Pardon My Take

It's time for Super Bowl storylines. Andy Reid vs Kyle Shanahan for the biggest choker? Fullbacks and the Big ten. Will this be the last Super Bowl in Miami because of global warming? And much more. (2:41-23:13) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including NFL Draft in Vegas and Iguanas are dying at an alarming rate. (23:14-35:00) Super Bowl MVP Von Miller joins the show to talk about Chickens, offseason, and how he will pay us if we can force the Broncos to let him start running the ball. (36:23-1:02:19) Segments include bachelor talk for guys that don't watch the bachelor, (1:04:25-1:07:44) embrace debate who is the real hot boi, (1:07:45-1:09:48) Lebron Blames, (1:09:49-1:11:32) and guys on chicks.(1:112:33-1:19:04) You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Fastest 2 minutes from Championship Sunday (2:27 - 6:12). Chiefs offense was too much for the Titans and Andy Reid is going on a diet (6:17 - 24:28). The Packers got smoked by the Niners, Jimmy G threw 8 passes and running the football is back (24:28 - 39:48). Who's back of the week including Conor McGregor and his 40 second knockout as well as Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston (39:41 - 52:21). PR 101 for Baker Mayfield. Reds pitcher Trevor Bauer joins us in studio to talk about the Astros cheating scandal, whether or not he's a dick on twitter, experimenting on himself, and drones (52:21. - 92:50). You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Cleaning up the National Championship and the fall out from Odell Beckham handing out cash after the game (2:27 - 11:31). Astros Cheating has reached an insane level (11:31 - 18:51). Championship Sunday preview + picks (18:51 - 29:02). Barry Sanders joins the show to talk about his career, whether he could still play, dunking, and breaking ankles (29:02 - 55:15). Colts Pro Bowl Linebacker Darius Leonard joins the show to talk about searching for haters online, his nickname Maniac, and Andrew Lucks retirement (55:15 - 74:33). Segments include Fyre Fest, this league for Brooks Koepka dunking on people, Conor McGregor is in a fight who knew? And FAQ's with a special XFL talk for PFT's burgeoning kicking career. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

The LSU Tigers are your National Champions. We recap the national title game. What it was like inside the stadium, the after party on Bourbon, Big Cat dabbing too much and we're still a little drunk from the celebration. (2:28-20:29) Hot Seat/Cool Throne. (20:30-31:29) Heisman trophy winner Joe Burrow joins the show to recap an unreal season and night. Coach O joins the show to have a laugh and revel in the perfect season and the fact that he's now the King of Louisiana. (32:55-50:25) Segments include Marshawn Lynch, (52:23-54:43) the Astros cheated, (54:44-57:15) and hank shit himself in the shower (57:16-1:00:51).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

NFL Divisional Round fastest 2 minutes (2:27 - 6:13). Recapping a wild weekend of Football. The Niners glory days are back and its not Kirk's fault (6:13 - 15:14). Shocker in Baltimore where the Ravens are not Frauds but they got exposed and the Titans are on an absolute roll (15:14 - 31:40). Insane game in Kansas City and Bill OBrien's choke job (31:40 - 41:28). Packers go to the NFC Championship whatever (41:28 - 49:30). David Baker had himself a weekend as the largest human being alive, who's back of the week and our friend Stanford Steve joins the show to preview the College Football National Championship game, the state of College Football and New Orleans (49:30 - 87:01)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Divisional round is here but first Mike Leach is in the SEC (2:27 - 7:29). We talk about each game this weekend and welcome on Warren Sharp who gives us insight on how each team will be attacking their divisional round matchup (7:29 - 58:15). Paul Rabil joins the show and we discuss what our Lacrosse Team ownership entails, with some (possibly illegal) ideas on how we can make money off the Waterdogs (58:15 - 92:15). Segments include Fyre Fest, PR 101 for John Beilen and the Royal Family and FAQSYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

The Coaching carousel is spinning round and round. Matt Rhule goes to Carolina and Joe Judge to New York. Mike McCarthy had a sleepover and has the perfect job in Dallas. (2:35-17:12) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Dwyane Wades 3 night retirement tour. (17:13-28:32) Comedian Jim Gaffigan joins the show to talk about his new movie Troop Zero, being a comedian for multiple decades, playing football with Jim Schwartz, and slob life. (29:29-54:00) Segments include bachelor talk for guys that dont watch the bachelor, (56:10-1:02:16) guys on chicks, (1:02:17-1:11:08) and a review of the very fucked up documentary Don't F*ck with Cats (1:11:09-1:29:42)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

A Wild Wild Card Weekend. We start with the fastest 2 minutes (2:27 - 6:20). The Bills Texans game was absolutely insane and Josh Allen was equal parts electric and crazy (6:20 - 21:19). The Patriots lose and people are asking if this is the end (21:19 - 43:17). Saints lose a shocker and Kirk Cousins gets his signature win (43:17 - 53:46). Jadaveon Clowney cheap shots Carson Wentz and Russ Wilson keeps the Seahawks season alive (53:46 -61:02). Who's back of the week including documentaries and a review of "Dont Fuck With Cats" coming Wednesday (61:02 - 70:57). We call Kyle Long who retired on Sunday night to find out what a freshly retired Football Player thinks . Jason Garrett is finally fired, we think. And Hank does Soggy Sorrows for the Patriots loss (83:40). You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

We're back in the studio to recap all the coach hirings/firings and why Jerry Jones still hasn't fired Jason Garrett (2:27 - 14:59). Wisconsin lost in the Rose Bowl and Big Cat is coping well (14:59 - 20:45). We own a lacrosse team now, introducing the PLL Waterdogs (20:45 - 25:03). Wild card weekend preview and picks for every game. The Texans Saturday afternoon game because of course, should you doubt the Patriots, Kirk Cousins is going to look short in the dome, and the Eagles will find a way to win even though Tony Danza is on the roster (25:03 - 41:09). Heisman trophy winner Doug Flutie joins us in studio to talk about his career, winning the Heisman, the evolution of football, and how he would be great for today's NFL (41:09 - 76:11). Segments include Fyre Fest of the week, drunk idea, and New Years Resolutions plus PFT juggles and breaks his computer. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool

Week 17 Fastest 2 minutes. We recap every game starting with the instant classic in Seattle. Jameis makes history in the perfect fashion. The dolphins shocked the patriots and Phil Rivers made us cry. Our theory that Aaron Rodgers is strapped for cash and that's why he's so moody, Freddie Kitchens got fired and we already miss him. The Bears season ended, whatever. Christian McCaffrey appreciation. Jerry Jones is going to change some things but not himself, the Eagles win the NFC East and Carson Wentz fans can be proud. Will Doug Marrone get fired? Big Ben will be back and Derrick Henry is a beast. Recapping the college football semi-final and a quick rundown of all the weird bowl games. Who's back of the week. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake