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Joe Flacco stinks and the Oakland black hole is the last place for true NFL fans. Deshaun Watson and Bill O'Brien's fuck up. (2:35-19:31) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including the new iPhone causing Trypophobia, and can Bama beat the Dolphins?(19:32-31:20) Retired NFL Tight End Rob Gronkowski joins the show to talk about his retirement, the end of 69 jokes, playing in big games, Tom Brady, and whether or not he ever made Bill Belichick laugh.(33:57-1:10:10) Segments include Just Chill Out Man for Mike Greenberg,(1:14:09-1:15:27) Sabermetrics Kevin Durant's new number,(1:15:28-1:17:06) Sports Biz Minute,(1:17:07-1:18:07) and Guys on Chicks with Uncle Chaps. (1:18:08-1:39:43)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Football is back and we're trying out something new. No guest on Monday's in the fall. We start with the Fastest 2 minutes then get into a recap of every Sunday Game with overreactions and weird tangents (2:2 8 - 9:34). Antonio Brown is a Patriot and Mike Tomlin deserves an apology (9:34 - 73:39). Who's back of the week (73:39 - 80:45) Football Guy of the Week. The debut of our newest segment "Do Your Pod" and Stay Classy Philly for fighting Sixers player Mike Scott (80:45 - 94:24)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

The Bears lost. Whatever. Recapping Thursday Night Football. Antonio Brown has lost his mind, again. Week 1 picks and preview including the rare Week 1 loser leaves town game. Fantasy Fuccbois. Coach O joins the show to talk about the upcoming game against Texas, becoming friends with the Sun, and being a Tiger. Demarcus Ware joins the show to talk about the Cowboys contract negotiations, whether he misses football, his Future Hall of Fame candidacy, and Dude Perfect. Segments include Fyre Fest of the week, Thoughts and prayers Jeremy Renner app, Drunk Idea, and FAQ's You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hard Knocks season finale and the season was saved by Gruden. Luke Willson did us a sold even while getting cut. Zeke Watch and Jared Goff got paid. (2:35-17:33) Hot Seat/Cool Throne. (17:34-28:50) Jerry Ferrara aka Turtle from Entourage joins the show to talk about Entourage, New York sports fandom, e-gaming, and his pick up game. (31:41-1:09:04) Segments include Power Rankings of Pete Prisco's shitty power rankings, (1:14:32-1:20:21) Federer lost, Mike Wilbon name drop, (1:20:22-1:21:38) Thoughts and Prayers Chris Jericho,(1:21:39-1:23:45) and Guys on Chicks, is it ok to lock the door on your significant other while showering.(1:23:46-1:32:12) You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Football is back and we recap all the Week 1 College Football madness. Tennessee is dead, Florida State forgot to hydrate, the Big Ten is back, and Lincoln Riley is a mad genius (2:29 - 17:46). NFL Cuts and the Texans made some big time trades (17:46 - 24:40). Football Guy of the Week with nominees Hugh Freeze, Joe Burrow, Oklahoma Coach Shane Beamer, and an Offensive Lineman named Parker Titsworth (24:40 - 28:12). Who's back of the week (28:12 - 39:36). Liberty Head Coach Hugh Freeze calls in from his hospital bed to talk about coaching Saturday's game from a hospital bed (39:36 - 56:34). The famous fake funeral at Ole Miss and more. Segments include Talking tennis, is Pat Riley Dead yet? Bad Visual Joe West, Lebron James invents, and the return of Hashtag Hyphy #ThingsWeShouldCancel You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Football is Back (again). The Colts are bringing in the best backups and the NCAA is stupid. (2:48-12:45) Fyre Fest Of The Week (14:40-21:30) plus the Mt Rushmore of worst Mt Rushmore ideas. (21:31-32:08) CBS CFB writer Tom Fornelli joins the show to preview the season, tell us who is winning the Big Ten and a guaranteed lock of the week. (32:08-58:08) The Athletic's Andy Staples joins the show to talk SEC, his final four, and how crazy college boosters are. (59:22-1:18:08) Segments include embrace debate carli lloyd,(1:20:20-1:24:14) sabermetrics, (1:24:15- 1:28:00) talking soccer (1:29:28-1:31:52) and Jilly Football's exit interview.(1:31:53-1:44:09)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hard Knocks episode 4 recap. Jon Gruden winning is contagious. Derek Carr is an awkward knock off Andy Bernard and Nathan Peterman's redemption. (2:50-11:32) Hot Seat/Cool Throne, Big Cat went to the dentist and PFT has a new backup QB that he loves. (11:33-27:12) The Mt Rushmore of toughest pills to swallow in life and it got depressing. (28:52-41:40) Raiders Tight End Luke Willson joins the show to talk about training camp, the hard knocks cameras following him around, playing in Canada on an 80 yard field, and his plan if he gets cut live on TV. Plus bonus story from our interview with him 2 years ago talking about the Seahawks locker room after the Malcom Butler interception in the Super Bowl. (44:01-1:05:54) Segments include uhh ya think Gronk is selling CBD, (1:09:16-1:14:13) thoughts and prayers to Big Ben,(1:14:14-1:16:47) PMT Sports Biz,(1:16:48-1:18:26) Talking Tennis,(1:18:27-1:19:49) and Guys on Chicks with special raspy voiced Bubba reading.(1:19:50-1:30:04) You can find every episode of this sho

Andrew Luck retired on Saturday night and we pick up all the pieces. Doug Gottlieb's dumb tweet, why Colts fans have every right to be sad, Andrew Luck making the right personal decision and why saying a guy is "too smart" at the combine isn't all that crazy (2:27 - 24:13). Who's back of the week including Breaking Bad and Wayne Brady (24:13 - 32:07). Mt Rushmore of guests we want to come on Pardon My Take (32:07 - 44:52). Future Hall of Famer Andrew Whitworth joins the show to talk about the twilight of his illustrious career, playing in Cincy, the Super Bowl and more (44:52 - 69:11). Segments include talking golf, drunk idea, trouble in paradise dwight howard, and a Monday Reading You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Week Zero is here and we're juiced up for College Football Saturday night. (2:54-9:56) Brooks Koepka and Phil Mickelson showed some skin. (10:34-14:04) Fyre Fest of the week including the Amazon is juuling and Big Cat is drinking black coffee. (14:05-21:53) Jerry O'Connell joins the show to talk about his new show, filling in for Wendy Williams, Fantasy Football, and the Mt Rushmore of Fantasy draft positions. (23:43-45:08) Hall of Famer Morten Andersen joins the show to talk about his 3 decade + career in the NFL, playing with legends, his comeback at the end of his career and more. (48:28-1:20:21) Segments include thoughts and prayers Hue Jackson and the fired coach feature,(1:21:23-1:27:11) way to stay relevant baseball dick pills,(1:27:12-1:29:14) and FAQ's (1:31:33-1:39:27)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hard Knocks Episode 3, the Gruden show. Jon Gruden was on full display and is the funniest coach in the NFL (2:28 - 8:45). Baker Mayfield had a hell of a time on the internet and we defend our guy (8:45 - 12:11). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Hawaii Football being back for degenerates (12:11 - 28:52). Mt Rushmore of athletes that we convinced ourselves would be better than they turned out to be (28:52 - 45:48). Blake Bortles joins the show live from his Tesla to talk about going bald, the Rams offense, and Wikipedia Club for hair loss (45:48 - 64:39). Segments include hurt or injured ronda rousey, pmt sports biz minute, Talking Soccer, trouble in paradise Zeke/Jerry Jones and Guys on Chicks. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

We survived the last weekend without meaningful Football. Eli Manning has a job for life (2:27 - 10:19). Who's back of the week including Big Cat's twitter meltdown (10:19 - 24:02). Mt Rushmore of colors (24:02 - 34:56). Packers fullback Danny Vitale and former fullback John Kuhn join the show to talk about Football, Meathead life, biggest hit they've ever taken, and why Fullbacks are the smartest players (34:56 - 57:10). Mike Florio joins the show to talk about Helmetgate and where the Raiders go from here. Peter King ate the trash, Kings stay Kings Marlins Man and Lenny Dykstra, Hurt or Injured Redskins entire medical staff, We read a headline, and a WILD Monday Reading. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Mike Glennon is a starting quarterback and Kyler Murray is a BUST. We get our preseason overreaction practice in. Todd Gurley got a cat and Conor McGregor punched an old guy. (2:48-16:39)Fyre Fest of the Week and an emergency breaking Moos from LA Rams starting Quarterback Jared Goff. (16:40-29:12) Mt Rushmore of ages. (29:13-42:05) Actor Topher Grace joins the show to talk about his career, That 70's Show, his recent run of great movies, and Black Mirror. (44:20-1:22:25) Segments include Drunk Idea - Aaron Rodgers, (1:25:05-1:26:21) Brian Cashman is a weirdo,(1:26:22-1:27:57) Uhh ya think Brooks Koepka could beat up Bryson DeChambeau,(1:27:58-1:29:50) PR 101 Ohio State, Hank breaks the news that Bryce Harper hit a walk off grand slam and Big Cat pouted,(1:29:50-1:31:51) and License to Jill with Jilly Football. (1:31:52-1:48:58)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hard Knocks episode 2 happened and we were forced to semi riot because they kind of sort of addressed Antonio Brown helmetgate (2:28 - 8:21). We have secured 2 of the helmets AB is looking for and offer them to him for a simple trade (8:21 - 11:53). Dak Prescott is a master negotiator (11:53 - 15:41). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (15:41 - 30:35). Mt Rushmore of things off Magic Johnson's list of things he likes for his 60th birthday (30:35 - 38:34). Packers HC Matt LaFluer joins the show to talk about getting the Green Bay job, his relationship with Aaron Rodgers, whether or not he's scared of Khalil Mack, and coming up under Kyle Shanahan and Sean McVay (38:34 - 66:12). Segments include hurt or injured Andrew Luck, PMT sports biz minute, way to stay relevant baseball, thoughts and prayers A-Rod got robbed, and a special edition of Guys in Labor to talk Unions You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/

Antonio Brown is losing his mind over possibly losing his helmet. The Raiders are dysfunctional but none of it will be on Hard Knocks (2:29 - 14:17). Brooks Koepka is spearheading change in Golf while Brandis Dechambliss cries on the course (14:17 - 20:10). Who's back of the week (20:10 - 27:33). Mt Rushmore of sports movie characters (27:33 - 38:28). Stone Cold Steve Austin joins the show to talk about his new show, his career in wrestling, the best moments in the ring, the time he turned heel and broke Big Cat's heart, and how bleeding helped make his legacy (38:28 - 71:53). Segments include Bad Visual Auburn, Talking Soccer for Pulisic, Hurt or Injured Tim Tebow, and a Monday Reading about Jeffrey Epstein as a Seinfeld show. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Preseason Football is here aka name that backup QB you forgot about. Kirk Cousins is having center butt sweat problems, and a Bosa is hurt. (2:42-10:14) Fyre Fest of the week we spent 10 hours in an airport but TGI Friday's was lit. (10:56-16:01) Mt Rushmore of worst sounds featuring special guest Mr Lockwood (Hank's Dad). (16:02-31:10) Baker Mayfield joins the show to talk about expectations, how we'll handle the haters for him, his QB RV and special appearances from Drew Stanton and Garret Gilbert. (33:14-1:01:46) Segments include Peter King ate the trash, (1:04:55-1:06:45) Just Chill Out Man - Adam Gase, (1:06:46-1:08:17) Stay Classy Dabo,(1:08:18-1:11:44) and Jimbos with special guest AWL who donated to dogs with blogs. (11:45-1:23:49)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hard Knocks is here and Derek Carr is really awkward. Jon Gruden knows where every camera is and Mark Davis is a swagaholic.(2:42-14:14) Rich Paul gets a new rule which is badass. (14:15-17:18) We start hunting ghosts mid show in our hotel room. Hot Seat/Cool Throne including feral hogs running wild. (17:19-34:37) Mt Rushmore of Cheese in honor of being in Wisconsin. (34:38-45:25) Lions Head Coach Matt Patricia joins the show to talk about football being back, what makes a Football guy, could he build a rocket to the Moon, and the haters. (49:02-17:05) Segments include trouble in paradise,(1:21:01-1:24:15) way to stay relevant baseball,(1:24:16-1:26:34) Even a blind pig finds an acorn for the Redksins, (1:26:35-1:27:40) and our friends from Supernatural Investigative Crew (@SICInTheShadows) joins the show to ghost hunt in our hotel room and ask listener questions about Ghosts and Ghouls.(1:26:36-1:42:47) You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad

Training Camp week is here and we have Coach Harbaugh on the show after embarrassing ourselves in his Golf tournament. PFT survived his rugby weekend and who's back of the week including Brady's contract and crazy Lolla videos (2:28 - 19:21). Mt Rushmore of things we don't understand (19:21 - 40:27). Coach Jim Harbaugh joins the show to talk about the return of Football, what this season means for his team, how he does everything (EVERYTHING) on Excel, and the "look" his brother has over him (40:27 - 79:51). Segments include hurt or injured Antonio Brown's feet, Stay Woke Larry Johnson, new segment Melo Dramatic, and a drunk idea.  We're going to Milwaukee tuesday and want to watch Hard Knocks at an AWL's house. Email pmtintern@barstoolsports.comYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Football is BACK, kind of. Hall of Fame Game happened and was awesome for like 3 minutes. (2:40-9:43) Matt Schaub is still a QB and we got some Dan Quinn jokes off. (14:50-24:08) Baseball trade deadline. (24:09-35:09) Fyre Fest of the Week and Big Cat is addicted to giving away Madden Codes so he gives away a couple during the show. Mt Rushmore of Press Conference Rants. Brooklyn Nets' Joe Harris joins the show to talk about winning the 3 point contest, getting Kyrie and KD, Virginia Basketball, and staying out of the Embiid/Dudley brawl last year. (38:09-1:10:08) Segments include Embrace Debate does Melo deserve a retirement tour? (1:12:28-1:19:41) Sorry not sorry LeVeon Bell, (1:19:42-1:22:20) Hot in the street "City Boy Summer vs Hot Girl Summer", (1:22:21-1:2454) FAQ's and Bubba has to sing Take on Me as punishment for missing his flight (1:24:55-1:38:16)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool

We're stuck in the last day of July with the only news being Lebron James AAU celebrations (2:27 - 6:20). Jon Gruden is trying to make Nate Peterman happen and Jerry Jones vs Ezekiel Elliot is the hold out of 2019 (6:20 - 14:15). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including the Mets incompetence and USWNT salaries (14:15 - 26:26). Old time friend, recurring guest and former NFL TE Tony Scheffler joins the show to talk about the famous 2 on 1 video and the Mt Rushmore of farm animals (26:26 - 47:06). WWE Superstar Nikki Bella joins the show to talk about her career in wrestling, twin kissing theories, and is wrestling real (47:06 - 88:03). Segments include Bachelorette talk for guys that dont watch the Bachelorette, Respect the Biz Stephen A Smith, PMT Sports Biz Minute, and Guys on Chicks. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

We're on the road for some Training Camp tour interviews (coming next week) and our guy Brooks Koepka is best Golfer of all time (this year) (2:27 - 6:20). All training camps have reported (6:20-  13:40). Who's back of the week including Lebron James dunking in layup lines (13:40 - 27:11). Mt Rushmore of annoying airport people and we need the AWL's to punish Liam for missing his flight this morning (27:11 - 41:16). DeAndre Jordan joins the show to talk about his move to Brooklyn, getting KD on the show, Mark Cuban, and being old, but not (41:16 - 56:11). David Spade joins the show to talk about his new show, SNL, his days as a busboy and his chemistry with Chris Farley (56:11 - 87:06). Segments include just chill out man Sean Lee, way to stay relevant baseball Trevor Bauer, and Monday Reading, my husband's family loves mouse caricatures You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake