She Hasn't Seen This Yet

In this episode, Abbey & Karli discuss Abbey's recurring dreams, big pharma, the flawed logic of the climax of Jurassic Park: The Lost World, and welcoming death. We also talk about Stargate on occasion.

In this episode (alternatively titled "Two Girls, One Archeaologist"), Abbey has taken a lot of Dayquil and it presents itself in a sleepy but giddy personality. We discuss Spartacus, Jaffa shofars, and how there's always time for mythology.

In this episode (which is the origin of our alternative cast!) we still have poor audio but we are way funnier than the last episode. Abbey and I discuss Sam's Spidey Sense, the fact that there are no metaphors in space, Jonathan Taylor Thomas hair, and unions. We also discuss "Stargate".

In this episode, Abbey and Karli discuss Epcot, a museum Karli hasn't been to because it doesn't exist, being Cisco'd and Tom Holland doing flips or something. We also discuss this episode which was recorded prior to us being better at audio, so, like, sorry.

In this episode, Karli and Abbey discuss cannibalism, Abbey's inability to whistle, Karli's deep hate of "In the Heart of the Sea", and the noodle dance. We also, occasionally, discuss "Stargate".

In this episode, Karli and Abbey are joined by special guests An Obnoxious Drilling Noise, Mic Issues, and McGonagall the Cat. They discuss Tony Stark's character arc, the Sandlot, and then Tony Stark's character arc again. They also occasionally discuss this episode.

In this episode, Abbey and Karli are joined by Thad and Stuart of "Stargate Weekly" to discuss Elizabeth Olsen being the best Olsen twin, Goa'uld soap operas, Apophis's cheekbones, and salting your phone. We also occasionally discuss "Stargate".

In the season 1 finale, Abbey and Karli are joined by Stuart and Thad of "Stargate Weekly" to discuss 90s reality shows, "Holes" and Nicholas Cage. We also discuss the finale.

In which Karli and Abbey probably made some real good jokes, but since this recording, Karli has got a second job and is literally dying slowly of exhaustion and has no idea what we said in this, and only edited half of it. Also we talk about "Stargate".

In this episode, we discuss Mary Kate and Ashley, the feminist and social justice aspects of "Holes", and giving your kids coffee. We also discuss Stargate occasionally.

In this episode, we talk about Old Yeller's theme song, country music, reverse psychology and Carlos Valdes as the man who breaks your hand. We also occasionally discuss "Stargate".

Abbey and Karli discuss they're vastly different childhoods, baldeagleinfo.com, burb bird murder, and bad Hulk impressions. Also we talk about "Stargate".

In our second re-recorded episode, Abbey reminisces about first grade, Karli brings up Kirk vs. Spock fights, we both remind you that this podcast is strongly anti-Nazi, and do our gay diligence. Also, Stargate is occasionally discussed.

In this episode, Karli and Abbey forgo discussions about an actual episode and instead take a deep dive into an overly meta discussion on story, characters, and their deeply involved imaginary reboot.

In this episode, Karli admits her Halloweentown shame, Abbey stans Teal'c, and both of us talk a lot about CW shows. We don't talk much about Stargate--what else is new?

In this episode, Karli f*cks up, we thank the straights for their tireless work in being the norm in 90s media, and consider shrimp cocktails. We also rarely talk about "Stargate" because, honestly, this just became an awkward PSA episode where both Karli and Abbey were slightly uncomfortable the whole time.

In this episode Abbey finally admits that Daniel is a bit sexy and discusses her high school acting career, and Karli does some solid 1930s gangster impression. We also talk about Stargate a bit.

In this episode, we reference "My Immortal", verbal ellipses, childhood illnesses, and we see the return of our Disney podcast. Also, we discuss "Stargate" a bit.

In this episode we talk about cool grandmas, and smooth jazz before Abbey spirals briefly into sadness. We also sometimes discuss this episode.

An episode in which Karli does a Fruedian slip, we talk about chopping people's heads off, and how special snowflake Daniel needs to follow his heart. Also we discuss the episode.