Help I Sexted My Boss

You know who should really get into pints? William. You know who thinks that? Jordan. With those stereotypes out of the way, the boys dive into your work mishaps and attempt to decode the G&Divas’ wildest typos. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What’s more likely - Jordan buying a Vespa, or the boys doing a gym session together? Apparently both are happening (and they say they haven’t changed). Things swiftly return to reality though when they tackle your dilemmas, including how to be friendly without being flirty, and a letter from a G&Diva whose dinner ended up in a very different kind of ‘fridge’. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After Ben’s Big Benders terrorised the middle of Tuesday’s episode, it’s time to hear your actual thoughts on Jordan’s Joke of the Week. Elsewhere we hear your travel wardrobe stories and a G&Diva wants to know the right way to “ravish” nuts, leading to a spontaneous Top 3 run down. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jordan has made a discovery that comes as no surprise to no one who has received an email from him in the past 18 months. But both William and Jordan are surprised by a shocking new feature smack bang in the middle. The dilemmas pull the boys in all sorts of directions, with one letter particularly close to home for our favourite etiquette expert, and another that leaves Jordan proclaiming "snitches get stitches". Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who gets to decide if something is common or not? Well William and Jordan continue to stake their claim as the experts as they go through your suggestions of what should or shouldn't be on the list. Elsewhere there's continued disagreements about the strength of France and Spain and some more information about William's letter to the Pope. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

William and Producer Ben are back in the studio after their sun‑soaked adventure in Malta, all thanks to Jet2, and Jordan is not hiding his envy. The boys unpack every detail of their Mediterranean getaway: the food, the sights, the unexpected activities - did someone say Popeye Village? - and of course, the souvenirs they’ve brought home for Jordan. It’s true what they say, nothing does beat a Jet2holiday - especially in Malta! For your chance to win a trip to Malta with Jet2, go to www.jet2holidays.com/sextedmyboss. Terms and conditions apply. Thank you Jet2holidays! #ad Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What do thirst posts, a Madonna era, and the Henley Festival all have in common? Jordan’s been in all of them. The boys also tackle your modern-day dilemmas, from airport attire etiquette to how to politely ask someone to turn off their portable fan in the theatre. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do William and Jordan have any fictional doppelgangers? That's the question William and Jordan set out to answer, you be the judge how close they get it. Elsewhere there's a discussion about the best form of washing line and not only favourite cakes, but also favourite Agatha Christie murder mysteries… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With William fresh from his latest appointment with the hydrotherapist and Jordan just about recovered from Our Lee's wedding, the boys come together for another catch up for the ages. William's parents have finally settled on a door, Jordan learns about embalming for the very first time and there's a dilemma involving more than one arsehole. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

William finally hands over his phone for Jordan to snoop through his internet search history, and the boys discuss what names they’d give their (currently fictional) yachts. They also draw up their dream lists of replacement co-hosts, in case one of them kicks the bucket. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our headline show at the Crossed Wires Festival in Sheffield was so much fun that we just had to share a selection of our favourite moments. Expect William’s diary, a message from the festival’s creative director Greg James, and a dilemma that’s sure to put you off eating sausage rolls for life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After Jordan boldly claimed that he could tell where a notherner was from ‘just by the sound of their sneeze’ William’s putting him to the test! That’s not the only bold claim as the boys discuss the best dictator haircuts and who they’d be in the Star Wars universe. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jordan's back from holiday and he's got a renewed spring in his step when he returns to the studio. Whilst William declares himself a motorbike convert and dreams up a plan for his own music festival. There's also time for the boys to solve dilemmas involving scrunching or folding and a code brown situation. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There's a brand new book all about William in the studio, but all isn't as it seems. The boys also create a common or not common list, react to your best moments of passive aggressive communication and discover that you can actually die with a hard on. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After the highs and moans of last week’s massage, William has an exciting Dixon Dallas update that’s sure to maintain the sensual vibes. Meanwhile, Jordan’s grappling with some chest hair issues he’s desperate to sort before his holiday. The boys also tackle your modern-day dilemmas regarding how to correctly lay out your cutlery drawer, and what to do if you get caught crotch-watching. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

William’s been under a lot of stress lately, and being the great friend his Jordan’s decided to surprise him with a bit of pampering (for both of them naturally). Expect all the usual Sexted fun, with added groaning.Thank you to the lovely Giorgio and Marcin from Urban for coming on the podcast. If you fancy an at-home massage, get 10% off your first treatment with the code BOSS, you’ve got until the 31st August to use the code. Just head to www.urban.co and book now! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There’s a lot of firsts in today’s episode. William’s writing his first letter to the Pope and has come up with likely the first ever sexual pun involving curry. It’s also the first time Jordan has realised that the set of Help I Sexted My Boss doesn’t actually have a real brick wall behind him. We really all go through life at our own pace, don’t we? After those firsts, the boys get to your dilemmas involving showing off your VPL (visible penis line) and what should you do if your date asks you to pay for half of the meal because you didn’t put out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ever wondered what Jordan spends his nights Googling? Never fear, comrades — we have the answers! Meanwhile, William’s getting told off for how he eats rice, and a listener writes in with a top tip for anonymously informing a one-night stand that they might have an STI. Join Sexted Extra and laugh along to William Hanson and Jordan North helping you navigate the challenges of modern life ad free at https://plus.acast.com/s/sextedmyboss. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

William's back from New York, and he's proudly boasting a rat free visit. Jordan enjoys some high brow dilemmas from the G&Divas, including the intricacies of yawning etiquette and the age-old debate on American versus European dining styles. But don't worry, usual Sexted service resumes with chat about a mid-dinner passionate encounter gone awry, plus what to do if you're left out of a group outing! Join Sexted Extra and laugh along to William Hanson and Jordan North helping you navigate the challenges of modern life ad free at https://plus.acast.com/s/sextedmyboss. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

William and Jordan chat about what happens when a decorator moves into your home, and the essential topic of what to call the telly remote control. Chat about quirky names for common items evolves into what to call your pants, and is William's Hyacinth Bucket jumper as bad as Jordan thinks? Plus, the boys get some very useful medical bum advice from G&Diva Sophie. Join Sexted Extra and laugh along to William Hanson and Jordan North helping you navigate the challenges of modern life ad free at https://plus.acast.com/s/sextedmyboss. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.