Probing Ancient Aliens

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Is the Mojave Desert’s Integritron - built by George Van Tassel himself - actually a functioning “fountain of youth” device whose technology was given to him by extraterrestrials in order to extend human life...and therefore...the attainable wisdom we can accumulate? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooooooobe into Season 15, Episode 8 of Ancient Aliens: The Immortality Machine!

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Are the aliens from the Pleiades extraterrestrial race that seeded humanity on earth...leveling us up from primitive hominids into the big bold intelligent men and women that have populated planet ever since? Or are the demonic reptilians the true masterminds after defeating the Pleiadean forces over the Serpent Mound in Ohio in time immemorial? Why do Polynesians, Australasians, Native Americans, and East Asians all share some of the Denisovan DNA...and also the same creation myths that their sky gods specifically came from the Pleiades? Was it the Pleiadean mother ship that actually was surfaced as the Lost Continent of Lemuria (AKA the Land of Mu), only to be misinterpreted as a geographical island? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooobe into Season 15, E

This is the FINAL week without a new Probing Ancient Aliens episode due to a combination of 2 weeks of Joey assuring his wife's recovery from her life-threatening medical emergency, and...Steve's going on vacation! Our Patreon supporters got this episode a few days ago, but we wanted to put up the most recent content possible since we've had to miss three weeks in a row of standard new episodes. The first half of the episode recounts the harrowing journey of Joey and his wife, and the 2nd half is the latest episode of our Ghost Adventures podcast: Adventurous Ghosts! ~~Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel~~

~~Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel~~ In this Live Commentary / Review Discussion of Dr. Steven M. Greer's 'Close Encounters of the Fifth Kind: Contact has Begun,' (originally June's Patreon episode of "Probing Deeper") the boys discuss "Doctor" Greer in depth, and basically inform you not IF he's yet another new age "healer" with a savior complex...but what LEVEL his savior complex rises to. (ORIGINAL PATREON DESCRIPTION BELOW) Dr. Steven Greer is largely a big piece of shit. Listen to our live commentary to find out exactly why. Also Steve is buzzed on three Triple Hazy IPAs and a Munich Style Lager. Thanks to Eddyballs for the suggestion in yesterday's thread! Except...we both wanted to die while watching this. So thanks for that too. And the list of other stuff you guys suggested is awesome too and makes the next few Probing Deeper eps easy!

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Were there super advanced pre-cursor races that lived on Earth tens of thousands of years ago...and we have no physical evidence to prove it? Were Ancient Astronauts actually those same advanced prehistoric people that fled the long-past cataclysms on the surface, no hoping to return to earth in UFOs? Are many of the well-known megalithic structures like The Parthenon, The Sphinx, Teotihuacan, etc., actually tens - maybe hundreds - of thousands of years older than mainstream archaeologists suggest? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooobe into Season 15, Episode 6 of Ancient Aliens: The World Before Time!

Are the stone giants carved at megalithic sites around the world actually ancient data storage devices due to the high levels of quartz in their geological structure - similar to crystal skulls? Is quartz crystal the storage medium that both extraterrestrials AND advanced ancient civilizations used to to store large amounts of information...even...consciousness? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooobe into Season 15, episode 5 of Ancient Aliens: Mystery of the Stone Giants!

Sorry for the lack of new episode tonight - we'll make it up to you another night this week! Instead, please enjoy the mind - and butt! - altering fever dream that is the movie adaptation of Whitley Strieber's 'Communion' starring Christopher Walken that we recorded a few months ago for our Patrons. (Original Patreon Description) Before Chris Walken portrayed Maxwell Shreck in Batman Returns...he played now infamous UFO abductee Whitley Strieber in the autobiographical "Communion," released in 1989. Watch along with us as we whip our little dorks out and western grip the shit out of each other's under the table during all the scary parts of this semen-all film that neither of us have ever seen.

Why are there so many UFO sightings in the South American country of Chile? Why have ancient aliens been flying over the Atacama Desert for hundreds - maybe thousands - of years? Are the megaliths in the Atacama Desert - that outnumber the Nazca Lines by a factor of 5 - actual depictions of extraterrestrial sky gods that visited the ancient peoples of Chile, bringing knowledge and culture? Do you want to hear the statement “Chile has more UFO sightings than any other country in the world” at least 587 times in less than an hour? We sure don’t, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooobe into Season 15, Episode 3 of Ancient Aliens: Destination Chile!

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Is there still debris from crashed alien spacecraft in the desert near Roswell, New Mexico - left over from the infamous 1947 crash that started the entire extraterrestrial government coverup and altered the course of human culture and history forever? What is the debris of the crashed UFO’s at Roswell made of? Does the government secretly have the alien bodies found at Roswell at a secret underground facility like Area 51 or S4? Is the government actually lying about the Roswell crash and still sticking to the classic “weather balloon” story that Marcell was supposedly forced to share with the public? Does Linda Moulten Howe actually own a piece of off-world spacecraft debris? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooooooobe into Season 15, Episode 2 of Ancient Al

To our U.S. listeners - hope you had an awesome Memorial Day weekend! We're celebrating too, so no record tonight, but please enjoy our recent Patreon exclusive episode from Patreon.com/probingancientaliens! (Original Patreon Description) This 4 parter from HBO Max that goes DEEP into the events, the manipulation, and the haircuts that led to the largest mass suicide in America's history. We discuss, you listen...and jerk off, of course.

How was the so-called “eighth wonder of the world,” Nan Madol, constructed? Constructed of multi-ton volcanic prismatic basalt pillars, this remote southeast Asian megalithic man-made city is known as the “Venice of the South Pacific,” but no one can explain just HOW these massive pillars were brought to the site from over 25 miles away, but then hoisted with precision multiple stories tall in some cases. Local legends say Giant Roosters flew the pillars down to the site, along with the seemingly conflicting tales of two giant brothers from an unknown land levitating the rocks into place. Do David Hatcher Childress and Giorgio Tsoukalous have all the answers as they explore Nan Modal in all it’s BASS-alt glory? Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into Season 15, Episode 1 of Ancient Aliens: the Mystery of Nan Madol!

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Do extraterrestrials live on recently discovered exoplanets? What is the most current technology being used by astronomers to find new Earth-like exoplanets orbiting in the goldilocks-zone of stars throughout our galaxy? Are Keplar and TESS finding Exoplanets on a daily basis? How many earth-like exoplanets exist with known data collected today? How will the upcoming James Webb Telescope change the way we gather information about earth-like exoplanets? Did the Annunaki actually come from Planet X / Planet Nibiru by way of a massive 3600 year elliptical orbit that only gets close to Earth for a few decades then heads back out into the vastness of space? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooobe into the season 14 finale of Ancient Aliens: Secrets of the Exoplanets!

Support the show at: patreon.com/probingancientaliens - for exclusive podcasts every month! Blackholesupplycompany.com - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel When will disclosure about the existence of alien life, extraterrestrial spacecraft, and government knowledge occur in our society? When will the public know the TRUTH about the existence of intelligent life on other planets - and that our government has been lying ot us all along? The leaked military UFO encounters were just the tip of the tip of the iceberg - so when will the United States, China, or Russia reveal what we’ve known all along but could never prove: that the super powers of the world are in an arms race to procure and reverse engineer off-world technology to gain an exponential military advantage? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 21 of Ancient Aliens: Countdown to Disclosure!

Support the show at: patreon.com/probingancientaliens - for exclusive podcasts every month! Blackholesupplycompany.com - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel What is does the History Channel Show “Ancient Aliens” think about the Storming of Area 51? Where did Area 51 coming from? What is inside Area 51? Are there aliens - perhaps...ancient...aliens - at Area 51, S4, and Groom Lake? Is Bob Lazaar telling the truth about his time working at Site 4 at Area 51 to reverse engineer alien technology secretly owned by the government? Did the Lockheed Skunkworks lab spawn the creation of Area 51? What kind of people work at Area 51? Did Naruto actually run into Area 51? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 20 of Ancient Aliens: The Storming of Area 51!

Support the show and get exclusive podcasts: Patreon.com/probingancientaliens Get cool Probing Ancient Aliens merch, Disc Golf Apparel and Disc Golf Discs: www.blackholesupplycompany.com An episode...from the FUTURE?! NO! We just got screwed out of recording tonight - but we'll have a fresh episode this Thursday instead, then back on track for next week. Technically this was March's "Probing Deeper" episode for our Patrons, but it iiiiiiiiiis an episode of Ancient Aliens - specifically the recent episode wear the AAT's try to convince Captain Kirk himself that Ancient Astronaut Theory is both historical and archaeologically sound. Does the Shat-man buy it from Tsouks and the gang? Let's prooooooooooooooooobe into Season 16 episode 16 - William Shatner meets Ancient Aliens!

Have humans modified their bodies - in the form of piercing, stretching, tattooing, elongating, etc. - for centuries specifically to look like the extraterrestrial gods they worshipped? Do humans tattoo common symbols like pyramids, obelisks, they eye of Horus, and pentagrams because our DNA was programmed, by ancient ET’s, to understand the power of these shapes and structures? Is the transhumanist movement not so much about ascending beyond the limits of the human body, and more about become more like our alien creators? Were many ancient sky gods depicted without breathing tanks and space suits because they had tattooed - or implanted - nanotechnology throughout their body that allowed them to survive in space and perform “magical” acts like telekinesis, telepathy, and power over space-time? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 19 of Ancient Aliens: Human Hieroglyphs!

Support the show at: patreon.com/probingancientaliens - for exclusive podcasts every month! Blackholesupplycompany.com - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Do aliens drink human blood to survive for thousands of years as they explore the cosmos? Are the swaths of cattle mutilations that still occur to this day in America’s farmlands actually not for extraterrestrials to gather DNA samples for scientific purposes...but simply for sustenance? Is there something special about human blood that entices the gods / aliens / star-being; and, if so, did they create humans and other land creatures strictly to be living, repeating receptacles for their “sweet ambrosia,” as it were? Can the blood and plasma of younger people actually reverse the aging process in seniors - and is this the same process that ET’s discovered and refined thousands - even MILLIONS - of years ago? What is Milk of Nepenthe and why did Whitley Strieber drink this white substance given to him by a stranger in a hotel

What is Stonehenge? Is it a portal to another dimension or an alien world? Was Stonehenge built by the same ancient advanced race of giants that built Gobekli Tepe? Were the events in the Book of Enoch true; and, if so, were the offspring of The Watchers and human women - the Nephilim - the same ancient race that built Stonehenge, the Great Pyramids of Egypt, Gobekli Tepei, and most other large stone megaliths around the world? Are the Watchers of the book of Enoch and the Annunaki one and the same? Did the ancient peoples of Britain understand how to activate the quartz crystals in the “Blue Stones” to activate the Piezoelectric Effect and use the Earth’s geomagnetic energy to open a doorway to other worlds? Did the Tuatha De Danann build Stonehenge? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 17 of Ancient Aliens: The Secrets of Stonehenge!

Is the reason human beings more advanced than all other life forms on the planet because ancient aliens activated our brain’s DNA to grow the Neo Cortex, allowing for symbolic thought, creativity, and even...psychic powers? Was Nostradamus correct in his predictions? Could Nostradamus communicate with extraterrestrials or ultraterrestrials? Can anyone use psychic powers like ESP, telekinesis, remote viewing, mediumship, or do you have to be born with it? Can human beings train themselves to use psychic powers? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 6 of Ancient Aliens: The Alien Brain!

Support the show at: patreon.com/probingancientaliens - for exclusive podcasts every month! Blackholesupplycompany.com - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Is the mysterious Mt. Musine in Northwestern Italy a thousands-year-old hub of paranormal activity, UFO sightings, and religious experiences? Is Mt. Musine and the surrounding Susa Valley actually full of secret alien underground bases? How did ancient Italians know to build seven different historical sights all on the exact Ley Line, now known as “The St. Michael Line?” Did ancient Celts actually witness the greek god Phaeton coming down in a fiery chariot to provide the gift of technology to their people...or was the proto-city of modern-day Turin actually settled by an extraterrestrial being from another world or dimension? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 15 of Ancient Aliens: The Alien Mountain!