/2017 Duration: 57minChet Jobert's Manservant and Co-host on Down the Hall Podcast, "Rickety Rodney" Hart, flies solo in this episode and brings with him a game for Matt and Pete: "Movie or Band". Also, big show announcement regarding new members to the crew. *COIJ is produced by www.njpodcastguys.com
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Checked Out In Jersey Episode 609- Pumpkin Spice SUCKS and Other News and Commentary with Whateverwise
11/09/2017 Duration: 57minWhateverwise and Lea Ono and "The Kilted One', Superfan Mark, are still with us as Matt navigates us through the murky waters of the American News cycle. Some articles we're able to focus long enough to get to cover Pumpkin Spice and how much we hate it, Craig Carton and Whateverwise's days as a boy toy to old rich broads. LINKS www.bigboxofmagic.com Promo BOX4DAD www.thepatriotmilitia.com promo CHECKED OUT www.facebook.com/checkedoutnj Produced by the New Jersey Podcast Guys www.njpodcastguys.com
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Checked Out In Jersey Episode 608- Important Info On The Sleepy Hollow Meet-up and The Great Whateverwise
08/09/2017 Duration: 01h04minEvery now and then you get a guest who can roll with the punches and make your show many times better. This is such a show. In the first hour of this week's episode, Superfan Mark, stops by, kilt and all, to inform us that anyone who wants to go our Sleepy Hollow Meet-Up on October 14 (details available in our events section on our Facebook page), needs to buy tickets in advace and they go quick! It's not that you can't just roam around, but if you want to do any of the events they have, tickets must be pre-purchased. They are on sale now at www.hudsonvalley.org/plan-your-visit/halloween Our guest is a man who calls himself "Whateverwise". He's Middle Eastern, but sounds like he's from the American West. California, to be exact, but don't let that fool you. He's an East Coaster through and through. Matt thought he was an Indian. Crazy Horse, not Ghandi. Whatever he is, Whateverwise is funny, fun and talented. Oh and his girlfriend sits in with us. She's Yoko but her doctor's say her cervix is "cute". What
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Checked Out In Jersey Episode 607- Trump Robs a Bank In Italy New Requests For White People Sex Robots That Talk A Man Trapped In An ATM and More
28/08/2017 Duration: 01h30minIn this episode, Matt, Pete and Jason Patrick discuss the the news of the day including new requests for white people from BLM, Trump robbing Italian ATMs, a man trapped in an ATM and more! All with a very uncomfortable debate. LINKS Catch us LIVE! Thursdays at 8p EST www.facebook.com/checkedoutnj Big Box of Magic www.bigboxofmagic.com 10% off with BOX4DAD at check out. The Patriot Militia www.thepatriotmilitia.com 20% off with CHECKEDOUT Bookmark www.daddiosugar.com
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Checkd Out In Jersey Episode 606- The Headless Podcasters Go To Sleepy Hollow Meet Up and Busey or Bullshit
25/08/2017 Duration: 53minLooking for something to do in October? Why not join us on October 14 in Sleepy Hollow Checked Out In Jersey's first anal meet-up. We will....oh I'm sorry, first ANNUAL meet-up...anyway... we will hang out and take part in whatever festivities are there. Check out the event invite on our Facebook page and send us a message if you want to be invited. Chet and Rodney from Down The Hall Podcast will be there as well as Daddio Sugar. You don't want to miss it. See links below for our Facebook page. It's been a while since we've played a game. So, today we bring you "Busey or Bullshit", the exciting game show in which contestants try to determine if a quote was said by famed thespian Gary Busey or some other looney celebrity. Fill-in third input, Jason Patrick Squares off against Peter. LINKS Catch us LIVE! Thursdays at 8p EST www.facebook.com/checkedoutnj Big Box of Magic www.bigboxofmagic.com 10% off with BOX4DAD at check out. The Patriot Militia www.thepatriotmilitia.com 20% off with CHECKEDOUT Bookmark www.da
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Checked Out In Jersey Episode 605- The Heroin Epidemic Hits Home, The Great Carmen Bucco Gets Dating Advice and Runs for Town Council
18/08/2017 Duration: 01h58minRECORDED LIVE AT THE BIG BOX OF MAGIC STUDIOS Host of the Man of Style show on Facebook candidate for town council of the 2 ward in Kenilworth and owner of Bucco Couture, Carmen Bucco is an enigma and renaissance man. He's also great with pick up lines and this episode's guest. But first, Matt tells us about how the heroin epidemic has touched his family in a tragic way. Chet and Rodney join Matt and Pete in an impromptu psychoanalysis of Carmen and give him dating advice. Then we get into the major platforms of Carmen's capmaign. LINKS www.bigboxofmagic.com Promo code BOX4DAD www.thepatriotmilitia.com promo code CHECKEDOUT www.njpodcastguys.com Show producers
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Checked Out In Jersey Episode 604- Eric Post- American; A Nazi Pug; Flat Earthers; Jack the Ripper IDd and more
08/08/2017 Duration: 02h36minWe're back after a short break. Summer is just that way for this show. Which is fine considering you're all on vacation and don't listen to podcasts. It makes sense. It's YOUR time on vacation. Podcasts are only good for your boss's time that he's paying for as you listen at your desk. But I digress... Eric Post- American, made headlines for a viral video he made in response to a bunch of whiny, snowflake SJWs planning on burning American flags in his hometown of Portland, Oregon. Since then, he's gained a following. He joins us to talk about myriad things such as how he started gaining a following, how to motivate yourself and Matt's burps. Then Matt and Pete discuss some news topics such as the Nazi-Saluting Pug and Jack the Ripper's real identity. COIJ is produced by the New jersey Podcast Guys www.njpodcastguys.com LINKS Big Box of Magic: www.bigboxofmagic.com Eric Post- American: https://www.facebook.com/AmericanEricPost/ Valorwood: www.thepatriotmilitia.com New jersey Podcast Guys: www.njpodcastg
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Checked Out In Jersey Episode 603- Chet and Rodney From Down the Hall Podcast in Our Studio Daddio Sugar Presents Prizes of Unspeakable Value Pornstar Nina Kayy Makes Ridiculous Statements and WWJD
24/07/2017 Duration: 02h26minDown The Hall Podcast's Chet and Rodney in studio; Daddio Sugar in studio; and our Down In Jersey Contest winner, Mark, all on this special live Sunday show. After several hours of drinking beer at New Jersey's own Jersey Girl Brewing Company, Matt, Chet, Rodney, Daddio, Pete and listener Mark head to the Big Box of Magic Studios for a rare Sunday live broadcast of the show and it's an action-packed one. First, we do our movie segment live with Chet and Rodney. Then Daddio presents listener and contest winner, Mark, with his Big Box of Magic and other prizes of unspeakable value. Then Matt shares clips from last week's episode of Drinking Dirty In Jersey when they interviewed porn star Nina Kayy and she said some really contradictory and downright stupid things about just who she thinks is in control of a woman's body...and she calls herself a feminist! The boys listen to what she sayys and tear it apart. Finally, they settle back and play an insightful game of WWJD (What Would Josephs Do) in which they a
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Checked Out In Jersey Episode 602- Actor Russ Russo and Audible Soul
18/07/2017 Duration: 01h42minThe "Bad Frank" interviews continue. This time, Russ Russo, who plays "Niko", joins us to talk his career, The Doors, New Jersey and Tom Sizemore. Then our old friends, Audible Soul, come by to promote their EP release party, July 22, and grant us a performance of one of their songs as well as their rendition of the Matt Josephs original "Hiners and Giners". LINKS www.bigboxofmagic.com Promo code BOX4DAD www.thepatriotmilitia.com www.downthehallpodcast.com www.badfrankmovie.com COIJ is produced by the New Jersey Podcast Guys www.njpodcastguys.com
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Checked Out In Jersey Episode 601- "Bad Frank" Director Tony Germinario and Star Kevin Interdonato
11/07/2017 Duration: 02h04minLIVE FROM THE BIG BOX OF MAGIC STUDIOS!! After months of trying, we finally got the great Kevin Interdonato, of "Bad Frank" and "The Sopranos" fame (among many others) to come on the show. Plus "Bad Frank" writer/director, Tony Germinario returns to the first podcast he was ever on and joins us, in studio, for the whole episode! With Tony we discuss the recent release of "Bad Frank" and the roles he has for Matt and Pete in his upcoming film. Of course, Matt begs for more. With Kevin we cover how he got his start in his career, whether or not other actors are jealous of his acting, Matt's seminal role as an extra in HBO's "John Adams", what filming a sex scene is like and the ten proing questions originally asked by the great Bernard Pivot. BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!!! New Jersey Governor Chris Christie('s Belly) is in the studio to talk about the recent controversey of the Governor using closed New jersey State beaches while we, the serfs, were not allowed to. It's an action packed episode to open season 6! Lin
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Checked Out In Jersey Episode 521 SEASON 5 FINALE- S-Town, Last Podcast on the Left, Gone At 21, True Crime Garage, Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast, Michael Phelps Races Jaws, Long Island Pioneer Pioneers Racist 911 Calls AND MORE!
27/06/2017 Duration: 02h15minLIVE FROM THE BIG BOX OF MAGIC STUDIOS! Happy birthday to show regular Jason Patrick! In the season 5 finale, Brad Whitley from Decomposition Podcast sits in with us as we discuss our favorite podcasts, including S-Town, Last Podcast on the Left, True Crime Garage, Gone at 21 and Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast. Chet from Down the Hall Podcast joins us to briefly discuss last week's Summer movie recommendation, "Staten Island Summer" and Matt delves deeper into Chet's pastordom. Finally, Matt, Pete and Brad settle in to examine three of the more ridiculous news stories of the last month. Lots of hilarity on this episode. LINKS Big Box of Magic www.bigboxofmagic.com Valorwood Flags www.thepatriotmilitia.com Decomposition Podcast https://decompositionpodcast.simplecast.fm Down the Hall Podcast www.downthehallpodcast.com Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast www.gilbertpodcast.com Gone at 21 http://goneat21.libsyn.com/podcast Last Podcast on the Left https://soundcloud.com/lastpodcasto
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Checked Out In Jersey Episode 520- Matt Goes To Francesco Paladinos Show The Imitation Game with Down The Hall Podcast and Brandon Stu From 2nd Act Brewing Company
20/06/2017 Duration: 01h41minLIVE FROM THE BIG BOX OF MAGIC STUDIOS!! Happy Father's Day to all the fathers out there and, more importantly, happy Mattmas to Matt Josephs, the man for whom the bell tolls and for whom the day is named. During the banter segment, Pete tells us about his wild Father's Day, Matt tells us about his naked cake party for Mattmas and reviews Francesco Paladino's show which he saw on Saturday. After talking about "The Imitation Game" with Chester and Rodney from Down the Hall Podcast, we hear this week's question for the Down In Jersey Contest and what their recommendation for this week is. In the studio we are joined by Brandon and Stu from 2nd Act Brewing to taste beer and talk flatulence and a girlfriend who is proud of her BMs. Links www.bigboxofmagic.com Promo Code: BOX4DAD www.thepatriotmilitia.com Promo code: CHECKEDOUT www.downthehallpodcast.com www.2ndact.beer COIJ is produced by the New Jersey Podcast Guys www.njpodcastguys.com