Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

1- There’s no crying in terrorism.2- I was gonna be brave, seems I forgot my gun.3- GoFundMe needed to buy rubber bullets and tear gas4- Racists anarchists terrorists and thugs5- No sympathy6- Let's try jail time. Real prison time.7- Hawley and Cruz too8- Black on black crime, no. White on white solutions.9- "That’s not who we are..." Yes, it is. Now do better.

1- Treason by any other name2- Remember states rights3- Covidiots of Cali4- NY Karen hiding in Cali5- Socialism for the not-so-rich. The real rich we got covered.6- Threw a pass to help7- Sir Lewis Hamilton

1 - Merry Christmas and Happy Kwanzaa2 - $600 whether you need it or not3 - Where’s that other 700 billion?4 - He almost got right5 - Fraud. You want to talk fraud???6 - Privilege vs Punishment7 - My aunt’s cousin’s stepson’s girlfriend died from thevaccination It's true I read it at Q Anon8 - Wal Mart Justice

1 - Thought it would be quiet2 - BLM Never stop saying it3 - Resist Quit Threaten KKK That's 4 stories4 - Pain Compliance. That’s a thing5 - Good News Giving away billions6 - You can blow up trump plaza7 - Palm Beach HOA don’t play

1 - Say his name Casey Christopher Gordon2 - Be consistent in your BS3 - You’re a hacker, or you have google4 - Who needs republicans with Dems like these5 - Mandatory Retirement is a thing6 - Bill Gates is right and he invented it7 - Listen to Coach K8 - Intergalactic Space Federation. Why the hell not?9 - Is this who we’ve become. No its who we are

1- Go back to your baby desk and watch Schoolhouse Rock.2- I just need to practice lying.3- Candace, please shut up for Christmas.4- You’re under arrest for spreading a REAL virus5- Rolling coal for assholes6- Do not say stay home from your Mexican resort7- Bankruptcy to billions. NICE.

1- This show has been cancelled. They all are.2- Do as I say not as I do.3 - If it's leaky, get a new one.4- He’s lying. We’re FOX News. We know lying.5- Symmetry6- That’s SIR Lewis Hamilton, at least it should be.

1- Biden/Harris WIN2- All it took was counting the votes3- There are doctors on Biden's Covid team. It's getting crazy already.4- NO, don’t feel sorry for Trumpers!5- FOX NEWS experiments with truth6- We are unblocked7- Don’t forget the Progressives8- Funny thing happened next to the porn shop...

1- Who Won? Who Knows?2- We closed Trump U. How is the Electoral College still open?3- Rain, snow, sleet, & hail? YES. Ballots? NO.4- More states legalize much needed weed5- Even in California racism wins, again.6- Same senate, different day.7- The militia is illegal. Someone tell law enforcement!8- Kanye! Say it ain’t so!

1- Die for dear leader, or at least hospitalized. 2- Trump Office of Science?3- Daddy Putin gives baby hands a talking to4- Handmaiden on Supreme Court 5- Bring your gun to the polls: what could go wrong?6- Smaller gub’mint unless it’s my gub’mint7- Say his name, Walter Wallace Jr, again8- Dodgers win the series 

1- the Anti-Endorsement2- We’ll do anything to keep these courts unfair.3- Get him with his science4- So how does this Twitter thing work again?5- We are the real men and we’re scared.6- So you say my boss is on this interweb thing. Uh-oh...

1- Sham Hearings2- What if she were Muslim?3- “She's a mom and a Marine.” EXACTLY.4- Don't drop your ballot in the box5- Vote Vote Vote. Drive’s 'em crazy.6- Lakers win, LeBron wins7- Watching Lewis Hamilton is watching history8- Rona. Your bubble is not America, not even ‘merikkka.

1- VP debate: let’s get a ref.2- That fly was doing what flies do3- That militia is a gang4- You’re charged with murder, uh... and fired.5- No Nobel prize for you

1- Trump gets Covid… I think.2- Debates? You ever played chess with a pigeon?!3- 4 million people, 1 ballot box. No voter suppression here.4- She went to Rhodes College so she’s a Rhodes scholar, next question.5- Rode across the west. Flood, depression, hope, and funny.6- Back to the virtual world

1- Her Life Mattered2- Wanton Endangerment of Justice3- Truth? About White Supremacists? What government is this?4- What IS a hate crime, Iowa?5- RIP to the Notorious RBG6- The race to hypocrisy will be won Saturday7- Dave has done it again8- I guess I haven't, I’m underrated9- Jesus told you to wear a mask

1- I’m safe. You... not so much.2- Four in 1 equal whopper3- It will get cooler4- Damn Antifa and their unknown cars5- Slow that Camry down6- NO ONE WANTS COPS SHOT.7- It’s not LeBron’s fault.8- I am Groot.

1- Law and Order my azz2- Stars and Stripes forever3- This is what the players did4- Black on black crime of the highest order5- Too many, too soon

1- Jacob Blake: Say his name.2- Kyle Rittenhouse is a criminal.3- Athletes matter. Thank you all.4- Shuckin' and Jivin' for the RNC5- Anti-mask parents schooled by kids

1- The speeches tho2- Buy Goodyear3- Bannon fraud4- Shut up, Lil' Marco.5- Bye, Laurie.6- Never shut up and dribble.7- A pussy is tougher than you.

1- Biden/Harris2- Losing from the front3- I got nothing.