Lost At Home Podcast

Need a cure for AIDS, MERS or just about anything except cheese addiction? North Korea's got you covered. How do you get back at an ex? Ruin all your stuff. And what connection does ketchup and Pokemon have to adult films? Listen in and get lost with us for that and much more...like listing off 718 Pokemon...twice, plus another reading from the Diaries of Trashy McTrashTrash!

How much stupid can one state have? If you're Florida, all of it! We've got a Florida flaming firework failure, fantasy firearms, fowl fights and a fleeing fella furiously fighting for freedom from the fuzz. And some dude wacked off in Walmart and wiped his "fluids" on some hefty bags...ewww is right, on the Lost At Home Podcast.

Ever worry about getting torn apart by post-apocalyptic clowns? You will now. How does the future affect the past? I dunno. How much exercise does sex account for? A FitBit for your junk will tell you all you need to know. And when is it okay to commit arson? I'd say if you lose your crappy job at KFC, that's good enough a reason for me. All this plus discussions on Bill Murray, crazy futuristic science, heavy metal music and vampire battle dance-offs. Won't you take a moment and get lost with us?

How good was Avengers 2? Could it ever be as good as Kung Fury? Are computerized pants the future of park masturbation? Has occupational safety for porn shoots gone too far? Shouldn't men of God be allowed to have gay sex in public and embezzle; at least as much as police should have the right to fuck coked up hookers on a golf course in front of minors? In the latest sexisode from The Lost At Home Podcast, we attempt to shed light on some of these question. Take a minute and get lost with us.

How cool can a goth festival be? Germany proves that it can be pretty f@%kin' cool. How about children's poetry? Well, South Korea has that one covered, if you like poetry about matricide. What is art? Whatever it is, it's not stealing Instagram photos like a talentless dink. And move over Rosetta Stone, learning a language is a whole lot better when sexy teachers are involved. Settle down and take a minute to get lost with us...

Ever wonder what it would be like to bang a 3,800 pound Walrus? Have you wanted to taste human meat but just don't have the time to cannibalize? And skeletons in lawn chairs? Get a job Skeletor! All that plus a sit down with Jack Thomas Smith from the 2014 horror flick Infliction and the upcoming film In the Dark. Jack talks about special effects, non-Twilight movie monsters and how an indie movie gets funded. Hint: it's something you can be a part of thanks to In the Dark's Indiegogo campaign. Got a few minutes? Then you have time to get lost with us.

On this week's all new show we have another interview! Nicki Clyne, from Battlestar Galactica, sat down with us at ChaseCon 2015 last week and we had a blast chatting about whether breakfast cereal is actually soup, who her favorite Ghost Buster is, and more! For the rest of the show we bring you more of the usual fun as well as a guest appearance by our Australian buddy Bruce Bruce Moran! We talk about stoners to-do lists and what it means to find a stick! After that we jump back into the show again to talk about a controversial game that made its way onto Steam called "Kill the Fa@@ot." We celebrate the first anniversary of the invasion of Minecraft Denmark! We learn what it truly means to be an alcoholic and much much more! Got a few minutes? Then you have time to get lost with us.....

DC Comics artist Babs Tarr sits down with us this week to discuss all things Batgirl, drawing and style. Then we get to know Babs even better with 10 questions, where we talk Star Wars, custom light sabers, bad pickup lines and tons of Game of Thrones. After that, it's onto local bear news and web droppings, where we talk goat pranks, Jeffrey Dahmer and what to do with multiple vaginas. Finally, we end the show with a quick chat with Samuel Chase from our time at ChaseCon. It's an action packed week at The Lost At Home Podcast!

Sleep with the electric fan on? Your funeral bozo. Wanna go to heaven? Well, strippers are your golden ticket. What do you do if you have a surplus of lunch meat and not enough crack? Barter. Sad robot want happy time? It's called ecstasy R2 and it's f$*king amazing! All this and more on this week's Lost At Home Podcast.

Star Wars! Star Wars! Han Solo! Star Wars! Storm troopers! Star Wars! AAAAHHHH! Also...karaoke handjobs, a sex addict mom loves Twister, vintage toilet dildos, Satan, fake dentists, self circumcision fails and Thor makes love to a spruce. And more fun with Periscope!

Did you know that the divorce rate in Maine correlates with the per capita consumption of margarine in the U.S.? This episode we touch on that and some other ridiculous causation vs. correlation stats. In the rest of our all web droppings show, a professor is in trouble for sending anal bead porn to her students, a man beds a scarecrow and dies from STD (scarecrow transmitted death), bull jizz is worth a lot of money, and if you need a homemade vasectomy just anger some elderly man at a construction site.

This week we take a break from the abnormal to bring you a first in Lost At Home history. In the spirit of entertainment and those who have paved the way before us we bring you the Lost At Home Variety Show! Join us as we present skits, new songs from "Five Stars and Beyond the Pale" the 5 star review album Sonic Jalopy has been crafting, a couple of guest stars doing things, an interview with Samuel Chase of ChaseCon New York, British people, and a little bit more that we're not mentioning here right now because that would ruin all the surprises! Check it out! Share it with a friend! Let us know how it went on that social media we keep hearing about! And most of all come get lost with us!

WWE and WCW wrestling legend Brutus "the Barber" Beefcake stops by the show to talk wrestling, beating up Hulk Hogan and his upcoming appearance at the ChaseCon Comic Convention. In web droppings, Obvious Plant on Tumblr is a genius, a woman helps boys become men at a bar mitzvah, men inadvertently flirt with one another on Tindr and it turns out you can't get time off if you're sad about One Direction. All this and more on this week's Lost At Home Podcast.

Looking to legalize ignorance, bigotry AND execution? Can my medicine start texting me and if so, will Viagra only send me dick pics? Love that BK Whopper smell so bad you need to share it with everyone? And are you rich but bored? Lost At Home has a prescription for you and it's called Shut the F**k Up and Listen. Time for another dose ya dweebs.

Is there a mystery pooper living right next door to you? Isn't there a faster way to get drunk that doesn't require sooo much liquid? Can you ever have too many pictures of shrimp? And what do you mean rolling in feces doesn't provide me with immunity from the law? I thought this was America! Nope. Just another episode of the lost at home podcast.

Need to crowd source some money for sex toys, dumb shirts, and even dumber wrist guards? Have you ever wanted to take pictures inside a vagina? Will friendly tomato-feeding robots be the end of mankind? What does it say about someone who smokes weed and gains an appetite...for horse dick? Those are just some of the questions we'll be answering on this week's Lost At Home Podcast, not to mention a new audiobook snippet from the Wonderful Mr. Roy Wells and a track by Sonic Jalopy and ElemEnohPee.

Can your dick or nipples retract back into your body? Need a place to drop off that unwanted baby? Is it possible to power our planet by masturbating and will it help save polar bears' penises? Why do South Koreans love adultery so much? The Lost At Home Podcast will attempt to answer these questions in the latest episode. Also on the podcast, we discover a hidden gem by the name of Roy Wells, narrator extraordinaire, Mary Poppins gets some much-needed death metal treatment, Alien Tampon the Movie and what the hell, Kirk Cameron.

Wanna know all about the world of poultry-based puppet films? Ever played a puppet-based game of Marry, Kill, F**k? Why did the chicken cross the road? This week, venture deep into the world of fowl with the much anticipated interview with Bad Chicken creators Carter Mays and David Schweizer. We also have a couple of web droppings too and end the show with some more of David's music from Bad Chicken.

Does your local grocery store sell Raccoon? What does Ice-T have to do with D&D? How many Gay Bear rappers does it take to break the internet? Can you make breakfast in your vagina? FaceBook hates Native Americans? Those are just some of the tough questions that we’ll be answering this week on the Lost at Home Podcast.

There are idiots all around us. Let's face even, even we can be the dunce in the room from time to time. But some truly take idiocy to a higher level. This week we touch on a few. For instance, did you know there's a difference between Latin and Latin America? How about anti-vaxxer children's books teaching the joy--yes, joy--of getting those adorable red spots called measles to show off to all your friends. What else got lost this week? Masked Kiwis creeping in the woods, a man with an orgasm limit, chocolate assholes, freestyle pooping, sexually transmitted demons, a new surprise segment and Bruce Bruce joins us for the first time since before the holidays. We also have another Sonic Jalopy produced 5-star review to go out on--strange, funny and a little f'd up. Gather 'round and get lost at home with us!