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On this episode, we are back in a mall, but this time there is an unsuspecting hero that saves the day. We end with a happy ending nightcap that is sure to make even the most belligerent listener chortle.Ad-free episodes, and hours of extra 911 Calls content each week, exclusive merch, and early access to all of the 11:59 Media podcasts. Start accessing hundreds of additional hours!Visit 11:59 PLUS.

In this episode we cover a powder keg that reached a boiling point down at the local stove and flooring store. The fallout and the felonies fly as the police try and make heads or tails of the heads and tails all over the place.We’ve preserved an extra 30+ minutes of real-time police recording for you special people on Patreon, Plus and Premium! Hugs. ❤️ Ad-free episodes, and hours of extra 911 Calls content each week, exclusive merch, and early access to all of the 11:59 Media podcasts. Start accessing hundreds of additional hours!Visit 11:59 PLU

In this episode we cover the case of a nagging neighbor dispute and the fallout from what turned out to be the final straw for these fenced-in foes. We end things on a high note drenched in crab Rangoon sauce. It’s a journey. You’ll love it. Hugs. ❤️Ad-free episodes, and hours of extra 911 Calls content each week, exclusive merch, and early access to all of the 11:59 Media podcasts. Start accessing hundreds of additional hours!Visit 11:59 PLUS.

On this episode, we get in on the group hug of a family in distress. There’s seems to be no amount of support that can keep this situation from getting shot full of holes. It’s a tale as old as … old people wielding World-War-II-era revolvers.And we happily end with a Happy Ending during happy hour that hits a little too close to home (Jess). It’s fun. It’s family. It’s a friggin’ freakshow. Hugs. ❤️Ad-free episodes, and hours of extra 911 Calls content each week, exclusive merch, and early access to all of the 11:59 Media podcasts. Start accessing hundreds of additional hours!Visit 11:59 PLUS.

On this episode we cover the intense shootout at a mall, he senseless mass killing, and fallout. We end it with a happy ending that is good for the mind and soul. Hugs. ❤️Ad-free episodes, and hours of extra 911 Calls content each week, exclusive merch, and early access to all of the 11:59 Media podcasts. Start accessing hundreds of additional hours!Visit 11:59 PLUS.

In this episode we cover a man with a bad Spirit in a county that has enough problems as it was. And in the Haply Ending, we find out what can happen when you don’t have a girlfriend. It’s fun, then it all gets terrible, and then horrible, and back to funny. It’s a perfect format custom-made for your earballs. Hugs. ❤️ Ad-free episodes, and hours of extra 911 Calls content each week, exclusive merch, and early access to all of the 11:59 Media podcasts. Start accessing hundreds of additional hours!Visit 11:59 PLUS.

And in this episode, we cover the case of a brave girl who braved her mom’s shopping trip, and subsequent shoplifting that hit a little too close to home. And speaking of homes, we bring a happy ending that covers both the interior and exterior of one such house, and the impact that it had on another girl. Stay tuned, listen in with your earballs. This one will steal your heart, your car, and your driving privileges. Hugs. ❤️Ad-free episodes, and hours of extra 911 Calls content each week, exclusive merch, and early access to all of the 11:59 Media podcasts. Start accessing hundreds of additional hours!Visit 11:59 PLUS.

As a backdrop for the call, we dive into the folklore of Clear Creek County, Colorado. From the haunted woods comes a call that will haunt your earballs. We close things out with a happy ending that’s a cautionary tale of drugs dealers. Hugs. ❤️Ad-free episodes, and hours of extra 911 Calls content each week, exclusive merch, and early access to all of the 11:59 Media podcasts. Start accessing hundreds of additional hours!Visit 11:59 PLUS.

Nobody likes change, but everyone loves a behind-the-scenes look at how things work at 11:59 - so we oblige. We hope you’ll still love us after this rare look at the guts of our operations. Be gentle. We are all human. And in the episode, we jess get right into it. We cover the case of a horrible human who not only has the middle name of Wayne (statistically one of the most common middle-names of criminals in the US) but he also chooses the most horrible choices for himself and many others. He’s horrible. He’s a coward. And you’ll agree. And on the happy ending, The Op’s memory takes a dump, but he makes up for it with a call that’ll keep you buzzing all the way to the hospital. It’s the climax of the episode! Hugs ❤️Ad-free episodes, and hours of extra 911 Calls content each week, exclusive merch, and early access to all of the 11:59 Media podcasts. Start accessing hundreds of additional hours!Visit 11:59 PLUS.

The Op tries to go hunting. All the animals laugh at him. His buddies Adam the Cop and PJ are along for the ride. We cover deadly force, the elusive world of being a candle magnate, and how the use of deadly force never was used during this trip … hiking with bullets. We spelunk into a 911 call from some boy scouts and their trapped-in-a-den leader. And The Op misreads the title of a call and makes everything awkward. If you like dill pickle meat sticks, high mountains, and low self esteem, you’re gonna love this episode. *no animals were even remotely harmed during this making of this episode. For five friggin’ days … no animals were harmed. Rest assured. *kicks a stump* Hugs. ❤️ Ad-free episodes, and hours of extra 911 Calls content each week, exclusive merch, and early access to all of the 11:59 Media podcasts. Start accessing hundreds of additional hours!Visit 11:59 PLUS.

In this episode we dig into the sordid details of Ruby Franke’s life, how she made it big peddling her motherhood and family standards to her fawning online fans - and how the reality of her family’s life was anything but how she portrayed it online. She’s gross. It’s gross. And you’ll walk away with a pit in your stomach - if you don’t you should check to see whether your heart is still beating. And we cover a happy ending about a board feud in a parking lot. Hugs. ❤️Ad-free episodes, and hours of extra 911 Calls content each week, exclusive merch, and early access to all of the 11:59 Media podcasts. Start accessing hundreds of additional hours!Visit 11:59 PLUS.

On this episode, we hardly scratch Hardy’s surface; Gerald Hardy, that is. From his cancer to his Crip walks we uncover a call and a case like no other. A real whodunnit, with a very apparent whodidit. And we end it all with a guy who is on the wrong side of history. It’s not a mystery, he literally thought he was helping, but he wasn’t even close. Hugs. ❤️Ad-free episodes, and hours of extra 911 Calls content each week, exclusive merch, and early access to all of the 11:59 Media podcasts. Start accessing hundreds of additional hours!Visit 11:59 PLUS.

On this episode we cover a terroristic, terrible tyrant, who gets his feels all hurt and decides that an honor killing is justified. But we wash all the bad juju away with an adorable 999 caller - he’s got the accent, the cute reason for calling, and just all the things that gives us hope for the upcoming generation of kids. Hugs. ❤️Ad-free, UNCUT episodes, and 911 Calls PLUS and so much more!Access hours of extra 911 Calls content each week, exclusive merch, and early access to new podcasts. Start accessing hundreds of additional hours of 11:59 Media content!Visit 11:59 PLUS.

In this episode, we duck and cover in a gas station. Packed with witnesses, none of them help the dispatchers. It’s crazy! And in the happy ending, we listen to a kid set his father back on the path of lawful obedience. Hugs. ❤️Ad-free, UNCUT episodes, and 911 Calls PLUS and so much more!Access hours of extra 911 Calls content each week, exclusive merch, and early access to new podcasts. Start accessing hundreds of additional hours of 11:59 Media content!Visit 11:59 PLUS.

In this episode, we review our cumulative, natural knowledge of the history of Mesopotamia. Then, we stay completely on topic, and cover the case of a murder there, and how exactly they place calls to 911 from Mesopotamia. All of your questions have answers on this riveting episode. Hugs. ❤️Ad-free, UNCUT episodes, and 911 Calls PLUS and so much more!Access hours of extra 911 Calls content each week, exclusive merch, and early access to new podcasts. Start accessing hundreds of additional hours of 11:59 Media content!Visit 11:59 PLUS.

In this episode, we cover the critical history of Bacon. We connect Bacon to a meandering menagerie of events to a malicious murder. And we give you a happy ending from … yes, the UK again. Hugs. ❤️Ad-free, UNCUT episodes, and 911 Calls PLUS and so much more!Access hours of extra 911 Calls content each week, exclusive merch, and early access to new podcasts. Start accessing hundreds of additional hours of 11:59 Media content!Visit 11:59 PLUS.

In this episode, we cover the harrowing history of patio products and how they have made their way into 911 calls. In a relevant way, The Op artfully weaves a tapestry of history, nuance, and 911 into a story you won’t put down - it’s also hard to pick up because it’s audio. We do some math, too: woman + shotgun = intruder - his head. We ended it with a 999 call from our friends from Britannia. If you’re not paying for 11:59 PLUS yet, this episode will make you go, “I need to pay for PLUS.” Because you’ll want more of what we offer, but we understand if you can’t afford $5 a month. Also, you can afford it, and you want more. Here’s some helpful math: 11:59 + your $5 = you + happiness - we don’t threaten you with a shotgun. It’s not a threat. But it sort of is. Either start paying for 11:59 PLUS and change your life forever, or we will find you and break into your house with a patio furniture, and you’ll have to shoot us with a shotgun. I feel like I’ve written too much now, and maybe I’ve overstepped a bounda

In this episode, if you like shotguns or hate shotguns, this one’s for you! We cover a call that left people rattled, peppered, dead, and headin’ for the hills. You've never heard a call like this from getaway drivers to stay-at-home intruders to get out-out-of-here homeowners from heaven. To wrap it up, we give you one of the most polite happy endings the UK can offer. Hugs. ❤️Ad-free, UNCUT episodes, and 911 Calls PLUS and so much more!Access hours of extra 911 Calls content each week, exclusive merch, and early access to new podcasts. Start accessing hundreds of additional hours of 11:59 Media content!Visit 11:59 PLUS.

In this episode, we cover the very important history of baseball bats (stay with me), and we dance from general history to personal use (keep staying with me). Finally, we cover a little slugger who has impending doom hanging over his head. We end things with Squirrels, Germans, and Brits. It’s terrible, it’s jolly, and there are frickin’ bats. Hugs. ❤️Ad-free, UNCUT episodes, and 911 Calls PLUS and so much more!Access hours of extra 911 Calls content each week, exclusive merch, and early access to new podcasts. Start accessing hundreds of additional hours of 11:59 Media content!Visit 11:59 PLUS.

In this episode, we cover some killer Parks! And how staying at the Parks can get you killed sometimes. You’ll be shocked to discover that Parks is a last name, not an actual park! Got ya. LOL. And we leave you with a happy ending only a mother could love. Hugs. ❤️Ad-free, UNCUT episodes, and 911 Calls PLUS and so much more!Access hours of extra 911 Calls content each week, exclusive merch, and early access to new podcasts. Start accessing hundreds of additional hours of 11:59 Media content!Visit 11:59 PLUS.