She Hasn't Seen This Yet

We'll be back to our regular broadcast soon, but in the meantime we wanted take a moment to support protesters and activists on this platform that we have. We encourage you to join us in donating your time, money, and/or voice.

This episode was recorded at Christmas, when things were brighter and less terrifying. In this episode, Abbey and I discuss invisible rabbis, wigs in general, how everyone in Superman's world is an idiot, and how Karli is, unsurprisingly, against consumerism. "Stargate" also comes up.

In this episode, we discuss The Giver, "Thor", and orc-eology. We also sometimes discuss "Stargate".

In this episode, Abbey and Karli go on a full-on rant where we mention Bill Nye, Karli's brief foray into the film industry, the one good season of "Teen Wolf" and if Colin Morgan is doing okay. We also complain about this episode.

In this very quiet, awkward episode where other people are in the other room and we are interrupted by babies, dogs, and kittens, Abbey and Karli discuss nail polish bravery, Thor's safeword, and the fact that Abbey played Kili in a Hobbit musical once. We also talk about Stargate.

In the new kalimba-powered episodes, we talk about Dorothy the Tok'ra, Abbey's safeword, Karli's hot take on Stephen King, and being alone in an amusement park! We also talk about Stargate.

In this episode we talk about Thor: Ragnorok (again), Karli's broken wrist, our favorite blank wall Tabitha, and measuring time by Taylor Swift albums. We also talk about this episode.

In this episode, we discuss prime Judy Blume time, being genetically Quaker, and owning late stage capitalism. We also discuss Stargate SG-1.

In this episode Abbey and Karli are finally back (and not very funny) to talk about the varying levels of 'oh fuck', some Thanos shit, and bringing it back to Twilight.

Don't you just wanna scream in a group? Don't you just wanna collapse to the floor? Why do people take their shoes off in airplanes? Do all Australians sound the same? These and other important questions answered in this episode where we don't talk about Stargate all that much.

In this episode we discuss My Dad Wrote a Porno, Big Brother, self-sabotaging and things we had to unlearn. We also ocassionally discuss the episode.

In this week's episode, Abbey and Karli discuss fast food stories, apartments with doormen, being haunted by Hannah Montana and fizzy drinks. We also discuss this episode.

In this episode, we discuss spaghettification, John Mulaney quotes, the fact that Abbey doesn't know what a tank looks like and read our first piece of fanmail! We also occasionally discuss "Stargate".

In this episode, Abbey and Karli discuss Good Will Hunting-ing your friends, what hippies sound like, and literally fighting Satan. We also occasionally discuss this episode.

In this episode, Abbey and I discuss the Writer's Strike, Abbey's Minnesota accent, and how we remember "The Sound of Music" differently. We also discuss this episode.

In this episode, Abbey and Karli discuss if we think this episode is racist, hating Orson Scott Card, a Thousand Moms Against Heretics, and #NotAllJaffa. We also discuss this episode.

In this episode we discuss hurdy-gurdys, how Glee was Abbey's life, space racism, and what the Queen would think. We also occasionally, discuss "Stargate"

In this episode, Karli gives a TEDTalk about biopics she would like to see, we discuss Chuck E. Cheese birthdays, "the youth", and how important noses are. We also occasionally talk about Stargate.

We're back! And in this episode we discuss being gay at art shows, "what are frogs?", and liking it when you call us Big Papa. We also discuss "Stargate". This episode was recorded all the way back in July 2018. We're sorry.

I lied--apparently we had a few crappy audio podcasts left. Sorry. In this episode we discuss good morning texts from Bra'tac, no secret rooms, Monopoly, and Abbey's low voice. We also discuss "Stargate".