Checked Out In Jersey

We've finally made it to our last show. In it Matt tells everyone about the mild heart attack he suffered (getting old sucks), we all discuss the People vs OJ Simpson, Ted Cruz and his whores, which leads to a discussing on showering with your parents. Only here, folks. You'll miss us... no you won't, actually, because we are coming back bigger and better than ever. Just sign up at www.theomcshow.com and the show will be delivered to you.    Music Credits All music by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/   Relevant Things Amazon Wishlist- http://amzn.com/w/2NTFVYPK7KROV Website- www.checked-out.com Email- CheckedOutRadio@gmail.com Twitter- @CheckedOutRadio, @RealMattJosephs, @ThePeterCornell, @JimmyTheItalian, @Czigmeister Facebook- www.facebook.com/checkedoutradio   Sponsors Czig Meister Brewery- www.czigmeister.comTwitter, Instagram- @czigmeister   Promotional Consideration The Lodges at Gettysburg www.thelodgesatgett

We're about 99% set up in our new studio. Now it's time get everybody in for a soundcheck and to get accustomed to our new surroundings. As you may know, Checked Out will cease to exist and our new show will be The OMC Show at www.theomcshow.com GO THERE AND SIGN UP SO YOU DON'T MISS A NEW SHOW!!!   Here's the recording of our soundcheck with some more details about how to catch our new show. 

This is the scene that Matt is referring to in the intro. A general without a command

The guys talk about true intimacy and try to answer the question of just when it's ok to share your inner-most self with your girlfriend   Music Credits All music by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/   Relevant Things Amazon Wishlist- http://amzn.com/w/2NTFVYPK7KROV Website- www.checked-out.com Email- CheckedOutRadio@gmail.com Twitter- @CheckedOutRadio, @RealMattJosephs, @ThePeterCornell, @JimmyTheItalian, @Czigmeister Facebook- www.facebook.com/checkedoutradio   Sponsors Czig Meister Brewery- www.czigmeister.comTwitter, Instagram- @czigmeister   Promotional Consideration The Lodges at Gettysburg www.thelodgesatgettysburg.com (717) 642-2500    

Sometimes we go longer than our normal "going long". On episode 217 we either went too long in one segment or did an extra one or something like that. Anyway, this is a lost segment that you haven't heard unless you follow us on YouTube, which none of you do, so.... :-/   Music Credits All music by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/   Relevant Things Amazon Wishlist- http://amzn.com/w/2NTFVYPK7KROV Website- www.checked-out.com Email- CheckedOutRadio@gmail.com Twitter- @CheckedOutRadio, @RealMattJosephs, @ThePeterCornell, @JimmyTheItalian, @Czigmeister Facebook- www.facebook.com/checkedoutradio   Sponsors Czig Meister Brewery- www.czigmeister.comTwitter, Instagram- @czigmeister   Promotional Consideration The Lodges at Gettysburg www.thelodgesatgettysburg.com (717) 642-2500    

Here's another installment of our pre-show B.O.s. Again, from episode 314, it's utter chaos as we prepare for a rousing game of JeopBEERdy with Matt Czigler of Czigmeister Brewing Co and David Patino of "The Beet Snob"     Music Credits All music by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/   Relevant Things Amazon Wishlist- http://amzn.com/w/2NTFVYPK7KROV Website- www.checked-out.com Email- CheckedOutRadio@gmail.com Twitter- @CheckedOutRadio, @RealMattJosephs, @ThePeterCornell, @JimmyTheItalian, @Czigmeister Facebook- www.facebook.com/checkedoutradio   Sponsors Czig Meister Brewery- www.czigmeister.comTwitter, Instagram- @czigmeister   Promotional Consideration The Lodges at Gettysburg www.thelodgesatgettysburg.com (717) 642-2500    

Sometimes before a show we listen to music. Sometimes that music is from a movie we've seen a million times. In this clip, Peter plays the role of Martin Sheen while Matt plays the part of composer, John Williams.    Music Credits All music by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/   Relevant Things Amazon Wishlist- http://amzn.com/w/2NTFVYPK7KROV Website- www.checked-out.com Email- CheckedOutRadio@gmail.com Twitter- @CheckedOutRadio, @RealMattJosephs, @ThePeterCornell, @JimmyTheItalian, @Czigmeister Facebook- www.facebook.com/checkedoutradio   Sponsors Czig Meister Brewery- www.czigmeister.comTwitter, Instagram- @czigmeister   Promotional Consideration The Lodges at Gettysburg www.thelodgesatgettysburg.com (717) 642-2500    

The next few B.O.s are going to be taken from what we call "pre show banter". It's the banter we have pre show. This is from episode 314, our first remote show from the Czigmeister Brewery.    Music Credits All music by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/   Relevant Things Amazon Wishlist- http://amzn.com/w/2NTFVYPK7KROV Website- www.checked-out.com Email- CheckedOutRadio@gmail.com Twitter- @CheckedOutRadio, @RealMattJosephs, @ThePeterCornell, @JimmyTheItalian, @Czigmeister Facebook- www.facebook.com/checkedoutradio   Sponsors Czig Meister Brewery- www.czigmeister.comTwitter, Instagram- @czigmeister   Promotional Consideration The Lodges at Gettysburg www.thelodgesatgettysburg.com (717) 642-2500    

Matt shares his list of words that he would ban which somehow leads into Tony Danza impressions on the heels of mentioning Danny Pintauro's HIV. Don't ask. You just gotta listen to find out how.    Music Credits All music by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/   Relevant Things Amazon Wishlist- http://amzn.com/w/2NTFVYPK7KROV Website- www.checked-out.com Email- CheckedOutRadio@gmail.com Twitter- @CheckedOutRadio, @RealMattJosephs, @ThePeterCornell, @JimmyTheItalian, @Czigmeister Facebook- www.facebook.com/checkedoutradio   Sponsors Czig Meister Brewery- www.czigmeister.com Twitter, Instagram- @czigmeister   Promotional Consideration The Lodges at Gettysburg www.thelodgesatgettysburg.com (717) 642-2500    

Our fans love us so much that they just pop in while we're recording and it scares the shit out of us. This is a moment when Superfan Tom drops by unannounced and uninvited   Music Credits All music by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/   Relevant Things Amazon Wishlist- http://amzn.com/w/2NTFVYPK7KROV Website- www.checked-out.com Email- CheckedOutRadio@gmail.com Twitter- @CheckedOutRadio, @RealMattJosephs, @ThePeterCornell, @JimmyTheItalian, @Czigmeister Facebook- www.facebook.com/checkedoutradio   Sponsors Czig Meister Brewery- www.czigmeister.comTwitter, Instagram- @czigmeister   Promotional Consideration The Lodges at Gettysburg www.thelodgesatgettysburg.com (717) 642-2500    

Pete's afraid of tornadoes and Matt tells of the harrowing adventure they had when he first learned of his pal's big fear. That's right. The man flying the kite in the picture attached to this episode is afraid of tornadoes.    Music Credits All music by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/   Relevant Things Amazon Wishlist- http://amzn.com/w/2NTFVYPK7KROV Website- www.checked-out.com Email- CheckedOutRadio@gmail.com Twitter- @CheckedOutRadio, @RealMattJosephs, @ThePeterCornell, @JimmyTheItalian, @Czigmeister Facebook- www.facebook.com/checkedoutradio   Sponsors Czig Meister Brewery- www.czigmeister.comTwitter, Instagram- @czigmeister   Promotional Consideration The Lodges at Gettysburg www.thelodgesatgettysburg.com (717) 642-2500    

First, let us say that we love us some nurses. Especially the naughty ones but we love the others too. They do jobs that most of us wouldn't even try to do. So if you listen to this and come out angry, you're obviously an idiot. That's just science talking there.    Do you have nurse friends or relatives who post memes on Facebook that remind you of what heroes they are? Or how important they are? While you probably agree with them, don't you find it kind of ignoble (not noble) that they post memes reminding you of that sentiment? I mean, yeah, we know. You all are the tits! Don't ruin it with your lack of humility.    This B.O. explores that phenomenon in our society and was inspired by some hub-bub on "The View". Take a listen!   Music Credits All music by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/   Relevant Things Amazon Wishlist- http://amzn.com/w/2NTFVYPK7KROV Website- www.checked-out.com Email- CheckedOutRadio@gmail.co

Come on. Admit it. When you go to a wedding the DJ looks like a complete fucking tool. There he is bopping around, looking all cool thinking all eyes are on him. Between his shameless self promotions and constant reminders of what the date is, he actually plays a song or two. And when that only classic song that will get you to go on the dancefloor comes on you get excited. That is, until you realize it's A FUCKING REMIX of "Livin' On A Prayer"!!!   Music Credits All music by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/   Relevant Things Amazon Wishlist- http://amzn.com/w/2NTFVYPK7KROV Website- www.checked-out.com Email- CheckedOutRadio@gmail.com Twitter- @CheckedOutRadio, @RealMattJosephs, @ThePeterCornell, @JimmyTheItalian, @Czigmeister Facebook- www.facebook.com/checkedoutradio   Sponsors Czig Meister Brewery- www.czigmeister.comTwitter, Instagram- @czigmeister   Promotional Consideration The Lodges at Gettysburg www.thelodg

Have you ever met someone who was at Woodstock? We're talking the original one here. And did you ask them what it was like? I bet their answer was the same as the one you'll hear in this clip.     Music Credits All music by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/   Relevant Things Amazon Wishlist- http://amzn.com/w/2NTFVYPK7KROV Website- www.checked-out.com Email- CheckedOutRadio@gmail.com Twitter- @CheckedOutRadio, @RealMattJosephs, @ThePeterCornell, @JimmyTheItalian, @Czigmeister Facebook- www.facebook.com/checkedoutradio   Sponsors Czig Meister Brewery- www.czigmeister.comTwitter, Instagram- @czigmeister   Promotional Consideration The Lodges at Gettysburg www.thelodgesatgettysburg.com (717) 642-2500    

More information about what our new show is all about followed by a new game courtesy of Master Gamemaker, Jimmy the I-talian, called "How Many Years Between Them?" or something like that.    Music Credits All music by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/   Relevant Things Amazon Wishlist- http://amzn.com/w/2NTFVYPK7KROV Website- www.checked-out.com Email- CheckedOutRadio@gmail.com Twitter- @CheckedOutRadio, @RealMattJosephs, @ThePeterCornell, @JimmyTheItalian, @Czigmeister Facebook- www.facebook.com/checkedoutradio   Sponsors Czig Meister Brewery- www.czigmeister.comTwitter, Instagram- @czigmeister   Promotional Consideration The Lodges at Gettysburg www.thelodgesatgettysburg.com (717) 642-2500    

We're back to being live. So make sure that you subscribe to our YouTube channel.   In this episode we start off with some very exciting news for us as podcasters and introduce you, slowly, to the Old Man Club and what that means to you as a fan of Checked Out.    Then we analyze episodes 2 and 3 of "The People Vs. OJ Simpson", take a few live callers (including Mario the Millennial's Mom, Jane the Baby Boomer).   And finally, those of you who have been following the whole Trippy Trev saga would be interested to know that we found his African-American doppelganger, Malachi Love-Robinson....sorry, Dr. Malachi Love-Robinson. Wait until you hear the back-to-back sound clips of Trippy and Malachi.   Music Credits All music by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/   Relevant Things Amazon Wishlist- http://amzn.com/w/2NTFVYPK7KROV Website- www.checked-out.com Email- CheckedOutRadio@gmail.com Twitter- @CheckedOutRadio, @RealMat

Have you seen "Trophy Kids" on Netflix? You should. It'll make you angry.    Speaking of things to make you angry, how 'bout that Martin Shkreli? What a real cock-nozzle he is.    Then we veer off into an unusually civil discussion about the presidential race.   PLUS "Kings Things" and how Matt lost the basketball game for his school in 8th grade      Music Credits All music by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/   Relevant Things Amazon Wishlist- http://amzn.com/w/2NTFVYPK7KROV Website- www.checked-out.com Email- CheckedOutRadio@gmail.com Twitter- @CheckedOutRadio, @RealMattJosephs, @ThePeterCornell, @JimmyTheItalian, @Czigmeister Facebook- www.facebook.com/checkedoutradio   Sponsors Czig Meister Brewery- www.czigmeister.comTwitter, Instagram- @czigmeister   Promotional Consideration The Lodges at Gettysburg www.thelodgesatgettysburg.com (717) 642-2500    

Twenty some-odd years ago, a great sports hero and slapstick-comedy-movie actor by the name of Orenthal James "OJ" Simpson nearly decapitated his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her stabbed her young-stud boy toy, Ron Goldman, to death outside of Nicole's home. The following year-and-change was full of wall-to-wall media coverage of his arrest and trial, making overnight celebrities out of lawyers, a judge and many TV personalities that we are still stuck with today.    FX has just begun running a 5-part mini-series called "The People vs. OJ Simpson: American Crime Story" . Many are saying it's good. Yet in the same breath, they are saying it's also weird. David Schwimmer, "Ross" from "Friends" as the man who spawned the evil known as Kim, Khloe and that other Kardashian into the world? Not really buying that anywhere beyond the streak of grey in his hair. And John Travolta as Robert Shapiro? Come on. He looks more like some closeted homosexual Scientologist dressed as a Jewish Geisha girl than Bobby "Lega

We're late in getting this episode up for you. Sorry, we have to work other jobs still. So, this show takes a back seat when we have to work. But you understand. You work too. Workers UNITE!   We'll just let the title speak for itself. We discuss all that stuff and more on this episode. Happy Super Bowl Sunday.   Music Credits All music by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/   Relevant Things Amazon Wishlist- http://amzn.com/w/2NTFVYPK7KROV Website- www.checked-out.com Email- CheckedOutRadio@gmail.com Twitter- @CheckedOutRadio, @RealMattJosephs, @ThePeterCornell, @JimmyTheItalian, @Czigmeister Facebook- www.facebook.com/checkedoutradio   Sponsors Czig Meister Brewery- www.czigmeister.comTwitter, Instagram- @czigmeister   Promotional Consideration The Lodges at Gettysburg www.thelodgesatgettysburg.com (717) 642-2500    

In this episode we discuss the Checked Out Celebrity Death Pool due to the fact that so many legendary celebs have bought the farm in the last two months. We gotta get in on that action!   We also discuss this new phenomenon of college girls seeking sugar daddies and not being ashamed of it as they created their profiles on sites like www.seekingarrangement.com . This leads us to explore other sites owned by the same man as SeekingArrangement.com and the decision to create a profile for Mario the Millennial to find him a Sugar Mommy. Ew.    Music Credits All music by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/   Relevant Things AMAZON WISHLIST!!!- http://amzn.com/w/2NTFVYPK7KROV Website- www.checked-out.com Email- CheckedOutRadio@gmail.com Twitter- @CheckedOutRadio, @RealMattJosephs, @ThePeterCornell, @JimmyTheItalian, @Czigmeister Facebook- www.facebook.com/checkedoutradio   Sponsors Czig Meister Brewery- www.czigmeister.comT