Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

1- I’m back , no music listener inputs and some funny added2- LA Press Club dinner EXTRA EXTRA Carl Reiner says I am “F**king Outstanding”3- 3 Discrimination no longer exists Well at least not in places that used to discriminate4- Trevon Martin family glad discrimination no longer exists because judging by this jury…5- Sarah is back and the Momma Grizzly doesn’t want illegals in her den6- 1% of1% says you don’t matter7- Get that kid a shotgun8- CONGRATS LeBron and the HEAT

1- Theres gonna be some changes around here2- Which way do I go3- Bachman steps down maybe smart is winning4- Rasslers offend Tea baggers5- Don’t stare at me6- DNA collection ok Nancy Grace ecstatic7- Heat Heat Heat

1- Its Scandal season, personally, I miss SARS2- Benghazi, Ben Messy what happens when secret source is a liar and you are a sucker3- AP Phone records who knew they hated Obama more than they love foiling plots4- House votes against Obamacare, its only the 37th time you voted against a law approved by supreme court , way to not waste time & money5- Banks play morality card , no really, ,the bankers used the word morality, c’mon, stop it, you’re killing me6- And you thought Bachman was crazy, well she is, but we can top her

1- Bengahzi, evil? Couldn’t be Cheyney wasn’t there, its just good ole American incompetence2- Rt wing radio is in trouble Hey Rush, the slut is winning3- Cleveland heroes, rescues and loads of laughs Lebron is not involved4- Ariel Castro gonna find out what imprisonment is5- Hey HLN Nancy Grace is missing, sorry, wishful thinking6- Tiger is back , thanks Lindsay7- ATM robbery a true movie style caper, a plot where’s Tom Cruise8- Hey Bachman before the constitution talked about guns they talked about religious freedom You should read that thing9- Ok Texas the candidate is not American and you cannot vote

1- You know its gonna be a bad day when2- Jason Collins first gay athlete KUDOS sir3- Chris Broussard homophobe, hypocrite, christian ? Hey ESPN give him Sunday & every other day off4- Guns Gins Guns 3 sides of a coin5- You might be an idiot when you have redneck day6- Thug goat? Really Mountain dew, a thug goat?7- Obama is hilarious8- And Sarah Palin hates him for it9- 29% believe in armed rebellion, and santa clause10- Secede already, go, no really, go, take your guns and we’ll keep our rules11- Anne Hathaway glad to hear we really hate Gwyneth Paltrow more

1- Boston Bombing2- No news is news the Post Cnn Fox we don’t have news so we’ll make some up3- Fertilizer explosion in Texas, no one heard it4- Lets arm the babies Its never too soon5- Kermit Gosnell , killer6- We left the natives sand? Lets take it7- Flight’s delayed, you’ve been sequestered8- A great judge administers great justice9- LA traffic worst in country We win again10- Go CLIPPERS11- RIP Jonathan Winters we’ll miss you

1- Kidneys gone, I’m good Thanks2- Welcome to Louisiana have a drink get ur gun3- North Dakota says at conception  you are a person with rights except the right to choose4- Don Young calls em Wetbacks Obama calls her beautiful Same thing right?5- Boycott FOX news about time that left wing FOX is exposed6- Religion is like a penis, Do not pull it out in public7- Science says universe is 13.82 billion years old Palin is sticking with 50008- Plan B with no ID9- RIP Margaret Thatcher10- Ben Carson the new great black hope11- Congrats Rick Pitino and Louisville greatest week ever12- Brittney Griner to NBA? Uh NO13- Tiger will master Masters14- Psst, need an Accord?Apr 10, 2013

1- CPAC good to know Sarahs still crazy2- New Pope is new CEO3- Sanjaya singing in the subway4- Lock up Lindsay with OJ and let us watch5- Tigers back & hes got a new blonde to prove it6- March Madness7- 2013 from 1988’s eyesMar 21, 2013

1- Have you been sequestered yet? Not sure? Well don’t ask me2- US to broker peace in Middle east Of course we cant get along in DC , lets solve the holy war3- Hate groups up 800% Who says Obama doesn’t promote growth4- Burn down the ‘burbs5- Teachers carry guns in South Dakota, Duck6- Here come the drones Here a drone there a drone everywhere a drone drone7- Baby cured of aids, finally , some good news8- Do you hate Anne Hathaway? You should9- Hate her on twitter, that’s what its there for Mar 12, 2013

1- Sequester Dis, once again the government will shut down & world will end, or not2- Its my idea, no its your idea well I wont budge oh yeah, yeah The 2nd graders are at it again3- Tea Party so crazy even Karl Rove is fighting them4- How crazy? Lets do away with elections crazy5- Post truth journalism, welcome to brietbart.com6-  fact is we’ve already saved 84 billion but who needs facts7- LA Traffic the worst in other shocking news water is wet8- Oscar, watch your step9- Rodman the diplomat, still not as crazy as tea party Feb 28, 2013

1.    1.  State of the Union Obama is SMOOV2.    2. Rubio Rebuttal Lying makes me thirsty3.    3.  Rend rebuttal to rebuttal, why is there always a secret list?4.    4.  Loving immigrants and hating women what about women immigrants?5.    5. Dorner a damn shame all around6.    6. Bruce , Die Hard and shut up7.    7. Carnival Cruise vacation? Or Survivor episode?8.    8. Alabama players making ends meet9.    9. Condi, just gotta start something10. 10. Coke overdose, no , not that coke, COKE11. 11. Heart attack Grill finally truth in advertising Feb 18, 2013

1- How did I not make the Anti gun list? 2- Man collects guns hates government builds a bunker terrorist or tea bagger? 3- Birth control immoral child abuse , OK 4- Wearing Pants in France 5- Cant afford Acapulco, no worries tourists are attacked everywhere 6- Sen Geraldo Rivera? Uh, No

1- I'm not paying attention I'm on a cruise2- Inauguration on Martin Luther King day? What's next walking on water?3- Aretha Franklin to Kelly Clarkson4- Congress won't get paid and we're still looking for who cares5- New York. Gun owners ignited to Texas?  His should be good for a laugh6- Texas tea party7- Let's confess to Oprah8- I dedicate this podcast to my late imaginary girlfriend Jan 23, 2013

1- Guns. It's not video games it's the guns2- Sheriff Joe needs a calender not a posse3- Hypocrites Hall of Fame4- Good luck RG3 abd Roll Tide5- The NBA is playing. Before the all star break?6- Hockey's back. You did know they were gone right?7- Worst murder plot ever Jan 17, 2013

1-  South against everything2-  Fiscal Cliff Congress and a bunch of nothing3-  Bring back dueling gentlemen4-  Assault weapon stops crime. Oops never happened5-  Whew the rich got richer6-  Al Jazeera vs Current TV vs Fox News7-  Let's make up some news8-  Dr Oz having a show is a miracle9-  Dying for pictures10- Oh no, they breed Jan 10, 2013

1 Newtown shootings President Obama, what are you willing to do 2 He has a knife I have a 32 ounce Louisville slugger 3 Shooting kid with loud radio isn’t standing your ground 4 Romney Wins 5 Raise tax on millionaires and pay for it with Medicare 6 Obama takes corporate donations Lets get some nascar sponsor decals 7 California’s crazy again, or at least stupid 8 Rob Parker real black? Nope Real stupid 9 The Bieb is going sitcom Dec 20, 2012

1- Vegas baby. Pacqaio Rodeo Mal Hall and George Wallace. What a party2 Stand your ground defend your house stop the madness3 Jan brewer flips Repubs flop the new Republicans love latinos.4-Fiscal cliff. We're falling but don't worry it won't interruptcongressional vacations5 Dow up unemployment down worlds not ending6 Obama aid becomes lobbyist. Finally a democrat learning the corruptiongame7 FOX news home of Sarah Palin calls Susan Rice incompetent. No seriouslythey did8 War on Christmas? Just ask DMX and Rudolf Dec 13, 2012

1- Obama says take fiscal cliff fight to twitter, wants a fair and balanced approach. I guess he's just gonna rub that in FOX news people 2- Voters more willing to compromise than congress people. Well most voters aren't crooks paid by lobbyists so I'm not surprised 3- Jon Huntsman was biggest threat according to Obama campaign manager. No he wasn't , Jon Huntsman is reasonable. He never had a chance in republican primary 4- War on women is women's fault FOX news says learn your place ladies , then you?ll be happy and you wouldn't be voting for that socialist 5- Strike at Wal Mart...not happening 6- New Black Friday tradition, count the Wal Mart wounded. Bet the over/under 7- Stop the parade, We?re running out of helium Inflate balloons with Trumps hot air 8- Notre Dame is unbeaten 9- RIP Larry Hagman They finally got JR 10- Fl. woman arrested for riding a manatee. Let me get this straight Florida, riding manatee illegal, shooting black teenager, we're ok with that 11- Cop buys a homeless man a pair of boots

1-Happy Black Friday, I mean Thanksgiving2-Republicans, shut up the reason you lost is Obama was better3-You want to secede? Bye its been fun, screw off and play football against each other4-Weed is legal Twinkies are bankrupt? Oh noooooo5-Abandon kids football? OK, lets watch the fat teenagers show again6-Hammer goes Gangam style , and hopefully shares some financial advice Nov 22, 2012

1. Attn Old White Men New America includes everyone2. Karl Rove must report loss to Cheyney, good luck with that3. Racist Rants on Twitter How sad, future klansmen klan reduced to tweeting4. Whos Better off than 4 yrs ago, gun sellers5. Fiscal cliff my ass6. Florida shouldn’t be allowed to vote, period , end of story7. Weed wins Porn loses8. Hurricane Sandy still kicking ass9. Failure of Virgin America, we like our virgins cheap10. George Lucas to give billions away , another liberal redistributes wealth11. Gen Petraeus, love isn’t forever, emails are12. Still no Hockey Nov 13, 2012