Just Guy Things

“What a miserable life some people lead” --David Coursey 2017 Matt and David begin this episode at Squeeze Inn in Sacramento, California, where Guy Fieri is chasin’ skirts. Cheese skirts. On burgers. David learns what a Chlamydosaurus is and the gang talks about eating foot food. Matt has an idea for a new crime show that is centered around Guy Fieri’s “Carmen San Diego”-like globetrotting. Then we go to Hackney’s on Harms in Glenview, Illinois. David discovers some Psychonauts IRL DLC, and they talk about the moral conundrum that is lying to your dog. No Vin Diesel OR Ice Cube pornos at Triple XXX Family Restaurant in West Lafayette, Indiana. Instead, it's peanut butter on burgers. David shares his fullproof sobriety test methods and Matt shares his knowledge of College level sports. Then the gang learns of the tradition of a Burger Mitzvah. Dig in, you burgercuck. 

IT'S BOY'S CLUB TIME AROUND THE JGT HOUSEHOLD. While Jennifer's away, the boys will still be forced to watch DDD without her. In this episode we talk about small business loans, soylent, and renowned Bostonian killers. We even get some fan mail!  WE'RE BACK BABY, AND WE'RE BRINGING IT TO YOU RAW. 

Matt and Jennifer see the man, the myth, the legend himself in person. We eat the food his hands have touched. We learn about an amazing charity along the way. What happens next you'll never believe... Also we hope to God they're ok with us recording them. Is this illegal? ANYWAYS link to the charity http://www.worthourweight.org/ And our email for cease and desists is hey@justguythings.money

We late with this one, folks. All Matt's fault. Basically we all love BBQ and want to go to all of these places as a taste vacation. Tastation? Is that still copyrighted? Anyways, thanks for your patience.

Matt is a horrible and sweaty wheelchair thief. Also there's Guy Fieri eating garbage in this episode.

We have a star studded diner featured on this week's episode! Patrick's Roadhouse in Santa Monica, CA was mentioned as Point Break character Bodhi's favorite restaurant. Also Arnold Schwarzenegger ate there "every day" for a while. The plaque doesn't lie! Next we go to the Frosted Mug in Chicago, where you can eat 32 oz. of ice cream in one sitting. Also there's a root beer machine in the basement. So that's neat.  Next up, we visit a Men In Black casting call in progress at a biker gang laundering scheme in Charlotte, NC. Said totally legitimate business is known for its black bean hummus and triple stacked cheeseburger known as the "full blown hemi". Someone leaves Guy alone with corndog fixins. It's a hoot!

Episode Two and Matt is already drunk! Oh and hey, what’s this? Jennifer is friends with a real live clown. So it’s one of those episodes? Cool! Real cool! Episode 2 of DDD is all about Italian food, so we hit up Pizza Palace and find out Matt doesn’t know where Fort Knox is! We imagine a pizza-less dystopian past. Next up is Hullabaloo’s in Texas, where Matt doesn’t know which major college football team is which, and we discover a softer side of Guy. Then we see that softer side get destroyed in Las Vegas at Four Kegs. Ok, that’s enough spoilers. We’ve got intro and outro music, too. It’s rad!

It's a Guy! It's the first episode of the Fancast "Just Guy Things" in which Matt, David, and Jennifer watch the first episode of "Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives." Today's topics include Bicycle Jim, naked lady statues in the middle of California, and of course, Michael Dukakis. Sink your teeth into a podcast that definitely has staying power! Ciao, hounds!