Just Guy Things

“What a miserable life some people lead” --David Coursey 2017 Matt and David begin this episode at Squeeze Inn in Sacramento, California, where Guy Fieri is chasin’ skirts. Cheese skirts. On burgers. David learns what a Chlamydosaurus is and the gang talks about eating foot food. Matt has an idea for a new crime show that is centered around Guy Fieri’s “Carmen San Diego”-like globetrotting. Then we go to Hackney’s on Harms in Glenview, Illinois. David discovers some Psychonauts IRL DLC, and they talk about the moral conundrum that is lying to your dog. No Vin Diesel OR Ice Cube pornos at Triple XXX Family Restaurant in West Lafayette, Indiana. Instead, it's peanut butter on burgers. David shares his fullproof sobriety test methods and Matt shares his knowledge of College level sports. Then the gang learns of the tradition of a Burger Mitzvah. Dig in, you burgercuck.