Synopsis
On "Pardon My Take," Big Cat & PFT Commenter deliver the loudest and most correct sports takes in the history of the spoken word. Daily topics, guests, and an inability to tell what the hosts might be doing will make this your new favorite sports talk show. This is a podcast that will without a doubt change your life for the better- guaranteed, or your money back. *Pretend a reggaeton air horn is going off right now*
Episodes
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Lavar Ball, Tiger King Recap, Fyre Fest, Journalist Robert Moor On Tiger King
27/03/2020 Duration: 01h56minQuarantine day whatever it is. We need a pat on the back. The sports world is in full random debate mode and we're joining in with lists that make no sense because what does (3:23 - 22:17). Fyre fest of the week (22:17 - 30:42). Lavar Ball joins the show to answer the question of whether or not he's a small baller now, could he coach in the NBA and more. Mt Flushmore of worst calls to get (30:42 - 53:14). Tiger King recap breaking down the wild documentary that is captivating country. We also have journalist Robert Moor on the show to talk about Tiger King as he interviewed the entire cast of characters for his new podcast
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St Louis Blues HC Craig Berube, NFL 100, Mt Flushmore of Water, And Roasting Skype Backgrounds
25/03/2020 Duration: 01h40minThe world is still in quarantine and Cam Newton is no longer a Panther. We roast some Skype backgrounds because Coronavirus has shown us everyone’s home (2:37 - 27:57). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Taylor Swift Vs the Kardashians and PFT and Big Cat are better than NBA Owners (27:57 - 39:34). St Louis Blues Head Coach Craig Berube joins the show to talk about last years historic cup run, how to motivate through the F word and fighting in the NHL (39:34 - 68:04). We get mad at the NFL 100 list starting with Tight Ends, Mt Flushmore of worst types of water and Guys on Chicks
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Billy Football, Mr Portnoy, And Mt Flushmore Season Begins
23/03/2020 Duration: 01h50minThere are no sports besides talking about the Falcons having a ton of first round draft picks and Tom Brady officially signing in Tampa (2:37 - 14:14). We've been watching old games and bargaining with ourselves. Who's back of the week including caveman Ben Roethlisberger (14:14 - 26:17) . Billy Football joins the show in his triumphant return to talk about what Generation Z can do to stop Coronavirus plus he has historical facts and some science he's been working on to become the greatest generation (26:17 - 58:36). Mr Portnoy joins the show from Florida to check in with a complaint and a plea for him to stay indoors (58:36 - 85:13). Segments include Mt Flushmore season, the opposite of Mt rushmore where we pick the 4 worst things of a topic, embrace debate and PR 101 for Jamal Murray.
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Rachel Nichols, NFL Free Agency + Mark From Love Is Blind
20/03/2020 Duration: 01h44minWe’re in lockdown and slowly losing our minds but NFL Free Agency is here to save us (2:27 - 23:07). Fyre Fest of the Week (23:07 - 32:49). Rachel Nichols joins the show to catch up on where the NBA season goes from here, who was going to win MVP and when basketball may be back (32:49 - 56:38). Segments include hurt or injured, new segment alert, and take quake (56:38 - 81:30). We recap the rest of Love Is Blind and have Mark on the show to explain how the show was taped, what went wrong with his relationship with Jessica aka MESSICA and more behind the scenes from the show
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Tom Brady Is Gone + Dr. Anthony Fauci Talking Coronavirus
18/03/2020 Duration: 01h46minTom Brady has left the New England Patriots and is signing with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Hank learns about loss and we speculate on who will replace TB12 for the Pats (2:27 - 20:37). NFL QB roulette has begun, and the Bears will screw it all up somehow (20:37 - 34:55). Hot Seat Cool Throne (34:55 - 47:15) The Director for the National Institue of Allergy and Infectious Diseases Dr. Anthony Fauci joins us to discuss the novel corona virus and what we can do to help stop its spread, what to expect in terms of a future vaccine, and as the federal response to the virus (47:55 - 86:44). We plead with Darren Rovell to seek help, and wrap things up with guys on chicks
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Jay Glazer, Corona Quarantine, NFL Free Agency And Love Is Blind Recap (Eps 1-5)
16/03/2020 Duration: 02h03minThe Coronavirus Pandemic has the sports world going stir crazy for NFL Free Agency. Ryan Tannehill and Tom Brady update. (2:15-18:08) What we're going to do without sports. (18:09-26:13) Who's back of the week including Rick Pitino, the big cock fake link guy, and Big Cat's idea to save sports in a future pandemic. (26:14-42:50) Jay Glazer joins the show to talk NFL Free Agency, MVP, and the wild house party with Sly Stallone, Guy Fieri, and Al Pacino. (45:31-1:30:17) Sabermetrics (1:33:45-1:37:09) and Love Is Blind recap episodes 1-5, the reality television show we all love to hate. (1:37:10-2:01:35)
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Corona Virus Has Cancelled Sports Plus Jon Rothstein And March Sadness
13/03/2020 Duration: 01h24minCorona Virus has cancelled sports. We talk about the wild last 48 hours as the Coronavirus reached pandemic stage and what happened in the sports world. (2:50-23:50) With no sports for the foreseeable future we gameplan what we'll do on the show to help entertain the masses and provide an escape from what has become a crazy week. (23:51-35:30) CBS Sports Jon Rothstein joins the show to break down the decision to cancel the tournament, what would have happened if the tournament had been played, and planning his bachelor party that will now be hosted by PFT and Big Cat. (37:45-11:46) Fyre Fest of the week and a special outro song (1:16:04-1:24:50)
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Shark Tank's Daymond John, Coronavirus Is Coming For March Madness And Guys On Chicks
10/03/2020 Duration: 01h30minCoronavirus is coming for March Madness and we're preparing for the worst. Ivy League cancelled their tournament and it feels like it's getting worse (2:27 - 15:17). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Nebraska Basketball, Darren Rovell losing his mind, and Al Michaels no trade clause (15:17 - 34:39). Shark Tank's Daymond John joins the show to talk about his new book Powershift and hear new pitches from the guys in a weird twisting interview (34:39 - 67:01). Segments include Bachelor talk, Tom Brady update, and Guys on Chicks.
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Coach Mike Vrabel, DK Metcalf, And Time Traveling
09/03/2020 Duration: 01h27minWe're time traveling today as we figure out this whole clock switcheroo (2:47 - 6:54). Bracket season is almost upon us with Conference Tournament week and Joe Lunardi is in some beef (6:54 - 11:40). The Lakers look like the best team in the NBA and we have a coronavirus update (11:40 - 19:17). Who's back of the week including coach killing Kyrie and Big Cat believes in the Badgers (19:17 - 29:55). Coach Mike Vrabel joins the show to talk about the improbable run the Titans went on last year, where Tom Brady may end up, and how much he loves to plank (29:55 - 54:15). Seahawks wide receiver DK Metcalf joins the show to squash his beef with PFT and finally race (54:15 - 71:44). Segments include shoe roast for the Rams new logo, tebow update, and Big Cat's idea that he swears will make them millionaires.
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Kevin Bacon, Jags Coach Doug Marrone, And Media Trades
06/03/2020 Duration: 01h45minWe have a media trade in the works. Al Michaels to ESPN for a player to be named later. What would happen if we could trade everyone in the media? (3:27 - 9:28) Eli Manning in Chicago? (9:28 -16:07) Tom Brady update (16:07 - 21:09). Fyre Fest of the Week (21:09 - 29:19). Actor and now podcaster Kevin Bacon joins the show to talk about his new show, his career, the one time someone wasn't pumped to meet Kevin Bacon and more (29:19 - 56:40). Jaguars coach Doug Marrone joins the show to talk about a tough 2019 year, fighting for his job, and the Astros robbing his Yankees of a title (56:40 - 90:12). Segments include coronavirus update, spinzone for Bill Clinton, a dramatic reading of Lebron James Instagram caption and FAQ's.
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Jay Gruden, Viral Sensation Thomas "Snacks" Lee And We Have An Idea
04/03/2020 Duration: 01h22minWe have an idea, a dumb one, but it's an idea (2:23 - 6:41). DC Defenders trying to make cup snake history (6:41 - 12:38). Coach K is getting to the fun old stage of his career and Tom Brady Update (12:38 - 20:50). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Coronavirus and handshake lines (20:50 - 30:46). Jaguars OC and former Redskins coach Jay Gruden joins the show to talk about his last days in DC, being in a football family, and whether or not Sean McVay stole he and his brothers lingo (30:46 - 56:05). Viral Sensation Thomas "Snacks' Lee joins the show to talk about hitting his big three for Jackson State on Monday night and taking the internet by storm. Segments include bachelor talk for guys that don't watch the bachelor, PR 101 for the Knicks, Respect the Biz and Guys on Chicks.
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Rob Gronkowski, This Is March, James Harden Pooped Himself, And Lebron Is Still Insane
02/03/2020 Duration: 01h11minThis Is March. We've finally arrived at the second best sports month on the Calendar (2:27 - 16:30). Tony Romo got PAID, combine wrap up, and new Tom Brady news (he went to a basketball game) (16:30 - 19:23). Who's back of the week including Tommy Lasorda and Dave and Busters (19:23 - 33:46) . Rob Gronkowski joins the show to talk retirement, how he loves starting Tom Brady rumors, and reading (33:46 - 52:17). Segments include PR 101 for James Harden pooping himself, Sabemetrics for Jayson Tatum and an all time Bruce Arians rant and a Tim Tebow Update.
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Adam Schefter, BitCoin 2 Gen, Combine Talk And Is Tom Brady Leaving?
27/02/2020 Duration: 01h30minLive from the Indy we talk about the big news of the day, reports saying Tom Brady may be leaving New England as a Free Agent (2:27 - 12:13). Trey Wingo Bear gate is finally resolved, PFT gets in a war with DK Metcalf and Bitcoiin 2 Gen may be in a little trouble (12:13 - 23:50). Adam Schefter joins the show to talk about offseason moves, Assault. whether or not he has the Dez tape, and Assault (23:50 - 60:08). Segments include Fyre Fest of the week, sabermetrics the Astros getting plunked, respect the biz and FAQ's
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Shark Tank’s Kevin O’Leary, Hand Size Season And Guys On Chicks
26/02/2020 Duration: 01h29minIt’s officially combine week which means one thing, we’re obsessing over hand sizes. Joe Burrow says he’ll play for the Bengals and Dave Gettleman gives an open mic night press conference (2:27 - 18:30). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including soccer chants and Zion being 300 pounds (18:30 - 34:05). Shark Tank’s Kevin O’Leary aka Mr Wonderful joins the show to talk about the new season, what makes a great deal, do we have winners aura, and some of our ideas that should be invested in (34:05 - 79:42). Segments include Bachelor talk for guys that don’t watch the Bachelor, not to brag but we called it Wilder/Fury, Talking Soccer and guys on chicks
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NBA Insider Shams Charania, Wilder/Fury, The Browns Had An Open Casket Funeral For A Dog
24/02/2020 Duration: 01h52minA wild weekend in sports headlined by Trey Wingo posting weird Bear pictures from 4 years ago. (2:30-6:20) Wilder/Fury was awesome and boxing may be back. (6:21-17:05) College Basketball had an awesome Saturday followed up by a great NBA Sunday. (17:06-23:07) Swagger, the Cleveland Browns former mascot, had an open casket funeral that was totally normal. (23:08-28:33)Who's back of the week including Big Ben and Spring. NBA Insider Shams Charania joins the show to talk about how he got so plugged in to the league at the age of 25, which franchises are doing the smart thing, free agency 2020, and he breaks news live on air with a little help from us. (36:48-1:32:56) Segments include Tattoo Roast for Jayson Tatum, (1:32:50-1:40:03) Seeing Red for Jim Boylen calling timeouts with 30 seconds left in losses, (1:40:04-1:43:18) Madison Bumgarner's alter ego (1:43:19-1:455:26) and Monday Reading (1:45:27-1:51:00)
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Rounders And Billions Creator Brian Koppelman, Plus Coach K’s Classic And New NFL Rules
21/02/2020 Duration: 01h42minCoach K has done it again. He pulled out all the old tricks for Duke’s loss to NC State. (2:40-9:20) We talk NFL rule changes and a 17 game season and finish off the leftovers from the Astros controversy. (9:25-20:21) Fyre Fest of the week. (20:22-27:28) Rounders and Billions creator Brian Koppelman joins the show to talk everything from Basketball, to the movie business, to how he created an Iconic movie and hit show. (28:25-1:22:29) PR 101 for Greg Robinson, (1:26:24-1:20:29) Sorry not Sorry for Kevin Love, (1:30:30-1:33:55) and FAQ’s (1:33:56-1:39:06)
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Jason Biggs, DK Metcalf and Aaron Donald, And An Old School Skype Show
19/02/2020 Duration: 01h36minWe’re kicking it Old School style with a Skype show with PFT in Atlantic City and Big Cat in Detroit. Rob Manfred tries a redo press conference and Lebron now has logged on with his thoughts. (2:45-18:15) Hot Seat/Cool Throne with Mark Richt’s hot dogs and A crazy Daytona finish. (18:45-28:49) Jason Biggs joins the show to reminisce about American Pie, what he’s doing now, and how he was one of the first people to be cancelled on twitter. (29:15-1:00:31) We do a rare dual interview with Aaron Donald and DK Metcalf at the same time and it was weird and funny and different. (1:02:06-1:23:12) We finish up with guys on chicks and bachelor talk (1:25:14-1:33:05)
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Joakim Noah, NBA All Star Weekend, And The Astros Story Is Never Going Away
17/02/2020 Duration: 01h33minSpecial President's day edition of Pardon My Take. We talk about the Astros cheating scandal somehow getting worse every time someone talks about it (2:27 - 14:17). NBA All star weekend and the dunk contest was kind of cool (14:17 - 20:36). Who's back of the week including Mason Rudolph vs Myles Garrett and Badgers (20:36 - 32:24). 2X NBA All Star and 2X National Champion Joakim Noah joins us in studio to talk about his career, how he's not done yet, his favorite memory from the Bulls, Florida, and more and how New York didn't go as planned because he was too lit (32:24 - 77:04). Segments include Talking XFL, Hank hot in the streets, thoughts and prayers to Hank, and we watch the end of the All Star Game which was awesome
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Olympic Handballer Xavier O'Callaghan, Astros Terrible Apology, And Jameis Squinston
13/02/2020 Duration: 01h32minHappy Valentines Day to everyone the Houston Astros are not only cheaters, but unapologetic ones as well. We talk about Jim Crane's horrendous press conference and how stupid the Astros are for all of this (2:27 - 13:53). The real news of the day is Jameis Squinston got Lasik and now may be the best Quarterback ever (13:53 - 22:13). XFL preview (22:13 - 29:39). Olympic Handball player Xavier O'Callaghan joins the show to explain the sport to us, answer our dumb questions, and try to settle the Jay Cutler debate (29:39 - 65:33). Segments include Fyre Fest of the week, do we care about the dunk contest, how can we get Mike Bloomberg's money and Guys on Chicks
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Actor Miles Teller, MLB Playoff Rules, And We Get Inside The Mind Of A Marketing Genius, Dana B
12/02/2020 Duration: 01h36minay to stay relevant baseball or more importantly get everyone talking about something besides the Astros. Rob Manfred unveils the proposed new playoff format and people are pissed (2:17 - 15:55). NFL Free Agency is going to be incredible this year with Phil Rivers and Tom Brady officially joining the FA market (15:55 - 21:59). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Pam Anderson and Duke (21:59 - 34:40). Actor Miles Teller joins the show to talk about his career, his love for the Eagles, busting balls, and whether or not he's an asshole (34:30 - 66:27). Segments include bachelor talk for guy that don't watch the bachelor, this league for J-But and Embiid, and a discussion with the marketing genius behind Zillion Beers, Dana B.