Synopsis
On "Pardon My Take," Big Cat & PFT Commenter deliver the loudest and most correct sports takes in the history of the spoken word. Daily topics, guests, and an inability to tell what the hosts might be doing will make this your new favorite sports talk show. This is a podcast that will without a doubt change your life for the better- guaranteed, or your money back. *Pretend a reggaeton air horn is going off right now*
Episodes
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NFL Week 8, Fastest 2 Minutes, And The Nats Are Cursed
28/10/2019 Duration: 02h07minFastest 2 Minutes for NFL Week 8. We recap every single game on Sunday. Pete Carroll mercy kills Dan Quinn, Matt Nagy is a buffoon, Matt Stafford is on the MVP list, Drew Brees is back, Andy Reid vs clock management, the Patriots D is incredible, the Niners are a wagon, Jon Gruden is negging Derek Carr, and Gregg Williams is the most relatable idiot in the world. Who's back of the week including Halloween and Tiger. Football guy of the week. PFT cursed the Nats and we got to see Tits on the screen in the World Series plus a special Monday Reading of the PMT group text and the case of the drunk tweet. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake
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CM Punk, Paul Rabil, Week 8 Preview and Picks
25/10/2019 Duration: 02h06minThe Vikings win in a sloppy game on Thursday night Football. (2:40-5:18) Nationals are a team of destiny. (5:19-12:10) NFL Week 8 preview and picks plus Big Cats can't lose parlay. (12:11-38:18) Fantasy Fuccbois.(38:19-41:44) Former WWE superstar CM Punk joins the show to talk about his new movie, his relationship with Vince, and the time he and Big Cat partied with the Stanley Cup. (43:38-1:10:29) Paul Rabil joins the show to brainstorm the new name for the expansion PLL team. (1:12:53-1:40:14) Fyre Fest of the week, (1:42:30-1:47:36) trouble in paradise (1:47:37-1:51:44) and FAQ's with Jilly Football (1:51:55-2:00:24)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake
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Joe Buck, WS Game 1 + Huge Breaking News With Paul Rabil
23/10/2019 Duration: 01h45minThe Nats are officially a team of destiny. World Series Game 1 is in the books and the Astros are in trouble. (2:44-9:06) Sam Darnold saw ghosts on Monday Night plus the start of the NBA season. (9:07-16:50) Hot Seat/Cool Throne. (16:51-27:08) Joe Buck joins the show to catch up with the guys, talk twitter, his perfect hair, how he switches between football and baseball in October, and whether he's gone Hollywood. (31:23-1:16:20) Segments include PR 101 for Jeremy Pruitt, (1:20:24-1:24:37) huge breaking news with Paul Rabil about PLL Expansion (and we may own a team now),(1:24:38-1:30:15) PMT Sports Biz Minute,(1:30:45-1:31:52) and Guys on Chicks.(1:33:48-1:42:24) You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake
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NFL Week 7 Fastest 2 Minutes + Recap, Big Cat Lost Everything And Football Guy Of The Week
21/10/2019 Duration: 01h41minNFL Week 7 Fastest 2 minutes (3:10 - 8:17). We recap every game from Sunday. Kirk Cousins is back, the Lions fans roasted the refs , the Titans are buttcheeks still but the good kind. The Ravens are not frauds, the Niners D is legit, the Dolphins had a lead and the Bears are a dumpster fire. Who's back of the week, football guy of the week. College Football and suicidal Big Cat is back. Nyquil idea from PFT and Blame and Shame Media. Game recap timestampsEagles - Cowboys(8:17 - 13:11 )Falcons Rams(13:11 - 20:14)Bills Dolphins(20:14 - 23:19 )Jaguars Bengals(23:19 - 26:38)Vikings Lions(26:38 - 32:11)Packers Raiders(32:11 - 36:22)Texans Colts(36:22 - 41:09)Giants Cardinals(41:09 - 47:28)Redskins 49ers(47:28 - 52:35)Chargers Titans(52:35 - 57:40)Seahawks Ravens(57:40 - 61:06)Saints Bears(61:06 - 73:09)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake
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Derek Watt, Steve Wilkos, Week 7 NFL Preview And Picks
18/10/2019 Duration: 01h52minPatrick Mahomes got hurt and it's Matt Moore time. The Broncos offense is big doo doo that even Troy Aikman is openly bashing it.(3:44-11:18) PFT gives his scouting report on Yankees/ Astros. (11:19-15:26) NFL Week 7 story lines and picks plus Big Cat's Cant Lose Parlay that definitely won't lose.(15:27-36:38) Fantasy Fuccbois. (36:39-39:50) Chargers FB Derek Watt joins the show to talk about growing up a Watt, playing Fullback in the NFL, his 1 touchdown, and our relationship with JJ. (41:28-57:30) Steve Wilkos joins the show to talk about his career in reality television, being Jerry Springer's security guard during the Jerry Springer heyday and hosting his own show. (59:31-1:28:26) Segments include Fyre Fest of the week, (1:30:13-1:35:41) Manalytics for KD, (1:35:42-1:38:17) Mike Greenberg's dumb rules, (1:38:18-1:41:00) and a special Barstool Van Talk FAQ's.(1:41:01-1:50:06)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For
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Bill Burr, NFL Refs Problem With Mike Pereira, Lebron Shames, And The Nats Are In The WS
16/10/2019 Duration: 01h53minThe Cardinals are dead and Natitude is sweeping the nation. (2:35-9:04) Lebron Shames had a bad press conference about China and we try to clean it up for him with a bonus verbal banksy. (9:05-20:27) The Lions got screwed on Monday night and ref memes are big time back. (20:28-28:05) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Jalen Ramsey, Yankee fans earning their pinstripes, and Hank finally did his taxes. (28:59-40:55) Bill Burr joins the show to talk about his new comedy special, his favorite stadiums in America, and pissed off sports fans. (42:12-1:20:18) Former NFL Ref Mike Pereira joins the show to fix the NFL ref problem. (1:22:35-1:35:11) Segments include XFL Draft Grades,(1:38:39-1:43:05) PMT Sports Biz Minute,(1:43:06-1:44:06) and Guys on Chicks.(1:44:07-1:49:54) You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake
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NFL Week 6, Fastest 2 Minutes, Mariota + Jameis, Plus A Restaurant For Magicians
14/10/2019 Duration: 01h55minFastest 2 minutes for Week 6 (2:27 - 9:11). We recap every game (9:11 - 78:39). Is Jameis the funniest quarterback of all time? Panic in Cleveland? Say something nice about the Dolphins. The Ravens need to earn Big Cat's respect. The Cowboys and Rams are in trouble and the Niners are for real. Duck mania and the Titans are buttcheeks. Who's back of the week including Hank not saying hello to Kevin Durant (78:39 - 90:05). College Football recap, Football guy of the week, Talking baseball, and Monday Reading - My Husband wants to open a restaurant for magicians (90:05 - 105:51). You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake
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Barry Zito, Texans Will Fuller, Playoff Kershaw + NFL Week 6 Preview
11/10/2019 Duration: 01h50minPlayoff Kershaw strikes again and the Nats are on to the NLCS. Atlanta sports misery deserves its moment in the sun.(2:54-21:10) NFL Week 6 picks and preview of the weekend slate. (21:11-36:41) Fantasy Fuccbois.(36:42-39:14) Former MLB pitcher Barry Zito joins the show to talk about his career, the pressures of playing for a big contract, ups and downs and coming to peace with the player he was. (43:00-1:12:48) Texans WR Will Fuller joins the show to talk about his huge Week 5 and how special Deshaun Watson is. (1:15:36-1:22:47)Segments include Fyre Fest of the week,(1:25:35-1:30:13) Talking Soccer for Wayne Rooney and the Instagram controversy,(1:30:14- and FAQ's (1:41:04-1:48:50)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake
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Actor Gary Busey, Baker Party Line + Guys on Chicks With Uncle Chaps
09/10/2019 Duration: 01h48minMonday Night Football was a mess for the Browns and we sort through handshake gate and Baker expectations going forward. (2:56-15:11) Jay Gruden gets fired at 530 am. (15:12-19:48) Baseball playoffs and who has earned their pinstripes. (19:49-26:46) Hot Seat/Cool Throne with a special guest. (26:47-36:50) Actor Gary Busey joins the show to talk about his career, Buseyisms, life lessons and a WHOLE lot more. (39:42-1:14:57) Segments include PR 101 for the NBA, (1:19:20-1:22:03) PMT Sports Biz Minute,(1:22:04-1:23:05) Take Quake for the Penn State letter,(1:23:06-1:27:17) and Guys on Chicks with Uncle Chaps (1:27:18-1:46:18)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake
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NFL Week 5, Fastest 2 Minutes, Duck Hodges + Big Ben’s Apple Watch
07/10/2019 Duration: 02h02minWeek 5 is complete and we do the fastest 2 minutes (2:51). The PI penalty challenges are so dumb (8:46). The Colts stop Mahomes in a blueprint game (12:47). Teddy Bridgewater and Kyle Allen are going beyond treading water (17:35). Danny Dimes needs a dumber face and defending Mike Tonkin. The Bears stink again. Deshaun Watson was incredible. Aaron Rodgers owns Skip Bayless, and George W sat with Ellen. Who's back of the week and football guy of the week (87:23). This league with Daryl Morey's tweet and We release a statement as NBL owners. Talking baseball and recapping the playoffs plus a very weird Monday Reading.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake
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French Montana, Alex Bregman, TNF + Week 5 Preview And Picks
04/10/2019 Duration: 01h39minThe 12th man is officially back in Seattle. We recap a great Thursday Night Football Game and talk about the MLB Playoffs. (3:05-15:13) Week 5 NFL preview with picks, Big Cat's CANT LOSE ML Parlay (That lost last week), and games we're excited for.(15:14-31:00) Fantasy Fuccbois. (31:01-34:42) Rapper French Montana joins the show to talk about making it in the music world, getting shot in the head, and his favorite sports. (37:09-55:10) Houston Astros Alex Bregman joins the show to talk about playoff baseball, the weirdest baseball quirks, and what the pressure is like for this year's Astros. (57:47-1:17:14) Segments include Fyre Fest of the week,(1:20:42-1:28:00) PR 101 for Louisville,(1:28:01-1:29:52) Bad Visual for the Ravens (1:19:54-1:31:40) and Whoas (1:31:41-1:36:25)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake
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Triple H, Nats Win, And Big Ben's Elbow Cast
02/10/2019 Duration: 01h47minNatitude is back. The Nationals stun the Brewers in the 8th inning to start the MLB playoffs (2:29 - 12:49). Big Ben's cast stole the show for Monday Night Football (12:49 - 17:30). Hot Seat/Cool Throne and all time Coach O story (17:30 - 31:52). Triple H joins the show to talk about his wrestling career, causing all of America's youth to get suspended from middle school, his favorite matches, and working with his father in law Vince McMahon (31:52 - 87:14). Segments include sabermetrics, breaking news about kirk cousins, pmt sports biz moments, and guys on chicks. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake
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NFL Week 4 Recap, Minshew Mania, Chase Daniel Redemption, And We Create A Bansky
30/09/2019 Duration: 01h42minNFL Week 4 fastest 2 minutes (2:47 -5:40). We recap every game from Sunday (5:40 - 72:20). The Falcons are a clown show. The Lions aren't bad? Raiders finally won in EST. We say something nice about the Dolphins. The Browns are back to being Super Bowl Champs. Is Jameis Good? Chase Daniel redeems all Chases, and we discuss if you can have Zane as a kicker. Who's back of the week (72:20 - 85:06). Football guy of the week (85:06 - 93:12). Uhh ya think, and a Monday Reading about a guy obsessed with Virgins vs Chad memes (94:19). You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake
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Lorenzo Neal + Mike Alstott, NFL Weekend Preview And Fyre Fests Of The Week
27/09/2019 Duration: 01h52minThursday Night Football was electric and the Packers are dead. What was Matt LaFleur thinking at the goal line?(3:45-11:54) NFL Week 4 Preview, Gambling Picks, and Big Cat's CANT LOSE ML Parlay of the week, it literally can not lose. (11:55-29:38) Fantasy Fuccbois.(29:39-36:29) Fullbacks and Future Hall of Famers Mike Alstott and Lorenzo Neal join the show to talk about their careers, what makes a fullback great, Alstott training by pushing his jeep around Purdue, Lorenzo picking up pigs, and the coaches they encountered in their long NFL careers.(37:49-1:31:50) Segments include Fyre Fest of the week,(1:35:13-1:41:42) stay classy DC, (1:41:43-1:44:30) Sabermetrics for Antonio Brown and his tweet fest,(1:44:31-1:47:18) and the return of Whoas. (1:47:19-1:49:10) You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake
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Jerry Springer, Kyle Long On The Bears HUGE Win, And Guys On Chicks
25/09/2019 Duration: 01h31minMNF recap, the Bears are back and the Skins have PFT very angry. (2:45-14:42) We call our good friend Kyle Long to talk about the Bears HUGE victory and what Club Dub is like with all the cameras in the locker room. (14:43- 21:39) Hot Seat/Cool Throne.(22:04-35:24) Jerry Springer joins the show to talk about his career, his new show, the wildest stories he covered and Sky Line Chili.(38:04-1:05:35) Segments include How Dare You Sir, (1:10:28-1:12:23) Pardon My Take's Technology corner for Pat Fitzgerald,(1:12:24-1:15:58) PMT Sports Biz Minute,(1:15:59-1:17:01) and Guys on Chicks.(1:17:58-1:28:24) You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake
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NFL Week 3, Fastest 2 Minutes, Recap Of Every Game, The Pinky Team Is Announced, And A Name Roast
23/09/2019 Duration: 01h59minNFL Week 3 is complete. Fastest 2 minutes. Recapping every NFL game from Sunday. Is Derek Carr on the hot seat. Big Cat names his Pinky Bet. Antonio Brown cut. Say something nice about the Dolphins. Are we really doing this Kyle Allen? Daniel Jones is electric. Phil Rivers never disappoints. And Teddy 2 Gloves keeps the Saints afloat. Quick CFB recap with Notre Dame/Georgia and Michigan/Wisconsin. Who's back of the week including the Cubs sucking. Football guy of the week. Stay Classy Clemson for doing a movie at halftime of your game and Pardon My French. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake
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Gardner Minshew, Warren Sharp, NFL Week 3 Preview + Mr Portnoy
20/09/2019 Duration: 01h52minA Huge Friday show starting with a recap of Gardner mania on TNF and Marcus Mariota has been cancelled.(2:35-11:00) NFL Week 3 preview and picks. (11:01-22:25) Fantasy Fuccbois. (22:26-28:33) Jaguars starting quarterback Gardner Minshew calls in to accept Football Guy of the Week and tell an all time story from College. (29:44-41:34) Warren Sharp joins the show to talk football, the best/worst coaches in the NFL, the evolution of the offensive game, and how we can think about football in a smarter way. (44:54-1:30:54) Segments include Fyre fest of the week (1:33:20-1:40:57) and Mr Portnoy and Mrs Portnoy join the show to revive Portnoy's complaints (1:40:57-1:49:58)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake
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Chris Bosh, Eli Benched, Big Ben Hurt, And Guys On Chicks
18/09/2019 Duration: 01h35minAll of our 2004 Draft heroes are dead. Big Ben is out for the year and Eli Manning has been benched for Daniel Jones. (2:49-13:34) The Jets need a quarterback and we have some ideas. (13:40-20:10) Hot Seat/Cool Throne. (20:11-31:53) Future Hall of Famer Chris Bosh joins the show to talk about his career, playing on Lebron's team, adapting his role, the famous car commercial, and ray allen tweet. (33:54-1:16:42) Segments include connect the dots Mort is tweeting out rats, (1:20:50-1:23:43) PMT Sports Biz minute, (1:23:44-1:24:44) Mike tomlin quote generator,(1:24:45-1:26:30) and guys on chicks. (1:26:31-1:34:00)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake
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NFL Week 2 Recap, Fastest 2 Minutes, And An Ernestine Bayless Monday Reading
16/09/2019 Duration: 01h48minNFL Week 2 fastest 2 minutes (2:42). We recap every game from Sunday in a whip around the league (10:42). Does Big Ben see a Vet instead of a doctor ( 40:32), does Pat Shurmur suck? (34:12) Why is Kliff Kingsbury such a coward? Bengals fans hate Andy Dalton. The Dolphins are historically bad (31:07) and the Bears have no Offense and more. Who's back of the week (78:39). Football guy of the week, Respect the Biz, and a Monday Reading about Ernestine Bayless and her new book "Balls!" You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake
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Coach Mike Leach and Dana Holgorsen + Week 2 Picks and Preview
13/09/2019 Duration: 01h33minCam Newton is broken. The Bucs win on the road and the Panthers May be done (2:27 - 10:17). Sam Darnold has mono, yes that's real (10:17 - 14:13). Week 2 picks and preview (14:13 - 31:38) . Fantasy Fuccbois (31:38 - 35:33). Houston Coach Dana Holgorsen joins the show to talk about his relationship with Mike Leach and their matchup Friday night (35:33 - 47:24). Washington State Coach Mike Leach joins the show to talk about Gardner Minshew, Dana Holgorsen, and which mascots win in a fight (47:24 - 66:51). Segments include Fyre Fest Of The Week, put one in his earhole, PR 101, just chill out man and FAQ'sYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake