Lost At Home Podcast

This week on the pod, Scott and Jeremiah discuss the lack of alpaca porn in the world, give you a little iPhone 6 news that may have gotten lost in the fray, and Bruce Bruce stops by to talk about Mandarin Chinese while Scott attempts to just talk Mandarin Chinese. Also on the podcast: Scott's take on a vague dispute about Hot Pockets, a man stabs his roommate over a loud threesome (jealous much?), a man surprisingly has to get ball bearings surgically removed from his penis and a woman decides to add another boob, ala Total Recall. There's also some news regarding a new horror-themed podcast with Darren Ewing of Troll 2 fame and the podcast gets its first comic con invite thanks to ChaseCon!

Why should the blind be left out when it comes to the wonders of pornography? Luckily they don't have to be anymore, thanks to the charitable work of pornfortheblind.org. Join Scott and Jeremiah this week for a sample of a few entries. You'll want more, we promise. Also on the pod: Mac Lethal inspires with a new track, Channing Tatum wants to touch your junk, a new boob squeezing s(t)imulator allows geeks to get denied sexual activity even in the virtual world, how much masturbation a man can handle before dying, crack tarts, toddler daycare fight club part 2, and a motel owner gives guests much more molesting than they bargained for (that'll drive your Yelp reviews down the toilet).

What happens to your beloved soulless, godless, unbaptized pets after you get raptured? As troubling as it sounds, lil' Fluffy won't be going with you when you join the Lord, but that doesn't mean your pet has to fall victim to starvation or fend for itself in a post-apocalyptic Mad Maxian animal frenzy free-for-all! This week on the podcast we'll point you toward a service to take care of your pets post-rapture. Also on the pod: My Parents Open Carry book reviews, toddler fight club, why it's never ok to look at porn at work, what $85 worth of mayo really buys you, hallucinating hostaged hopheads, a masturbating meth head resists arrest, Zimbabwe: Panties Edition and of course, Coolio releases a song about whacking off to Pornhub. Buckle up folks and get the facts on the Lost At Home Podcast.

This week we have an interview with Bill Zebub, renowned film director, writer, producer, actor, radio personality and publisher. We talk about his upcoming movies, including Holocaust Cannibal, and pick his brain about metal, his death metal mag The Grimoire of Exalted Deeds, get philosophical, solve racism, and learn how not to urinate into bottles. Of course there's much, much more in this epic one-hour special interview episode.

Did you know Africa has a goblin problem? You do now! Join Scott and Jeremiah as they journey across the globe to discuss rapey goblins and non-rapey goblins in Zimbabwe, bad reasons to call 911 in Montana, when it's okay to be a peeping Tom in Egypt, anti-Semitic pasta dishes in Taiwan, and the best excuse you can have for being late to work in West Virginia (it includes traffic, chickens, assault rifles, IEDs and a jar of marijuana). Won't you join us on our international endeavor?

This week on the pod we get some gossip on the Star Wars front, get excited about the Wet Hot American Summer Netflix series, Scott sees a guy get hit by a car, Bruce Bruce stops by to talk sexist Australian ads, and we get introduced to the world of Croatian rap, via General Woo, and Croatian penis collecting--what next, a mushroom stamp collection? (bah-dum)

Forget sharks, it's Juggalo Week! What else needs to be said? Grab a bottle of Faygo, make yourself up to look like a dip$#!t clown, leave your integrity at the door, and get ready to trash it up with Scott and Jeremiah. Wanna know about magnets and how those work? Too bad, only God knows. Stuff it scientists, or should I say "liar-tists!" No Juggahos allowed.

In our accidentally almost themed "sexisode," we touch on the recent epidemic of people neglecting their children to get freaky (sometimes in a hot tub, sometimes in a Walmart parking lot), discuss starter porn, or "smut training wheels," using Fapworthy, and find out there's a difference between improperly cooked calamari and a condom. In non-sex news, we introduce the world to a little-known indie film called Guardians of the Galaxy--we hope it gets the attention it deserves someday--and listen in on some of the "best drops ever." 

OH MY GOD!!! The much promised, justifiably hyped Darren Ewing interview is finally here as a 25th episode special for all our listeners out there! Not only did Darren star in one of Lost At Home Podcast's favorite cult horror films, Troll 2, he is also a talented musician currently playing in Dizzy Desoto (www.dizzydesoto.com). We sit down and pick his brain about his work on Troll 2, discover his favorite Ghostbuster and Golden Girl (not the same person), and we attempt to understand dubstep together. The rest of the show finds us digging an episode up from the archives, 1989 to be exact. Revisit a classic episode of the (then) Lost At Home Radio Hour where we touched on Urkel, Milli Vanilli, the Reagan years and made some astonishingly poor predictions. Tune in and remember to pump up the jam!

Plenty of greatness this week as Scott and Jeremiah discuss the world's longest movie (and movie trailer), Dashcon fails, Weird Al's new #1 album, canine sex toys, and of course, that age-old stereotype about white people and their noodles.

There's a new trend in humiliation porn, wubbing is the new twerking, police want to electrocute a teen into getting a boner, and a woman chooses a poor place to stash her crack--hint: it rhymes with fuhgina. All this and not much more on The Lost At Home Podcast: Summer Edition 2014 Blastathon Amazing Like Rocket Great.

What do you do when you don't like the President? Blow black smoke on 'dem liberal p*$$ies hwut drive 'dat Prius!! Other gems from this week's episode include: Kevin Smith's Batman vs. Superman, Paula Deen's memoirs, more poo, dick shooting, and how to get arrested (hint: attempt to throw a drug-filled football into a prison). And if you haven't heard Rob Cantor's song Perfect, sung as 29 different celebrities, prepare to be wowed!

What happens when you cross Molly, cocaine, weed and the great outdoors? BEARS!!! Jeremiah and Scott will fill you in on how, as well as introduce you to the great summer hit Salsa Tequila by Anders Nilsen. What else does Lost At Home Podcast have to offer this week? How about bangable iPads, more mystery pooping, how to change your life with a password, and the Open Worm Project. We promise it'll make you happier than Facebook at least.

This week we talk to Michael Zapcic of AMC's Comic Book Men and the podcast I Sell Comics!, part of Kevin Smith's SModcast Network. Listen in as Mike talks comics, cooking, and Mexican mobsters. Later in the show Bruce Bruce Moran stops by to discuss Austria for some reason, Paramount announces that it now only makes sequels and reboots starring Mark Wahlberg, we take a ride on Liam Lynch's Tiger Train, and of course web droppings abound with stories involving sperm extractors, a swiss cheese pervert and more!

This week Scott smashes up his pelvis fucking a pool raft after a naked bike race goes awry. The race was forced to detour after the road was blocked by a bear oral sex orgy. The racers took a break to stay the night at a clown hotel next to a miner's graveyard. On a shopping trip to the local Walmart, a few broke off to masturbate and were surprised to run into a celebrity from the Twilight movies, who turned out to just be a pervert celebrity impersonator. And last but not least, we have a sponsor! If you go to audibletrial.com/lost you can get a 30-day trial with a free audiobook download, which will help us keep this podcast going and make it better.

This week, we tuck our tail-like dinks out the back of our Spanx and call it the clencher. In addition to that, we give props to the Wilt Chamberlain of Guinea pigs, learn where not to purchase penis enlargers, talk super sea predators and odd fetishes, and Scott explains the plot of Jurassic Park to all the dumb-dumbs that just don't get it. This episode is dedicated to those lost fishing cellphones out of cesspits.

This week we discuss leaked Star Wars pics of pig monsters from Episode 7, IOS8 news, hover bikes, Star Wars pics of pig monsters, Facebook fails, hermits from Maine, Star Wars pics of pig monsters, Jewish midgets, South Korean parking spaces, Star Wars pics of pig monsters, the title of our show, and much, much more including Star Wars pics of pig monsters!

This week we delve into the world of people having sex with stuff they shouldn't, the bread bowl flesh light is invented, ghost hunting that reveals infidelity, the death of the kung fu grip creator, some shitty rich people getting married, how taunting bison isn't a thing people should engage in, the end of #podcastwar, ObamaCare dildos, and our first ever Hitler Award!

Welcome to the future! Apple unveils the first ever ad for the new iDildo!

This week we sit down and talk with Andrew McElfresh! Past writer of the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, current podcaster with Kevin Smith on Edumacation, and co-writer (with Kevin Smith) of the upcoming movie Anti-Claus! Andrew drops some new knowledge on the upcoming film and then drops some Edumacation on us as we play "Why" with him ala the Edumacation podcast. Jer and Scott stand in for Kevin Smith and learn some new stuff. We also manage to find time to talk about peeping pastors, a middle age woman sneaking back into high school, giant dino sperm, mystery YouTube channels, and more on this week's Lost At Home Podcast!