Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

1-Alton Sterling shot, here we go again2-No CHP this isn’t a movie3-Guns don’t kill, I did4-Hillary's not a criminal unless you already believe she is5-NBA has a black card, that’s a black credit card6-Tesla auto drives to trouble7-Noah is back8-Pfizer says drugs are addicting, in other news water is wet

1- Mass shooting cycle2- Trump wants to fight3-Florida’s bad week4- Beauty ruined5- No Trans Bathroom, but trans porn is ok though6- Hope in a loss

1. Thanks North Dakota, we been Trumped2. Transgender State of Emergency3. Rope around kids neck - not discrimination. Transgender bathroom - That's discrimination4. Clarence is at it again5. The mob is so jealous of Payday lenders6. Apple updates me to Microsoft7. Sports stuff

Guests: Cristela Alonzo and Lachlan Patterson1- Republican party is dead, again2- Pure evil endorses Trump3- Trump/Palin/Christie/Carson/who knows4- It's on the internet. It must be true5- You have the right to remain private

1-Cruz out Kasich out -- its all Trump2-Repubs are rushing to Hillary #nevertrump3-It all started with Palin...or Bachman or Santorum or insert crazy here4-Fox News confused5-Beyonce, CIA, I knew it6-My nigga7-Surge in surge costs8-Stay in school kids so when they catch you, you get paid

1- Back from Asia...no yellow fever2- Tough losses last week3- Hillary vs Donald vs America4- Apple cars and lead pipes, at the same time5- NASCAR leading the way. Backwards6- NBA is hurting7- Its all about Beyonce. No really, it is

1- I value New York Values2- Face tattoos. So that's it. Thanks Bill.3- Yep, I told you, NASCAR4- Bernie vs Hillary5- Damn Bill, even you?6- I have met the enemy and he is us. Not the government7- No American Airlines. It's not me. It's you

1- Media for Money2- Trump Women trump women3- Here a gun there a gun but nowhere near me a gun4- Stay in school kids5- Ocean Meat6- Our gaps are OK....This is ‘Merica dammit

1- Voter fraud in AZ. Say it aint so2- Trump and Cruz go after wives in new battle for a new low3- We need fewer Muslims and more guns4- Kid shoots pro gun mom from car seat5- Get your gun and git to college6- Baseball vs Terror7- Big losses this week8- Bugerizza...Damn right, made in “merica

1- Not much news on 80’s cruise2- I just heard about Oscars3- Trump front page every day4- Ben I’m gonna miss you5- Cricket, really I can’t get with soccer and now you give me cricket6- Oh well I’ve got Zika, or Ziga or sumpin7- SXSW: I’m gonna hang with the hipsters

1- Mark Twain had it right2- Not even Rove can stop him3- Klan Rally, Trump Rally - Same Rally?4- Sorry Bernie, time for reality5- Smarter man than me says its not so bad6- Wish I’d seen the Oscars, or not

1- Short and sweet...my quickest podcast ever2- Historically Incorrect3- Situational Constitutional4- Trump up. Bush, not so much5- Losing from the front6- Beyonce is Black, oh my

1- Superbowl vs President -- I’ll take Super Bowl2- Cam, you do you3- Beyonce in sexy outfit? Stop the presses.4- Johnny Football beats a woman, you know, like a football player5- No surprises in New Hampshire6- Rubio answers question, Rubio answers question, Rubio answers question, etc7- There's a pattern here8- Griffin suspended 4 games for hitting a man, should've played football9- Where do I hide my weed money?10- Around the world in 8 guys11- RIP Maurice White

With special guests Lamont Ferguson and Mal Hall1- Cruz Crazy2- Hillary Grassroots Clinton3- Ben Carson beat the kids table4- Kool and the who?5- Goodbye Oregon6- And the Oscar goes to S.A.G.7- Flint don't drink the ahh never mind8- Blake hit Cam Newton for celebrating while Steph Curry watched

1- Executive order is not martial law2- The erotic militia3- Constitution on/off switch4- Natural born like Jesus intended5- Luminosity not that smart6- Powerball: hookers and cocaine like Jesus intended

1-HAPPY NEW YEAR we made it2-There’s been a militia sighting, I think3-Trump wins. Its liar award but he wins and that’s what counts4-Black lives don’t matter5-Cosby Arrested6-Sneaker bandit and other internet adventures7-I’m betting FanDuel and Draft Kings wont be around long8-Hoverboards melt down9-RIP Meadowlark Lemon Sweet Georgia Brown10-See you at Sea

1-A mass shooting by any other name2-Gins don’t kill Toasters don’t toast3-Republican debate WW3 wins4-Save the starving horse owners5-Obama IQ not 102 but maybe it should be6-Where’d I put that damn Grand Canyon

1- San Bernardino: Too much is never enough2- The cycle continues3- Trump vs Tea Party: We all lose4- Shooting is good for the gun biz5- ESPN say don't see Concussion. I can’t wait to see Concussion6- The Force is coming7- Asshole is as Asshole does8- Guns, abortions...Same difference

1- Mass Shooting- again2- Its mental health, yeah, of congress3- Racism- again4- Trump Lies- again5- Amy Schumer- TRUTH6- Crazy laws blah blah blah7- Mass shooting - again

Guests: Maz Jobrani & Suli McCullough1- Why think when you can bomb2- A southern rally by any other name…3- The American Dream sours with a drop of Muslim4- The Original Refugees5- I made it up. Does that matter?6- To Pee or not to Pee7- Happy Thanksgiving