Probing Ancient Aliens

Support the show at: patreon.com/probingancientaliens - for exclusive podcasts every month! Blackholesupplycompany.com - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Do aliens want to prevent humanity from using nuclear weapons? If so...why? What stakes do extraterrestrials have in caring whether humanity uses atomic weapons - is it pure benevolance? A fear of humanity’s war-like nature affecting other intelligent races in the galaxy? To curb potential dimensional rips in space-time that may affect interdimensional ultraterrestrial beings? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 14 of Ancient Aliens - the Nuclear Agenda!

How do Constellations work? What are stars? How does the Zodiac work? Do aliens control us through astrology? Is the Zodiac Wheel actually a quantum entanglement walkie talkie from humans to gods and back? Why are so many ancient megaliths aligned with various constellations? Is there a secret code at play underneath the various animals and symbols in the Zodiac? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 13 of Ancient Aliens - The Constellation Code!

- Support the show at: patreon.com/probingancientaliens - for exclusive podcasts every month! - Blackholesupplycompany.com - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Hawaii...relaxing island paradise....OR ALIEN PORTAL TO HELL?! Childress and Wide-Eyed Michael Sallah are on location on the Big Island of “Aloha-ville” talking about Aiku, Menehue, lava tubes, the lost continent of Lemuria, Atlantis, tiki drinks and more! Does David uncover the secret underground alien base that’s hidden in Hawaii’s tallest mountain? We don’t know, but David Childress sure thinks he does! Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 12 of Ancient Aliens - Islands of Fire!

Support the show at: patreon.com/probingancientaliens - for exclusive podcasts every month! Blackholesupplycompany.com - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Are aliens actually not as...physical...as we might think? Coming from another dimension as opposed to another star system? Are EXTRA-terrestrials actually ULTRA-terrestrials: taking form on our vibrational wavelength so that they can interact with out mere 3-dimensional selves here on our physical planet? Are aliens, demons, ghosts, gods, orbs, and UFOs all one and the same inter-dimensional set of consciousnesses from a parallel universe? Is remote viewing real; and, if so, is the act of doing so actually projecting your consciousness beyond the limit of our linear space-time continuum and into the dimensions, frequencies, and wavelengths beyond? What does Giorgio Tsoukalos have to say about aliens not being as “flesh and blood” as he thinks they might be? If most aliens are from another reality and NOT from another planet.

Support the show at: patreon.com/probingancientaliens - for exclusive podcasts every month! Blackholesupplycompany.com - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Have aliens - even ANCIENT aliens been hybridizing humans, animals, and everything in between for thousands - or even MILLIONS - of years? Are these extraterrestrial hybridizers actually highly evolved humans from the future, traveling back in time to prevent - or INDUCE - a great change in the course of the homo sapien timeline? Is this episode yet another polished up re-hash of an - or even MULTIPLE - old episodes of Ancient Aliens? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 10 of Ancient Aliens: Project Hybrid.

Unforeskin CirCUMstances prevented us from recording tonight - but please enjoy our recent Patreon review discussion of Seth Breedlove's 2020 follow-up to his first Mothman documentary: The Mothman of Point Pleasant. Support us by getting some prolapse-worthy apparel and accessories at www.blackholesupplycompany.com! (original Patreon description below) We discuss the 2020 film: Seth Breedlove's 'The Mothman Legacy' in detail, and one of us got surprisingly emotional during our viewing. All the mothman sightings are popularly thought to have stopped after the 1967 Silver Bridge collapse...but this documentary proves to the world that that simply isn't true. Plus, dick, fart, and prolapse jokes, of course.

Support the show at: patreon.com/probingancientaliens - for exclusive podcasts every month! Blackholesupplycompany.com - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Did ancient extraterrestrials utilize comet-carried viruses to accomplish their direct panspermia goals on the Earth and perhaps other planets? Did life originate on Earth because an alien virus fell from the sky and evolved under the right conditions? Are aliens actively altering our genetic code with the ultimate goal of creating a hybridized alien / human combo that can better travel to other worlds as their space-faring ambitions grow ever-greater? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 9 of Ancient Aliens: The Alien Infection!

Is humanity wrong about the long-accepted theory that we evolved from primate ancestors...in favor of reptilian ones? Are there banished reptilian aliens living deep underground and secretly pulling the strings of the world’s shadow governments - all so they can continually shape the world to their will and keep a steady stream of human bodies to experiment on and hybridize? Are reptilian humanoids - aka reptoids - cloaking themselves as human beings so that they can hide in plain sight, all the while plotting to turn us into then and sap us of our free will? Are the infamous Greys in league with the reptilians - and what of the so-called “nordic” race of aliens; where do they fit in to this everlasting galactic tug-of-war for humanity’s future and our resource-rich Earth? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 8 of Ancient Aliens - The Reptilian Agenda!

Support the show at: patreon.com/probingancientaliens - for exclusive podcasts every month! Blackholesupplycompany.com - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Did Celtic Druids voyage across the Atlantic and land in ancient New York and New England, thousands of years ago? Did druids build the numerous stone monuments, dolmens, caves, standing stones, and other megalithic structures in and around the primitive Tri-State Area? If so, why did the Druids come? Was it to open portals to other dimensions and let extra - or ultra - terrestrials through, masking themselves as spirits or gods? Or was the paranormal phenomena already happening in centuries-old New York, and the Druids somehow felt the spiritual pull to the New World? Is it merely a coincidence that Whitley Strieber - author of the famous alien abduction book ‘Communion’ - experienced his harrowing journey with ET’s merely miles from Balanced Rock, the the site of Sleepy Hollow, and hundreds of Druid ritual sites...or is the

Unforeseen circumstances got in the way of our recording / streaming plans today - sorry! Please enjoy this peek at our Patreon content, and we'll be back next week, as usual! (Original Patreon show notes): The COCK is back! Graham Hancock, that is. This 2018 symposium film session is bare bones on production values, but cock-full of some pretty fascinating info on psychedelics, the subjugation of the human consciousness by the Abrahamic religions, Gnosticism, and pretty much how ol' Grahamy boy is a Consciousness LIbertarian-Anarchist. Pretty interesting takes all around, and a break from his usually quoted Younger Dry-Ass period content.

Did Diego De Landa and his Spanish Conquistadores destroy evidence of ancient alien interaction with the Mayan culture during their war of conversion for the Mayans pagan souls? Were the Olmec people somehow drawing African, Asian and Caucasian people from all over the world to Central America...over 5000 years ago? Is there a connection between the Hindu and Mayan religions, as depicted in a select few of the Colombian archaeological site’s - San Augustine - megalithic carvings? Were Hindu Vimanas used in Mayan culture as well, do to the same gods bringing cultural and scientific knowledge to both sets of ancient people...thousands of miles across the world’s oceans? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 6 of Ancient Aliens: Secrets of the Maya.

Are octopuses - aka “octopi” - actually aliens? Are their secret alien bases - filled with aquatically evolved extraterrestrials - hiding right under our noses, tens of thousands of feet below the oceans’ surfaces? Are USO’s different than UFO’s? Did human life begin to evolve out of the ocean? If so...why does an octopus have over 50,000 genes in its DNA, while humans have only 25,000? Did life on Earth begin only when an asteroid brought liquid water filled with amino acids into the primordial soup pools of the world? Is David Childress an expert on underwater vehicle engineering as well as water desalinization? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 5 of Ancient Aliens: They Came from the Sea!

Is there a connection between all the ancient extraterrestrials that have supposedly descended from the dog star: Sirius? How did the Dogon tribe know about the invisible sister star, Sirius B, without a technologically advanced telescope in their possession? Are the Sky Stones that fell to earth with the African sky gods, the Nomoli, actually the remenants of an alien planet? Are the Dogu statues from ancient Japan actually depicting ancient aliens in spacesuits...from 18 thousand years ago? Are there linguistic connections between the Dogon, Dragons, Dagon, Dagda, and other gods that are on the verge of sounding like…”daddy?” We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 4 of Ancient Aliens: The Star Gods of Sirius!

Is Element 115 the secret to interstellar space travel for humanity? Is Bob Lazaar telling the truth about his employment at S4 during the 1980s - a secret underground facility directly connected to Area 51? Is Moscovium, the Element 115 “discovered” in 2003 the same Element 115 that Bob Lazaar described in Jeremy Corbell’s documentary “Bob Lazaar: Area 51 and Flying Saucers?” Are Bob Lazaar, Jeremy Corbell, and George Knapp telling the truth about Bob Lazaar’s credibility? Is the government covering up the fact that they have a stable version of Element 115 and are already powering spacecraft that the public isn’t aware of? Did aliens plan the Roswell and Kapustin Yar crashes so that humanity would slowly but surely reverse engineer their technology and bring them into the galactic federation? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 3 of Ancient Aliens: Element 115!

Is Saskatchewan’s Badlands Guardian actually an intelligently carved petroglyph depicting the Black Foot tribe’s ancient alien ancestors / deity’s that returned to the stars thousands of years ago? If so...how did these ancient - commonly thought of as “primitive” - people carve out an entire section of a mountain range that’s almost a kilometer in it’s width, and hundreds of feet in depth, without help from a more advanced species...perhaps...aliens? Does the Badlands Guardian have a celestial connection to the infamous Face on Mars? Is there a link between the pyramids on Mars, the pyramids in Egypt, the pharaoh Akhnaten...and the Badlands Guardian? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 2 of Ancient Aliens: The Badlands Guardian!

Do aliens live in underground bases in Antarctica? Are there secretly temperate zones under Mt. Erebus at the South Pole where life can flourish? Did the Nazi’s have access to alien technology before World War II even started thanks to a tip from psychic mediums who had access to extraterrestrial consciousnesses? Did Admiral Byrd and the US Military actually fight a Nazi / alien skirmish when they landed on Antarctica after WWII was own? What about the soldiers on Ross Island at McMurdo station...did they have UFO encounters that their commanding officers told them to stay quiet about, no matter the cost? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut researchers sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 1 of Ancient Aliens: Return to Antarctica!

What is artificial intelligence? Could humanity populate the cosmos more efficiently by sending out android avatars that housed our human consciousness, but with no need for oxygen, gravity, or food? Have aliens been reaching out to intelligent races throughout the galaxy in this exact fashion for centuries? What’s the latest in human robotic technologies, and what’s the latest in sex robot technology? Are we simply fulfilling our genetic, alien-infused destiny of creating robots in our own image because our alien forefathers programmed us to do so? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do - let’s prooooooooooooooooobe into Season 13, Episode 13 of Ancient Aliens: The Artificial Human!

Are asteroids being used by aliens to propagate life throughout the universe? With NASA’s project Rama, are we simply repeating this cycle, as those ancient extraterrestrials were, by utilizing space-faring rocks to travel through the cosmos and deliver life-building payloads into the galaxy...potentially even terraforming other planets? Is panspermia possible, or even probable? Project Genesis seems to think so. Are we actually Annunaki-built Von Neumen robots that were designed to self replicate and pass our life-building essence into the universe by way of hulking meteors crashing into unsuspecting, but habitable worlds? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do. Let’s proooooooooooooooooobe into Season 13, Episode 12 of Ancient Aliens: They Came From the Sky!

Was the space race between the USA and Russia ACTUALLY a competitive race...or simply a cover-up for a secret long-standing collaboration between the two mega-cultures? How did Russia’s cultural integration of Cosmism motivate them to relentlessly create technology that could bring them further out into the stars...and further towards their extraterrestrial origins? What kind if classified information was revealed when the USSR disbanded and the KGB’s secret files were unlocked to the public? Did president Obama have a secret deal with Vladimir Putin to have equal control of the secret extraterrestrial information, and communication, after his 2012 re-election? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into Season 13, episode 11 of Ancient Aliens: Russia Declassified!

Work decided to bite us in the ass on recording day, so please enjoy our August 2020 episode of Probing Deeper instead! If you like this content, support us for $5 or more at Patreon.com/probingancientaliens and you get TWO extra podcasts like this every month! (original episode description from Patreon) "Consciousness Researcher" and spiritual healer (read: Sedona, AZ chick) embraces her inner female Wilcock to make this very surface level movie about extremely deep subjects. What did we glean from this glossed over montage of a face-lifted, overly makeup'd, clearly narcissistic lady trying to prove psychic phenomena with scientists who all look like porn doctors and talk like sex therapists? Open your Learn-Hole and find out!