Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

1- Great Americans Day my ass2- Do something.. Oh wait you did.3- Nice Klavern you have there.4- Let's grab a pussy.5- You see, what bully means is...6- Yacht racing? YEP.7- Lamar Odom, make Reality TV great again? Please.

1- Off to a horrific start. 2- Then it got worse. 3- The answer is no ladies. 4- Me & Lindsay Graham. Never thought I'd say that. 5- She’s off the Kool Aid. 6- Golden Globes Gold. 7- Fix my teleprompter. 8- 80 years of Spam.

1-Goodbye 2016, you killed. 2- Not all Trump, I hope. 3- Now he sends Russians home? 4- Conspiracy and crazy playing ball together. 5- Edward R Murrow is spinning in his grave. 6- Sports, that’s right, sports.

1- Person of the year not NICE person of the year2- The Russians have attacked, I mean Hacked3- The Death of Kindness4- Hidden Figures you should know

1- Trump calls Taiwan2- In other Tweets3- I doth protest4- Stand your ground5- I see your Prius and I raise you a Bolt6- Tiger's back7- I don't care what you say, those are leggings

1- Happy Thanksgiving, I hope2- I don't need education in education to run education3- Security? We’re going to need some money4- Being President is good for business5- Kris Humphries? What??6 - Merry Christmas go buy her a Lexus and get that G wagon for yourself

1- Who’s happy? Where they at?2- Cabinet of Deplorables3- No, its not OK4- I can’t make it better5- Leave my TV at home

1 - Damn...I thought I was wrong about the Cubs2 - First 100 daze3 - I need a truck and a gun

1 - There might be something that may have to do with the thing, maybe2 - Hillary might be only woman that doesn’t have email of Weiner’s weiner3 - Cubs Win. Nah, just kidding4 - This Halloween, I’m giving violence5 - Live longer with Facebook

1 - Undecided about debates2 - Read a book3 - Well you build the highways...4 - ATT HBO CNN: if its got initials, we want it5 - Time off from nothing6 - Pedals dead....clowns live7 - Snakes on a plane have landed

1- Trump said something2- Fake story only clowns would believe3- Sorry officer...my clown was taller4- Batman vs the Clown5- Sheriff Joe should be a clown6- The Exploding clown phone7- Clown ballot

1 - Sorry Rush -- hurricanes are real and have more hot air than you2 - That Mexican thing3 - Damn book learnin'4 - Hey bud! Wanna buy a car?5 - Need an iPhone to report my Galaxy Note 7 is on fire6 - Kim was robbed7 - Send in the Clowns. Well maybe they’re here

1- Debate = Beating2- Saying he has good judgment proved his poor judgment3- Cyber security, well I have a 10 year old and he's good with computers4- The spin room couldn't spin this5- AZ Republic supports Clinton their first Democrat in 126 years & YOU still can’t decide6- Black Lives Matter - except to cops7- Thank you Mr Scully

1 - That's a Bad Dude2 - North Carolina Crazy3 - Congressman Zeldin, Colin Kaepernick said you’re welcome4 - Mike Pence: Trump's wacky co-host5 - Stop and Frisk for that 2nd Amendment6 - Super Gun Owners7 - They shoot White too

1- Take a picture take a knee2- Backup American3- Shoot or be fired4- What color is your basket5- I’m not racist I’m just better than you

1- #lauering the bar2- Separate and definitely not equal3- Hates not selling4- Harassment costs 20 million Don’t do it5- Chicago hits 5006- I love fast women7- ITT TECH commercials are no more

1 - Thou doth protest2 - Flip flops made in Mexico3 - I'm not racist. My hacker is4 - Look at my Weiner5 - The devil made me do it6 - See it -- Fry it7 - Naked and Afraid

1 - No more Olympics2 - I hate to overexaggerate3 - 2nd biggest jerk, maybe4 - Above the rim5 - What have we got to lose? Everything.6 - Leave Leslie alone7 - I’m sorry he said it8 - Should’a bought on Rodeo

1- Golden Women2- Michael “Dolphin “ Phelps3- Usain the Artist4- USA Basketball better stop watching Beach Volleyball5- Tarnish on the Gold and Games6- Trump can’t Trump the games7- Milwaukee’s Burning8- Leaving the party for less9- You can’t out shoot Stupid

1- Brothers at the RNC2- Fact Checkers got tired3- Get Hillary back on AOL4- Policy, nah nevermind5- Stewart roasts Lumpy6- NBA does perfect crossover