Pardon My Take

Monday Night Football was stolen by a black cat. Daniel Jones loves turnover. Pat Shurmur remains an idiot and Hank will adopt the black cat if we can find it. (2:35-15:10) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including the Chargers. (15:11-28:10) College Basketball Preview with Jon Rothstein plus planning his wedding and work shopping new Rothsteinisms. (30:35-1:14:44) Segments include Who Farted for Mike Francesa, (1:17:31-1:22:40) Sabermetrics, (1:21:412-1:26:29) PR 101 for Jermaine Whitehead,(1:26:30-1:28:42) a special guest PMT Sports Biz Minute (1:28:43-1:29:36) and Guys on Chicks. (1:29:37-1:36:41)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

NFL Week 9. Fastest 2 Minutes. Recapping every game from Sunday. Lamar was on fire, Minshew Mania might be over, the Redskins can't score, Adam Gase's impost syndrome, the Bears gained a single passing yard in the first half. Jameis is a HoFer, the Packers can't deal with Daylight Savings, and we debate the merits of Matt Patricia's football guy status. Who's back of the week. Football Guy of the Week and the revelation that Dan Mullen is a self cucker. Hurt or Injured Nate Diaz and a recap of UFC 244 + Washington Nationals Parade Math. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

The Washington Nationals are your 2019 World Series Champions. Recapping Game 7, Gerrit Cole being team Boras, Strasburg getting paid, and Anthony Rendon playing out of his damn mind. (2:35-15:02) NFL Week 9 preview and Big Cat's can't lose ML Parlay. (15:03-32:53) Fantasy Fuccbois. (32:54-35:57) UFC's Jon Anik joins the show to preview UFC 241 and what its like to call a fight at the Mecca (MSG). (37:24-49:29) Dean Blandino joins the show to fix NFL officiating and talk Jerry Jones party bus. (52:11-1:07:36) Fyre Fest of the week, (1:08:45-1:12:46) THIS LEAGUE recapping all the drama in the NBA this week, (1:12:47-1:18:17) Big Cat teaches Bubba what he needs to know before his first Grateful Dead concert and exit interview for PMT Sports Biz intern Jake. (1:18:18-1:31:40) You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

The Nats are a team of destiny + we preview game 7 ( 2:31 - 10:51) . NFL trade deadline where nothing happened (10:51 - 16:40). Hot seat cool throne (16:40 - 30:59). Dog The Bounty Hunter joins the show to talk about, life after Beth, losing his virginity at 12 & how he would beat up everyone in the studio. Segments include "Respect The Biz" for Hank, Jake Marsh Sports biz minute + Guys on Chicks with clean shaven Uncle Chaps.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Fastest 2 Minutes for NFL Week 8. We recap every single game on Sunday. Pete Carroll mercy kills Dan Quinn, Matt Nagy is a buffoon, Matt Stafford is on the MVP list, Drew Brees is back, Andy Reid vs clock management, the Patriots D is incredible, the Niners are a wagon, Jon Gruden is negging Derek Carr, and Gregg Williams is  the most relatable idiot in the world. Who's back of the week including Halloween and Tiger. Football guy of the week. PFT cursed the Nats and we got to see Tits on the screen in the World Series plus a special Monday Reading of the PMT group text and the case of the drunk tweet. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

The Vikings win in a sloppy game on Thursday night Football. (2:40-5:18) Nationals are a team of destiny. (5:19-12:10) NFL Week 8 preview and picks plus Big Cats can't lose parlay. (12:11-38:18) Fantasy Fuccbois.(38:19-41:44) Former WWE superstar CM Punk joins the show to talk about his new movie, his relationship with Vince, and the time he and Big Cat partied with the Stanley Cup. (43:38-1:10:29) Paul Rabil joins the show to brainstorm the new name for the expansion PLL team. (1:12:53-1:40:14) Fyre Fest of the week, (1:42:30-1:47:36) trouble in paradise (1:47:37-1:51:44) and FAQ's with Jilly Football (1:51:55-2:00:24)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

The Nats are officially a team of destiny. World Series Game 1 is in the books and the Astros are in trouble. (2:44-9:06) Sam Darnold saw ghosts on Monday Night plus the start of the NBA season. (9:07-16:50) Hot Seat/Cool Throne. (16:51-27:08) Joe Buck joins the show to catch up with the guys, talk twitter, his perfect hair, how he switches between football and baseball in October, and whether he's gone Hollywood. (31:23-1:16:20) Segments include PR 101 for Jeremy Pruitt, (1:20:24-1:24:37) huge breaking news with Paul Rabil about PLL Expansion (and we may own a team now),(1:24:38-1:30:15) PMT Sports Biz Minute,(1:30:45-1:31:52) and Guys on Chicks.(1:33:48-1:42:24) You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

NFL Week 7 Fastest 2 minutes (3:10 - 8:17). We recap every game from Sunday. Kirk Cousins is back, the Lions fans roasted the refs , the Titans are buttcheeks still but the good kind. The Ravens are not frauds, the Niners D is legit, the Dolphins had a lead and the Bears are a dumpster fire. Who's back of the week, football guy of the week. College Football and suicidal Big Cat is back. Nyquil idea from PFT and Blame and Shame Media.  Game recap timestampsEagles - Cowboys(8:17 - 13:11 )Falcons Rams(13:11 - 20:14)Bills Dolphins(20:14 - 23:19 )Jaguars Bengals(23:19 -  26:38)Vikings Lions(26:38 - 32:11)Packers Raiders(32:11 - 36:22)Texans Colts(36:22 -  41:09)Giants Cardinals(41:09 - 47:28)Redskins 49ers(47:28 - 52:35)Chargers Titans(52:35 - 57:40)Seahawks Ravens(57:40 - 61:06)Saints Bears(61:06 - 73:09)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Patrick Mahomes got hurt and it's Matt Moore time. The Broncos offense is big doo doo that even Troy Aikman is openly bashing it.(3:44-11:18) PFT gives his scouting report on Yankees/ Astros. (11:19-15:26) NFL Week 7 story lines and picks plus Big Cat's Cant Lose Parlay that definitely won't lose.(15:27-36:38) Fantasy Fuccbois. (36:39-39:50) Chargers FB Derek Watt joins the show to talk about growing up a Watt, playing Fullback in the NFL, his 1 touchdown, and our relationship with JJ. (41:28-57:30) Steve Wilkos joins the show to talk about his career in reality television, being Jerry Springer's security guard during the Jerry Springer heyday and hosting his own show. (59:31-1:28:26) Segments include Fyre Fest of the week, (1:30:13-1:35:41) Manalytics for KD, (1:35:42-1:38:17) Mike Greenberg's dumb rules, (1:38:18-1:41:00) and a special Barstool Van Talk FAQ's.(1:41:01-1:50:06)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For

The Cardinals are dead and Natitude is sweeping the nation. (2:35-9:04) Lebron Shames had a bad press conference about China and we try to clean it up for him with a bonus verbal banksy. (9:05-20:27) The Lions got screwed on Monday night and ref memes are big time back. (20:28-28:05) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Jalen Ramsey, Yankee fans earning their pinstripes, and Hank finally did his taxes. (28:59-40:55) Bill Burr joins the show to talk about his new comedy special, his favorite stadiums in America, and pissed off sports fans. (42:12-1:20:18) Former NFL Ref Mike Pereira joins the show to fix the NFL ref problem. (1:22:35-1:35:11) Segments include XFL Draft Grades,(1:38:39-1:43:05) PMT Sports Biz Minute,(1:43:06-1:44:06) and Guys on Chicks.(1:44:07-1:49:54) You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake