Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

1- 3 Men and a Baby2- Sacrifice for Dear Leader3- Demon sex makes me sleepy4- Please keep your crazy behind the blue line5- "Everybody hates me." Yeah.6- President Pelosi 20217- $600? No. A few billion here and there? No problem.8- Sports is back, sort of.9- She should probably find something new

1- RIP John Lewis. Stay out, Mitch McConnell.2- My quote is Fake News3- He caught the Fake Virus4- Old Time Religion: Now with New and Improved Virus!5- Mask wars6- 'Rona in sports and strip clubs but try the wings7- The Silent Majority

1- I’m back to new normal2- He passed the test, so did a brick.3- A Real American Hero4- Teachers fighting to save kids. Governor, not so much...5- Dr Fauci's worst worst nightmare6- No, Kanye, you idiot. NO.7- The Happiest place on earth and there’s sports.8- Thank You, John Lewis. R.I.P.

1 - Obama didn’t test for a disease that didn’t exist. Damn him...2 - Game show host... doctor... same thing.3 - If the say open schools, you better close the schools.4 - If you volunteer for the virus, it isn’t tragic to lose you.5 - Let's have a convention. Pandemic, uh, I’ll skype in.6 - Black lives don’t matter, especially not my husband's.

1- Tragically, we’re shooting again.2- Leading off stupid, the undisputed champ, Trump.3- Kanye, enough clown shit.4- Can’t cancel Hamilton5- The indestructible 20’s6- Brain eating amoeba will starve in Florida7- Bison don’t like selfies8- My Hulk mask is manly, bitches.9- Karen don’t know looting10- No mask, no worries. My store deals in dead folksclothes.

1- Texas finds science.2- Florida doesn’t.3- God’s perfect breathing apparatus4- Karen and Ken bought a gun5- It wasn’t a hate noose, it was a plain ole noose6- The dog whistle is getting louder7- R.I.P. Khari Parker

1- I may get cancelled2- The truth shall set you free3- I was fine until you tested me4- Wish I was wrong5- A new low... Again6- Tik Tok kids7- Go get em, kids. You’re better than we are.8- Take care, D.L.

1- Atlanta on fire2- Hanging is always suspicious3- Juneteenth dog whistles and orange stupidity4- Please tell The 'Souf they lost5- Sorry, Karen, I’m not quick to forgive.6- Can we get marketing on this defund thing?7- Corona cases up. We ain't staying inside.8- 8:46, watch it. Dave Chappelle is the G.O.A.T.

1- Long week2- Boogaloo boys are doing CrossFit with Meghan McCain for Trump. That’s the first 5.3- Fox News is still Fox News4- Sports accusations, apologies, and racism5- Shut up and dribble? No, Laura you should just shut up.6- Police in trouble on video. Keep breaking laws and heads on video.7- Black Live Matter Plaza8- Ella Jones, the first Black Mayor of Ferguson.9- Rahul Dubey: An American Hero

1- Murder, riots, shootings at the beach... it’s only been a week.2- George Floyd murder, after Aubrey murder after, Taylor murder... Can’t keep up.3- You realize thugs and looters come in white too?4- Hey, Kanye, listen to Taylor.5- Twitter says, "Shut up Trump."6- It’s not the testing, stupid.7- Amy can’t go to the park8- You do realize there are black men in the NBA, don’t you?9- Amy can’t go to the park

1- Dog whistles, I mean, racist signals everywhere2- He ain’t bright3- Obama congratulates graduates4- Does he stay or does he go now?5- Religion vs science: You lose.6- A Florida man. Imagine that.7- She flies with with the birds

1- I doth protest2- Bill Gates is not out to kill you3- Call it what it is. Racist, misogynistic baby talk.4- Obamagate is real. Real BS.5- Karen Karen Karen6- Real heroes being heroes

1- Been busy. Only 1/2 an episode.2- Thanks for letting me be myself3- Mask politics4- Mask Killing5- Masking common sense6- Justice for Ahmaud Arbery7- Just be nice, dammit. BE NICE.

1- Don’t be like Mike. Pence, that is.2- "I was just kidding or lying or dumb."3- We’re #1. One a million and counting...4- We can re-open, soon as I get over this cough...5- Ahh, New Zealand...6- Let’s open the gym because I own gyms.7- The world is sad and disappointed but oddly notsurprised8- Not that Tupac, the other Tupac.

1- Protest. Liberate. Let our stupid run free.2- No, you’re not slaves. You’re fools.3- This is a test, Georgia. It is only a test.4- Vegas is a gamble5- Who finances this operation freedom thing?6- My Pillow, My Masks, My Money7 - Big business is small business8- I can get by on 47 million9- I didn’t get a billion dollars by helpin' people.10- Stupid will always survive

1- Little orange baby throws a tantrum2- Council of idiots to open ‘Merica3- Propaganda checks4- Your stupidity is absolute, your power is not.5- Second Amendment vs Tenth Amendment: his followers haveread neither6- Damn you, Chinese racists.7- Damn you, NASCAR racists.8- Thank you, Jackie Robinson9- Australia don’t give a fuck

1- Scoreboard Celebrities2- Hey, Jared. Yes, they’re ours. It's in the title.3- It ain’t 5G4- Ok, churches. God gave us brains. Let's use them.5- Never apologize for mocking stupidity6- Madea is an angel7- Lean on Me. Thank you, Bill Withers.

1- Let's drop his ratings.2- Stay inside and out of Florida.3- Keep your distance. Really.4 - Yes. We are that bad.5- What are you doing?6- If you’re walking the streets of Brooklyn in a plasticbubble, you’re winning.7- I hope there’s hope

1- No leadership2- Left Africa to stand in line3- Keep laughing4- Scientists are smarter than politicians5- Did i mention no leadership?6- KUDOS to the food chain people7- Everything is cancelled8- Don't shoot. Don’t drink the bleach.9- How about that lack of leadership?

1- Ship to LA to FL to LA to MIL to LA to TX to Cape Town!2- Super Tuesday3- Please support your democrat.4- First symptom is stupid5- I’ll be back.