Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

1- Check on a Republican2- Truth? We don't need no stinkin' truth.3- Trust me it's a college4- We're crazy about mental health issues5- Oh, I just remembered we are racist.

1- BANG BANG. Here we go again...2- It was about policing, remember?3- Jan 6? We were hoping you forgot.4- I’m racist so I’ll head to an NBA game. What could happen?!5- SHE'S THE GOAT, DAMMIT.6- Celebrate the stupid

1- Vaccines are dangerous. Now give me that bag of gas.2- I'm free to not wear my mask because I’m not vaccinated… huh?3- Straight white men will be alright4- I deny racism exists so now it goes away, right?5- My grandkid is rich… whew!6- The bible said WHAT?7- KBLA.Com Unapologetically Progressive

1- Pipeline is down. Price is up. Memorial Day is coming.2- Let me fill these gas cans and light this here cigarette.3- Take off that mask.4- Bankrupt? Only morally.5- Hey, kid. Want a gun?6- I’ll be damned. A good guy with a gun.7- Tent City. The good kind.8- Goodbye, Ellen.9- See what had happened was I washed that ticket...

1- Back to work2- Lynching. Fucking LYNCHING.3- Who throws a whopper?4- Critical Race Theory is critical of racists.5- Our only idea is NO.6- Our next Governor7- "But, Your Honor, I have FOXMANIA..."

1- Bad cops and Bad cops2- 100 days 511 to 67. Yep, baby hands wins.3- Damn, they like him. Let's make something up.4- They didn’t mean for Nick Foles to win.5- Damn your newfangled airline, I’ll take a boat.6- You’re fired.7- See we’ve got these ladders….

1- Guilty Guilty Guilty2- Systematic Racism3- Officer Bryan B: The cop we need.4- The Founding Fathers said5- Ben Carson still shucking and jivin'.6- God definitely has a sense of humor7- “Ladders! Get your ladders here! $5 ladders!”

1- Things so bad, killer cop is out of the news2- Another mass shooting... Seems they’re illegal.3- Even Pat Robertson is tired of it.4- Hands up, ah hell, I’ll shoot anyway.5- Back off, cop. I’m white.6- Support which troops?7- Where’s my beachfront property?8- Black Lives work hard too.

1- Mitch Flipped for Coke money2- You wouldn’t want trump to call you a defector...3- Who wants to die now?4- Cop vs Cop, or just the truth?5- You’re fired..6- She didn’t take the money.7 - The Wolfette of Wall Street

1- It’s the Derek Chauvin Trial2- No, we say No. What is it? Doesn’t matter. NO.3- Way to go, Pete.4- Wait, what? They want to vote?5- I vote you don’t fly Delta6- 177- Damn that yoga.8- I have billion minus 130 dollars.

1- Hello, Florida. Joker... Governor... same thing.2- Welcome to Texas. Wait-- Where ya goin'?3- Lyin' Ted tells the truth.4- Republican constitution is pro gun and anti vote.5- She’s not supposed to salute, Stupid.6- Sorry, Jay, I’m not apologizing.

1- A hate crime is not a bad day.2- Domestic Terrorists are White Supremacists.3 - Jen Psaki don’t play.4- Terri Lynn trying to take Karen’s place.5- Reefer Madness6- KBLATALK1580.com

1- Stimulating Stimulus2- I voted NO but that was yesterday3- We’d like some transparency for our fake questions4- Guess who’s voting by mail5- Princess of Pain

1- Welcome to Florida2- Texas is open3- Golden idols made in Mexico4- CPAC and the C is for CULT5- Lyin Ted is lyin again.6- Cancel that order of Freedom Fries.7- Dr. Suess and Mr. Potato Head walk into a bar...

1- He’s only 13. He’s just a boy.2- You took the money. You pay the price.3- Regulation: It saves you cash and kept the lights on.4- The cost of tragedy5- VIP’s for vaccines? Wait- wasn’t it all fake?6- Tiger7- Let's stay fat, America. It's safer.

1- Texas is freezing so Ted goes to Mexico.2- Rush is gone. Guess cancer is real.3- Enough of the former guy4- Do the righting, Tom, you’re the GOAT.5- Pull yourself up? We’re here to push you down.6- Can you retire from what you’ve never done?

1- Grandpa Simpson rambling defense2- We’re impartial so let us help you before we vote not guilty3- You cost me $2 billion. You’re fired!4- Cheney as a voice of Reason????5- The GOAT was out there GOATing. It was Super.6- Pranks gone wild7- Who needs cards when you have a cannon?8- R.I.P., Chick Corea

1- Black History is now. Congrats to Stacy Abrams and BLM on Nobel Prize Nominations.2- You know you’re right when the right is mad at ya.3- McConnell hates that the Dems have learned to be shitty like McConnell.4- Soul Cycle classes do not an educator make.5- Your honor, can I go to Mexico?6- Vaccine and the God Gene7- Don’t poke the GOAT8- Oregon Experiment: This makes too much sense.

1- Biden said his name2- Laser beams, Communists... Hello, Marjorie.3- Got that Hydroxy. Anyone? Anyone?4- Oregon is scary.5- Don’t Game with Gamers.6- You bought your way in, not out.7- Nia Dennis is Magic.8- Father Time is undefeated but he’s against the ropes right, LeBron. Right, Tom.

1- We’ve inaugurated sanity2- Thank you, Amanda Gorman. Black Girl Magic takes over DC.3- Trump slinks out like garbage with over 1 protester4- Caught up in the moment5- Keep Karen in Jail.6- Turtle flips and stupid Cruz7- Tom Won