Pardon My Take

There was no Thursday Night Football so we instead bitch about how messy we've made our studio and then decide to not clean anything up. (2:35- 8:00) Weekend preview, Jameis interception watch, Pats/Bills, and Big Cat's cant lose parlay. (8:01-28:48) Fantasy Fuccbois.(28:49-31:23) The baddest motherfucker alive Jorge Masvidal joins the show to talk about his fight with Nate Diaz, putting people in the Shadow Realm, street fights, and a potential fight with Conor McGregor. (36:10-57:47) Segments include Fyre Fest (59:47-1:05:47) and FAQ's (1:05:48-1:12:56)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Drew Brees record breaking season is back. MNF is all about Drew Brees and we talk about his career being exceptional while also weird. Booger gave us that MNF telestrator Dong and the Lions are going status quo. (2:35-18:37) Hot Seat/Cool Throne. (18:38-30:08) Coach Jeff Fisher joins us in studio to talk about his life without football, fishing in Montana and chasing Bears, thoughts on social media and why he would love to get back in the game. (32:06-1:18:56) Segments include this league, (1:22:32-1:25:40) PR 101 for our guy Jon Rothstein, (1:25:41-1:30:08) way to stay relevant baseball, (1:30:09-1:31:52) and guys on chicks (1:32:53-1:40:32)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Week 15 fastest 2 minutes (2:37 - 9:38). We recap every game from Sunday. The Bills are back in the playoffs, the Patriots made it for the 11th season in a row. Jameis Winston is a Hall of Famer and we feel bad for the Lions. The Texans take control of the AFC South, and the Bears killed Big Cat again. Everyone forgot about the Chiefs, Eli farewell, Urban Meyer to the Redskins? Seahawks Panthers happened. The Blackhole had a horrible ending. Freddie Kitchens did it again but at least he knows how weeks work. Vikings basically let the Chargers lose for themselves and the Cowboys played their perfect game (9:38 - 90:11). Who's back of the week (90:11 - 99:54) and then we welcome on Heisman Trophy Winner Joe Burrow. We talk to Joe about his recruitment to LSU, the whirlwind of this past year, Coach O stories and more.  (99:54 - 117:13)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Lamar Jackson continues his MVP campaign and we say goodbye to Thursday Night Football for another season. (2:35-13:29) Week 15 picks and preview plus a Big Cat's cant lose parlay is now being used for nefarious purposes. (13:30-36:01) Fantasy Fuccbois. (36:02-39:18) Kevin Garnett and Adam Sandler join the show to talk about their new movie Uncut Gems, in theaters nationwide Christmas Day. We discuss KG's career, starring in the movie with Adam Sandler, Adam Sandler's movies, being loyal to his friends, and at long last the Final Boner Dogs pitch. (41:45-1:11:22) Segments include Fyre fest of the week, (1:15:32-1:22:48) hot stove update boras is getting paid, (1:22:49-1:27:07) and FAQ's (1:27:08-1:33:00) You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Eli's last stand on MNF was everything we wanted. The Eagles are sad but holding on. (2:04-13:16) Patriots spygate 2 even though we can't fully muster up the ability to care. (13:17-22:48) Hot Seat/Cool Throne. (22:49-36:36)Blake Bortles joins the show to do the Wikipedia on footspeed, check in on how the season is going and talk about his memories from the greatest rivalry in sports Civil ConFLiCT. (39:10-1:04:32) Segments include the finalists for the Lowman trophy award,(1:08:58-1:11:08) bad visual Lane Kiffin's face (1:11:09-1:14:48) and guys on chicks (1:14:49-1:23:28)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Week 14 Fastest 2 minutes. We recap every game from Sunday (2:31 - 9:04). The Rams big win, the Bills fall short against the Dominant Ravens (9:04 - 22:04). Freddie Kitchens is a big dumb dumb (22:04 - 29:21). The Packers offense is weird (29:21 - 36:11). The Vikings bounce back, the 49ers win a shootout and George Kittle is a Beast. Dolphins try to win with only Field Goals, Jameis Winston's Mona Lisa. Drew Lock is for real, the Jaguars quit, and the Titans are the hottest team in the NFL. We finish up the recap with the Patriots vs the Chiefs and Duck's win in the desert. Who's back of the week (99:21 - 104:12). College Football Playoff break down and the Badgers broke Big Cat's heart again (104:12 - 116:12). Football guy of the week and Joe Burrow's swagger. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

The Bears are officially back. Mitch Trubisky played the game of his life and the Cowboys are dead. Recapping Thursday night football (2:27 - 14:46). NFL Week 14 preview, it's officially "Just How Good Are They?" Weekend. Picks and breakdowns of all the important games (14:46 - 34:39). Fantasy Fuccbois (34:39 - 38:21). CFB Writer Tom Fornelli joins the show to break down Championship Saturday, who will make it into the Playoffs, why Utah gets disrespect, and his lock of the week (38:21 - 66:21). Gold Medalist Lindsey Vonn joins the show to talk about her new documentary and post ski life (66:21 - 80:17). Segments include Fyre Fest of the Week, trouble in paradise, Explain it to Hank the Mets new owner, kings stay kings Stephen A Smith and FAQ's You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

We start the show with an explanation of Baby Yoda mania. (2:00-6:05) MNF clean up, Russ Wilson's MVP year and his awkward mic'd up. (6:06-12:01) Ron Rivera fired. (12:02-15:51) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Big Cat actually believing the Bears can make the playoffs. (15:52-28:01) WWE Superstar and Mayor of Knox County, TN, Kane joins the show to talk about his career, burning Undertaker alive, working with Vince McMahon, and choke slamming people. (31:01-58:35) Segments include trouble in Paradise Cowboys, (1:01::13-1:06:29) Kickers Psychology Couch, (1:06:30-1:11:00) Just Chill Out Man Dabo Swinney, (1:11:01-1:15:46) and Guys on Chicks with a Bonus New Segment "We call Russillo and see what he's doing". (1:15:47-1:27:40) You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

NFL Week 13 Fastest 2 minutes (2:27 - 10:35). We recap every game from Sunday. Hank has taken the Patriots panic button out of the closet, the Bengals won a game. We're now a Derrick Henry appreciation podcast. The Eagles and NFC East are a dumpster fire, the Browns Brown'd it up in Pittsburgh. The Redskins are hot and we talk about Nick Foles having the weirdest NFL Career of all time. Justin Tucker's worth, Jon Gruden is losing it and the Chargers played the exact same game yet again (10:35 - 100:43). We recap Thanksgiving Day games, who's back of the week and a quick recap of CFB Rivalry Week. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Lamar Jackson is unstoppable and we find holes in the Ravens even though there aren't any whatsoever (2:27 - 14:56). Sports things were thankful for and a preview of Thanksgiving NFL games (14:56 - 33:43). Hot Seat/Cool Throne and ranking the best trophies in College Football (33:43 - 54:13). Danica Patrick joins the show to catch up, tall crystals, her new podcast, and Aaron Rodgers (54:13 - 83:12). We preview the NFL Sunday slate with a couple huge loser leave town games (83:12 - 100:54). Thanksgiving FAQ's and guys on chicks and an extra bonus interview with Comedian and Patriot Act host/creator Hasan Minhah, new season streaming on Netflix now You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

NFL Week 12 Fastest 2 Minutes. (2:35-9:44) Recapping every game from Sunday.(9:45-1:44:08) Jameis is the most entertaining QB in the league, Dan Quinn is back on his bullshit. Frank Gore for the Hall of Fame and he reminds us how great Barry Sanders was. Mitch played average and that's great. Browns are hot thanks to Swagger Jr and we say something nice about the Dolphins. The Raiders very bad day, an honest discussion about Carson Wentz. The Titans make no sense and understanding Dak Prescott. Who's back of the week including Thanksgiving, (1:44:09-1:57:28) Football Guy of the Week, (1:57:29-2:01:30) and a quick Elon Musk roast. (2:01:31-2:04:16) You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Thursday Night Football Color Rush is back. (2:05-9:44) We preview Week 12 in the NFL with picks and Big Cat's Cant Lose Parlay. (9:45-28:59) Fantasy Fuccbois. (29:00-31:25) Nascar Champ Kyle Busch joins the show to talk about winning the Cup, why he's not liked on the circuit, his fantasy team, and we call Joey Slowgano to try and bury the hatchet (it didn't work). (34:49-1:11:08) Winnipeg Blue Bombers shorts guy joins the show to talk about the Grey Cup and how he's been wearing shorts in Canada for 18 straight years on a stupid drunk bet. (1:13:07-1:23:17) Segments include Fyre Fest of the week,(1:24:37-1:27:33) michael wilbon name drop, (1:27:34-1:32:21) we read a headline, (1:32:22-1:34:29) and FAQ's (1:34:30-1:42:22)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Phil Rivers put on a CLASSIC Phil Rivers performance and we may be nearing the end. Losing our heroes and the Chiefs look a little off (2:31- 12:17). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including a breakdown of how the Internet is poisoning all of our brains beyond belief (12:17 - 28:54). Disgraced NBA Ref Tim Donaghy joins the show to talk about his career as a ref, prison,  the gambling scheme that took him down, and reffing the Malice at the Palace (28:54 - 52:37). Segments include Sabermetrics for Carmelo switching to 00, sorry not sorry Antonio Brown, and Guys on Chicks. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Week 11 Fastest 2 minutes (2:27 - 8:39). We start with an embarrassing Bears loss and an even more embarrassing decision by Matt Nagy to bench Mitch Trubisky with 2 minutes left in Sunday Night Football (8:39 - 22:32). Recapping every game from Week 11 including Jeff Driskell buying himself backup years, the Jets are going to run the table, the Colts have an identity, Josh Allen has his best career game. The Vikings historic comeback and we say nice things to Kirk Cousins. Jameis Winston is a joy to watch, Texans Ravens was a dud because the Ravens are too good and Patriots/Eagles was a punt fest. Who's back of the week, anti-football guys of the week and a Monday ReadingYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Myles Garrett tried to kill Mason Rudolph, who is bad at quarterbacking but we wont say that because he almost died. Recapping a wild ending to the Browns/Steelers with an all time fight on the field. (2:08-15:45) Carmelo Anthony is back. (15:46-18:22) Week 11 preview and picks including a loser leaves town Sunday Night game. (18:24-38:06) Fantasy Fuccbois. (38:07-41:15) Rick Ankiel joins the show for a fascinating interview about his career, having the yips on the biggest stage imaginable, then fighting back to the big leagues as a hitter. (43:56-1:20:00) Fyre Fest of the week, (1:23:53-1:31:03)  Astros cheating scandal, (1:31:04-1:37:30) and we got Mike Florio again to talk about his fantasy team. (1:37:31-2:00:11)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Russ Wilson MVP tour continues and the NFC race is heating up. Was the MNF crew too mean to the Niners kicker. Pete Carroll twin update (2:17 - 12:15). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Hank's fantasy lost and Jeffery Epstein conspiracies going too far (12:15 - 67:43). Hall of Famer Jerry Rice joins the show to talk about his career, his insane training, catching bricks, chasing horses, and how fantasy would have changed how people viewed him. Segments include way to stay relevant baseball for the Astros cheating, trouble in paradise skip bayless and guys on chicks.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

NFL Week 10 Fastest 2 minutes (2:12 - 8:11). Kirk Cousins won a primetime game but also Jason Garrett lost it, Lamar Jackson is incredible. Freddie Kitchens did his best to keep fucking up the Browns, The Bears might just be back, the Chiefs are an enigma, Dan Quinn's job was saved, Pat Shurmur's wasn't. The Dolphins are hot and the Jets may run the table. Who's back of the week. Football guy of the week. Recapping a great College Football Weekend and LSU/Minnesota's big wins. Plus a Monday Reading from Darren Rovell.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Phil Rivers had a full Phil Rivers game. Wisconsin Fullbacks were on display and PFT reveals the Lowman trophy watch list.(2:31-8:06) NFL Week 10 preview, Mitch turned off all the TV's, and Pat Shurmur is addicted to losing. (8:07-26:23) Fantasy Fuccbois and Alabama vs LSU preview. (26:24-34:10) Arizona State Head Coach Herm Edwards joins the show to talk Football, recruiting, Hermisms, and how he would sell us in the living room. (35:42-58:53) Warren Sharp joins the show to talk about the NFL season halfway through, what teams are ready to turn a corner, and the contenders in each Conference. (1:01:27-1:29:19) Segments include Fyre Fest of the week,(1:31:01-1:34:19) Sabermetrics for James Harden love for strip clubs (1:34:20-1:38:39) and FAQ's with Former Kentucky Sports Radio Host Matt Jones where we let him get his built up Kentucky Sports takes off.(1:38:40-1:58:44) You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, vi

Monday Night Football was stolen by a black cat. Daniel Jones loves turnover. Pat Shurmur remains an idiot and Hank will adopt the black cat if we can find it. (2:35-15:10) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including the Chargers. (15:11-28:10) College Basketball Preview with Jon Rothstein plus planning his wedding and work shopping new Rothsteinisms. (30:35-1:14:44) Segments include Who Farted for Mike Francesa, (1:17:31-1:22:40) Sabermetrics, (1:21:412-1:26:29) PR 101 for Jermaine Whitehead,(1:26:30-1:28:42) a special guest PMT Sports Biz Minute (1:28:43-1:29:36) and Guys on Chicks. (1:29:37-1:36:41)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

NFL Week 9. Fastest 2 Minutes. Recapping every game from Sunday. Lamar was on fire, Minshew Mania might be over, the Redskins can't score, Adam Gase's impost syndrome, the Bears gained a single passing yard in the first half. Jameis is a HoFer, the Packers can't deal with Daylight Savings, and we debate the merits of Matt Patricia's football guy status. Who's back of the week. Football Guy of the Week and the revelation that Dan Mullen is a self cucker. Hurt or Injured Nate Diaz and a recap of UFC 244 + Washington Nationals Parade Math. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake