Probing Ancient Aliens

Tsoukalos is back with yet another top 10 episode for season 17 - this one focusing on the top ten government / alien cover-ups. Does Tsoukalos order of intensity have any sort of rhyme or reason here? Does he know what a top 10 list is really supposed to include, or what it’s requirements are? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorist - Giorgio Tsoukalos - sure thinks he does! Let’s prooooooooooooooooobe into Season 17, Episode 3 of History’s Ancient Aliens: Top Ten Alien Cover-ups!

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel We guzzle down the drip-feed that is Giorgio Tsoukalos’ top ten most “mysterious” places that Ancient Aliens has ever featured on the show. Does Giorgio really know what mysterious means? What would our top ten list look like if we were the ones in Krix’s driver’s seat? What if this episode was just a re-hash of over ten years of ancient aliens episodes - SPOILER ALERT: IT WAS! Let’s prooooooooooooooooobe into season 17, episode 2 of History’s Ancient Aliens: the Top Ten Mysterious Sites!

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Let’s just spoil it right here - it’s Caral. Caral is the Lost City of Peru. BUT, do our plucky ancient astronaut theorists prove that the god or…gaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwds that helped the ancient Incan (and pre-Incans!) build their massive megalithic cities was actually a space brother from another star?! We don’t know, Tsouks, Childress and old William Henry sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooooooobe into History’s Season 17 opener of Ancient Aliens: The Lost City of Peru!

Tsoukalos...Childress...Taylor...Tzadok…Henry - the ultimate think-tank on ancient alien harmonics gathered in one small conference room during the height of the pandemic - risking health and safety for all involved! - ...to re-hash old content from old Ancient Aliens episodes and add little to nothing to the subject as per usual. Is there ANYTHING redeeming about this meeting of the masterminds?! We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooooobe into Season 16, Episode 10 of History’s Ancient Aliens: The Harmonic Code!

Sorry everyone - Joey's feeling the post-booster shot fatigue so we'll have to cancel tonight's regular recording session, but we wanted to provide a peek at our most recent Patreon episode of "Probing Deeper" where we discuss the super strange tale of the Bell Witch - surprisingly less "witch" and way more un-categorizable than you might think. See you next week! (ORIGINAL PATREON DESCRIPTION) Does Seth Breedlove (and his Small Town Monsters production house) live up to his other work with this 2020 release about the infamous Bell Witch of Adams, Tennessee? We delve into the intriguing subject matter of this possible Elemental / Ultraterrestrial / Disembodied Spirit and it's 4-year connection to the Bell family - something rarely (if ever) seen in the paranormal Ree-Alm!

David Childress, Giorgio Tsoukalous, and Nick Pope of the British Ministry of Defense sit down and...talk about shit that they talk about on EVERY EPISODE of Ancient Aliens as if it were new. If this is your first episode of Ancient Aliens and Probing Ancient Aliens...I feel sorry for you; but, at least you’ll be exposed to a one-stop-shop for all the trend setters and thought leaders in the world of UFOlogy, the scientific study of UFOs, and understanding the nature of UFO / Alien phenomena. Let’s prooooooooooooooooooooobe into Season 16, Episode 9 of History’s Ancient Aliens: The UFO Pioneers!

Tsoukalos, Childress, and Travis Taylor sit down for a COVID-filled conversation around the ass-end of a conference room table to talk about a ton of astronauts that they’ve mentioned in older episodes of the show - but does the awkward editing and fake reality show drama inject Ancient Aliens with some new life so that even Steve and Joey didn’t fall asleep watching the episode - we don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooobe into Season 16, Episode 8 of History’s Ancient Aliens: The Space Travelers.

The Wedge of Aiud. The Antikythera Device. The Bridge of Rama - how did these Out of Place Artifacts come to exist thousands, or millions, of years ago when humanity was only known to be a primitive race of hominids...or even non-existent? Did ancient UFOs touch down, convince the primitive peoples of earth that they were gods, and taught them their highly advanced ways...or do we really just not understand that much about our ancient past and are filling in ancient aliens as a placeholder? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooobe into Season 16, Episode 7 of History Channel’s ‘Ancient Aliens:’ Impossible Artifacts!

PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Why was the book of Enoch removed from the original Christian Bible and considered “Apocrypha” forever after by the western world? Why does the Ethiopian Bible contain all the excised chapters INCLUDING the Book of Enoch? How was Enoch an immortal, chosen by God to travel the galaxy with his caste of angels and then made his messenger and archivist for all the information under the son? Did Noah’s Great Flood actually happen, and was the real reason God flooded the planet NOT to kill the wicked sinners of humanity...but to SAVE humanity from the wicked giants - the Nephilim - that were terrorizing them thanks to angel / human hybrids corrupting the gene pool with these undesirables? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists do! Let’s proooooooooooooobe into Season 16, Episode 5 of Ancient Aliens: The Forbidden Bible!

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Was there a race - or races - of giants in and around the Mediterranean Sea thousands of years ago? Greek Giants? Roman Giants, Spaghetti Giants? Lasagna Giants? As much as Garfield would love that last one, we’re going to leave it to the REAL ex-spurts here, the Ancient Astronaut Theorists, to give us all the real facts about these big boys and girls that just might be our genetic ancestors. Let’s prooooooooooooooooooooooooobe into Season 16, Episode 4 of Ancient Aliens: Giants of the Mediterranean!

Sorry for another missed regular episode - We promise this will be the last one for a while! Joey was in Nebraska for a family wedding, but we'll be back on track next week

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel What do ancient astronaut theorists think about the prevalent “keyhole” shape that’s found throughout virtually all cultures and religions worldwide? We don’t know...because they never actually explain what those cultures think the keyhole actually is except Ancient Egypt!!! Let’s prooooooooooooooooobe into Season 16, Episode 3 of the History Channel’s Ancient Aliens: The Galactic Keyhole!

Steve is under-the-weather today and unfortunately can't record a new episode tonight, but here's our little unofficial contribution to #Ghosttober on Discovery+: Alive commentary discussion of Ghost Adventures' own Zak Bagans 'Demon House' documentary that we did for our patrons over at Patreon.com/probingancientaliens in February. If you like this content then subscribe to our Patreon for only $5 or more you'll get over 30 episodes of "Adventurous Ghosts," our Ghost Adventures podcast and "Probing Deeper" where we probe a few knuckles deeper into aliens, the paranormal and anything tangentially related to what we talk about on Probing Ancient Aliens...but, y'know...DEEPER.

**SORRY FOR THE SLIGHT ECHO! New Garageband setup on a different laptop so we're still working out the kinks in exporting** Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Is Shambala, the most sacred of lost kingdom’s nestled somewhere in the heart of the Himalayas of Tibet, a true Lost Kingdom of extraterrestrial gods and goddesses that are actually guiding the destiny of planet Earth? Why were the Nazi’s looking for Shambala and what was it’s connection to the Aryan race? Were Madam Blavatsky’s “Kutumi” and Allistair Crowley’s “Lam” true “mahatma’s” from Shambala who were contacted not by deep meditation, but through occult means? Why is the Tibetan Buddha, specifically, physically depicted as having blue skin, long arms, and coming in at over 9 feet tall when all other Buddhas are more or less standard homosapians? Why have Tibet’s very own Bigfoots (the Yeti) been m

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Why do all religions and scientific schools of thought practically worship the number 12? What is it about ‘twelve’ that makes it so special - and so fundamental - to the very existence of the universe? Is 12 and it’s related factors truly the language of how the universe operates, expands, and evolves? Are the 12 notes that make up all the world’s music part of this divine equation? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooobe into Season 16, Episode 1 of Ancient Aliens: The Divine Number!

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Have aliens been guiding the presidents of the United States to victory since the Revolutionary War? Have presidents been briefed into secret knowledge of the existence of UFOs and extraterrestrials by their aides and deeper organizations...up until Richard Nixon overstepped his bounds with Jackie Gleason and effectively ruined it for most future presidents. Do Democratic presidents not get the same access to UFO and ET information as Republican presidents? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooobe into Season 15, Episode 12 of Ancient Aliens: Aliens and the Presidents!

What’s the difference between the classic disc / saucer shaped UFO, and the oft-reported triangle and cigar shaped UFOs? Do the different shapes house different technology? Are they specialized in some way? Do different races of aliens use different craft as a cultural representation? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooobe into Season 15, Episode 11 of Ancient Aliens: The Ultimate Guide to UFOs!!!!

Sorry we couldn't do a normal record last night due to Steve's roommate ruining everything as usual! We'll try to put up a remotely-recorded episode tonight, but in case we can't, here's a look at an early-pandemic episode from our Patreon (patreon.com/probingancientaliens) where we do a live commentary discussion on CIA Scientist, Russel Targ's "ESP & Psychic Spies."

The Ancient Astronaut Theorists dedicate an entire episode to cross-promoting The History Channel’s Secret of Skinwalker Ranch, starring Travis Taylor and the ever-hunky head of security: Dragon! But does that make for a good episode of Ancient Aliens? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into Season 15, episode 10 of Ancient Aliens: The Mystery of Skinwalker Ranch!

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Do shapeshifting aliens really exist; and, better question: are they already secretly among us, and, possibly, plotting against us? Are shapeshifting aliens the “trickster gods” of ancient mythology? Are the southwestern Native American “Skinwalkers” also under the same pantheon of deities and demi gods as the Olympians, the Rakshasa, and even the God of the old testament: Yaweh? Are vampires, werewolves, and Faeries simply advanced ET’s who can shapeshift at will to manipulate the lives of men? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooobe into Season 15, Episode 9 of Ancient Aliens: The Shapeshifters!