Synopsis
Life is full of personal calamities. Thankfully, William Hanson and Jordan North are here to help you navigate the daily struggles of modern life. Well, most of the time... Despite being best friends, William and Jordans lives couldnt be more different. One's more Buckingham Palace, the others more Crystal Palace. William travels the world teaching etiquette to royal families and has a stalwart appreciation of all things proper. Jordan cant pack a suitcase without his Mums help and is often found on trains going in the wrong direction. But that doesn't stop them sharing very different advice on todays everyday problems. Whatever the conundrum, they're here to help!
Episodes
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Strange Turn-Ons, Fanny Hoare and Bottom Badges
17/10/2025 Duration: 28minWilliam’s mum has been banned from a very popular online app, and Jordan has a great tip on how to tell someone whether you’re a bottom or a top. We also hear about your strange turn-ons and discuss who has the worst showbiz name.Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Pop these dates in your diary:Friday 20th March – Utilita Arena CardiffSaturday 21st March – OVO Arena WembleyFriday 27th March – OVO Hydro GlasgowSaturday 28th March – AO Arena ManchesterGeneral sale tickets on sale now at sextedmyboss.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Help I Gave Myself A Colonic
14/10/2025 Duration: 50minWilliam and Jordan have lots to debrief on after William’s luxury housewarming soirée with executive munchettes. Plus, we of course need the inside scoop on Jordan meeting Taylor Swift! The boys also tackle your dilemmas involving neighbours with farmyard animals, overly talkative parents, and self-administered colonics.Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Pop these dates in your diary:Friday 20th March – Utilita Arena CardiffSaturday 21st March – OVO Arena WembleyFriday 27th March – OVO Hydro GlasgowSaturday 28th March – AO Arena ManchesterGeneral sale tickets on sale now at sextedmyboss.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Disappearing Chocolate, Naughty Rings and See It, Say It, Sexted
10/10/2025 Duration: 26minThe See It, Say It, Sorted announcer has been in touch with a personal message for William and Jordan! We also hear a dilemma involving chocolate that leaves the boys both stunned and impressed in equal measure - while also giving Jordan a new idea for a future tour routine. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Help He’s Getting His Wand Out
07/10/2025 Duration: 51minIt’s time for the wedding of the year debrief - with one diva cutting it very fine on timekeeping. The boys also weigh up the pros and cons of tucking versus flapping in the bedroom, and Jordan reveals a surprising new turn on.Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Pop these dates in your diary:Friday 20th March – Utilita Arena CardiffSaturday 21st March – OVO Arena WembleyFriday 27th March – OVO Hydro GlasgowSaturday 28th March – AO Arena ManchesterGeneral sale tickets on sale NOW at sextedmyboss.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Sincere Words, Takeaways and Horse Beans
03/10/2025 Duration: 27minThe boys test whether William is truly capable of sincerity by making him shower Jordan with compliments, before diving into a lyrical showdown to decide who’s raunchier: Sabrina Carpenter or Dixon Dallas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Help She Borrowed My Vibrator
30/09/2025 Duration: 41minJordan’s got a BIG problem that’s hard to SPOT. Thankfully William is nothing but discreet (unlike the spot). The boys get down to business solving your dilemmas regarding urinal etiquette and tips for becoming a ‘boy mum’. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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William’s Lies, Geordie Trains and Wedding Advice for Producer Ben
26/09/2025 Duration: 30minWilliam has been lying to Jordan and is finally ready to confess his sins - but how will Jordan react? The boys also discuss which automated announcements would be vastly improved by a northern voice and do their best to hype Producer Ben up ahead of his imminent wedding! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Help We're Revealing Our Big Secret
23/09/2025 Duration: 49minThe secret is finally out! Help I Sexted My Boss is heading back on tour in arenas across the UK in 2026! Full of excitement, the boys then turn to your dilemmas involving suit jacket buttons and problems with a colleague’s emotional support animal.Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Pop these dates in your diary:Friday 20th March – Utilita Arena CardiffSaturday 21st March – OVO Arena WembleyFriday 27th March – OVO Hydro GlasgowSaturday 28th March – AO Arena ManchesterGeneral sale tickets go on sale Friday the 26th September at 10am at sextedmyboss.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Drag Names, Chorizo and Henny Stags
19/09/2025 Duration: 29minWhat would the perfect Drag name for Jordan North be? Does William’s mother have a doppelganger who terrorises neighbours? Was producer Ben’s stag do more of ‘hen do’? Well look no further for all the answers!OUR VIG&DIVA NEWSLETTER
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Help My Mate's Dad Is Thirsty
16/09/2025 Duration: 41minWilliam is on cloud nine after the backstage tour of his dreams, while Jordan unveils a new catchphrase that’s sure to give even his biggest admirer the ick. The boys also tackle dilemmas involving urinal technique, J cups, and thirsty dads.OUR VIG&DIVA NEWSLETTER
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Chopstick Etiquette, Northern Siri and Sexy/Not Sexy
12/09/2025 Duration: 25minThe boys hear all about your differing opinions on what is ‘sexy’, and William sets the record straight on chopstick etiquette. Jordan also discovers there’s an unknown slice of Benidorm right here in the UK!OUR VIG&DIVA NEWSLETTER
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Help She Won’t Trim Her Bush
09/09/2025 Duration: 42minWhat do Producer Ben’s pants, jacket potatoes and ‘rat sticks’ have in common? They all feature far too heavily in this podcast episode. The boys also have plenty of discussion around dead frogs, birthday cards and the correct etiquette for stripping a bed that isn’t your own.OUR VIG&DIVA NEWSLETTER
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Naughty Words, Scents and Sunday Roasts
05/09/2025 Duration: 23minEver wondered what Jordan and William smell like? No, me neither. But one of the G&Divas has opened Pandora’s box – and now we all get to enjoy this new bit of information! The boys also answer your questions on the correct time to eat a Sunday roast and your unusual phrases for naughty words. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Help I Don’t Want To Marry Him
02/09/2025 Duration: 44minIt’s William’s birthday! And Jordan has got William the perfect present, which he bought off some bloke on a Spanish beach (he got a great discount apparently). Some familiar voices from the Sexted universe also appear to wish our William a very happy birthday. Once the celebrations have passed, the boys tackle your dilemmas on unwanted proposals and going topless on holiday. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Sewers, Muff and Sexted-Themed Trips
29/08/2025 Duration: 27minJordan reveals a very different (and smelly) career path he could have taken, while William discovers that his hair muse has changed her haircut. The boys also discuss what key points of interest would be on a Sexted-themed tour of the UK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Help He Wants His Chicken Drumstick Back
26/08/2025 Duration: 45minWilliam is feeling inspired - but where has this inspiration come from, you ask? A thirst trap. And not just anyone’s, mind you. Meanwhile, our favourite ‘dilemma daddies’ are back at it again, answering your questions like is it ever OK to put on used underwear after a shower? They also hear a story from a G&Diva that is likely to put you off chicken drumsticks for life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Kilts, Pickled Eggs and a Wigan Kebab
22/08/2025 Duration: 29minJordan has finally had enough of William’s ridiculous food etiquette videos and has decided to teach him how to eat proper food like a normal person. Ever hungry for the limelight, Producer Ben makes an appearance with a completely normal demonstration of how to eat a pickled egg.This episode of Help I Sexted My Boss includes some eating on the podcast, so there may be background sounds and mouth noises that could be uncomfortable for listeners with misophonia.If that’s you, please take care while listening. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Help He's Blown Into My Wet Wipe
19/08/2025 Duration: 39minThere's further disagreement in the studio this week as William and Jordan can't agree on whether it's right to not talk to an Uber driver. William also tries to teach you how to up your coffee game, Jordan reveals all (well not really all) about his new "wine rack", and there are dilemmas about mullets, wet wipes and "Silicone Sally". Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Travel, Grey Joggers and the Passports Please! Podcast
15/08/2025 Duration: 41minWe’re joined by our very luxurious (and occasionally budget-conscious) friends, Chelsea and James from the Passports Please! podcast. We chat about travelling, the rules of correct airport attire, and whether the UK’s leading etiquette expert has ever braved economy. Plus, Chelsea and James help us tackle your modern-day travel dilemmas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Help There’s An STD On My Foot
12/08/2025 Duration: 44minA late night delivery sends Jordan into full-blown panic, convinced disaster has struck William - while William is busy battling his very first proper hangover (to Jordan’s delight). This week’s dilemmas bring tales of STDs in the strangest places and a dog caught in the most awkward of intimate moments. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.