Pardon My Take

Steve Ballmer is a life force of energy, training camp opening day, and the lost art of college dorms for football players (2:30-13:36). Fyre Fest Of The Week. (14:47-21:20) Mt Rushmore of Youtube videos. (21:21-33:18) Comedians Cody Ko and Noel Miller join the show to talk about their career on YouTube, feuds, internet culture and more. (34:47-1:04:24) Segments include explain it to hank “Clinton Body Count”, (1:07:04-1:09:04) it's Louisiana who cares, (1:12:10-1:13:39) and the return of Jimbos (1:13:40-1:19:09)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Training camps are starting to open and we can smell football (2:27 - 9:33). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including millennials and  the earth (9:33 - 23:45). Mt Rushmore of perfectly average things (23:45 - 39:41). DAZN host Adnan Virk joins the show to talk about his new gig, his firing from ESPN, baseball and movies (39:41 - 87:55). Segments include bachelorette talk for guys that don't watch the bachelorette, Kings stay Kings Andy Reid, thoughts and prayer USA basketball, PMT sports biz minute and Guys on ChicksYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Brooks Koepka got screwed by JB Holmes + other 2019 "Open" storylines (2:27 - 10:51). Whose back of the week including the disgusting heat in NYC, Football and Hanks fishing abilities (10:51 - 22:06). Mount Rushmore of "Athlete Traits You Wish You Had" (22:06 - 32:44). 2019 Blake Of The Year winner Blake Griffin comes in studio to talk about how he his life has changed since winning the award, NBA free agency, Chris Paul & more (32:44 - 60:07). Segments include Way To Stay Relevant Baseball a Sabermetrics for podcasters, a preposterous Take Quake involving the cast of The Office and a great Monday Reading to wrap up the show.  You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Dog days of summer and our guy Brooks Koepka is about to win the British Open as first heard on PMT. (2:30-10:28) Big Cat survived Jury Duty and Fyre Fest of the week had some doozies.(10:29-22:49) Mt Rushmore of Juniors got very contentious. (22:50-30:27) FS1's Chris Broussard joins the show to talk about his career, the things he's gotten wrong, the recent comments by Jay Onrait calling him a fucking fraud, and the Brou Crew.(31:41-1:10:40) Segments include Stay Woke (1:13:04-1:16:28), Bad Visual/Good Visual, (1:16:29-1:20:28) and License to Jill with Jilly Football (1:20:28-1:29:10)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Big Cat's Jury Duty, Madden Ratings, and Old face apps, yeah it's the dog days of summer (2:38 - 8:04). Mt Rushmore of Athletes you'd want on your side when you storm Area 51 (8:41 - 17:28) and in honor of National Hot Dog Day, Mt Rushmore of meats (17:28 - 24:11). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Cup Snakes at Wrigley and Blake Koepka (24:11 - 37:53). Dr Phil joins the show to diagnose what exactly is wrong with us, if he's happy, and when does being a fan of a sports team become problematic (37:53 - 74:02). Colts QB Jacoby Brissett joins the show to ask some questions that we never knew needed to be asked and start a new online club with an NFL QB (74:02 - 89:11). Bachelorette talk for guys that don't watch the bachelorette, Thoughts and Prayers Big Baller Brand, Take Quake, and Guys on Chicks. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

We are 2.5 weeks from the Hall of Fame game. Wimbledon final was awesome and Djokovic may be the GOAT (open for debate) (2:29 - 12:27). Cleaning up the Chris Paul/Russ Westbrook trade and Who's Back of the Week including blackouts and instagram (12:27 - 29:55). Jaguars Head Coach Doug Marrone joins the show to get you excited for the return of Football, what happened last year, Blake Bortles, Fried Bologna, and how the annual NFL Head Coach picture goes down (29:55 - 62:30). Ice Cube joins the show to talk about the Big 3, His Lakers, and a redemption rap for PFT (62:30 - 99:16). Mt Rushmore of animal traits you wish you had, bad visual for the chess community, and Sabermetrics the Angels no hitter in honor of Tyler Skaggs You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

The 2019 Takies are here. But first Woj dropped a Woj bomb so we discuss Chris Paul being traded for Russ Westbrook. Fyre Fest of the Year.  The 2019 Takies with special celebrity appearances from Billy Gunn, Andy Dick, Perry Ellis, Bob Vance from Vance Refrigeration, Bruno Mars the Chihuaha and More.  Takies given out include  -Worst Take of the Year (34:31-37:00)-Boston Sports Heartbreak of the Year (31:24-34:30)-Chonk Athlete of the Year (39:11-40:59)-AAF Week of the Year (41:00-45:57)-Mike Tomlin Quote of the Year(45:58-47:32)-Still Alive Person Of the Year (1:20:35-1:22:08) And many many more including the all important Blake of the Year (1:23:19-1:49:13)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Our acclaimed intern PMTSportsBiz finally got Rovell to bite so that started the show (2:45 - 5:51). Hank reads all the ads. The Home Run Derby was fucking awesome and of course some no fun baseball writers had terrible takes (5:51 - 19:51). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including NBA reviews and Takies coming Friday (19:51 - 33:03). Former MLB Pitcher and Future Hall of Famer Dan Haren joins the show to talk some baseball, Lakers, intentionally hitting guys, grooving fastballs as an unwritten rule, and not answering our absolute dumbest questions (33:03 - 63:28). Segments include bachelorette talk for guys that don't watch the bachelorette, Mt Rushmore of positions, Floyd Mayweather got crossed up and Jilly Football joins the show for Guys on Chicks. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Kawhi Leonard is a Clipper and we're back after a week off. All the fall out from the Kawhi News. Lebron doesn't run the league, everyone runs from Russ, Ballmer and Kawhi are a hilarious duo, everyone's sources were wrong and the NBA offseason is the best (2:28 - 25:28). We won another World Cup not to brag (25:28 - 28:55). Who's back of the week including Peter King eating the trash (28:55- 40:56). NL MVP Christian Yelich joins the show to talk about his VERY unfortunate back injury that keeps him out of Monday's Home Run Derby, if he'll play Tuesday night, and a new bet for the All Star Game to make good on missing Monday's derby (40:56 - 55:14). Segments include the Mt Rushmore of easy thrills, connect the dots what the fuck was up with the Bleacher Report picture, way to stay relevant baseball the Reds wore awesome uniforms Sunday. And a special Monday Reading for our friend Jared Lorenzen You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on A

We have an extra long best of episode. We start with 3 brand new never before heard interviews with -Tim Howard - US Soccer legend (5:12-26:27)-JB SMoove - actor best known for Leon Black on Curb your Enthusiasm (30:11-59:39)-Prince and Cecil Fielder - The All Star father son duo  (1:02:30-1:14:08)We then do a little Football in July to get you ready for training camp with John Harbaugh (1:20:40-1:24:30)Ike Taylor (1:24:35-1:35:32)Pat Mahomes  (1:35:33-1:41:41)Jeff Fisher (1:41:42-1:53:04)Mcshay + Kiper (1:53:08-1:59:47)JJ Watt (2:00:00-2:10:07)Dan Marino (1 question ) (2:10:08-2:10:30)2 new Mt Rushmore's (2:11:42-2:29:56)-Mt Rushmore of summer songs -Mt Rushmore of Pirates And we wrap up with a Blake of the year preview with best of Bortles, Griffin, and Koepka. (2:30:14-2:56:54) Plus Hank found out hottest Game Of Thrones takes (2:38:20-3:06:56)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/Pardon