I Only Like You

Senaai has some home truths about diet foods for y'all. Lonnie has some ideas about why some films feel like plays and why some films feel like films. Yeah it's one of those episodes. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Are Easter Hat Parades a real thing? Does saying Jinx really take away someone else's voice? Is Moonlight a good film with strange parts or a bad film with good bits? Lonnie and Senaai don't know the answers to anything, but we talk a lot of shit anyway. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Senaai thinks she should be in charge of the world's invention priority list while Lonnie kinda likes Hidden Figures. Plenty of worse stuff out there. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Some things are for the internet, some things are for your diary, say two people who record a weekly movie review podcast where they also defend the new 50 Shades of Grey movie, so yeah, believe them if you want. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Has everyone just forgotten about the personal bubble rule from primary school? Or is it only people standing too close to Lonnie at GOMA or rude grocery shoppers not obeying the divider rules? And Lion is definitely not a bad movie but it's definitely not great, is it? Like it's fine but... really everyone? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Lonnie and Senaai some of the issues surrounding the 2017 Oscars, including the bizarre Best Picture announcement, the strange La La Land backlash and the Casey Affleck controversy. All up, the world is a really complex place and if we all just yell at each other, nobody wins. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Lonnie reveals his deepest darkest irrational fears while Senaai attempts to fix "Passengers" See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which Lonnie's Brisbane Broncos cap gets him into small talk with strangers and Senaai doesn't care for the music in "Jackie". See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Summer in Australia is the absolute worst but sometimes there are good movies on. Unfortunately these films are just all right, but at least the cinema has air conditioning. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Please, if you're going to see an amazing musical, do you want people kicking your seat and checking their phones in front of you? Lonnie and Senaai don't. And if you're going to make a new Star Wars film, do you have to make it so poorly? Lonnie and Senaai don't think so either. Spoilers galore for Rogue One, but you've already seen it anyway haven't you? Probably liked it as well. That's fair enough, like what you want, but understand that you're wrong. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

If Senaai had to rate her favourite things, Mario (and Yoshi) would probably be very close to the top. Well made adult dramas with Michael Keaton like "The Founder" would be similarly placed on Lonnie's list. And, let's face it, so would Maccas. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Daytime TV is a conspiracy to punish the old and unemployed. The only respite Lonnie and Senaai have found is House Hunters, a beacon of hope amongst piles of poop. They've also found "Manchester By The Sea" which is the funniest sad movie you'll ever watch. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Senaai and Lonnie love each other, but even though probably don't need a joint Facebook account. Like, if you want to, that's fine, but what are you hiding? Lonnie certainly isn't hiding his love for Ben Affleck's and his new movie "The Accountant" although they're both not quite sure what to make of an autistic action hero. Probably good? Problematic at least. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Don't go changing an S to a Z in your business name and expect Lonnie to like it. But make a great film about true love and overcoming prejudice like "A United Kingdom" and Lonnie and Senaai will always love it. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Lonnie and Senaai look back at 2016 tell you which films you should have liked and which ones you should have hated. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

So it turns out Halal Snack Packs are a great meme but they're actually gross. And it also turns out Arrival is one of the best films of 2016. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

If there's one thing Senaai loves, it's Christmas. If there are two things Senaai loves, they are Christmas and Harry Potter. Unfortunately both of her true loves have been more than a little disappointing recently. Spoilers for "Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them" (although you should have seen it by now, surely). See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Lonnie and Senaai recently had a very frustrating day at the new North Lakes shopping centre, which is so busy now it's basically a warzone. They also saw "Hacksaw Ridge" which is about a real warzone, and kind of made an annoying guy with a trolley and an overcrowded lolly shop seem not that bad after all. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

STOP EVERYTHING AND LISTEN TO THIS EMERGENCY PODCAST ABOUT THE BEST FILM OF 2O16, NAY, OF ALL TIME, OR BETTER STILL, JUST GO SEE "LA LA LAND" RIGHT NOW. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Senaai would like everyone to know that a food court is not a restaurant and should not be treated as such. Lonnie would like everyone to know that "Nocturnal Animals" is a crazy movie by the suits guy, Tom Ford. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.