I Only Like You

This week Lonnie and Senaai tackle the big issues like: Are shoes clothes? How far from the beach is it okay to not wear clothes? And why is Michael Fassbender so amazing? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Lonnie had his birthday but once again it was marred by stray dogs. But we did go to watch "Doctor Strange" which was a perfectly fine movie but is that enough these days? Stay tuned for a lot of talk about Marvel super hero movies because nobody else has ever done that. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Well it's gone and happened and there's nothing we can do now. But maybe watching a fantastic film like "Their Finest" can make things a little better. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

If you want to hold a really bad garage sale, don't listen to this episode. If you want to throw the best garage sale ever, you've come to the right place, as Senaai and Lonnie decree their best tips and tricks on how to sell your old shit. They also watched "The Girl on the Train" which was fine, I guess. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Lonnie blow's Senaai's mind with a revelation about u-turns - this is big. Senaai loves Murwillumbah's Regent Cinema although the rest of the town is a little less exciting. And they review Jason Bateman's wonderful film, "The Family Fang"If you're ever nearby, check it out! Tell them we sent you. http://www.cinemaregent.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Senaai has had enough of superfluous commemorative days and would very much like to be in charge of deciding what deserves a whole day's dedication. What won't be on top of the list is the new Tim Burton film which was... eh... all right. Not as good at the book. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Lonnie was inadvertently hit by a water pistol and Senaai was ordered to kiss him by a little girl - needless to see it's been a big week. Edward Snowden and Louis Theroux probably had big weeks as well, considering they've been involved in some pretty great movies. Turns out the government spying on you is bad and antagonising Scientology is good bloody drama. Who knew? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Lonnie gets a few stories off his chest about a very strange coach terminal, while Senaai's height yet again causes her to not be able to see something, this time Brisbane's Riverfire, which wasn't really worth it anyway. And we both agree Woody Allen's latest film, Cafe Society, is one of his best. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Another look at the upcoming Byron Bay Film Festival, this time at some excellent home grown (pun intended) documentaries. Lonnie and Senaai do their street cred no good by revealing they know nothing about drugs and also look back at one of the most ridiculous court cases about one of the best Australian songs. The festival program is now available at http://bbff.com.au/ - get along to Byron Bay October 14-23 or Senaai will cry. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Lonnie bitterly recounts a story about some stupid (presumably) first year university students who brought hot chips into a computer room while Senaai gushes over her new favourite movie, The Secret Life Of Pets. They are both confused about how and why Kevin Hart became so popular and Sam makes a surprise appearance. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In another very special episode, Lonnie and Senaai review some more spectacular short films from the Byron Bay Film Festival. Please don't break our hearts by not attending. Details here: bbff.com.au. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In a very special episode, Senaai and Lonnie forgo complaining about the world to preview some exciting new short films from the Byron Bay Film Festival. The 2016 festival runs from October 14-23 and if you want to be considered a "cool cat" who is "down with the kids" like Lonnie so obviously is, you have to get along. Details here: http://bbff.com.au/Over the next few weeks we'll be previewing a selection of films from the festival as well as keeping up with regular episodes. Don't worry, we'll be extra grumpy next week so you can still get your fix. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Lonnie encounters a bus driver with selectively bad attitude while Senaai deals with a purposefully bitchy Centrelink automated response. Unfortunately the new David Brent movie isn't that great and Lonnie reveals his love for Steve Merchant. Don't worry Corey, you're still my favourite. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Lonnie and Senaai try to talk about the social contract but end up just talking about how people should live with their mistakes and how all babies should sign documents as soon as they're born. They also spend way too much time discussing their new imaginary friend, Bob, and review "Tickled" but don't say anything about it. It's better this way. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Senaai grumbles and whines about those idiots who can’t take five minutes to concentrate on their order while Lonnie has a hilarious story about giving his real name at a fast food place. They also review the surprisingly brilliant “Paper Towns” based on the book by Senaai’s celebrity crush, John Green. Lonnie’s celebrity crush, Corey Oates, has yet to write a book but he’s sure if and when he does, it’ll be much better than anything John could ever dream of. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Lonnie and Senaai tackle the stupid questions people throw at them daily; Lonnie would especially like it known that he is not now, nor has he ever been, in charge of the university timetable. And they review the 2013 film "Palo Alto" which they both kind of liked but both kind of didn't. Contact us at slpodcasting@gmail.com or don't whatever. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Senaai and Lonnie have had enough of rule breakers and they don't care who knows it. And they have plenty of problems with "Suicide Squad" and not all of them are Harley (although most of them are). See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Lonnie finally unleashes his full and unrepentant rage at the most unlikely of subjects - choc top ice creams from the cinema. It gets brutal. And Senaai is more than a little upset at the new entry in her favourite action movie franchise, the adequate but unnecessary "Jason Bourne". We get right in there discussing the plot and everything so don't listen if you don't want to know what happens. And don't buy choc tops. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Senaai and Lonnie can't nail down one thing they hate this week so they complain about all sorts of things including Cheryl, fire drills, meeting new people, money and the new Harry Potter book. They also review the new Star Trek movie and get sidetracked by race and gender issues. Pretty clever right? We talk about a few general plot details but don't spoil the whole movie or anything.Our email is slpodcasting@gmail.com if you want to get in touch. Or don't, we don't mind. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week Lonnie and Senaai manage to be annoyed by both Pokemon Go and people who are annoyed by Pokemon Go. They also review the startling good "Me Before You". No spoilers but we do talk about the ending of the film in vague terms so if you're wary, skip it. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.