Lost At Home Podcast

Wanna have sex with an ankle while eating a hot dog wrapped in a chicken "bun" on an Afghan drone rug while killing your cat with boxed wine and catnip? You've come to the right place! This week we review a list of items that are actually for sale that maybe shouldn't be. Heading south to Florida, four bros manage to fit four deer in a Mini Cooper and Ms. Jasmine Tridevil gets arrested for a DUI. Speaking of Ms. Tridevil (three boobed woman), listen up later in the show for a taste of her wonderful BDSM "music" video. For web droppings, we get serious with some creepy horror movie stuff going on in India and then lighten it up with some toilet taters. And finally, we have our first 5-star review in a long time for QuadFatherMft. It's a bit epic and nonsensical so listen all the way to the end!

Little people, midgets, dwarfs--call them what you will, but this week is all about them on the Lost At Home Podcast. Sit back as we give you the biggest dose of little, schooling you on some little person trivia, midget towns and a timeline of historical little people/midgets/dwarfs. We even bring Disney into it with Pinocchio, the Seven Dwarfs and Auschwitz...yes, for some reason you can't have Disney without antisemitism popping up somewhere. If that's not enough, how about some midget-related urban legends? Oh, and we also tell you where you can rent a dwarf for whatever, as long as you fill out a questionnaire first.

Due to legal issues we were unable to record a full show for you. We can't get into all the details, but fear not as we were able to dig up a real gem from the Lost At Home Radio Hour archives. This time we head back to 1994, when grunge was king, flannel was the couture du jour, and everyone was loving Ace Ventura...almost everyone. In this blast from the past, brought to you by similes, we talk Donkey Kong Country, battle it out in a yo mama joke off, discuss the console wars of the day (Sega Saturn vs. Playstation), and GMOs make their debut to the masses with the Flavr Savr tomato. Of course the real highlight is the second half of our interview with the Godfather of Grunge himself, Kurt Cobain. He talks to us about his influences, sex, and more!

It's a Sexisode! This week, Lost At Home Podcast is your one stop shop for all things sex. Learn why women don't like looking at naked men (unless they have boners) and whey women prefer the smell of leather and gasoline to Axe Body Spray. Take a tour with us of some strange sex laws still on the books in the U.S. and then let's go globally bonin' as we take things international with some strange sex facts from around the world. In our Floridiots segment, a couple decides the best place to get it on is on top of a used Kia Sedona at a dealership. In Sex Droppings, a video game helps strengthen vaginas, another hot teacher doinks a student, and sometimes female ejaculate is just a whole lotta pee (according to studies). And thinking about sending a dick pic to that special someone? You might want to check out "I Saw Your Willy" beforehand to learn the dangers of doing such things.

Welcome to the year 2015! Let's take a trip to the present and discover the futuristic world of hoverboards, flying cars, Doc Brown's agonizing death by radiation poisoning and other Back to the Future "predictions." Then, we break last year's resolution by finally succumbing to the need to include a Florida segment, rightly titled Floridiots. What does it take to be a Floridiot, other than being from America's most flaccid dink shaped state? You could lock yourself in an unlocked closet for two days or vandalize your fortune-teller girlfriend's car because she foresaw you getting doinked by grandma with a sex toy. And on tap for web droppings, the Argentine President adopts a kid to save him from becoming a werewolf (only not really) and Play Doh enrages parents with a Dil Doh maker. Last but not least, Kanye West introduces us all to the new indie star Paul McCartney.

No year-end roundups, no "This year in," just more Lost At Home to end your 2014. In this "Year End Spectacular" we say goodbye to the holidays with some help from Krampus, the Christmas demon. After a Krampus history lesson, we talk Pornhub polls, which tell us crucial information about international porn preferences. Also: McDonalds gives late-night customers a hardcore pornographic treat, a McChicken becomes a weapon, Walgreens realizes swastika wrapping paper isn't ideal for Hanukkah, and a woman gets some dandy Nazi propaganda in a gum ball machine. To end the year, enjoy some of our favorite new music, Fartbarf!

We're all being watched. As adults, we all know that, whether it's by the NSA, hackers, or just that creepy neighbor. But now it's time to indoctrinate our children into this. Enter Elf on the Shelf! There hasn't been a better way to scare your kids into feeling like Big Brother is watching since the 1984 Edition of Teddy Ruxpin. Join us as we talk about the implications of Elf on the Shelf, with an occasional aside to talk about sex with pumpkins. We also touch on a Christmas haunted house and porn actors singing Christmas carols. Not to be upstaged, the great Christopher Lee brings us some Christmas carols of his own, metal style! Happy Holidays from Lost At Home!

Famed podcaster and comedian Erin McGathy joins us this week to talk about the weather, relationships, her recent marriage to Dan Harmon, her work on Harmontown, Funny Or Die, sketch comedy, art and of course about "This Feels Terrible," her successful podcast covering "love, sex and all matters of heartbreak." We then subject her to our 10 questions that take some fun tangential turns, from bestiality to Los Angeles sunsets. To end the show, we touch a bit on Shia LaBeouf's ups and downs and go out on Rob Cantor's song about Mr. LaBeouf himself.

It's a sort-of-not-really-almost Holiday themed episode, starting off with a little discussion about Christmas this week. Of course, where would a Christmas discussion be without examining Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas (for the third week in a row)? Then there's Home Alone's stark similarities to the Saw movie, and a pastor gives us all a Holiday gift when he bestows upon us how to rid the world of AIDS. Also, Aaron Paul of Breaking Bad releases the Yo Bitch app, the UK bans many wonderful sex acts in porn, a group of innocent furries get gassed, and masturbation makes its way to Kohl's. Of course in between all that we'll put the magic Lost At Home spin on things and take a side turn into horse fellatio and home stigmata kits. We end this week's episode on with the song Nature is a Ride or Die Bitch by Kurt Von Stetten, the composer of our wonderful new theme song. Happy Holidays!!

Thanksgiving is behind us, which means there are some obligatory Black Friday conversations to be had, although thanks to Cards Against Humanity it's much more entertaining than usual. And what kind of podcast would this be without some creamy celebrity gossip? Well, we don't have any so we decide to talk about Creed and Kirk Cameron instead. As far as web droppings go, we've got stories about a horny old sugar grandaddy who gets his comeuppance, the new reindeer deputies helping out in Siberia, and for once it's Scott who brings poo to the table--not literally, but in the form of the "poop powered bus" making routes in the UK. And last but not least, we get professional with a new custom theme song care of Kurt Von Stetten, an awesome Boston-area musician who was kind enough to grace us with his talents. Enjoy!

On this week exciting new episode we talk about some disturbing Golden Age Hollywood deaths. Then to lighten things up we express our love of Too Many Cooks, the app Pocket, and strange letters we get sent to our website. Then we talk shit about Evernote. Talk shit about Elephant shit. Scott sings country music. Lobster tails get misused, hipster business models are discussed, and Jer talks about poop some more.Allthis and more! Enjoy!

Everyone wants to be a famous actor, but there are certain parts of the job you don't think about when dreaming of fame and fortune...like nearly getting your dick burned off. After some discussion about those Hollywood troubles, we step into the world of another Hollywood-ish-sorta "star," Kirk Cameron. He's trying to save Christmas! And he has a prolapsed anus—that second part is hearsay, and possibly heresy. Of course there are also the classic Web Droppings, which this week consist of Satanist coloring books and their tag team victory with the Constitution over Christians (sorry Kirk), psychologically disturbed sandwiches that learn to write, a cocaine-loving priest, ironic flight simulator deaths and, of course, Jesus finally learns to reach Americans by showing up where they'll actually pay attention—in their fried chicken. Take that church!

Moral Orel, Drinky Crow, Conan O'Brien, Mr. Show, Mary Shelley's Frankenhole...the list of amazing shows our guest Dino Stamatopoulos has been a part of goes on and on, and is truly worth geeking out over. Dino, who was also a writer and starred as Star-Burns on Dan Harmon's Community, was nice enough to give us his time to discuss his career, the upcoming Charlie Kaufman pic Anomalisa (produced by Starburns Industries), his time with Louis C.K., a new Triumph the Insult Comic Dog project and, of course, which Muppet is the most bangable. He also points us toward the musician Robbie Fulks to listen to; as the guy who got us into The Mountain Goats (via Moral Orel), we heed his advice and are far from disappointed. As if that wasn't enough, we still have enough left in the tank to bring you web droppings about paranoid preachers, S&M restaurants, Winnie the Pooh gangbangs and dirt bag entrepreneurs. Just another day Lost At Home.

You think you're safe from drones? Think again! This week we tell you why you're in danger. Whether you're a human being hunted by a drone, an animal being hunted by a drone, or even a drone being hunted by a human, you're not safe! A little later, Bruce Bruce stops by to talk whale surfing and shark evading. And how many times is too many times to masturbate in a McDonald's drive-thru? Two. Two times. Also on the pod, a couple bangs it out in the back seat of a police cruiser on the way to jail, Dr. Lovinggood removes a patient's perfectly healthy kidney, and ISIS is after your pets! Listen 'til the end and get a preview of our new monthly podcast with Troll 2's Darren Ewing titled 'Horror in the Court,' in which we pit two horror movies against one another in a fictional court of law.

Wrapping up Halloween month with the OFFICIAL Halloween episode, we Mythbust urban legends about poisonous and dangerous Halloween treats. Turns out there's little to be afraid of when it comes to Halloween candy, aside of course from the diabetes and obesity. We also jump on the Ebola Train, adding our own spin to the media hype and fear mongering. To round out the show, we have our last group of scary-themed web droppings this month, with stories involving cannibalism: Pakistan Edition, a historian that takes grave robbing too far, a head master that resides over his old class in Romania as a skeleton, a Satanist in Oklahoma who takes his rage out on the 10 commandments, clowns that get naughty with dildos at a haunted house, a man who is granted a finance-free divorce because his wife is a genie, and Scott gracefully explains what munging is. Happy Halloween everybody!

Vampire graveyards take center stage to start the show this week, morphing somehow into a film about bricks and dicks. It's the journey that matters though, so join us on our tangential path! Along the way you'll also learn about the scariest haunted houses in the world, a vanishing cabin, zombie Santa Claus, a wannabe Lizzie Borden, and the burrowing spider. Ooooohh (read as a ghost sound).

To keep the spirit of Halloween going we put together a special dramatic reading of the first (of many?) Lost At Home Podcast fan fiction piece. Listen as Freddy Krueger of Nightmare on Elm Street fame battles Pennywise from Stephen King's It for possession of tweens in Derry, Maine. Listen further as things heat up between the two monstrous icons and...well...just listen.....

To keep the spirit of Halloween going, we've not only got some weird and creepy web droppings for you, we put together a special dramatic reading of the first (of many?) Lost At Home Podcast fan fiction pieces. Listen as Freddy Krueger of Nightmare on Elm Street fame battles Pennywise from Stephen King's It for possession of tweens in Derry, Maine. Listen further as things heat up between the two monstrous icons and...well...just listen. For web droppings this week: The Wasco Clown photography/art project terrifies California residents, a burglar leads cops to him by leaving a special stain inside a teddy bear at the crime scene, a bachelorette party goes awry, a sacrificial goat turns the tables on its sacrificers, a teen loses his virginity to an unlikely subject, and...SPIDERS! Sleep tight.

Boy, do we have a show for you! This week we speak with Vincent Guastini of his eponymous special effects studio, Vincent Guastini Productions. Vincent has worked on a fully geekable list of films including: Dogma, Requiem for a Dream, The Last of the Mohicans, Cabin Fever: Patient Zero, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and Infliction, to name just a few. He also has a hand in V/H/S: Viral, the latest installment in the series due out October 23rd. Listen in as we discuss his work on some of the aforementioned films and pick his brain about how he got started, what his favorite movie monster is, and even what he prefers for romantic comedies. Also on the pod: This week in Truthers, polyphonic singing that doesn't sound humanly possible, a fish with human teeth is caught in Russia, a zombie cobra comes back from the dead for revenge on the chef who killed it, potatoes don't make good contraception, and Kansas declares October "Zombie Preparedness Month."

It's Halloween Month, so we'll be looking to serve up as many stories and web droppings with sinister themes that we can find. On the menu this week: Walking Dead human flesh burgers, new ways to make Instagram creepy, fart metal, zombie Ebola patients, a horror frog that breaks its own bones to generate claws, street corner child exorcisms, and Satan lives in your anus.